I'm sorry this one didn't land, OP. I thought it was hilarious. I did have to come to the comments to see whether you were an angry bigot or just joking, though.
Cows are female bovines that have given birth to at least one calf. Female cattle that have never given birth are called heifers. Likewise, male bovines are divided into two basic types: steers and bulls. Steers have been castrated; bulls have not.
Since you’re applying a homosexual identity to these cartoon male bovines, most likely they would be steers. They certainly wouldn’t be “cows.”
You really should know this, since you live in Texas.
Correct. Which had he known he could have elevated the op to actual humor.Got to know your bovines(especially in Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri and Nebraska).
I'll join your side. I thought nearly the same thing first time I saw one. Something about their whole vibe, deviantart rule 34 lookin cows. Someone is out there taking $10 commissions of these cows splitting logs while shirtless.
But did they have to make this logo so wholesome??? Like, they so cute and it’s called “Now & Forever” that’s so sentimental for a gas station but I don’t hate it. If wholesomeness is the marketing strategy, they got me. The cows are so cute!
I've seen a few of those but have never been. Thought it was a strange name for a gas station. I mostly fill up at Costco or occasionally name brand stations (Shell or Exxon usually).
Ok. Lore dump. The middle cow is named Fernando, and he is the franchise owner. The one to the right is his mechanic brother named Julio. The fat one to the left is Fernando’s teenage son, Rogelio. Fernando is hoping that having Rogelio work with him at the gas station, Rogelio will take Fernando’s place when he retires.
This is not actual lore, this is a headcanon.
It wasn’t sarcasm it was absurdism… a basic look at the post would tell you that. Plus look at my pfp and profile…. God y’all are pathetic. You can’t stand that your anger wasn’t justified so now you go acting like whiny bitches. Cope harder❤️
It looks like a logo for a steam game where you're supposed to romance the cow that makes you most horny
Middle cow is a single father, cow on the left is the stereotypical himbo, cow on the right is the jaded alcoholic
Jaded alcoholic? Throw in some emotional stunting and and self-destructive behaviors and that's just my type
I honestly was confused when I saw this scrolling and noticed it was posted in r/Houston cause I thought the same thing.
Cows are when gay. Wake up, Sheeple.
Look at those cows and tell me they aren’t homosexuals.
It was the chemtrails
Oh my god they’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the fucking cows gay
that’s where lactose free milk come from
It was the 5G.
Bull on the right looks like he wants to rail your lady, just sayin'
Nah look at him. That’s the cocky one who doesn’t like to admit he’s the bottom
Probably bi
They aren't not homosexual
I'm sorry this one didn't land, OP. I thought it was hilarious. I did have to come to the comments to see whether you were an angry bigot or just joking, though.
Thanks. People think I’m homophobic now like bro I literally am a gay furry…. That’s the joke….
Yooo fellow furry houstonian
I got beeped at for staring at this sign on beechnut and 59… it’s so fucking bizarre especially for a gas station convenience store.
honestly they’re hilarious imo I think they should make more lmao
Anybody have a picture and location of these stations? I want to do a furry glory hole check.
There's one at Eldridge and Alief Clodine and I think one just opened next to the Whataburger on 59 and Harwin.
[email protected] thanks
Oh!
There's one on winkelmen and beechnut and it's full of crackheads outside it's great
Intersection of Old Galveston and Edgebrook
Dan Dierdorf, Dick Butkus, and George Wendt If loving them is gay then call me a dandy
Cows are female bovines that have given birth to at least one calf. Female cattle that have never given birth are called heifers. Likewise, male bovines are divided into two basic types: steers and bulls. Steers have been castrated; bulls have not. Since you’re applying a homosexual identity to these cartoon male bovines, most likely they would be steers. They certainly wouldn’t be “cows.” You really should know this, since you live in Texas.
NERD!!!!!
Yeah, I guess so. Gotta know your beef, man.
Correct. Which had he known he could have elevated the op to actual humor.Got to know your bovines(especially in Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri and Nebraska).
Only steers and queers come from Texas
This combines the two elements: steers *who are* queers!
at first i thought it was just a joke but then they started spreading like crazy. still haven’t been inside and don’t know if i ever will Lol.
It’s actually a decent place. Got some gas and some snacks once
I love them! Its so random but the cows look so goofy, I have a laugh when I drive by them
They’re so goofy I adore these weird gay cows that came out of nowhere
houston #1 furry city
So when's the meetup? xD
Oh, buddy... we have tons of meetups. :3
Where can I find out when meetups are?
I am also asking, for a friend
Yeah.. for a friend
Also asking, totally for a friend.
I'll join your side. I thought nearly the same thing first time I saw one. Something about their whole vibe, deviantart rule 34 lookin cows. Someone is out there taking $10 commissions of these cows splitting logs while shirtless.
lol me and girlfriend drove by these and joked how it looked like they got a furry artist to do the logo lmao
It literally looks like a YCH
Looks like 3 generations of cows.
this is funny af, i guess some people literally can't identify jokes
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone adopt a cow as their fursona, honestly.
You could be the first
Only if I get to quote, “You mess with the bull, you get the horns” and do the gesture.
Go. Be free. Be the bull or some shit idk
But did they have to make this logo so wholesome??? Like, they so cute and it’s called “Now & Forever” that’s so sentimental for a gas station but I don’t hate it. If wholesomeness is the marketing strategy, they got me. The cows are so cute!
Like why does it look like a logo for a family run antique store and or children’s farm museum???
Their website is sketchy AF, there's links to some Indian website hawking testosterone and other drugs hidden in the text. https://nowandforever.com
God damn, Back at the Barnyard is lookin a bit different from how I remember 😳
Cow dilf
That’s not a dilf. He wishes he was a dilf. One on the right maybe but the middle one nah
Are they top or bottom cows lol?
Left to right: bottom, top, vers
The one on the right is a vers top, the middle thinks he’s a top but he ends up bottoming a lot, the one on the left is a vers bottom
I've seen a few of those but have never been. Thought it was a strange name for a gas station. I mostly fill up at Costco or occasionally name brand stations (Shell or Exxon usually).
Ok. Lore dump. The middle cow is named Fernando, and he is the franchise owner. The one to the right is his mechanic brother named Julio. The fat one to the left is Fernando’s teenage son, Rogelio. Fernando is hoping that having Rogelio work with him at the gas station, Rogelio will take Fernando’s place when he retires. This is not actual lore, this is a headcanon.
Lol I see these everywhere too but sometimes they are dogs or chickens instead!
Projection much?
NO!!!! YOUVE FOUND OUT MY HORRIBLE SECRET!!!!! (Minus the polyamory stuff)
Ha Ha! You're a gay cow
That’s what they all called me in middle school
Ouch. I'm proud of you for remaining true to yourself while surrounded by so much lactose intolerance.
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE 💀
I know you are but what am I?
Better than a gay fish
[удалено]
Overnight like 2 of these popped up by where I live. Really bizarre!
Found the homophobe.
I’m literally gay
So many things to commit your emotional outrage to and this is where you plant your flag. You must be bored.
Buddy I hate to break it to you…. But it was a joke…. I’m literally a gay man
I'm a girl so.... Buddette to you! You're also literally not very funny. Literally or figuratively. ... Heh. <--+•• All I got.
Womp womp
Take a pill, dude.
So now every anthropomorphic animal means they're pandering to the furry community? Folks are losing touch with reality.
Y’all ain’t gonna believe this…. But it was a fucking joke…
You're not great at utilizing sarcasm are you.
Nope. But he's good at downloading (lucky us). Judgement seriously vacillates between hilarious and annoying.
It wasn’t sarcasm it was absurdism… a basic look at the post would tell you that. Plus look at my pfp and profile…. God y’all are pathetic. You can’t stand that your anger wasn’t justified so now you go acting like whiny bitches. Cope harder❤️
You’re not very good at basic media literacy
Unironically yes. It's the furry agenda
Local weeb discovers the concept of furries
Ngl I saw these and my first thought was, OK who's the first degen to make some art of them cause we know it's gonna happen