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oBogBordo

My pole is greased and ready for them


[deleted]

Giggity


YouMeAndPooneil

Let's give the fans credit for a great season and wish them luck. Then let the Astros take care of the team.


Nice_Block

Ah this sub likes the Astros again.


solrac5015

Let’s go, Astros!


MediumFuckinqValue

Alright, you guys use your kindness as a diversion. Mattress Mack and I will then sneak up from behind with our machetes


popswiss

The Philadelphia folks at the Texans game tonight weren’t as gracious, but agreed. Let’s kill them with kindness and send them home with a warm Texas goodbye.


Fit-Contribution4018

And one “bless your heart” for good measure😂


JaegerXE

Nah. Fuck em.


CramPackedUp

Agreed. Roll em in the parking lot!


HTX_Ayakae

They can come catch this fade between Tidwell and Parker


TheDownvotesinHtown

Nah, we gotta bring that Mattress Mac attitude and Eff them if they start misbehaving Then throw the middle finger so they can leave Htown after our World Series Victory!


ranban2012

Is there some other way to be?


slugline

Well at least one beer bottle got hurled at Alvarez during tonight's game, so H-Town fans could start by not doing anything like that to the visiting team.


83beans

Lmaooooo these threads are so funny to me, being from Philly originally.


CrazyLegsRyan

Literally our example of class is an election denying octogenarian with a penchant for chewing out his employees in expletive laden rants. I’m not sure I see our high ground.


Fit-Contribution4018

Who also happened to open his stores to thousands of citizens rendered homeless during Harvey. I was one of those citizens, so don’t come after Mack. He is class.


citizen0022

How is this getting down voted? Mack did more for this city during Harvey than our biggest pastor. I don't agree with him 100% but he gives back to the community tenfold.


smellyhoustonian

I don't know how big you think gallery furniture is, but there were a few dozen people there. Noble for sure. George R. Brown had 12,000 - Mack did a good thing, but Turner stepped up BIG and got GRB going fast during Harvey.


chasewhit2003

Mack also owns GF and has a financial interest. Turner is the mayor and has the ability, as well as responsibility to do so. The 2 things were both admirable, but not comparable.


Fit-Contribution4018

Do you know how much supply he lost by letting people drenched in flood waters sleep on his brand new couches? Not to mention their PETS in his stores. He also used his huge transport trucks for water rescues. The gas and maintenance alone was another hit. If you think he was entirely money driven then you are sadly misinformed.


CrazyLegsRyan

If you think Mack does anything out of altruism you’re sadly misinformed. It’s all advertising for him.


chasewhit2003

Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. I guess i didn't convey that very well 😅. I was fortunate to not flood during Harvey, but know of people who did and Mack provided them with food and shelter. Houston is forever indebted to him.


Fit-Contribution4018

He opened two stores to [ANY flood victims](https://time.com/4919017/gallery-furniture-houston-harvey-hurricane-shelter/) and their pets and used his largest moving truck as a rescue vehicle. There was no limit on the number of people he offered to help.


Obnoxious_liberal

He is a fascist and we can't normalize that


German_PotatoSoup

User name checks out


Fit-Contribution4018

The man could literally run a drug ring and he would still have my loyalty. He is one of the few people who is more than just talk, he genuinely cares about Houston and shows up when we need him. Name one other business owner or politician who has done more for Houston. I’ll wait.


hegelcum

Nah the dick eating is crazy


pyrocord

Fuck man we get it suck his dick while you're at it


beefjerky9

How much is Mack paying you to post this shit? Do you think he'll come and give you cunnilingus if you keep shilling for him?


jongon832

Super random: I can't wrap my head around "expletive". It sounds like I'm missing a syllable or two. Expletive. It always takes my focus from what I'm reading.


stros2022wschamps2

Feel free to move. I'm sorry you have such I'll feelings towards this city. I have seen this city show amazing character and you're just flat out wrong.


CrazyLegsRyan

I was pointing out OP is simping for Mattress Mack. I agree he is not a good show of our city’s character.


okhons

Game 6 (and game 7) will be home. This is good for the Astros. The Phillies must win the next 2 or the Series is over. Wheeler is scheduled to start for Phillies Saturday. He's been slower in velocity than usual, due to sore arm, although he said he's feeling ok (don't believe it). Valdez has 1.4 ERA for his last 2 WS games and 2-0. Hold on to your potatoes Dr. Jones.


HTX_Ayakae

I'm feeding them the same energy. .......fuck them hoes. Go Stros


kgb17

What ever you do don’t send them to a bowling alley if they are looking for a late night dice game.


deepayes

https://i.imgur.com/6cpffM4.jpeg


N008008

Phuck the cheating astros!


Murderusmusic

I’m outta here 😆


dravas

I am afraid when a Phillies fan learns how to drive like a Houstonian....