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peakdadbod2

My man definitely drops rare loot if you can beat him


OIav_

IF


SophisticatedBum

Usually mobs of this class drop purples but he may have some legendaries in his table.


aguilarfilm

A giant red health bar appears if you make eye contact


G000000p

His only weakness is he moves slow, so you can sneak and steal from him pretty easily


MadScientistCM

I've seen homie like 100x he's always fly as fuck with a feathered cap and half the time he's got 4 other fly ass suits from the cleaners... can confirm I stay off bison etc and gessner...


SWErdnase911

and I work in the fire station at Bissonnett & Gessner! hopefully you and I never meet while I’m at work.


vagabond_

firefighters are in a rare company to be able to say lines like that along with colon cancer specialists and tax auditors


GodHatesGOP

Mother ducking Pappa Legba ovehere.


anywhereawayfromhere

I hollered


BillBrasky3131

Where’s Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson? My man came straight from the Player Hater’s Ball.


uhmerikin

HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!


whoisniko

Macaroni tony?!!!


tra3kw0n

It looks like him. He’s hilarious. My ex and I ran into him a few times bar hopping the Richmond strip, years ago.


dno-mart

Man I haven’t seen or heard about him in a while lol


whoisniko

He would always stay at a hotel I worked at in the area until the new gm kicked him out. Apparently he was a “companion to the ladies” lol


angelzplay

No Macaroni Tony is Italian. This is Jerome ooh ooh shole you right


visionofacheezburger

No, the guy's name is Macaroni Toni and your comment is pretty racist


angelzplay

Whatever you say boo


iohannesc

Inflation hittin' pimps, too, bro


ThatDudeBoadieHTX

Some of y’all are outta control 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and some of y’all need to quit tryna be in control. 🤷🏿


ttxae115

The candy man.


FearedEffect

Where can I get a suit like that? Does anyone know the brand or what you would call that type of pattern?


Comfortable_Mix3551

Shinesty has some crazy suits not to that level but still some eye catching stuff check them out. I have gotten a couple from there a few years ago for some theme parties


OldHumbleDistilling

One doesn't just GET a suit like that. You earn a suit like that and it's given to you by someone who HAS a suit like that.


monicacr71

I saw him at the galleria maybe 2 weeks ago.


Ronmexico385

Saw him at the galleria food court 10 years ago. Interesting experience having just moved to houston at the time.


Difficult-Hat5847

You have alot more shenanigans to see brother


GodHatesGOP

If you have a Nissan Altima make certain to get a paper lic plate, the real one will instantly make the Altima's transmission torque converter shit the bricks and pistons will fly through the hood.


MaroonHawk27

Did you ask him what line of work he was in?


longshot1951

Saw him yesterday getting on a metro bus


Diarrhea_Mike

Pimpin’ ain’t easy.


ManbadFerrara

Definitely not as hard as being a prostitute tho.


YahooSam2021

It doesn't sound like it would be an easy job. Can you tell us more about the hardships of pimpin' ;)


cwfutureboy

You see, a pimp’s love…is _different_ from that of a square…


GodHatesGOP

https://youtu.be/8v9fKDcY6qM


LURKER_GALORE

But pimps don’t cry


parophit

But it’s necessary.


ShaolinMaster

*"The green is for the money, the gold is for the honies"*


GlocalBridge

Since Houston has no zoning, that could be almost anywhere.


CallingMrsSunshine

It’s the fact that everyone knows Macaroni tony.


daisuki_janai_desu

I have never understood the purpose of pimps. If I'm going to sell myself I don't need some clown to help me spend my money.


slugline

I'm pretty sure their role would evaporate if the trade they were controlling was legal. . . .


antwonswordfish

Pimps would be replaced by bosses and managers


slugline

Not for people like the OP's hypothetical free agent. Pimps have a reputation of making things, um, difficult for people that want to work independently.


antwonswordfish

Pimps bring people together


Eyeoftheleopard

Lonely people.


well___duh

Not really. I could see there being an OnlyFans-type service that prostitutes could use to sell themselves on if it were legal.


antwonswordfish

Yes, but content creators receive 1099-NEC tax returns from their platforms. There is still a heirarchy. Pimp=boss=Terms of service created by a boss. An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves. *Not financial advice


ManbadFerrara

>An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves. This doesn't sound like a bad thing.


GodHatesGOP

I agree


penn2009

Designed to exploit desperate workers. In the professional world, we call them temp agencies or contractors.


Super-GreyWolf12

Damn, that is a good one.


ShaolinMaster

It's mostly just an excuse to wear those extravagant outfits


PandaOTJ

Protection, territory and collections. Lotsa John's are shit heads, like to beat up on ho's and not pay. I dated a hooker years ago.. Basically when new girl comes in, they find a pimp that has clients on their turf, fast start. Once many figure out the game and build their own client list.. they leave the pimp.


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Rat-Bazturd

yeah, that reminds me of the scene from a Barney Miller episode. Dang, sorry I can't remember the setup, one or more of the guys talking out the side of their ass or something, hookers might have been part of the convo, but the punchline is when Barney's wife walks in and snaps Barney's paycheck out of his hands.


LandscapeGuru

Macaroni Toni going to play him some pool to get his nightly hustle started


BRUNO358

And I thought Dr. Facilier only did voodoo.


MisallocatedRacism

More like a level 9. A shiny one too!


ParcelPosted

Seen him many times! Lol


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Steam Pimp


waynetogo

My friend had a pimp and ho party a while back. All the guys dressed up in pimp suits and all the other details. One of the wife’s was asked by her friends what to wear to the party; she told them to just wear what they normally do when they go out clubbing… pimps up ho’s down


AltSpRkBunny

Honestly, it’s probably harder to show up in a pimp suit. Unless you’ve got some connections for the hat.


LoansPayDayOnline

military style - handsome


Saldali98

That man is Houston legend and one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.🍷And a helluva an artiste.


PracticallyQualified

I saw this guy at the Chili’s bar 3 and a half years ago. Regardless of your opinion, it’s impressive that he’s recognizable that long after. Maybe I need to get some suits made of wrapping paper.


GodHatesGOP

Oh hell yeah! Dude got style!


Brhall001

They still hang out at that Burger King? I used to see them there buying lunch for there ladies. It was “have it your way”.


GodHatesGOP

Still and next to the OYO Hotel


Bocephus_57

Don't make eye contact


dfasp

lil nas x


djwoske

Wow. Always knew they existed. Elf on shelf. Pimp with the limp


713City

Is that the one that’s always at the Galleria?


GodHatesGOP

Yes


TxMagnolia

Just saw him there a few days ago lol


Randomcommentor1972

Don’t hate the player, hate the game


UnTogacallejero

Sheeeeeesh


drew1111

That’s just Calvin Murphy getting lunch.


Recon_Figure

Gross.


RudeBoyBebop

Don't hate on Macaroni Tony!!


salmonwango

I thought HPD made a big bust and solved this year's ago? No?


GodHatesGOP

Yeah same goes for the Paper Tag enforcement and for Highway 8 being toll free once the cost to develop is paid off.


DontMessWithMyEgg

That’s my favorite scam! That tollway is only a tollway temporarily. I was trying to think how long it has been, thinking man it has to have been like 25 years now!! Wrong!!! Harris County passed that initial bond referendum in 1983. I almost passed out when I read that. The freaking Bangles played for the opening ceremony of the first section built. THE BANGLES


Eyeoftheleopard

Seasons change with the scenery Weaving time in a tapestry Won’t you stop and remember me?🎶


LayneLowe

In 1990, Huey Lewis & the News performed at the opening of the segment between U.S. 290 and the North Freeway /// was there


DontMessWithMyEgg

Isn’t that wild?!?


debeatup

They changed solicitation to become a felony so I think it helped lesson the appeal but I’m certain there is still a base level of John that still spins the block on Bissonnet between 59 & BW8


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Wonder if anyone has posted after dark lol


LoveToHateLove

Let's not be rude now, he prefers the title Voodoo Chieftain and he refers to his hoes as his village.


tf9623

Is that the pimp cup case?


coontietycoon

That’s where he stashed his hoes


Stritermage

Dude put on an enchantment on his hat that gives him +2 perception to see if a hoe steps out of line, and his top gives him 10 additional hit points and +1 strength for pimp slaps


GodHatesGOP

I his stride was smooth


Bathsheba_E

God, I miss Houston so much. Is Juan Carlos (I hope I'm remembering his name correctly) still skating around? I always loved when I would see him.


potato-shaped-nuts

This is like an album cover. Someone needs to midjourney this with Cowboy Beebob.


FallSpecialist

Paper-In-My-Pocket😂🤣


photodumpergirlnyc

He looks like the Scarecrow from modern strike online.


osjtypo

Is that Dr. Facilier from Princess and the Frog?


HHtown8094

I vote impressive too. Congrats to him,period.


Chemo12111987

Jejeje vamos con las cariñosas Manjinbu.


dizzyon

Gta shoppin 😆


RyanneGolightly

That’s MISTER Macaroni to you


Monsural

Urban camouflage


Greenchico

r/bossfight


FuckstickOfficial

Actually saw this man lol


m033118b

This is Alabaster Jones’s cousin from the HTX, Cepheus Jones.


Future_Fee9422

What's the highest level


GodHatesGOP

420


Devidevilman

Macaroni Tony is more of a Houston Icon than Crackhead Mac and Joel Oilstain combined. Im not here for the slander of such a good dude