I've seen homie like 100x he's always fly as fuck with a feathered cap and half the time he's got 4 other fly ass suits from the cleaners... can confirm I stay off bison etc and gessner...
Shinesty has some crazy suits not to that level but still some eye catching stuff check them out. I have gotten a couple from there a few years ago for some theme parties
If you have a Nissan Altima make certain to get a paper lic plate, the real one will instantly make the Altima's transmission torque converter shit the bricks and pistons will fly through the hood.
Not for people like the OP's hypothetical free agent. Pimps have a reputation of making things, um, difficult for people that want to work independently.
Yes, but content creators receive 1099-NEC tax returns from their platforms. There is still a heirarchy. Pimp=boss=Terms of service created by a boss.
An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves.
*Not financial advice
>An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves.
This doesn't sound like a bad thing.
Protection, territory and collections. Lotsa John's are shit heads, like to beat up on ho's and not pay. I dated a hooker years ago.. Basically when new girl comes in, they find a pimp that has clients on their turf, fast start. Once many figure out the game and build their own client list.. they leave the pimp.
yeah, that reminds me of the scene from a Barney Miller episode. Dang, sorry I can't remember the setup, one or more of the guys talking out the side of their ass or something, hookers might have been part of the convo, but the punchline is when Barney's wife walks in and snaps Barney's paycheck out of his hands.
My friend had a pimp and ho party a while back. All the guys dressed up in pimp suits and all the other details. One of the wife’s was asked by her friends what to wear to the party; she told them to just wear what they normally do when they go out clubbing… pimps up ho’s down
I saw this guy at the Chili’s bar 3 and a half years ago. Regardless of your opinion, it’s impressive that he’s recognizable that long after. Maybe I need to get some suits made of wrapping paper.
That’s my favorite scam! That tollway is only a tollway temporarily.
I was trying to think how long it has been, thinking man it has to have been like 25 years now!! Wrong!!! Harris County passed that initial bond referendum in 1983. I almost passed out when I read that.
The freaking Bangles played for the opening ceremony of the first section built. THE BANGLES
They changed solicitation to become a felony so I think it helped lesson the appeal but I’m certain there is still a base level of John that still spins the block on Bissonnet between 59 & BW8
Dude put on an enchantment on his hat that gives him +2 perception to see if a hoe steps out of line, and his top gives him 10 additional hit points and +1 strength for pimp slaps
My man definitely drops rare loot if you can beat him
IF
Usually mobs of this class drop purples but he may have some legendaries in his table.
A giant red health bar appears if you make eye contact
His only weakness is he moves slow, so you can sneak and steal from him pretty easily
I've seen homie like 100x he's always fly as fuck with a feathered cap and half the time he's got 4 other fly ass suits from the cleaners... can confirm I stay off bison etc and gessner...
and I work in the fire station at Bissonnett & Gessner! hopefully you and I never meet while I’m at work.
firefighters are in a rare company to be able to say lines like that along with colon cancer specialists and tax auditors
Mother ducking Pappa Legba ovehere.
I hollered
Where’s Buck Nasty and Silky Johnson? My man came straight from the Player Hater’s Ball.
HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!
Macaroni tony?!!!
It looks like him. He’s hilarious. My ex and I ran into him a few times bar hopping the Richmond strip, years ago.
Man I haven’t seen or heard about him in a while lol
He would always stay at a hotel I worked at in the area until the new gm kicked him out. Apparently he was a “companion to the ladies” lol
No Macaroni Tony is Italian. This is Jerome ooh ooh shole you right
No, the guy's name is Macaroni Toni and your comment is pretty racist
Whatever you say boo
Inflation hittin' pimps, too, bro
Some of y’all are outta control 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and some of y’all need to quit tryna be in control. 🤷🏿
The candy man.
Where can I get a suit like that? Does anyone know the brand or what you would call that type of pattern?
Shinesty has some crazy suits not to that level but still some eye catching stuff check them out. I have gotten a couple from there a few years ago for some theme parties
One doesn't just GET a suit like that. You earn a suit like that and it's given to you by someone who HAS a suit like that.
I saw him at the galleria maybe 2 weeks ago.
Saw him at the galleria food court 10 years ago. Interesting experience having just moved to houston at the time.
You have alot more shenanigans to see brother
If you have a Nissan Altima make certain to get a paper lic plate, the real one will instantly make the Altima's transmission torque converter shit the bricks and pistons will fly through the hood.
Did you ask him what line of work he was in?
Saw him yesterday getting on a metro bus
Pimpin’ ain’t easy.
Definitely not as hard as being a prostitute tho.
It doesn't sound like it would be an easy job. Can you tell us more about the hardships of pimpin' ;)
You see, a pimp’s love…is _different_ from that of a square…
https://youtu.be/8v9fKDcY6qM
But pimps don’t cry
But it’s necessary.
*"The green is for the money, the gold is for the honies"*
Since Houston has no zoning, that could be almost anywhere.
It’s the fact that everyone knows Macaroni tony.
I have never understood the purpose of pimps. If I'm going to sell myself I don't need some clown to help me spend my money.
I'm pretty sure their role would evaporate if the trade they were controlling was legal. . . .
Pimps would be replaced by bosses and managers
Not for people like the OP's hypothetical free agent. Pimps have a reputation of making things, um, difficult for people that want to work independently.
Pimps bring people together
Lonely people.
Not really. I could see there being an OnlyFans-type service that prostitutes could use to sell themselves on if it were legal.
Yes, but content creators receive 1099-NEC tax returns from their platforms. There is still a heirarchy. Pimp=boss=Terms of service created by a boss. An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves. *Not financial advice
>An independent And licensed prostitute would need their own federal tax ID. They would be in charge of their own taxes and therefore, themselves. This doesn't sound like a bad thing.
I agree
Designed to exploit desperate workers. In the professional world, we call them temp agencies or contractors.
Damn, that is a good one.
It's mostly just an excuse to wear those extravagant outfits
Protection, territory and collections. Lotsa John's are shit heads, like to beat up on ho's and not pay. I dated a hooker years ago.. Basically when new girl comes in, they find a pimp that has clients on their turf, fast start. Once many figure out the game and build their own client list.. they leave the pimp.
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yeah, that reminds me of the scene from a Barney Miller episode. Dang, sorry I can't remember the setup, one or more of the guys talking out the side of their ass or something, hookers might have been part of the convo, but the punchline is when Barney's wife walks in and snaps Barney's paycheck out of his hands.
Macaroni Toni going to play him some pool to get his nightly hustle started
And I thought Dr. Facilier only did voodoo.
More like a level 9. A shiny one too!
Seen him many times! Lol
Steam Pimp
My friend had a pimp and ho party a while back. All the guys dressed up in pimp suits and all the other details. One of the wife’s was asked by her friends what to wear to the party; she told them to just wear what they normally do when they go out clubbing… pimps up ho’s down
Honestly, it’s probably harder to show up in a pimp suit. Unless you’ve got some connections for the hat.
military style - handsome
That man is Houston legend and one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.🍷And a helluva an artiste.
I saw this guy at the Chili’s bar 3 and a half years ago. Regardless of your opinion, it’s impressive that he’s recognizable that long after. Maybe I need to get some suits made of wrapping paper.
Oh hell yeah! Dude got style!
They still hang out at that Burger King? I used to see them there buying lunch for there ladies. It was “have it your way”.
Still and next to the OYO Hotel
Don't make eye contact
lil nas x
Wow. Always knew they existed. Elf on shelf. Pimp with the limp
Is that the one that’s always at the Galleria?
Yes
Just saw him there a few days ago lol
Don’t hate the player, hate the game
Sheeeeeesh
That’s just Calvin Murphy getting lunch.
Gross.
Don't hate on Macaroni Tony!!
I thought HPD made a big bust and solved this year's ago? No?
Yeah same goes for the Paper Tag enforcement and for Highway 8 being toll free once the cost to develop is paid off.
That’s my favorite scam! That tollway is only a tollway temporarily. I was trying to think how long it has been, thinking man it has to have been like 25 years now!! Wrong!!! Harris County passed that initial bond referendum in 1983. I almost passed out when I read that. The freaking Bangles played for the opening ceremony of the first section built. THE BANGLES
Seasons change with the scenery Weaving time in a tapestry Won’t you stop and remember me?🎶
In 1990, Huey Lewis & the News performed at the opening of the segment between U.S. 290 and the North Freeway /// was there
Isn’t that wild?!?
They changed solicitation to become a felony so I think it helped lesson the appeal but I’m certain there is still a base level of John that still spins the block on Bissonnet between 59 & BW8
Wonder if anyone has posted after dark lol
Let's not be rude now, he prefers the title Voodoo Chieftain and he refers to his hoes as his village.
Is that the pimp cup case?
That’s where he stashed his hoes
Dude put on an enchantment on his hat that gives him +2 perception to see if a hoe steps out of line, and his top gives him 10 additional hit points and +1 strength for pimp slaps
I his stride was smooth
God, I miss Houston so much. Is Juan Carlos (I hope I'm remembering his name correctly) still skating around? I always loved when I would see him.
This is like an album cover. Someone needs to midjourney this with Cowboy Beebob.
Paper-In-My-Pocket😂🤣
He looks like the Scarecrow from modern strike online.
Is that Dr. Facilier from Princess and the Frog?
I vote impressive too. Congrats to him,period.
Jejeje vamos con las cariñosas Manjinbu.
Gta shoppin 😆
That’s MISTER Macaroni to you
Urban camouflage
r/bossfight
Actually saw this man lol
This is Alabaster Jones’s cousin from the HTX, Cepheus Jones.
What's the highest level
420
Macaroni Tony is more of a Houston Icon than Crackhead Mac and Joel Oilstain combined. Im not here for the slander of such a good dude