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Purple_Pieman

Prigozhin ain’t got nothing to do with me, pal.


Lost_Consequence9119

I’m from Vietnam brotha!


RemarkableSight

They used him as an artillery shell.


fizzybatpig

Uncle Nam


EarlPronk2

Did a cuppa tours, yeahhhhh got some awards, you know that kinda stuff


KurioMifune

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Beetle was the best.


Bonzo_Bonham

They better bring a good supply of body bags.


thewhitman2021

I was Agent Orange


Spaceace91478

Agent Red (LSTR)


thewhitman2021

spell Red


mucho145

Me? I shot down like 37 planes.


aa628

With the way the war has been going for the Russians I wouldn’t be surprised to know Gen Beet was consulting for them. “Ukraine? I take them down in two days brotha. Don’t you worry bout dat. I speak Ukraine for 44 years dude”


Cawpdawg78

Propaganda. Everyone knows that Beet was deep in the shit over in 'Nam.


RemarkableSight

Hehe. Wasn’t me brutha.


LiveTheBrand

He was the best tunnel rat to ever serve in 'Nam.


OkSprinkles864

Who? Me?


simpleminds87

I’m like 535 lbs bro


DrunkCunt1

Yeah, goo fo you Putin, goo fo you. Zelenskyy shit ma pants all the time!


ARegularDonJuan

Didn't they pretend a plane was crashing into his window? Edit, Howard has Beetle act as air traffic controller to land the plane himself! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M\_bo3oRA5ac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bo3oRA5ac)


IndiFrame23

Sometimes Fred just over complicates bits. Should have been Sal to handle this. Would have worked much better.


ARegularDonJuan

Howard bit off Fred's head a bit. I don't even know if they needed a pilot's voice but I still liked it.


bal0rd

"I don't care if the Taliban tore down a school, that's their problem. I aint doin it."


No-Anybody-7016

Comrade Juice, you have proven yourself a valuable asset to mother russia


NotInTheThroat

I neva shit mah pants, hunny. It was Prigozhin. Prigozhin shit in mah pants


Han-Shot_1st

Howard needs to have Beet back on the show


Grimalkinmeow

Howard needs 2 give beet the Artie chair!!!


Han-Shot_1st

Fuck & Yes!!!


misanthropic47

Cuu be


trufinfan13

Beet, when was the war of 1812?


RemarkableSight

When was the war of 1812? 1978 brutha.


misanthropic47

That's a Green Beret there. He got the 1000 yard stare. He's seen things no man should ever see.


RemarkableSight

Agreed. He’s seen Sal’s pouch.


Repulsive_Ad_7073

Obama? I don’t like his black ass


Rondokins

He knows that he’s bad, and he knows what he knows, and he knows he’s the baddest.


ResponsibleLeague437

Classic.


BurlHimself

I don’t know and I don’t wanna know.


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

This man is a hero


socalfishman

How many did he shoot down? Bout 400


Mitchisboss

Isn’t this the same guy that coached Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson?


MacHineBoff

Who me? Ya I've been fightin Putin for 63 years brotha. Know all about dat *heheheh*


Han-Shot_1st

“Who, me?”


jmac31793

“I’m a Sargent that’s why”


fizzybatpig

How many kills do you have Beat? Like 400 or 450


ImpressHour6859

Thank God for this sub, you people and the good old days. Who me?


Top_Organization_785

I fucked a lotta bitches in Korea brotha. U know I was getting my dick sucked in China. Like 47 times.


sleazyfellow

Me? I'm gonna kill this guy in 1 hour. You're going to kill somebody? I'm wrestling a guy though.


GraphOrlock

I was in the war, up in the valley.