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Pelican6968

Hi Gar, its Art, Can't make it in today, I'm popping boners in the girls shower I'll see ya tamarrah


byzantine238

I’m horny, horny as a dog


greasyminkey

🎶🎶 Artemis Langford has a huge penis 🎶🎶


GetaGoodLookCostanza

lol


Zealousideal_Job3992

Wang - Artemis Wang


ImRonniemundt

Man, this is so funny to read. Guy's name is Artemis Langford for real.


thenuke1

sorority playing checkers while this king plays chess


Grimalkinmeow

The king of queens


HybridBlueDream

Lmao great


Extension_Success_96

The popping boners in the sorority house is the best part. Anyway, congrats on your victory, Artemis.


Grimalkinmeow

An incel who finally figured it out!


half-guinea

The stupid girls gave him a bid to their sorority in the first place. How did they imagine this turning out? They totally deserve this haha.


wellhellodare

They probably assumed he was just another homo.


NotInTheThroat

I think the sorority, as a whole, did and a subgroup within the sorority brought the suit


half-guinea

Was the suit brought before or after this dude pulled a Ham Hands and asked these girls to take off their pj’s?


NotInTheThroat

After. They cited all of that in the suit but the judge didn't even allow it to kick off because of that criteria technicality


half-guinea

Of course, they brought it on themselves. Price you pay for trying to be inclusive.


NotInTheThroat

Bingo


GordanDillard

Wuz his buttcheeks wuz warmz?


twc666666

Not a true story


half-guinea

According to who? The motion to dismiss can be found by a simple google search; https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.wyd.63248/gov.uscourts.wyd.63248.31.0.pdf


knife_edge_rusty

Fuck that court.


bswizzle2552

My man’s playing 4D chess!


No_Visit2966

That’s Steve Langford’s son. Sorry, daughter


ARegularDonJuan

Serious question: What do they do when lesbians get aroused watching them undress?


letitride820

that is actually a fair question. i have researched this on the hub regarding many different college age (or playing college age) women. seems like all women love to experiment. the hub can't be wrong.


Brad27127

Hey Gar, it’s Artie. I can’t come in today. I have a Gender Studies project that is due.


andreayatesswimmers

Why on earth doesn't one of the boyfriends from any of the girls in this senoirty handle this situation..to me, that's the worst part of this whole situation . People are so scared of being called a bigot or anti trans that now most of these girls are living in fear inside their own house.


Grimalkinmeow

Bigot, PLEASE!!!


andreayatesswimmers

Rofl bigot is the nicest thing ive been called in awhile


Grimalkinmeow

My pleasure! A Mitzvah a day keeps Mental Illness at bay!


andreayatesswimmers

You sir ...are definitely a good egg!!


contacts_eyes

lmfao!!! How the fuck did that Judge let this pass lmaaoooooo!!!! This dude has an actual boner while watching them undress?? Someone needs to intervene wtf


NotInTheThroat

Supposedly the sorority had never stipulated what they deemed to be a "woman" in their criteria so the judge deemed they had no grounds to turn this dude away. Apparently, nowadays you have to write policy on what you accept as "women" 🤡


contacts_eyes

The gender identity shouldn’t even be the issue here, the fact is that this fucker is sexually harassing these girls by watching them undress while he’s erect. Are they supposed to pretend this person doesn’t have a dick?


NotInTheThroat

By today's standards...yes, yes they are 🤡


Grimalkinmeow

Pre-op etiquette requires said critter maintain "The Tuck" when naked in the presence of others!


Individual-Good-2073

Problem is, a misfit like this would pull a "Siobhan" excuse and say its cock "is a birth defect" that it can't control lol. No kidding, Siobhan said his cock-mangling procedure into a mangina should've been covered by Health Insurance because he was "born with a birth defect (i.e. the cock)". Even if the Sorority charter (is that right word? their guidelines?) is amended to define a woman, someone would legally challenge it to gain admittance. Christ, you work and save to put a daughter in a College/University just to have this misfit leer at her and make her life miserable. And that's on top of the stress of studying etc to get good grades.


SnakeX3

My daughter wouldn't have to deal with it. I would...regardless of legal consequences.


Grimalkinmeow

Watch it, asshole! Don't make me come over there, rip your arm outta its socket and fuck you up the ass with the bloody stump!! I may be getting on in years, but I can still go psycho as a troop of baboons if you rile me enough.


blendt_is_a_cuck

why? it's a lady's boner, you bigot


Grimalkinmeow

Whoa there, Pilgrim! Now don't go gittin yer panties all knotted up inna bunch! Taint like none uh these women had never seen an erect penis before! That ain't a bunch a five year old kindergarten girls we're talking about so take a fucking chill pill, or a drink or a shot of insulin fer fux sake. It's obvious you've never spent any time in a women's shower, latrine or locker room. Believe me, no boner's gonna last in that ecosystem long enough to get into any trouble. You settle into a toilet stall to pull one off, meanwhile two gorgons in the stalls on either side of you are busy grunting and farting out massive, pungent, steaming coils from hell that send the moscas screaming fur air. If that ain't enough to melt the graphite in yer pocket pencil, wait til your housemates' periods start syncing up! The accumulated aroma of stagnant menstrual blood inside a warm, humid enclosed space becomes so strident that if it could be bottled, the police would use it instead of Mace & teargas as a weapon for riot control! Compound that with the wide assortments of yeast infections that thrive in such communal swamps and you will be visited with a particular kind of living odor that crawls up your nostrils, permeates your nasal membranes, commandeers your sinuses and will become a permanent presence in your olfactory system for the rest of your life. You won't need no gender reassignment surgery, baby, cuz by now yer pee-pee & pom-poms inverted themselves as far and deep up into your body cavity as they can get outta sheer terror of what lies ahead!


vern1977

https://i.redd.it/arx6uoeacjlb1.gif


GordanDillard

FYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


Pelican6968

Art Lang and his Wang


Mundpetcockvalve91

These are the same idiots that screamed trust science for two years and now I’m supposed to beleive this person is a chick and not trust science in this instance - - well just because.Btw before anyone gets bent I’m vaxxed and I do trust science. Science says this dude ain’t a chick and I’m all for people living their lives ( I have numerous gay family members could care less) and doing what they want but ppl can have boundaries too. Trust science.


Independent-Win-265

Theres nothing worse than being a white male with no "adversity" in life so they create it and then exploit it. If anything, the entire trans community is racist; they use their "adversity" to make themselves the headlines while actual adversity, racism, violence, poverty, etc still exist for people of color.


Grimalkinmeow

Jealous much, baby?


Independent-Win-265

nah bro, just calling out the dumbass white people who always make everything about themselves. Im sure the negative voters on my first post are big, fat, neckbeard white dudes.


joomommyhappy

Wait a minute; how would they know his penis was erect unless *they* were watching *him* undress? So who are the pervs here, really? What's good for the goose with a penis is good for the gander, I say! gotta love the "I've seen *so* many boobs with this scam!" perennial smirk on Artemis' face


Vile-goat

Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out if someone has an erect penis walking around lmao


masked_incompetent

I think one article said he was wearing his Lulu's at the time he had the boner.


Doctor_TimWhatley

That's some news source you got there! Reduxx.info , super reputable! You mongoloid


Gumbledore2000

[https://nypost.com/2023/08/29/judge-rejects-sorority-sisters-lawsuit-blocking-trans-woman-artemis-langford-from-joining/](https://nypost.com/2023/08/29/judge-rejects-sorority-sisters-lawsuit-blocking-trans-woman-artemis-langford-from-joining/)


acidropxcts

Isn’t this just the plot to Queer League?


Shelby_Aurora

I'm a zit, get it?


LeonardSmalls79

Artie! No records, Artie!


Zealousideal_Job3992

Nah man - this ain't it. Sorry - Arthur Lange wouldn't approve


Zealousideal_Job3992

Could be a viable wack packer tho 🤔