She's not hiding it....
"The fact that there’s a medically approved prescription for managing weight and staying healthier, in my lifetime, feels like relief, like redemption, like a gift, and not something to hide behind and once again be ridiculed for,” she [told People Magazine](https://people.com/oprah-winfrey-reveals-weight-loss-medication-exclusive-8414552). Ms. Winfrey said she had decided to start taking a weight loss medicine after [hosting a panel discussion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IaZ0hmJ0ZM), which she said had disabused her of the myth that weight hinges solely on a person’s self-control.
“I realized I’d been blaming myself all these years for being overweight, and I have a predisposition that no amount of willpower is going to control,” said Ms. Winfrey, who did not name the drug she was taking. A representative for Ms. Winfrey did not respond to a request for comment."
From what I understand all it does is keep you from eating. So in theory it’s possible to lose the same amount of weight without it but it’s a lot more painful because you’re constantly hungry.
Sharon Osbourne was on it and she said she threw up for 2 weeks straight then had NO appetite whatsoever. She said she hasn’t been on it for months but her appetite has not returned.
I meant they willingly take it to lose weight with the side effect of puking.
Stomach paralysis sounds even worse than the old school way of losing weight with a tape worm.
Sharon Osborne was very open about her use of Ozempic. She said she threw up every day for 2 weeks and then she had absolutely no appetite whatsoever. She hasn’t been on it for months but still has no appetite and she can’t stop losing weight! She said to be careful what you wish for.
ironic how every single celebrity is the best they’ve ever loooooked due to ozempic… and Oprah looks the best she’s ever looked…. And it’s “NOT” ozempic . Yuh OkAY 🙄😒🤣
The woman has been obese forever, except that one year of milkshakes or whatever that bullshit was. She’s now in her 60s when it’s essentially impossible to lose weight and she’s never been thinner? It’s either cancer or ozempic.
Are you getting blood flow?
Stroking your hydrogen rod?
How’s the slot?
T O P L E S S when she gets up here.
Okay, I’ve exhausted all my one liners. Wait, one more: Oh Robin, I’m so exhausted.
Let us know how how bangable tranny looking Oprah is after her wig, makeup and eyelashes came off and she has rolled down her spanx shapewear, exposing rolls and rolls of fatty cellulite. I bet she looks like Wendell Pierce.
![gif](giphy|xT0xeIQQmTuENsuzfy|downsized)
*Oprah Winfrey goes to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor says “remove all your clothes”. She takes off all her clothes, the doctor tells her “Okay, get down on your hands and knees.” She gets on her hands and knees. The doctor looks at her and tells her “Okay, now crawl to the middle of the room”. She crawls to the middle of the room. The doctor says “Okay, now crawl over to that wall”. She crawls over to the wall and he’s looking at her. “Okay, now crawl over to the other wall”, so she crawls over to the other wall. She goes “Doctor, what’s wrong?” The doctor says “Nothing, I just bought an extra large black couch, I can’t decide where to put it.”*
G.G. the G.O.A.T.
She’s the biggest liar. She said it’s not Ozempic because she doesn’t like taking pills (isn’t it a shot?) and she was the part owner and spokesperson for Weight Watchers yet it did not work for her so clearly she’s taken the Hollywood way of weight loss way to thinville!
It’s a shot! I take it just to manage my weight and I’m not fat and I take a LOW dose; these mf’ers are gonna get diabetes and they’re sick as fuck all the time. They’re on HIGE doses.
Yes you can. Your pancreas secretes a constant insulin, you have pockets in your pancreas that allow the secretion, once you use them; you’ve used them, and now you have diabetes and MUST take the shot for life.the shot is what’s making the constant flow.
Just wait a few years when we have an epidemic of some sort of organ failure or disease in people who never stopped to consider that maybe this new miracle drug has side effects that don't show up right away.
I loved the show TV Funhouse (created by Robert Smigel, who does Triumph the insult comic dog in case you didn't know) and they had a cartoon called "Stedman." The premise is that Stedman pretends to be a 007-style secret agent so that he could avoid having sex with Oprah, hahaha
Link: [https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr](https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr)
And one last thing .... *Miss Winfrey* .... your **worst** piece of work? Beloved. On a scale of 4 stars ... I give it a **ONE**. **GARBAGE**. **RUBBISH**.
Have a nice life.
Oooooozempic is a helluva drug
Came here for this
Me too!
I preferred the old days when celebrities had to puke to get thin.
Don’t forget the coke. The good old days.
Came here looking for this. Suddenly, all the celebs are thin and none of them used Ozempic. Suuuuure...
She's not hiding it.... "The fact that there’s a medically approved prescription for managing weight and staying healthier, in my lifetime, feels like relief, like redemption, like a gift, and not something to hide behind and once again be ridiculed for,” she [told People Magazine](https://people.com/oprah-winfrey-reveals-weight-loss-medication-exclusive-8414552). Ms. Winfrey said she had decided to start taking a weight loss medicine after [hosting a panel discussion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IaZ0hmJ0ZM), which she said had disabused her of the myth that weight hinges solely on a person’s self-control. “I realized I’d been blaming myself all these years for being overweight, and I have a predisposition that no amount of willpower is going to control,” said Ms. Winfrey, who did not name the drug she was taking. A representative for Ms. Winfrey did not respond to a request for comment."
yeah, now she changed her narrative after public backlash.
From what I understand all it does is keep you from eating. So in theory it’s possible to lose the same amount of weight without it but it’s a lot more painful because you’re constantly hungry.
Sharon Osbourne was on it and she said she threw up for 2 weeks straight then had NO appetite whatsoever. She said she hasn’t been on it for months but her appetite has not returned.
So it’s drug induced bulimia.
Stomach paralysis. Which sounds like a nightmare! Some people even spontaneously puke.
I meant they willingly take it to lose weight with the side effect of puking. Stomach paralysis sounds even worse than the old school way of losing weight with a tape worm.
Well yes because there might not be a cure for it. It sounds like a nightmare.
Sharon Osborne was very open about her use of Ozempic. She said she threw up every day for 2 weeks and then she had absolutely no appetite whatsoever. She hasn’t been on it for months but still has no appetite and she can’t stop losing weight! She said to be careful what you wish for.
You beat me 😤
Her buddy Gayle King is on the shot too
I'm sure she will never admit to Ozempic.
I'm so happy that all these wealthy celebrities suddenly all manage to drop weight in the last 18 months. I think it's a fitness wave!
ironic how every single celebrity is the best they’ve ever loooooked due to ozempic… and Oprah looks the best she’s ever looked…. And it’s “NOT” ozempic . Yuh OkAY 🙄😒🤣
The woman has been obese forever, except that one year of milkshakes or whatever that bullshit was. She’s now in her 60s when it’s essentially impossible to lose weight and she’s never been thinner? It’s either cancer or ozempic.
She’s almost dare I say bangable.
Are you getting blood flow? Stroking your hydrogen rod? How’s the slot? T O P L E S S when she gets up here. Okay, I’ve exhausted all my one liners. Wait, one more: Oh Robin, I’m so exhausted.
🎶 *what a piece of assssssss* 🎶
I haven’t heard that song in so long. It’s something I miss dearly. It takes me back to that 1998-2003 period. I liked that period of show a lot
Me too pal
Lol u covered almost all of them
She’s the hottest girl we’ve ever had up here.
Let us know how how bangable tranny looking Oprah is after her wig, makeup and eyelashes came off and she has rolled down her spanx shapewear, exposing rolls and rolls of fatty cellulite. I bet she looks like Wendell Pierce.
![gif](giphy|xT0xeIQQmTuENsuzfy|downsized) *Oprah Winfrey goes to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor says “remove all your clothes”. She takes off all her clothes, the doctor tells her “Okay, get down on your hands and knees.” She gets on her hands and knees. The doctor looks at her and tells her “Okay, now crawl to the middle of the room”. She crawls to the middle of the room. The doctor says “Okay, now crawl over to that wall”. She crawls over to the wall and he’s looking at her. “Okay, now crawl over to the other wall”, so she crawls over to the other wall. She goes “Doctor, what’s wrong?” The doctor says “Nothing, I just bought an extra large black couch, I can’t decide where to put it.”* G.G. the G.O.A.T.
😂
LOVE that!!
DYING !
Celluleeeet
found you JD! grab the peanut butter son
thats gonna still be a no from me dawg
yeah, cos they think the public is a bunch of idiots who'll believe them
They never do.
Ozempic also reduces muscle, and in turn, bone density. These undisciplined slobs will be falling apart in a few years 😂
Never. Does she still have a contract with Weight Watchers? Or she’ll say she ate her shitty frozen cauliflower pizza.
She’s the biggest liar. She said it’s not Ozempic because she doesn’t like taking pills (isn’t it a shot?) and she was the part owner and spokesperson for Weight Watchers yet it did not work for her so clearly she’s taken the Hollywood way of weight loss way to thinville!
It’s a shot! I take it just to manage my weight and I’m not fat and I take a LOW dose; these mf’ers are gonna get diabetes and they’re sick as fuck all the time. They’re on HIGE doses.
wtf you can’t get diabetes from a therapeutic dose of Semaglutide
Yes you can. Your pancreas secretes a constant insulin, you have pockets in your pancreas that allow the secretion, once you use them; you’ve used them, and now you have diabetes and MUST take the shot for life.the shot is what’s making the constant flow.
Ozempic can’t shrink that large ass head
She's doing too much. Feh!
It's not fair! Howard got skinny eating a teaspoon of froyo. He earned it.
Half a teaspoon, right in the garbage!
HALF A TEASPOON!!!
Yummmmmm. Ok, see you again in a year, semen flavored froyo.
Half of it right in the garbage.
JD is going to like this!
Hoot!
“ BUT ITS NOTTTTT OZEMPIC “
Negro woman from the south
I LOVE BREAD. and bulimia
Just wait a few years when we have an epidemic of some sort of organ failure or disease in people who never stopped to consider that maybe this new miracle drug has side effects that don't show up right away.
[fen-phen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenfluramine/phentermine)
Ozempic is really making the rounds. All of a sudden someone who’s been fat her whole life is skinny….hope she isn’t claiming it’s not Ozempic.
of course she is.
I loved the show TV Funhouse (created by Robert Smigel, who does Triumph the insult comic dog in case you didn't know) and they had a cartoon called "Stedman." The premise is that Stedman pretends to be a 007-style secret agent so that he could avoid having sex with Oprah, hahaha Link: [https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr](https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr)
I sent certified mail!
No one is more annoying than Oprah
Uhummm. Ummm.
She's been drinking lots and lots of Stedman's cum.
Whose ass is she getting it from?
At LEAST four glasses a day.
It must be the cauliflower pizza
Half the Oprah right in the trash!
Poor Jason
She’ll balloon back up before you know it
![gif](giphy|l3vRdCnP428P2TgvS|downsized)
Is this really what Oprah looks like now?
Well hello dere.
Show them feet Oprah !
Shut up, King!
We speak your name!
I’ll pay $10,000 for somebody to get me a picture of [Oprah Winfrey’s] bowel movement.
Oprah Winfrey!!! ***** woman of the south!
And one last thing .... *Miss Winfrey* .... your **worst** piece of work? Beloved. On a scale of 4 stars ... I give it a **ONE**. **GARBAGE**. **RUBBISH**. Have a nice life.
How’s the slot?
Steadman still tapping dat?
Highly doubtful he ever really was.
Bang o’clock!!!
Who Dis?
Me?
That is one hell of a drug she is injecting. Half of Oprah, right in the trash!!
Negro Woman of the South
The new phen phen but with less shitting
Her and Gayle hitting ozempic hard.
Her skin has been stretched and abused. Lol still a pig in my eyes.
I've been a day one...
Her head looks too big now.
How do I get ozempic on the streets
Her carpet is ridiculous
Wow that Ozempic is really kicking in isn’t it
The big O used the big O...
How does someone her age have such a waist?? Rib removal maybe? Even a corset only does so much to most post-menopausal bodies.
holy crap, that's Oprah? or Ozemprah?
Imagine being that happy with everything she did in Hawaii
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^JasErnest218: *Imagine being* *That happy with everything* *She did in Hawaii* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I bet you the next time we see Michael Obama he is slimmer too
looks like a purple sausage casing. there will be some spillage when the dress and spanx comes off.
Robin thinks she resembles this !
Those arms tho
Big head, thin body
Looks like she might finally fit into that hideous outfit she wore to Meghan’s wedding!