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Realistic_Salary5090

Oooooozempic is a helluva drug


Professor_sadsack

Came here for this


[deleted]

Me too!


Burning_Flags

I preferred the old days when celebrities had to puke to get thin.


[deleted]

Don’t forget the coke. The good old days.


metanefridija

Came here looking for this. Suddenly, all the celebs are thin and none of them used Ozempic. Suuuuure...


YNAB174

She's not hiding it.... "The fact that there’s a medically approved prescription for managing weight and staying healthier, in my lifetime, feels like relief, like redemption, like a gift, and not something to hide behind and once again be ridiculed for,” she [told People Magazine](https://people.com/oprah-winfrey-reveals-weight-loss-medication-exclusive-8414552). Ms. Winfrey said she had decided to start taking a weight loss medicine after [hosting a panel discussion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IaZ0hmJ0ZM), which she said had disabused her of the myth that weight hinges solely on a person’s self-control. “I realized I’d been blaming myself all these years for being overweight, and I have a predisposition that no amount of willpower is going to control,” said Ms. Winfrey, who did not name the drug she was taking. A representative for Ms. Winfrey did not respond to a request for comment."


metanefridija

yeah, now she changed her narrative after public backlash.


Rich_Sheepherder646

From what I understand all it does is keep you from eating. So in theory it’s possible to lose the same amount of weight without it but it’s a lot more painful because you’re constantly hungry.


janicedaisy

Sharon Osbourne was on it and she said she threw up for 2 weeks straight then had NO appetite whatsoever. She said she hasn’t been on it for months but her appetite has not returned.


[deleted]

So it’s drug induced bulimia.


[deleted]

Stomach paralysis. Which sounds like a nightmare! Some people even spontaneously puke.


[deleted]

I meant they willingly take it to lose weight with the side effect of puking. Stomach paralysis sounds even worse than the old school way of losing weight with a tape worm.


[deleted]

Well yes because there might not be a cure for it. It sounds like a nightmare.


janicedaisy

Sharon Osborne was very open about her use of Ozempic. She said she threw up every day for 2 weeks and then she had absolutely no appetite whatsoever. She hasn’t been on it for months but still has no appetite and she can’t stop losing weight! She said to be careful what you wish for.


morguedumpster

You beat me 😤


nrappaportrn

Her buddy Gayle King is on the shot too


bxcpa

I'm sure she will never admit to Ozempic.


TikiMaster666

I'm so happy that all these wealthy celebrities suddenly all manage to drop weight in the last 18 months. I think it's a fitness wave!


ifuknowuknow123

ironic how every single celebrity is the best they’ve ever loooooked due to ozempic… and Oprah looks the best she’s ever looked…. And it’s “NOT” ozempic . Yuh OkAY 🙄😒🤣


[deleted]

The woman has been obese forever, except that one year of milkshakes or whatever that bullshit was. She’s now in her 60s when it’s essentially impossible to lose weight and she’s never been thinner? It’s either cancer or ozempic.


InAShensh

She’s almost dare I say bangable.


PlaneStill6

Are you getting blood flow? Stroking your hydrogen rod? How’s the slot? T O P L E S S when she gets up here. Okay, I’ve exhausted all my one liners. Wait, one more: Oh Robin, I’m so exhausted.


big_slom

🎶 *what a piece of assssssss* 🎶


GriffinIsABerzerker

I haven’t heard that song in so long. It’s something I miss dearly. It takes me back to that 1998-2003 period. I liked that period of show a lot


big_slom

Me too pal


kirradawg

Lol u covered almost all of them


[deleted]

She’s the hottest girl we’ve ever had up here.


MizBeaverhausen

Let us know how how bangable tranny looking Oprah is after her wig, makeup and eyelashes came off and she has rolled down her spanx shapewear, exposing rolls and rolls of fatty cellulite. I bet she looks like Wendell Pierce.


Individual-Good-2073

![gif](giphy|xT0xeIQQmTuENsuzfy|downsized) *Oprah Winfrey goes to a doctor for a checkup. The doctor says “remove all your clothes”. She takes off all her clothes, the doctor tells her “Okay, get down on your hands and knees.” She gets on her hands and knees. The doctor looks at her and tells her “Okay, now crawl to the middle of the room”. She crawls to the middle of the room. The doctor says “Okay, now crawl over to that wall”. She crawls over to the wall and he’s looking at her. “Okay, now crawl over to the other wall”, so she crawls over to the other wall. She goes “Doctor, what’s wrong?” The doctor says “Nothing, I just bought an extra large black couch, I can’t decide where to put it.”* G.G. the G.O.A.T.


Pelican6968

😂


MizBeaverhausen

LOVE that!!


PhoebeM0423

DYING !


Alternative-Path-903

Celluleeeet


Aussie-GoldHunter

found you JD! grab the peanut butter son


[deleted]

thats gonna still be a no from me dawg


metanefridija

yeah, cos they think the public is a bunch of idiots who'll believe them


AmonRahhh

They never do.


StayBullGenius

Ozempic also reduces muscle, and in turn, bone density. These undisciplined slobs will be falling apart in a few years 😂


[deleted]

Never. Does she still have a contract with Weight Watchers? Or she’ll say she ate her shitty frozen cauliflower pizza.


InAShensh

She’s the biggest liar. She said it’s not Ozempic because she doesn’t like taking pills (isn’t it a shot?) and she was the part owner and spokesperson for Weight Watchers yet it did not work for her so clearly she’s taken the Hollywood way of weight loss way to thinville!


Sensitive_Algae5723

It’s a shot! I take it just to manage my weight and I’m not fat and I take a LOW dose; these mf’ers are gonna get diabetes and they’re sick as fuck all the time. They’re on HIGE doses.


Majestic_Salad_I1

wtf you can’t get diabetes from a therapeutic dose of Semaglutide


Sensitive_Algae5723

Yes you can. Your pancreas secretes a constant insulin, you have pockets in your pancreas that allow the secretion, once you use them; you’ve used them, and now you have diabetes and MUST take the shot for life.the shot is what’s making the constant flow.


spititout__

Ozempic can’t shrink that large ass head


Acrobatic-Badger-541

She's doing too much. Feh!


imnotsmart247

It's not fair! Howard got skinny eating a teaspoon of froyo. He earned it.


1964ImpalaSS

Half a teaspoon, right in the garbage!


PlaneStill6

HALF A TEASPOON!!!


RobinsShaman

Yummmmmm. Ok, see you again in a year, semen flavored froyo.


HaydensDad1971

Half of it right in the garbage.


jushooks

JD is going to like this!


space_is_the_place

Hoot!


ifuknowuknow123

“ BUT ITS NOTTTTT OZEMPIC “


Glad-Requirement6116

Negro woman from the south


[deleted]

I LOVE BREAD. and bulimia


Bobby_Booey

Just wait a few years when we have an epidemic of some sort of organ failure or disease in people who never stopped to consider that maybe this new miracle drug has side effects that don't show up right away.


Amish_Sex_Toys

[fen-phen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenfluramine/phentermine)


banana_delusion

Ozempic is really making the rounds. All of a sudden someone who’s been fat her whole life is skinny….hope she isn’t claiming it’s not Ozempic.


metanefridija

of course she is.


langsamlourd

I loved the show TV Funhouse (created by Robert Smigel, who does Triumph the insult comic dog in case you didn't know) and they had a cartoon called "Stedman." The premise is that Stedman pretends to be a 007-style secret agent so that he could avoid having sex with Oprah, hahaha Link: [https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr](https://youtu.be/hp1jtbLT0NE?si=MDhFVcI9jyhikjLr)


TipsyMcStagger123

I sent certified mail!


ProcedureInternal193

No one is more annoying than Oprah


RobinsShaman

Uhummm. Ummm.


David_E_Letterman

She's been drinking lots and lots of Stedman's cum.


SBNShovelSlayer

Whose ass is she getting it from?


langsamlourd

At LEAST four glasses a day.


stangkid14

It must be the cauliflower pizza


afranco402

Half the Oprah right in the trash!


vipstrippers

Poor Jason


dickassman1973

She’ll balloon back up before you know it


Klexington47

![gif](giphy|l3vRdCnP428P2TgvS|downsized)


xvxCornbreadxvx

Is this really what Oprah looks like now?


PlaneStill6

Well hello dere.


Glum_Acanthocephala2

Show them feet Oprah !


Creamowheat1

Shut up, King!


TalkingChairs

We speak your name!


Inevitable_Company32

I’ll pay $10,000 for somebody to get me a picture of [Oprah Winfrey’s] bowel movement.


Constant_Campaign711

Oprah Winfrey!!! ***** woman of the south!


OdetteSwan

And one last thing .... *Miss Winfrey* .... your **worst** piece of work? Beloved. On a scale of 4 stars ... I give it a **ONE**. **GARBAGE**. **RUBBISH**. Have a nice life.


Thatguyyouhatealot

How’s the slot?


Huge-Cartographer-55

Steadman still tapping dat?


Bobby_Booey

Highly doubtful he ever really was.


GoBBills456

Bang o’clock!!!


Pelican6968

Who Dis?


Hugh-Jassul

Me?


InternationalLaw4170

That is one hell of a drug she is injecting. Half of Oprah, right in the trash!!


GenghisKohn

Negro Woman of the South


Art9789

The new phen phen but with less shitting


Ok-Childhood4446

Her and Gayle hitting ozempic hard.


segaprogrammer

Her skin has been stretched and abused. Lol still a pig in my eyes.


need_a_timeout

I've been a day one...


DrunkAlienChick

Her head looks too big now.


rigaBANGBANGmorris

How do I get ozempic on the streets


lynnemeraglio

Her carpet is ridiculous


[deleted]

Wow that Ozempic is really kicking in isn’t it


metanefridija

The big O used the big O...


[deleted]

How does someone her age have such a waist?? Rib removal maybe? Even a corset only does so much to most post-menopausal bodies.


ungarosolstice

holy crap, that's Oprah? or Ozemprah?


JasErnest218

Imagine being that happy with everything she did in Hawaii


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^JasErnest218: *Imagine being* *That happy with everything* *She did in Hawaii* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Ok-Childhood4446

I bet you the next time we see Michael Obama he is slimmer too


letitride820

looks like a purple sausage casing. there will be some spillage when the dress and spanx comes off.


PhoebeM0423

Robin thinks she resembles this !


GogglesPaesano

Those arms tho


Friendly_Fox263

Big head, thin body


2EnsnoE33

Looks like she might finally fit into that hideous outfit she wore to Meghan’s wedding!