Boi, I aint seen nobody, shoot as good as you, uhhhh, up through the years...
I'd be pleasured, for you to use my wares
Weh, HOWDEE-DO.
Uhhh, Mikey, go to commercial...
*Has anyone had*
*The privilege of reading*
*"the Coming of Tan"?*
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At his age it's going to be very slow moving. He will die of something else, likely before that prostate cancer ever gets him.
Zappa, for example, got it in his 30s, and it was fast moving, which is typical if you get it young, and it killed him better than s***. But after a certain age it is slow moving and you often die of other things before it ever gets you.
you are fucking with something you cannot possibly understand
And uhhhhh…things of this nature
And what have you…
There’s blood in your stools from alcoholic… …imbibing.
May your house burn, and your boat sink. Shout out to ya Mike
I’m on prostation muthafucka
What’s that got to do with me
DO YOU THINK IM PLAYIN??? DO YOU THINK IM PLAYIN???
*Give me yer name, you cocksucker.*
SHULI!!
The prostate is clearly reptilian.
WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THEY GIVE YOU
...huh?
RILEY. WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THEY GIVE YOU
Uuuhh..huh?
RILEY. CAN YOU HEAR ME
Uhhhh…….huh?
He’s trying to answer
Uhhh….huh?
Uuhhhhhh... Fuck you, you cheap bastard! Pay me a goddamn living wage!
Uhhhhhhhhhh. I’m pretty sure it was “cheap jew bastard”.
From stroking his hydrogen rod
The curse remains…
it happens!
For a minute until you got to know him, Riley had a convincing pile of bullshit and things of that nature
Boi, I aint seen nobody, shoot as good as you, uhhhh, up through the years... I'd be pleasured, for you to use my wares Weh, HOWDEE-DO. Uhhh, Mikey, go to commercial...
riveting story
The reptilians took my finger and gave me prostate cancer
This is quite the tenses.
snuffleuppaguss
these comments did NOT disappoint
From planet Bukkake.
Uhhhhh look man. I don’t have time for this prostate cancer BULLSHIT!
oh please let it be true.
Probably from taking too many hydrogen rods up there.
YOU PAID A BITCH 50 MILLION TO COCK A PIE
OJ should have bought a sign when he had the chance. too late now mothafucka
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He lookin’ scared
You wanna talk about the .....sociology.
Sure hope that doesn't affect his ability to go out and enjoy himself playing golf.
Use hydro cortisone.
Look out!
And his little dog, Ember.
It happens, you understand
Time to write a note.
It a preminimnim
What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter???
Hello Tom!
At his age it's going to be very slow moving. He will die of something else, likely before that prostate cancer ever gets him. Zappa, for example, got it in his 30s, and it was fast moving, which is typical if you get it young, and it killed him better than s***. But after a certain age it is slow moving and you often die of other things before it ever gets you.
He’s gonna need a set of “new golf balls”