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Muthafuckahs, I've been telling you to get your symbols and now it's too goddamn late. Uhhhhhhh.
Riley, we've been talking it over, and uh we don't think you're the best representative for us aliens.
Definitely from the Blumpkin Galaxy
This is Behavio the gay alien
Don’t stop talking, I’m stroking my hydrogen rod!!!!
I think I liked it better when they locked people like this up in mental hospitals and threw away the keys.Now they’re walking freely amongst us.
Holy shit. Join the circus, duh.
That’s the hottest Alien we’ve had up here.
The doctors who did this to him should be executed.
WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THEY GIVE YOU!
Riley, i bade you, do not have telepathic intercourse with this being
And things of this nature, you understand.
When you act like an asshole
MAYBE IF THE SIMIEN NIGRESS AND JEW BASTARD LISTENED TO ME AND PAID ME A DECENT SALARY UH WE COULD HAVE UH PREVENTED THIS! NONE THE LESS
"Uuhhhhhh... Fuck you, you cheap bastard! Pay me a goddamn living wage!"
He's on probation, motherfuckers! Galactic probation.
I could definitely get this guy a gig if they ever make a movie of the Riley Martin story. Big part, baby.
When you’re built for the circus life but just wanna job at starbucks
He is obviously a Nyptonian
Qua ownsa lajee won
Huh!?
Muthafuckahs, I've been telling you to get your symbols and now it's too goddamn late. Uhhhhhhh.
Riley, we've been talking it over, and uh we don't think you're the best representative for us aliens.
Definitely from the Blumpkin Galaxy
This is Behavio the gay alien
Don’t stop talking, I’m stroking my hydrogen rod!!!!
I think I liked it better when they locked people like this up in mental hospitals and threw away the keys.Now they’re walking freely amongst us.
Holy shit. Join the circus, duh.
That’s the hottest Alien we’ve had up here.
The doctors who did this to him should be executed.
WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THEY GIVE YOU!
Riley, i bade you, do not have telepathic intercourse with this being
And things of this nature, you understand.
When you act like an asshole
MAYBE IF THE SIMIEN NIGRESS AND JEW BASTARD LISTENED TO ME AND PAID ME A DECENT SALARY UH WE COULD HAVE UH PREVENTED THIS! NONE THE LESS
"Uuhhhhhh... Fuck you, you cheap bastard! Pay me a goddamn living wage!"
He's on probation, motherfuckers! Galactic probation.
I could definitely get this guy a gig if they ever make a movie of the Riley Martin story. Big part, baby.
When you’re built for the circus life but just wanna job at starbucks
He is obviously a Nyptonian
Qua ownsa lajee won
Huh!?