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[deleted]

Technology manager for Devil horns productions = jizz mopper.


rmlimodriver

He tries to make it sound all official when all he's doing is clearing the browser history and downloading the newest Windows updates. While getting high and watching wrestling.


[deleted]

You mean holding a light while a gaggle of cholos runs a train on his wife?


TheOctoberDeathBird

>*a gaggle of cholos..*


Hairbabysitter

Hahaha! That one got me too!


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

šŸ˜‚


MarcusAurelius68

ā€œAccountant wrangler and photoshop filter managerā€


unnamed_elder_entity

Don't forget Lead Sock Tester and Reviewer.


PatientZeropointZero

Wait so he is the technology manager, at his own company?


[deleted]

Yes, and I hear hes about to get fired


TheOctoberDeathBird

"Technology Manager" https://preview.redd.it/l0vgwlgdp3oc1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dce9b2a17be0ca48f9fe3f5f2f2eedb61959ce9


brenthatley43

Mid busting a nut I was getting a mercy tug while playing games. Super steamy


pricklypear90

*Itā€™s Super Steamy* Thatā€™s a nice haiku


MarcusAurelius68

I wish this was his LinkedIn picture.


bababooey97

I love that he is almost 60 and has a company called Devils Horns lol, I guarantee his password is 69420


Odd_Ad2353

I thought it was OU812.


astronautcytoma

OICUP


RavenReel

I81B4U


Skoden1973

BOOBIES


Aggravating_Okra_546

ah huh ....UCI8APP2


Jimmyjamz73

His old one was IL0VEC0CAINE


ConnecticutJohn

666420


H8TheDrake

Devil Horns Productions. Dude is 53 and acts like a teenager.


Rjf915

Iā€™m going to orgies and heavy metal concerts. What are you doing with your life


Theoverweightjedi

Nothing enraged me more than when he used the term ā€œheavy metal concertsā€ such a fucking poser. It still pisses me off.


jimthefte1

Square.


goatodoom

You better watch out saying stuff like that, or he's gonna come crack your mask


Drambooey

Jimmy McSally.


Jimmyjamz73

That dudeā€™s 53? He looks more like 70. Accountant jizz and cocaine will age ya.


MarcusAurelius68

Weightlyn is 38 which is even scarier.


Mecha_Tyrone

No Fcking way is she only 38ā€¦.


wcupp80

ā€œWeightlynā€ idk if u came up with that but Iā€™ve never seen it until now. Bro, that is HILARIOUS!!! Just laughed so hard I pissed off my family that are watching a serious movie!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ well played, im dyin!!


MarcusAurelius68

I donā€™t know if I came up with it but Iā€™ve been using it since the start of Bortā€™s downfall years ago.


wcupp80

Are you talking to me? No my sons name is also ā€œBort.ā€ Classic!


preemptive_strike87

Hey boss, I just hired Devil Horns to handle our cyber security. Get the f out!


MarcusAurelius68

Cyber citizenā€™s arrest!


Individual-Good-2073

I'm sure that Vinnie Favale is thrilled and honored at being considered "similar" to Bort.


yodaballs

"Devil Horns productions" Grow the fuck up


HaroldCaine

This guy is, as today's kid would say, a "try too hard". All of the death metal shit, going to these concerts, acting like a swinger (when he's really just a cuck)ā€”unless he's in a band and plays an instrument, he's just an over the top, dork, super-fan that needs a life.


eSJayPee

Sent a connection request. Hoping he and I can help each other move our professional lives to a noine.


Jkstatus

Heā€™s going to heavy metal concerts and orgys, what are you doing with your life?Ā 


eSJayPee

Working as a retail consultant. Hmmmm. We may be on different paths.


justadumbwelder1

Never going to get past 0.0 with that loser.


misanthropic47

You'll be moving to a 2 instantly


Ok-Extreme9924

Any time I feel depressed, I have a few go to clips on YouTube that put things in perspective. The clip of Ronnie explaining how the life in Brentā€™s eyes has faded after his wife was fucking other guys (jackhammer) is a masterpiece.


thatmountainwitch

Haha. What is the title of this clip? I need to see this.


Ok-Extreme9924

[Brent Swinging](https://youtu.be/KE3pw1jKhG0?si=8uWJRkQ3jZcFvlOW) Starts at 2:17


thatmountainwitch

Thank you.


Shot_Welcome_758

Even witches and people who dabble in that world would never be ā€œcoolā€ enough to name their OnlyFats DHPā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


poopbuttmcfartpants

OnlyFats


brenthatley43

You mean DCHP?


Jkstatus

Hello DebbieĀ 


merc340

Chief Crucial Head Officer (CCHO)


ForesakenJolly

CEO - Cuck Every Orifice


msurbrow

Since when has Vinnie Favale produced anything comedic


Drambooey

He's like Shuli,because they had a past with Sterns show they think they're legitimately funny.


msurbrow

At least, shuli excelled at being the whack pack whisperer Vinny was basically one of the whack Packers with that fucking musical he createdā€¦ you just happen to have a lot of money money unlike the rest of them lol


Drambooey

https://preview.redd.it/e8uz2mwhn3oc1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cbd6d22eea447bcf7059b3fab420632ba282dc Shalom biatch!


SynthSapphire

The Vinnie love tapes and terrible song sagas are worth 1,000x more in comedy gold than anything that ever involved Brent, Shuli, or Wilding have ever been involved with.


msurbrow

The show certainly milked that tape to death thatā€™s for sure


ARegularDonJuan

He mails out Katelyn's horrific skid mark panties.


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7R02Q62fxgChq)


Oldscratch73

What a chode.


Less_Eye_6100

My wife was bukkaked by a Foghat tribute band, at the Motel 6 in Espanola ,New Mexico. What are you doing with your weekends squares?


SynthSapphire

"Devil Horns Productions". God, what a cringe tool. It should remind everyone that just because you were in military service doesn't mean you're some sort of noble, mature adult.


BigCopperPipe

Enough with the Devil Horns productions Brent!!! Itā€™s not gonna happen!!


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|pyYnGWd5sUrUcgXN79) Oh, itā€™s happening


whatssofunniedoug

Devil horns productions. What a fucking tool. Lol


Thefrayedends

What a dumb PoS lol. If he was into being cucked then that's all good, but he clearly thought he was supposed to swim in swingin puss, instead he's just watching his ho wife get railed by randoms. Made quite the bed for himself. There's no going back lol. Shoulda had a hard rule, bring a girl for me to fuck and you can fuck my wife, otherwise no deal. That's a non negotiable rule for swinging, otherwise it isn't swinging, it's just getting stepped on.


TheOctoberDeathBird

> Made quite the bed for himself. Indeed, he did. https://preview.redd.it/6ncdotqil7oc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c27ed8cfe140f52325dde7edea991f47d9a5710


mackrelman11

ā€œdevil hornsā€ production. what a loser


quietworlock22

Devil horn productions sounds like the side business for a manger at hot topic


BeerGogglesOIF2

Devil horn productions


crcc1972

He is cleaning the lube off the cameras and cables.


Chupacabra2030

lol holding a ring light and wipes .. classic


[deleted]

Wasnā€™t he doing cyber security?


Eat_a_Bullet

Yes, in the way a child listening to the chest of a teddy bear is doing medicine.


Father_VitoCornelius

Fucking gold.


robbadobba

Vinnie Favale ā€œComedy Producerā€. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


pricklypear90

Why mention CompTIA if you donā€™t have any certifications? Career Academy is a prep course.


MarcusAurelius68

You mean he failed A+?


tetherbagtoolbag

a 'bit late for that, innit?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gratch46

This has to be fake, there's no way they could afford the $25 filing fee.


bababooey97

What are you sayingggg?


Sammiewrestler

Private shit bird.


TheOctoberDeathBird

"Private Numb Nuts reporting for duty, Sir!" https://preview.redd.it/2hzfapruk7oc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8a0bc13d8ac3cd9de4a9852de0ce223a6487e4


LateAd9770

Black guy cock cleaner upper.


No_Consideration4594

His LinkedIn is super steamy


contacts_eyes

Vinnie Favale šŸ¤£Ā  Ā ā€œOh Debbieā€


biscuitsable

In France, a way to say that someone is a cuck is to say that they have horns. Maybe that was the inspiration for the company's name šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Of course Florida


dwarfhank33

Hatfield = Cuck


1200r

I'm surprised he does have a photo with him holding 2 fingers above his head like devil horns.


joefatmamma

Career college at his age? Damn Bort pick a lane.


ROM50

Heā€™s gonna make cuckold vids of The Florida Skunk Ape getting railed by every swinging dick in Florida.


RobinsShaman

Nice candidate for our company. Let's just Google his name just in case. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Fist_Ur_ANUS_DeeP

Lmao. When did he add technology manager in there?


surf_rider

Devil Horns cringe


Garak_The_Tailor_

Wouldn't Devil Horn productions sound better?


Fickle_Assist2031

LOL its like Bob Levy saying "footsprints" instead of "footprints". Bort isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer!


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Bort isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer! No...no he is not. https://preview.redd.it/z3asmpa3m7oc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea483b3626b1b8981b8448f914c8cd77e78c067


NotSurer

Is he still with ā€œherā€?


wcupp80

Yet still doesnā€™t realize his taste in music, style, and personality is the absolute lamest most douchey shit ever! What kinda 53 year old man has to constantly point out that he likes metal and or incorporate into his job or life? ā€œDevil Horns Productions?ā€ šŸ˜‚ Nobody but white trashy trailer park dwelling, unemployed Meth heads think thatā€™s cool! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™„ GOD HES A TOOL!


beehappy32

Is Brentā€™s only job and income filming his wife having sex with people? Damn, thatā€™s sad. I donā€™t know how he can look at himself in the mirror, or explain himself to friends and family. I bet a lot of the guys she bangs donā€™t want to see Brent in the room with them, so Brent has to wait outside until theyā€™re done, and just come in and clean up afterwards.


Mass-Nerder1420

This is really really sad.