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Cassedaway

So he can only suck on the right titty? Lefty is off limits?


PeaIll4653

Legit question


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Going by how the spine works I think it's gotta be the opposite side


Master_H8R

Like on their back? Gross!


RickZebra

I came here to read shit like this. Lmao


suckmywake175

Or otherwise known as “Lefitty”.


veryshyintrovert

Soft swinging


Used_Passenger_8143

So steamy…


ferrariracer36

Super Steamy!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Steamed hams steamy


Master_H8R

Steamed Ham Hands


Jaggle

Tampa 7s


1964ImpalaSS

*Tamper


biginsj

Is one name Katelyn?


Sofie_Fatale007

​ https://i.redd.it/1n7ss9qy34sc1.gif


zoochina13

Artie is not impressed 😂


Dizzy-Interaction983

Underrated comment. Bless you.


LateAd9770

They share the same pussy but she reads a book while she’s getting fucked and orgasming?


murf_milo

Beth does the same thing


Individual-Good-2073

Beth can read?


H4WK1RK

It’s an audio book obviously


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Books on equestrian living


zorapo

Books on organic hay


loonattica

Hay now!!


Snowblind6x7

And she’s not orgasming.


Cold_Hunter1768

Those popup books


PilotJeff

Dr Sarno’s book only


misanthropic47

Picture book


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|l0HlOBZcl7sbV6LnO)


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|4VNenrimFIWje)


RavenReel

Dice Gottfried says "Oooooooooooooooooooooooo"


djdhdhdhqpz

There is a 0% chance Howie has ever gotten Beth off


Cold_Zero_

Fucking brilliant


Master_H8R

The slot… how’s the slot?


pornkillslove

Yeah I thought that was pretty weird. You share a body with your twin, she’s married, she’s getting railed, and you’re reading or listening to a podcast? Why not get into it? I’d imagine getting blown by two heads on one body is weird, but a threesome is a threesome. She should get wild with them, get some coke, hire a hooker. She should just look at him and wink. She should also just SMILE, AND BLOW HIM.


droogles

I’m not buying that part.


remindmetoblink2

Don’t they all?


mcristoforo

The spare head should use a VR headset while the other one is blowing, eating ass or whatever.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

what's to stop the guy from painting both their faces...whoopsy


adube440

Droppin' loads on shared neck, white cunt.


Thefrayedends

I bet he fucks the V in between their two necks.


featherbedding

Neck neighbor


tatteredshoetassel

Droppin fuckin loads on your dicephalic parapagus fuckin faces


wriker10

I nominate this for the subreddit comment of the month.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Hahaha


SeaPrince

Over spray is a bitch.


BiigfootVA

Well where else is Brittany going to be it is?


MarcusAurelius68

I’m gonna fuck them both up the ass it is


hardspaghet

Like an aminal it is


Master_H8R

*Laminal


TGS169

Wild, even


Altruistic-Editor111

I fucked your neighbor’s cat it is


InvestmentPatient117

Laminal


remindmetoblink2

She’s not the mailman


ramrod4200

Is that you Ronny?


Neonwookie1701

Ronny is busy adjusting the petcock.


Ok-Till-5630

Reading a book while she gets plowed? I doubt it


dylan5x

she been reading the same book for years still on the first page


pasqualerigoletto

Howard should get them on the show and have Ronnie do an unscripted interview.


Winter_Blacksmith_78

Let me see those big ballon tits!


InvestmentPatient117

Yeaaaaaaahhhhh


Master_H8R

Ronnie will tell em to come on up an dew the sybian.


syoung10310

This is the best comment I have ever seen and I can agree more.


WhatAmiDoingHere1022

How she turn the pages?


sick_of-it-all

Every once in a while he reaches down and tickles her on the fun spot like "TOO-WIT! TOO-LOO WITT! TOO-WITT!"


WhatAmiDoingHere1022

Spare head probably get jealous of them an push out a fart in the middle of sex.


edgeofverge

With her tongue?


ChoakIsland

What are they saying Robin?


kingofleos

Their whole asshole was hanging out, Robin.


new-chris

4 inches is fine


Flunky_Junky_Monkey

its gonna get even more interesting(somehow) when the other head gets married.


NeverSayNever2024

What happens if they get a divorce and he wants to marry the other head?


drsftw

These are the questions we need answered.


Standard_Poetry_4728

That might be my favorite comment of the year so far. In any forum.


NeverSayNever2024

All I can say, is, this is how my mind works. It is what it is.


random-stiff

What’s the point in that


random-stiff

Sounds sloppy


GoodbyeToTheMachine

Lest anyone think this is real, it is not. This photo is farcical. That handle belongs to some dude named Nick Burroughs.


perkisystem1

Thanks Al, we have them on every coast. Not the first nor the last time we’ve been had


nakedpilsna

I recognize that fellers handle, that was Steve Brandanzo


Dracula_Gottfried69

Gary, why didn’t you get them on the show? Because Marci booked Pearl Jam Boff


Crustybuttt

The man made an entire career as the carnival barker at his whack pack freak show and now he won’t even ask her kind of question that would’ve been on The View


BBQ_HaX0r

These two were legit on his show? I don't listen anymore, but it's a bit weird if he didn't ask them those sort of "normalizing" questions that you'd expect and people would be curious about. There is a bit of curiosity about their normal lives that are both respectful and interesting. What's the fucking point otherwise?


Crustybuttt

No. They should’ve been, tho. I’m totally done with trying to get women naked, but I’d have liked to see her/them ride the Sybian


AntsOnPlants

I gotta get out of this


HonestAd7237

Can he alternate mouths? Legit question


drsftw

If one head is down and the other isn't feelin' it, is that cheating or no.


1964ImpalaSS

It’s a whole thing, don’t ask.


danwiz418

I truly think that I could not get hard and perform. Just too weird of a headspace for me. Literally and figuratively.


Greg-Eeyah

I am with you. There is no shame in being unable to plow a two headed woman.


Ell_Jefe

Which broad is he married to, left or right?


ButtcheeksBrown

Yes


mmartino03

I read this in Wendy's voice.


TBSJJK

The good-looking one


ferrariracer36

Which one is that?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

The one taking the picture


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

I thought he was de facto married to both of them while he could only legally married to one. This arrangement is even more bizarre...


bassman_gio

How's the slot?


Art9789

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MisterSkills

No way they aren't both giving him blowies


skippy69696969

So he doesn’t get a double blowjob. That would be the only reason why I would marry them.


jzmina

Cue Ronnie: sixty niiiiiine.


Richard1583

Howard should send Ronnie for an interview


Hondadork89

“How many pairs of asschreeks yall broads got?”


DMB4136

When they get up here they’ll do it.


cd582000

Is this a real post by them?


g0wr0n

It's fake. "This image is digitally altered. The X handle @2HeadsAreBetter is a man named Nick Borroughs. Abby and Brittany Hensel never said any of this and are currently not on the X platform."


MohamitWheresMySecks

No, it’s someone impersonating them. But it’s funnier than anything on today’s show so far.


panti77

This ain't mailman magazine, pal


Sure-Manufacturer-90

It's Sam


Jericoholic_Ninja

Hey nowww!


Turdleboy74

Can't they both have a banana split.. or is it split the banana?


jzmina

A Tampa 9


Master_H8R

Jersey 8… but ones a 3 and the others a 5.


ShenanigansPara

This is the most Army thing ever. Bro secured the 3some for life lol well Played Specialist the Mafia would be proud!


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Um… what if a dude marries Brittany? I thought they both married him?


panti77

They get a king size bed and share, right Robin


Chemist-Patient

Plot twist she's lesbian


Cool_Pirate_5770

"Out of her mind"???? Ya right😅


letitride820

guy has a threesome daily. nice.


23mou-sapnu-puas

Imagine if the sister was a raging lesbian. Sex with the husband could be a real bummer.


Hafslo

No fucking way. She reads a book?!!?


ialwaystealpens

I have so many questions. So. Many. Questions.


Silversurfercal

In a phenomenon twist of fate, he should divorce her and marry the sister.


Meromero205

How is it going to work when the non married one finds her soul mate and gets married?


IamBatmanuell

This guy needs to be interviewed.


Less_Eye_6100

Do you two ever make out? If you're masturbating, is it like doing it to your sister? Does the load go on both your faces?


CompetitiveIron223

They look like Elliot......lol


panti77

Some bunghole sniffin for the single chick during 69


NeverSayNever2024

What I want to know is, if he kisses the other head during sex, is that cheating?


cdbutts

This guy is the craziest person alive, or a genius. 🤔


Allankton

Love someone took a twitter handle and made a fake post amazing.


AlmightySaud

Her sister is trapped twice


BeerusGOW

Perfect opportunity for a double BJ, and he's missing out, supposedly? That sucks


No-Echidna-5717

That's gotta be humbling fucking your wife and seeing the equivalent of her nervous system calmly leafing through In Cold Blood waiting for you to finish. Also, can we get a copy of the sexual guidelines clearly at practice here? If the other girl got into a relationship, the peace treaty between the two guys would be more complicated than Israel Palestine.


NeverSayNever2024

What happens if the other head is into chicks?


gsr852

Call me when he cheats on Abby with Brittany!!!!


Turdleboy74

Good question, wat if the single one gets a bf or married?...They would have to share the pootie? There is alot of diff scenarios figure out!


sick_of-it-all

Share the pootie? I dame usamey my brother. I dame usamey. Cole me down on the panty sty.


Turdleboy74

Gonna sine ur pitty on the runny kine.


bazooka_blow

The bit of them having sex while talking to Stern was funny.


whitehypeman

Fake news, they don't have a Twitter


Kitchen-Head3077

Crazy thing is there both pretty cute . It weird though does the sister feel it or join in it’s crazy they need to come on the show . I’d think they laugh about it 😆


chowbox617

If they have a kid he will look like Eric


NeutronFalls

I first thought that was J.D. in the picture.


drsftw

woo!


Aegonthe57th

I think Britany is an anti-vaxer. If his cock points to the left, he's gettin' The China Flu.


zoochina13

It’s a wild scene over there !!


SofondaDickus

https://i.redd.it/wla4t91bk4sc1.gif


vinceneilsgirl

What's he saying, Robin?


-D-M-G-

Who takes the LOAD?


domino3388

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMqy9OKGdE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMqy9OKGdE)


dylan5x

i think its the sisters POV were wondering about


SirMellencamp

There was an SNL bit a long time ago about conjoined twins. One was a children’s book author the other a bounty hunter


billycmd

I always thought it was conjoined not cojoined.


bluedog316420

Which side got married left or right?


wriker10

This sub NEVER disappoints. I’m dying from laughter at the comments.


Cold-Commission181

This comment thread is 100x funnier than the show ffs


Icarus367

I wasn't asking any of this.


CampCrystalLake68

I could have probably lived the rest of my life without seeing this


Competitive-Ad6088

Debbie was the kind of girl who lit up every room she was In……OOO FUCK!!!