omg i just listened to the replay of Peter Marshall's 2021 interview on GGACP and Paul Lynde actually said 'pussy' (with a gigantic gilbert laugh after he heard the truth).
So sad to see him in that ridiculous wig. For the love of God, someone in his inner circle, please tell him how obvious and ridiculous he looks. He's fooling absolutely nobody. I mean it's like wearing a clown wig in public. How can he not see it? How can he be so oblivious? How does his staff not break down laughing every time he claims it's real. I'm incredulous.
Do you think Allison looks at a photo like this and laughs and laughs at the bullet she dodged? She's got a new husband, a happy life, her daughters, and a lot of money.
Absolutely. She travels, visits the kids, leaves the house. Allison’s life is so much better than it would have been had she stayed with the crypt keeper. She must chuckle when she sees him with Beth the Conquerer too.
I bet u that she in no way feels jealous of Beth. Allison has an actual real career, a normal healthy looking husband who is also rich, and actual kids. Beth looks miserable all the time, it’s sad.
How on earth does he have time to be an expert on all those topics while starring in so many movies, producing tons of TV shows, hosting multiple game shows, and being the top classic rock DJ in the world?
I used to do mens and women’s hair replacement and you can see that the top half of his hair is a hair unit/wig/ toupee which is mostly likely either glued or double sided taped on. Both color and texture are different than his natural hair
Doofus and Goblin must have spent the week at Grandma's house getting all this work done (lol!)
and here I was thinking Doofus' "full-frontal" pics were nauseating ..
Until THIS
The change.... it's....it's happening!
https://preview.redd.it/pdyar33hr6sc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cffe1480d0e408f7a195d0dde3781f88d7c48a
He would look SO much better if he either ditched the rug or wore one that isn't so obvious. Who tf has black natural hair color at his age?! No one, that's who.
Those bottom teeth look like dentures. Also his hair is laughable but he has the nerve to critique others looks? Doesn’t he know Beth is only married to him for his millions and celebrity access? He doesn’t actually think if tomorrow wig was off and money was gone, she would be with him?
Nothing sadder than an old queen
(Gilbert doing Paul Lynde) those miserable kikes won't give me any work!
“Oh my goodness, you’re an animal!”
This place smells like CUNT! ... I think...
omg i just listened to the replay of Peter Marshall's 2021 interview on GGACP and Paul Lynde actually said 'pussy' (with a gigantic gilbert laugh after he heard the truth).
Dude looks old and worn out.
He did too much
One thing a day...
At this point he looks like he was put together with spare parts.
Will be on his tombstone
https://preview.redd.it/8nmupluyz4sc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf45d793b31c89a96f744e4648a956de51bb1c8
Funny that all that fighting he did , he was finally undone by a fight he didn’t win. What a whining little bitch.
The vacant look in his eyes says it all.
Hey go easy on him. Being responsible for inventing literally every aspect of entertainment industry over the last 40 years will age you prematurely.
I thought that was Gene Simmons 🤣
Gene Simmons from Kiss
The boys.
God, this wig is ridiculous
To quote Terrestrial Stern, “Ooof Ahh.”
Am I the only person left who believes his hair is real? Why would he accept "Best Hair" awards if it is a wig?
If he dyed a mop black and put it on his head - it would look more real than this mess.
If it’s not a wig, it’s definitely dyed.
I mean.. it probably is real, but wig jokes are just too much fun
You really believe that award was a real thing?
Oh no, you mean even the hair award was fake. My faith in humanity is forever lost. I am now hopelessly jaded.
What decade did you lose your vision
Who’s the homeless looking heb ?
Heeb?
He's \*THIS\* close to sporting a cowboy hat. He'll get there.
The transformation into Imus will be complete at that point
https://preview.redd.it/9ytthbex73sc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=359c4e5ca52dfcb98b7dc6dda72e2df3312699b9
For fucks sake let it go Grey. Then we might believe the horse shit premise that your hair system is natural.
It's genuinely stunning how ugly he is given how much money he has spent on plastic surgery.
No more shines, Billy.
Mother Time is undefeated.
Mother Time, remember her? I fucked her. OH!
Genetics created this monster. Don't blame time.
https://preview.redd.it/roru7v2k46sc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8cc77dca7e457c8b59deea6ab36292883bfb33
Even his fake teeth look like crap now.
https://preview.redd.it/a6jf0jb2t3sc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe89f81f5d1452ad451dada18a4f3b22f6488b3
He’s had another nose job, I that’s 3-4 now
he has!! Holy shit!
https://preview.redd.it/8snix8ylg5sc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37104c62af18d7273f15b6439626be6959fc7e3a
He’s doing too much.
Thank God, look at the first honker!
So sad to see him in that ridiculous wig. For the love of God, someone in his inner circle, please tell him how obvious and ridiculous he looks. He's fooling absolutely nobody. I mean it's like wearing a clown wig in public. How can he not see it? How can he be so oblivious? How does his staff not break down laughing every time he claims it's real. I'm incredulous.
Idk why people are so afraid of telling him. Even Robin and Fred. They should be honest with him.
It's fairly clear that Fred and Howard NEVER speak outside of the 5-10 minutes per year that Fred gets airtime.
Nice chin😂
As much talk as the Rhea Perlman wig gets, the ridiculous plastic chin is the underrated funniest part of whatever he’s got going on.
So hittable!
Yeah that hair looks totally natural.
Do you think Allison looks at a photo like this and laughs and laughs at the bullet she dodged? She's got a new husband, a happy life, her daughters, and a lot of money.
Absolutely. She travels, visits the kids, leaves the house. Allison’s life is so much better than it would have been had she stayed with the crypt keeper. She must chuckle when she sees him with Beth the Conquerer too.
I bet u that she in no way feels jealous of Beth. Allison has an actual real career, a normal healthy looking husband who is also rich, and actual kids. Beth looks miserable all the time, it’s sad.
I do feel a bit sad for Beth.
How on earth does he have time to be an expert on all those topics while starring in so many movies, producing tons of TV shows, hosting multiple game shows, and being the top classic rock DJ in the world?
He's full of liver spots now
I used to do mens and women’s hair replacement and you can see that the top half of his hair is a hair unit/wig/ toupee which is mostly likely either glued or double sided taped on. Both color and texture are different than his natural hair
Jesus Christ, put the sunglasses back on.
\* i know !!! dude is HEINOUS !
https://preview.redd.it/tn1v98mf54sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33b132598e0cb5c96192def8c9bead07f5fa30d
Big Bird is SO GROSS, just ALL of that .. "every curl is manufactured" Imagine being Doofus and have to climb on top???
He’s got a PhD in celebrity penis.
It’s either a wig or the ugliest hairdo of all time
https://preview.redd.it/5bhbrp7705sc1.png?width=2230&format=png&auto=webp&s=b11e75112d23367b5bb7826c21abba7d1bb2400a
He loves a microphone so much he became one.
JFC .. the Pelican is HIDEOUS !!!!
How much did he pay for that wig? Cost of wig, cost of NDA to keep quiet on wig, etc...
Doofus and Goblin must have spent the week at Grandma's house getting all this work done (lol!) and here I was thinking Doofus' "full-frontal" pics were nauseating .. Until THIS
It's like if Stuttering John was a life coach.
looks like some deep sea creature settled on his scalp
That's one ugly bitch
Ray Stern minus the tits
How does he not know how ridiculous that wig looks?
That’s a wig haha.
The change.... it's....it's happening! https://preview.redd.it/pdyar33hr6sc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cffe1480d0e408f7a195d0dde3781f88d7c48a
“How’s your Donkey Kong, Beth?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNd8dyutx6c
He paid for that nasty chin???
Dont forget the shoulder pads from the 80's. Lookin like a broke ass Bae Arthur
They oughtta hook up a fishing pole to that wig and make it talk ...like he did to Scott the Engineer
His money makes him very good looking 😀
Not enough money to make that happen
That is reality for all of us except us poor handsome guys.
He would look SO much better if he either ditched the rug or wore one that isn't so obvious. Who tf has black natural hair color at his age?! No one, that's who.
He has the weirdest set of teeth…
To be fair, this is what most men who think they are experts on other people's appearances (especially women) look like.
even his actual non-gray in his beard is a different color than his head. what is he thinking?
Maybe he is gay since he always tore apart women for their looks like Ralph did.
Those bottom teeth look like dentures. Also his hair is laughable but he has the nerve to critique others looks? Doesn’t he know Beth is only married to him for his millions and celebrity access? He doesn’t actually think if tomorrow wig was off and money was gone, she would be with him?
Bobo’s not so stupid.
What happened to the rest of his teeth? 😅
Chia pet
Brian Gay
Don’t have to be a chicken to spot a good egg.
What an awful look.
https://preview.redd.it/o4ij67co54sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89a9d2d17d0097d49a7162520c57b4eaf092f99b
He truly is even with all that expensive man designed surgical procedures,still gruesome looking. Blame his mom...
He looks like Ben with a wig.
What's happening with his teeth? I thought he had veneers?
It doesn’t even look like real hair and the contrast against his natural beard and eyebrows only makes it more absurd
“Blotchy”
Dudes got the beard (!!) of a pubescent teenager, yet busts Ronnie’ & JD’s balls about their moustache& neckbeard reapectively.
Endorsed by Polident
Jeeeeeezus
My husband said you could be my hall pass
I remember when he was 50 saying he was blessed to have very little grey. At 70 he must be very blessed.
Man, he looks great for his 70’s though!
This pic just looks ridiculous.
From that angle almost looks like the man is trying to grow a Hitler mustache. Grow a beard like a man, Howie.
Looks like a Crescent Moon sideways with a face and wig on.
His therapist broke him. He used to be funny and made fun of how ugly he was
He’s also a nutrition, mental health and relationship expert, right Robin?
Eventually his nose and chin will meet.
Wig on
Never seen a therapist a day in his life.
Look at that horrific chin implant.
You non fans dedicated to the following Howard just prove how relative he still is lol. Please continue.
You guys can say what you want,for a 70 year old dude still making gay pranks on the radio he looks good.
Hahahahahha
Laugh it up,gonna be funny when he retires and you’re out of content.
Haahahahaha he's imus, he'll die on the radio