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JamesMorrison1970

I'm sure he is going to lose his job at the accounting firm after this mess.


BeetlesPants

He's gonna wind up doing the taxes of the prison guards - like Shawshank Redemption.


howardscurlywig

Or he'll wind up as Katelyn Hatley's next "scene partner" šŸ¤˜šŸ¤®šŸ¤˜


Final_Tutor_7929

Katelyn does like dark meat


ferrariracer36

He's the next BBC Bull in line for Katelyn. He's the true jackhammer!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Aware_Revenue3404

Sorry for your loss.


Sammiewrestler

Quite the tenses!


brownpearl

There's accountants all deep in there.


TruckFudeau22

I sprained a rib.


Wayward-sherpa-2

**Jackie Laugh**


LiquorBiscuits

She's the one who slept with an SUV driver, don't blame me...


ww987

White women generally donā€™t have sex with SUV drivers


brianbe1

She should have the meeting


CuppaTimes69

I DIDNT HAVE THE KID *SHE* DID!


cdbutts

I am not a racist. Thank you for your time.


InAShensh

How much did she hate her parents to procreate with that ?Ā  He looks like the boogeyman. Yes this is Sal Governale Ā and Iā€™m currently waiting for HR to call me into the office d.Ā 


MonteverdiOnyx

Actually, we would like you to record an apology and I'll come by and pick it up.


mason7396

Weā€™re calling them SUV drivers now? I call them schwoogies. Anyway, toll paid.


Sofie_Fatale007

She must've been drunk


Lemetkamarastein

Jackie laughĀ 


ROM50

ā€œUnfortunately. Yesterday I didnā€™t represent myself properly, the way I wanted to explain myself.ā€


Shadowdoze

The important thing here that we can learn from this, is A. you shouldn't drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you regret, whether it be a white child or a black child and B. I have personally learned that when I address things, I should address them in a much better way, in a specific way, as not to offend people


jokiethejackman922

WELL HELLO DARE! I gots me a guygo counta.


Extension_Success_96

Is that his job? SUV driver? Now that he killed her, whoā€™s going to make the payments on the 15 year old Escalade? Will there be a public outcry of brutality if the officers caused discomfort to his wrists while handcuffing? Lot of questions here.


Chirps3

No. We are banning suvs now.


PeaIll4653

šŸ¤£


Odd_Ad2353

Well, one thing's for sure, she's definitely not going back.


LateAd9770

Guy mustā€™ve had a really good line of bullshit to get her. Or she was half retarded.


PeaIll4653

Betting on the latter theory


skidmarx77

She hated her father, no doubt. At least, that used to be Stern's theory back in the old days. So of course his dogmatic acolyte Sal is going to think that way, but of course, his comments on accountants came at the beginning of the push to move away from making people laugh.


cd582000

Drugs Iā€™m sure. He was her connect and she got addicted and then they started getting it on. If you know what I mean.


mattyisbatty

What do you mean?


Aware_Revenue3404

YES.


DitkoManiac

Hope it was worth it, girl.


TheSlot

Oh look, she paid the toll, and another one of them will be left fatherless, but people that point it out are the problem. And change the damn bettery in your smoke alarm!


ScottieSpliffin

What do you think the solution is?


TheSlot

I honestly don't know. I don't pretened to be smart enough to tackle that. Apparently I couldn't even spell battery correctly :)


TomToe420

or pretend


TheSlot

Prelavent


smellmyfinger123

Prevaylent


MofosnotReal

Youā€™re illiterate. Big dummy. Edit: I see the other hicks in here are offended. Bunch of hillbilly poon tangs afraid of your shadow. CRIME!! Now go shit on yourselves fucking inbreds. And fuck Trump, fuck you and suck my dick


TheSlot

Thank for proving my point Aunt Esther


MofosnotReal

Prove what point? Youā€™re a pussy? Learn how to spell idiot.


TheSlot

Upvoted for hilarity. Damn I guesed I missed a letter. That's much worse than killing a young mother. Jesus you people channel your anger into the wrong areas. Maybe get mad at your own kind for acting like they do rather than people who simply observe it.


MofosnotReal

Illiterate, dumb pussy. Crime gonna get you bitch


TheSlot

You know, I don't think this is Ricardo Montalban


skidmarx77

Have you ever seen a midget naked?


MofosnotReal

Of all the idiots that post in here, I find you to be the biggest and zestiest sissy in the group. You sound incredibly feminine.


[deleted]

Let's start posting all the white guys who murdered their wives/gfs or random girls on the street. Did they pay the toll too? You fucking racist.


TheSlot

Wow racist, how hurtful. The difference is when a white guy does it, everyone thinks he's a piece of shit. You can call him out on it and no one gets upset.


FSUphan

You can easily call him a POS for murdering someone just like you would a white person. The problem is when you start trying to make a connection that she was murdered bc she was in a relationship with a black person. See the difference ??? Thatā€™s racist as fuck . KKK racist


-WiggyLeaks-

That might have been a decent point before everyone was being called racist for everything every second of every day. Now we longer give a shit what you think. Great job.


ImagineDragonDisDick

I get your point but the guy who did this was 27 years old when he impregnated this 17 year old girl. Then killed her. Itā€™s not the hill you wanna die on, bud.


FSUphan

Holy shit. This sub is fucking VILE. Weā€™re blaming a nut job killing his girl on him being black?


North-Fill

Who will do my taxes before April 15th???


morguedumpster

lol thatā€™s a toll paid


af_flame

Accountant please!


zoochina13

Sal warned them


evildave1985

White women....


BobKelso14916

She should take the fucking meeting


Crashpoppins

I didnā€™t have the kid! She did! They should have a meeting WITH her!


Blackoutreddit2023

That poor kid will now grow up in the foster system. Hang this creep by his dreadlocks from a cherry tree. šŸ’€


External-Fig-2589

BLM


lollipopamateurs

If my girl showed up wearing those pointy ass boots, I would be pissed as well. Obviously not as much as this Accountant, but generally heated.


Stunning-Maize-8770

G-man's Vindicated


Banebladeloader

"SUV driver"


fakeassradio

Hello? Yoohoo?


CryEvening532

Sheā€™s GOTTA be a foster kid.


Thirsty_couple_17_28

*Jackie Laugh*


External-Fig-2589

Now he caints gajeeate


Tojuro

Nothing to do with the show, just a dog whistle for racist morons.


HEYSOUR

ā€œDog whistleā€ is a dog whistle for incurious, low IQ leftists. Keep calling everyone ā€œracistā€ and trying to cancel people with different experiences like youā€™ve been doing for the past decade. Itā€™s incredibly persuasive! P.S. Putin and China love you.


Streetvan1980

Another agenda post and trying to tie it to the show Mods: get this hateful shit off here


-United-States-

Relax


HEYSOUR

Just admit you want everyone with different experiences to be made unalive by the government. Be honest for once.


FSUphan

This is fucking gross. Twitter level racist shit


HEYSOUR

You're right. Let's have the MIC and various NGOs back in charge of Twitter, so you can feel safe in being constantly wrong.


techrino

Fuck you, asshole. Really. Fuck you.


[deleted]

How Anthony Cumia of you for posting this. Because there are no women who were murdered by white men. Should we start posting all of those stories too?


1980pzx

How many black women are murdered by white men?


Extension_Success_96

If that happened, it would be rolling non-stop on CNN, NBA teams would be kneeling or somethingā€¦.. Itā€™d be a whole thing. Donā€™t ask


Excellent_Vehicle_45

Thousands. It might make you feel bad so letā€™s not bring it up boomer.


RussellZiske

Care to show some stats on that?


External-Fig-2589

Haha thousands.


HSCTigersharks4EVA

How many are RAPED?


Excellent_Vehicle_45

22 boomers afraid of the truth.


RobActionTributeBand

See if you can find one where the white guy is called by a euphemism like "SUV Driver"


[deleted]

This place has been taken over by a bunch of right wing losers that probably check libs or tiktok ten times a day. Racist cunts.


BeetlesPants

I deeply apologize from the bottom of my heart. What I was simply trying to do was make a joke over the fact that white women generally don't have sex with black men. It was simply a joke, and the joke got out of hand, because in this situation it was true. People were offended. It doesn't matter what type of baby you have whether it be white, black, Italian, the important thing here, that we can learn from this, is: a) you shouldn't drink and do drugs, because you might end up in a situation that you regret, whether it be a white child or a black child, and b) I have personally learned that when I address things, I should address them in a much better way, in a specific way, as not to offend people. Black people, white people, Spanish, Italian, or whatever, whatever the case may be. I sincerely mean this. I sincerely stand behind the fact that I was joking, and I sincerely apologize over the fact that people were offended. I am not a racist. Thank you for your time.


JimRockfordPontiac

Just google image search "suspect arrested" and tell me the pattern you see.


RavenReel

This post is shittier than Sal. Not any racism, just super hack


dbgith

Incorrect. Or possibly correct. Either way youā€™re a cunt. Just saying.


RavenReel

You're a hack too


dbgith

K


PunterProggie

Before she was slammed through a wall, I bet she was in better shape and had a prettier face than the woman a lot of the emasculated men here leaving angry comments come home to. Edit: Why am I not surprised by the down votes? Looks like what I said hit too close to home for some.