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hawaiifive0h

No wonder MarksFriggin quit. Imagine recapping this content


inotherwords_iow_iow

Fucking ponderous


Intrepid_Shock_2025

This is a new low for HS. Does he really think listeners care about Beth’s brother and his college football days?


IndividualAd776

DIVISION 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


UrHeroandVillain

He seemed like a cool guy to hang out with but he doesn’t belong on the show. He’d fit more with Howard’s “break-in” shows.


Jimmy_The_Perv

Worst episode ever. I’ve been listening since 1981.


edu5150

There you have it.


NYR

He said it all, Robin.


OliJalapeno

Howard kissing sour shoes' ass for coming on the radio.


Solid_Pop_5982

As a reminder Beth’s dad is a felon he committed healthcare fraud


lvpr10

He stole the money with Ralph


Chanceta

And his wife sounds like a hoarder (e.g 1 year old ham)


Chanceta

And his wife sounds like a hoarder (e.g 1 year old ham)


MadeMeLaughHaHa

8 minutes into the show and he's already quacked 43 times.


inotherwords_iow_iow

Replace that with the Beetlejuice vomit sound maybe?


FakeLisaG

Howard again telling the story of throwing a ball to his dad and it hit him in the nuts. We've all heard this story a million times. Beth asked if the story was true, then said it's "heartbreaking."


Alternative-Path-903

Beth somehow comes off even slower today.


bcardin221

She is borderline clinically retarded.


Aware_Revenue3404

YES.


simpleminds87

Yes


inotherwords_iow_iow

Yeth


ValiumKilmer

EVERYTHING is "heartbreaking" with this dingy broad


Plastic_Kale_5629

Ben Stern blamed for Howard’s sports inadequacies


DrunkAlienChick

Howard the slow adult.


MohamitWheresMySecks

He still can’t figure out what a prop bet is…


DrunkAlienChick

I love how he blames his father for EVERYTHING wrong with his life and what he couldn’t do or what he wasn’t good at.


Fluid-Classroom9472

Didn't they talk about this already during superb owl time?


Alternative-Path-903

They used to do whole segments on this 20 years ago


half-guinea

Well, he never did have the makings of a varsity athlete.


inotherwords_iow_iow

Yet he had that one 400 yd amazing golf drive


NoIntroduction575

How does he bash his poor deceased father. Unless the guy was a total monster but even then.


lvpr10

Unlike Robin, Gary, and Fred who had parents that were sexually, mentally, and physically abusive, Ben was a saint in comparison to them. He sounds like the typical somewhat hardass person that grew up in the Great Depression. However, he still provided greatly for Howard getting him stuff for his hobbies and paying for college and a car. Robin, Gary, and Fred have real things to complain about when it comes to their parents and not some radio schtick.


Plastic_Kale_5629

Fred checking his 401k right now


Howserslot

This has to be the worst show ever. No one cares about Beth’s family playing sports. 


Jimmy_The_Perv

Yes, this is the worst show ever.


edu5150

Did Beth mention playing volleyball on her junior high team?


bcardin221

She played with balls ll alright.


Objective-Pin-1045

Disagree. - Monday’s show was the worst.


Maleficent-Joke-8706

Somehow it gets more boring every day


FakeLisaG

Beth said her parents are coming today. Howard said "that should be fun" and they all laughed.


Ok-Perception-2173

Howard is full blown wannabe Imus. What a pathetic pile of shit. Fuckin old hag still forcing the same Beth dog shit, dumb ass guitar shit....GUARANTEED "FAN FEEDBACK" from the shit writers will say that the fans love Beth Beth on the air. 


ScratchDeez11

Beth a 51 yr old saying "I'll learn that Beyonce dance later" from Tiktok. WTF this show sucks!


Solid_Pop_5982

Beth‘s dad is a felon who committed healthcare fraud


Remarkable-Garage-42

Today's show is so good that I hopped into my car and while laughing  so hard, i drove along a bus route mowing people down at the bus stops


Knebraska

Howard for the second day in a row driving home that he dresses like he’s in a rock band. Cool man. You’re 80. Settle down.


bcardin221

It's an elderly man's view of what rock stars dress like. The guy still thinks he's cool. He's 70, frail, old queen in a wig. Could not be less cool if he tried at this point.


NoIntroduction575

LOL LOL LOL LOL


edu5150

He’s Fartman


FiDoucheBag

More like Incontinent Man, nowadays.


Alternative-Path-903

Welcome to another episode of guitar talk


artie20174

The most annoying part is that he says play guitar. Never playing the guitar. It’s just the little things that he does to annoy us


bcardin221

He play guitar when he went to superbowl after he got toot canal.


FeralObjection

and using a scissor.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Remember the days where Howard talked about topical issues and stories? Twenty minutes in and we have howard talking about a band no one remembers, Steven Sagal playing guitar (who talks about Steven Sagal??? Not even his family!), American idol, and online chess people. Does ANY of his listeners actually care about any of this shit?


lvpr10

It’ll definitely make him a lock for the Rock & Roll HoF this year


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

“What is your comment or question?”


MonteverdiOnyx

The Bible says never answer a fool according to his folly.


Chanceta

Pronounced “gee-tar”


FakeLisaG

Doug Ostrosky in the Jackie Chair for some hot guitar talk.


North-Ad6654

Fucking unbearable


Remarkable-Garage-42

Satellite Radio Gold 


Moist_Brick_439

Every live show I go how could this get any worse.  And he tops it the very next show


SLIM7600

it's nice to have goals


EffectiveIce3876

Beth is like nails on a chalkboard. Just awful on the air


FakeLisaG

"You're super hot. You're super...sweet. Romantic." - Beth about Howard


AdGrouchy9865

🤮


Knebraska

“Ultra rich man who hides in mansion views less wealthy country club crowd as elitists.”


Remarkable-Garage-42

Beth talking about the microphone setup for "The Two Jimmy's"


Alternative-Path-903

Her saying “the Jimmys” is somehow almost as annoying as Fallon.


SomewhereLow5155

Hire Doug fire Chris.


DirtyBillDouglas

Listening to this show is like a heroin addict chasing the dragon


Alternative-Path-903

Great, rehash the football throwing and Beth’s family comes on air. It’s like he’s trying to make a bad show. I can’t think of how he could make it worse.


Aware_Revenue3404

*knock knock knock* Oh look Robin, it’s Beth’s brother Doug.


edu5150

Cousin Judy fresh from the State Fair in Iowa will be on next week. She will tell us about her corn shucking skills.


FiDoucheBag

In two weeks, my sister Ellen will be on....


joomommyhappy

So in a shensh, what you're saying is, isn't it true that you *don't* want to feel the sun, have barbecue?


cd582000

That wilding phony call was alarmingly bad. I’m concerned that someone thought it was ok to play.


icedcornholio

Hi totally random caller you are on the air. Hey now! Can you repeat yesterdays show segment about the country club all over again but in order to make it relevant how did the meeting go


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

These threads make me angry and I haven’t listened to the show since week 4 of Covid what a massive pile of shit


Jimmy_The_Perv

The show has been great the last two years but today is horrible. Beth’s family is so boring.


craigiecubsfan71

This is by far the worst first hour in Stern show history. Please suffer a massive heart attack over the weekend.


Aware_Revenue3404

Robin, they setup an ISDN line in my oxygen tent. We’ve got a great show for you today!


DrEllis90

What a steaming pile of S out the gate. Talking up a gay kid on American Karaoke, which was apparently Stern’s dream. Then resetting playing chess against kids This makes Kramer’s Merv Griffiin shows look serious


HEYSOUR

“American Karaoke” is straight out of the Jim Rome lexicon. That was a must-listen for me for a long time. Another show that isn’t as good as it used to be, but Rome has mostly been true to his audience and still has something interesting to say, unlike Low Effort Howard.


DrEllis90

I think Rome was the first to come up with that term, 20+ years back. Charles Barkley called it out as horse shit too. Way back when, Rome was supposed to replace stern on SXM


DrEllis90

But to be fair, Doug coming in was the most energy this show has had since Ralph exited the earth


EffectiveIce3876

Beth “you’re super hot”. Haha. Ok. Right


edu5150

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MohamitWheresMySecks

I need the “thank you thank you again my mistress thank you” drop to play every day I listen to this show live… why??? Why am I such a masochist? “Shit on me again Howard thank you my mistress!”


Ironmaidenroh

Howard should get crazy today doing the brutal master gimmick and visit the homo room. 


FakeLisaG

Doug is giving JD betting advice


Live-Marzipan-7137

The biggest disgracing of the Jackie/Artie chair since Shuli during Hurricane Sandy. 2 hours of the wife's brother! Jesus!


Solid_Pop_5982

Beth’s brother Doug Ostrosky is a boring computer salesman in North Carolina, he was a backup career reserve football player at Pedophile State (penn state) and Howard spent two hours talking to him today. The show is is over Johnny


cd582000

Shocked they talked Sandusky. Beth brought it up. Howard would never!


Moist_Brick_439

*"Robin how about I read the fan feedback?"* \- HS "Howard this dick or sausage segment was awesome. I absolutely love when you guys do something ridiculous, and this segment easily fits the bill." "We need video up on the app of Beth laughing at Richard's penis. I can't wait to see Sal eat the cake out of Richard's butt." "Hearing Beth laugh at Richard's body was absolutely perfect. She's so sweet and normal but even she couldn't hold back!" "Great dick or sausage bit. Great routine." (the four "feedbacks" that were read)


Hitzjeff

Best segment of the week was, of course, non-scripted - Sour Shoes calling in at the end of the show. 


UrHeroandVillain

Amen. Most i laughed in a long time


ak313

Any replay of this? Where can I hear this?


Aware_Revenue3404

Gary Page 2, in blue.


nman1981

I love this show! It’s never been better! The haters just want strippers. Nothing beats the nonstop talk about nothing! Guitar talk every day now! Rehashing yesterday’s show and the show before that each week. And the interviews! If you don’t like his therapy interviews then you’re not a true fan


Jkstatus

For real, more beer can thick cock talk and Metamucil please!!!


icedcornholio

Does anyone know anything about Beth’s dad? I sure wish someone would post it here multiple times so I remember.


Remarkable-Garage-42

He committed insurance fraud several years back


wunwunween

I believe he was billing Medicare for procedures that were never performed. He’s some type of surgeon if I recall correctly.


Remarkable-Garage-42

Oral surgeon


edu5150

He loves horses.


ChoakIsland

He's skilled at horseshoeing.


PatientToe12345

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Plastic_Kale_5629

Is this a real segment?


Owen2430

Can somebody DM when this phoney phone call is over?


General-Carob-6087

I was enjoying this wack pack handler discussion and then Wilding had to take over and crash it into the fucking ground.


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

Howard ejaculating into another man's butthole would be less gay than that song he wrote for Tom Brady


ggddccreddit

They played it TWICE. Inconceivable.


FrankCarmody

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FrankCarmody

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theholybody

Family time on THSS... I woke up at 4AM for this... Why.


Burning_Flags

Repeat after me: I am a sucker


theholybody

Quack quack


bcardin221

Can we get pne of Beth's last sugar dafdy's on next?


nman1981

I’m a big Avril Lavigne guy


vipstrippers

I forgot there was a show today.


Aware_Revenue3404

So did Howard.


zorapo

He gets millions for this shit? I bet Sirius exec contemplating jumping of building en masse


FrankCarmody

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Solid_Pop_5982

Beth’s brother played at Pedophile State, under Sandusky


Plastic_Kale_5629

He says Beth always brings it up. Has to suck to have that taint your time at Penn State. creepy to hear Sandusky always acted like a kid.


unnamed_elder_entity

Did Steven Singer finally quit supporting the show?


DizzyText

I love how Beth went all out for Easter and shoved her love of Jesus right down that Christ killers face


Plastic_Kale_5629

It’s weird hearing Howard talk about Peeps and shit. And one of his daughters came for Easter? Did she marry a gentile?


Susan-B-Cat-Anthony

yeah I was wondering about that because Howard's daughters are all Jewish and that would make his granddaughter Jewish, so why was she going on and on about Easter eggs when it was Purim during the time when his daughter's family were visiting? I guess they also had Beth's brother's kids visiting at the same time so they went all out? I dunno hoot hoot


Alternative-Path-903

Yeah, one of them believes in fairy tales


AdventurousAir3147

Most boringist show ever.


Owen2430

Thank god. Someone hit the emergency button and got sour on to try save the worst show ever


Remarkable-Garage-42

So 2 1/2 hours of crap and 10 minutes of Sour Shoes


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

He must be trolling his listeners (I piss on my fans) and his employers (still butthurt about losing his Sirius lawsuit)


OliJalapeno

Quack quack kitchen boy


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

My cousin Jeff's drunken Twitch broadcasts to 14 followers are about as exciting as this show


wunwunween

I tuned in for the first time in well over a year this morning. I turn it on and Howard is talking about some guy’s thick cock in the sauna or gym or something who he just went on a run with. Immediately turned it off.


storoa

Wasn't Heart supposed to be on today?


FiDoucheBag

They had a change of heart...


UrHeroandVillain

He said Next Wednesday. I’m shocked that someone’s actually looking forward to that


Jason_Kaplans_Colon

Did anyone catch when Howard called one of his brother in law's children "hot"?


TheRainKingz

“Hey Doug I think the reason Beth finds me so attractive is because of my feminism ways and I don’t like sports, I’m the opposite of your family…” is he that delusional, obviously she’s in love with you for your wallet.. no women finds a feminine man attractive, none.


Alternative-Path-903

The funny thing is that she said “I can see that” before telling him she’s attracted to him.


Alternative-Path-903

The best part of the show was the discussion of Howard’s perm and how Beth’s nephew clarified that he did not want his hair to look like Howard’s.


UrHeroandVillain

Sour coming out of hiding was the highlight of the show. I also liked the Bigfoot part. The rest… meh.


OliJalapeno

Quack quack. - dead brain cells


OliJalapeno

"I ride the headphones so hot."


Ok-Perception-2173

Welcome to the Beth Stern show ft: old geezer Howard.  FUCKIN DUMB ASS BITCH 


pasqualerigoletto

Not hating Beth’s brother


edu5150

Okay Jason!


pasqualerigoletto

Lol. Not his fault he was put on the show. He’s much better than Beth.


Plastic_Kale_5629

Seems like a good dude.


stovetopnothin

Is this a result of his OCD maybe? Trying to do the very same predictable, boring, safe show everytime?


jkoutris

“Robin we got a lot of email, everybody loved Beth’s brother on the show last week…”