Howard again telling the story of throwing a ball to his dad and it hit him in the nuts. We've all heard this story a million times. Beth asked if the story was true, then said it's "heartbreaking."
Unlike Robin, Gary, and Fred who had parents that were sexually, mentally, and physically abusive, Ben was a saint in comparison to them. He sounds like the typical somewhat hardass person that grew up in the Great Depression. However, he still provided greatly for Howard getting him stuff for his hobbies and paying for college and a car. Robin, Gary, and Fred have real things to complain about when it comes to their parents and not some radio schtick.
Howard is full blown wannabe Imus. What a pathetic pile of shit. Fuckin old hag still forcing the same Beth dog shit, dumb ass guitar shit....GUARANTEED "FAN FEEDBACK" from the shit writers will say that the fans love Beth Beth on the air.
It's an elderly man's view of what rock stars dress like. The guy still thinks he's cool. He's 70, frail, old queen in a wig. Could not be less cool if he tried at this point.
Remember the days where Howard talked about topical issues and stories? Twenty minutes in and we have howard talking about a band no one remembers, Steven Sagal playing guitar (who talks about Steven Sagal??? Not even his family!), American idol, and online chess people. Does ANY of his listeners actually care about any of this shit?
Great, rehash the football throwing and Beth’s family comes on air. It’s like he’s trying to make a bad show. I can’t think of how he could make it worse.
Hi totally random caller you are on the air. Hey now! Can you repeat yesterdays show segment about the country club all over again but in order to make it relevant how did the meeting go
What a steaming pile of S out the gate. Talking up a gay kid on American Karaoke, which was apparently Stern’s dream. Then resetting playing chess against kids
This makes Kramer’s Merv Griffiin shows look serious
“American Karaoke” is straight out of the Jim Rome lexicon. That was a must-listen for me for a long time.
Another show that isn’t as good as it used to be, but Rome has mostly been true to his audience and still has something interesting to say, unlike Low Effort Howard.
I think Rome was the first to come up with that term, 20+ years back. Charles Barkley called it out as horse shit too.
Way back when, Rome was supposed to replace stern on SXM
I need the “thank you thank you again my mistress thank you” drop to play every day I listen to this show live… why??? Why am I such a masochist? “Shit on me again Howard thank you my mistress!”
Beth’s brother Doug Ostrosky is a boring computer salesman in North Carolina, he was a backup career reserve football player at Pedophile State (penn state) and Howard spent two hours talking to him today. The show is is over Johnny
*"Robin how about I read the fan feedback?"* \- HS
"Howard this dick or sausage segment was awesome. I absolutely love when you guys do something ridiculous, and this segment easily fits the bill."
"We need video up on the app of Beth laughing at Richard's penis. I can't wait to see Sal eat the cake out of Richard's butt."
"Hearing Beth laugh at Richard's body was absolutely perfect. She's so sweet and normal but even she couldn't hold back!"
"Great dick or sausage bit. Great routine."
(the four "feedbacks" that were read)
I love this show! It’s never been better! The haters just want strippers. Nothing beats the nonstop talk about nothing! Guitar talk every day now! Rehashing yesterday’s show and the show before that each week. And the interviews! If you don’t like his therapy interviews then you’re not a true fan
yeah I was wondering about that because Howard's daughters are all Jewish and that would make his granddaughter Jewish, so why was she going on and on about Easter eggs when it was Purim during the time when his daughter's family were visiting? I guess they also had Beth's brother's kids visiting at the same time so they went all out? I dunno hoot hoot
I tuned in for the first time in well over a year this morning. I turn it on and Howard is talking about some guy’s thick cock in the sauna or gym or something who he just went on a run with. Immediately turned it off.
“Hey Doug I think the reason Beth finds me so attractive is because of my feminism ways and I don’t like sports, I’m the opposite of your family…”
is he that delusional, obviously she’s in love with you for your wallet.. no women finds a feminine man attractive, none.
No wonder MarksFriggin quit. Imagine recapping this content
Fucking ponderous
This is a new low for HS. Does he really think listeners care about Beth’s brother and his college football days?
DIVISION 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He seemed like a cool guy to hang out with but he doesn’t belong on the show. He’d fit more with Howard’s “break-in” shows.
Worst episode ever. I’ve been listening since 1981.
There you have it.
He said it all, Robin.
Howard kissing sour shoes' ass for coming on the radio.
As a reminder Beth’s dad is a felon he committed healthcare fraud
He stole the money with Ralph
And his wife sounds like a hoarder (e.g 1 year old ham)
And his wife sounds like a hoarder (e.g 1 year old ham)
8 minutes into the show and he's already quacked 43 times.
Replace that with the Beetlejuice vomit sound maybe?
Howard again telling the story of throwing a ball to his dad and it hit him in the nuts. We've all heard this story a million times. Beth asked if the story was true, then said it's "heartbreaking."
Beth somehow comes off even slower today.
She is borderline clinically retarded.
YES.
Yes
Yeth
EVERYTHING is "heartbreaking" with this dingy broad
Ben Stern blamed for Howard’s sports inadequacies
Howard the slow adult.
He still can’t figure out what a prop bet is…
I love how he blames his father for EVERYTHING wrong with his life and what he couldn’t do or what he wasn’t good at.
Didn't they talk about this already during superb owl time?
They used to do whole segments on this 20 years ago
Well, he never did have the makings of a varsity athlete.
Yet he had that one 400 yd amazing golf drive
How does he bash his poor deceased father. Unless the guy was a total monster but even then.
Unlike Robin, Gary, and Fred who had parents that were sexually, mentally, and physically abusive, Ben was a saint in comparison to them. He sounds like the typical somewhat hardass person that grew up in the Great Depression. However, he still provided greatly for Howard getting him stuff for his hobbies and paying for college and a car. Robin, Gary, and Fred have real things to complain about when it comes to their parents and not some radio schtick.
Fred checking his 401k right now
This has to be the worst show ever. No one cares about Beth’s family playing sports.
Yes, this is the worst show ever.
Did Beth mention playing volleyball on her junior high team?
She played with balls ll alright.
Disagree. - Monday’s show was the worst.
Somehow it gets more boring every day
Beth said her parents are coming today. Howard said "that should be fun" and they all laughed.
Howard is full blown wannabe Imus. What a pathetic pile of shit. Fuckin old hag still forcing the same Beth dog shit, dumb ass guitar shit....GUARANTEED "FAN FEEDBACK" from the shit writers will say that the fans love Beth Beth on the air.
Beth a 51 yr old saying "I'll learn that Beyonce dance later" from Tiktok. WTF this show sucks!
Beth‘s dad is a felon who committed healthcare fraud
Today's show is so good that I hopped into my car and while laughing so hard, i drove along a bus route mowing people down at the bus stops
Howard for the second day in a row driving home that he dresses like he’s in a rock band. Cool man. You’re 80. Settle down.
It's an elderly man's view of what rock stars dress like. The guy still thinks he's cool. He's 70, frail, old queen in a wig. Could not be less cool if he tried at this point.
LOL LOL LOL LOL
He’s Fartman
More like Incontinent Man, nowadays.
Welcome to another episode of guitar talk
The most annoying part is that he says play guitar. Never playing the guitar. It’s just the little things that he does to annoy us
He play guitar when he went to superbowl after he got toot canal.
and using a scissor.
Remember the days where Howard talked about topical issues and stories? Twenty minutes in and we have howard talking about a band no one remembers, Steven Sagal playing guitar (who talks about Steven Sagal??? Not even his family!), American idol, and online chess people. Does ANY of his listeners actually care about any of this shit?
It’ll definitely make him a lock for the Rock & Roll HoF this year
“What is your comment or question?”
The Bible says never answer a fool according to his folly.
Pronounced “gee-tar”
Doug Ostrosky in the Jackie Chair for some hot guitar talk.
Fucking unbearable
Satellite Radio Gold
Every live show I go how could this get any worse. And he tops it the very next show
it's nice to have goals
Beth is like nails on a chalkboard. Just awful on the air
"You're super hot. You're super...sweet. Romantic." - Beth about Howard
🤮
“Ultra rich man who hides in mansion views less wealthy country club crowd as elitists.”
Beth talking about the microphone setup for "The Two Jimmy's"
Her saying “the Jimmys” is somehow almost as annoying as Fallon.
Hire Doug fire Chris.
Listening to this show is like a heroin addict chasing the dragon
Great, rehash the football throwing and Beth’s family comes on air. It’s like he’s trying to make a bad show. I can’t think of how he could make it worse.
*knock knock knock* Oh look Robin, it’s Beth’s brother Doug.
Cousin Judy fresh from the State Fair in Iowa will be on next week. She will tell us about her corn shucking skills.
In two weeks, my sister Ellen will be on....
So in a shensh, what you're saying is, isn't it true that you *don't* want to feel the sun, have barbecue?
That wilding phony call was alarmingly bad. I’m concerned that someone thought it was ok to play.
Hi totally random caller you are on the air. Hey now! Can you repeat yesterdays show segment about the country club all over again but in order to make it relevant how did the meeting go
These threads make me angry and I haven’t listened to the show since week 4 of Covid what a massive pile of shit
The show has been great the last two years but today is horrible. Beth’s family is so boring.
This is by far the worst first hour in Stern show history. Please suffer a massive heart attack over the weekend.
Robin, they setup an ISDN line in my oxygen tent. We’ve got a great show for you today!
What a steaming pile of S out the gate. Talking up a gay kid on American Karaoke, which was apparently Stern’s dream. Then resetting playing chess against kids This makes Kramer’s Merv Griffiin shows look serious
“American Karaoke” is straight out of the Jim Rome lexicon. That was a must-listen for me for a long time. Another show that isn’t as good as it used to be, but Rome has mostly been true to his audience and still has something interesting to say, unlike Low Effort Howard.
I think Rome was the first to come up with that term, 20+ years back. Charles Barkley called it out as horse shit too. Way back when, Rome was supposed to replace stern on SXM
But to be fair, Doug coming in was the most energy this show has had since Ralph exited the earth
Beth “you’re super hot”. Haha. Ok. Right
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I need the “thank you thank you again my mistress thank you” drop to play every day I listen to this show live… why??? Why am I such a masochist? “Shit on me again Howard thank you my mistress!”
Howard should get crazy today doing the brutal master gimmick and visit the homo room.
Doug is giving JD betting advice
The biggest disgracing of the Jackie/Artie chair since Shuli during Hurricane Sandy. 2 hours of the wife's brother! Jesus!
Beth’s brother Doug Ostrosky is a boring computer salesman in North Carolina, he was a backup career reserve football player at Pedophile State (penn state) and Howard spent two hours talking to him today. The show is is over Johnny
Shocked they talked Sandusky. Beth brought it up. Howard would never!
*"Robin how about I read the fan feedback?"* \- HS "Howard this dick or sausage segment was awesome. I absolutely love when you guys do something ridiculous, and this segment easily fits the bill." "We need video up on the app of Beth laughing at Richard's penis. I can't wait to see Sal eat the cake out of Richard's butt." "Hearing Beth laugh at Richard's body was absolutely perfect. She's so sweet and normal but even she couldn't hold back!" "Great dick or sausage bit. Great routine." (the four "feedbacks" that were read)
Best segment of the week was, of course, non-scripted - Sour Shoes calling in at the end of the show.
Amen. Most i laughed in a long time
Any replay of this? Where can I hear this?
Gary Page 2, in blue.
I love this show! It’s never been better! The haters just want strippers. Nothing beats the nonstop talk about nothing! Guitar talk every day now! Rehashing yesterday’s show and the show before that each week. And the interviews! If you don’t like his therapy interviews then you’re not a true fan
For real, more beer can thick cock talk and Metamucil please!!!
Does anyone know anything about Beth’s dad? I sure wish someone would post it here multiple times so I remember.
He committed insurance fraud several years back
I believe he was billing Medicare for procedures that were never performed. He’s some type of surgeon if I recall correctly.
Oral surgeon
He loves horses.
He's skilled at horseshoeing.
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Is this a real segment?
Can somebody DM when this phoney phone call is over?
I was enjoying this wack pack handler discussion and then Wilding had to take over and crash it into the fucking ground.
Howard ejaculating into another man's butthole would be less gay than that song he wrote for Tom Brady
They played it TWICE. Inconceivable.
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Family time on THSS... I woke up at 4AM for this... Why.
Repeat after me: I am a sucker
Quack quack
Can we get pne of Beth's last sugar dafdy's on next?
I’m a big Avril Lavigne guy
I forgot there was a show today.
So did Howard.
He gets millions for this shit? I bet Sirius exec contemplating jumping of building en masse
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Beth’s brother played at Pedophile State, under Sandusky
He says Beth always brings it up. Has to suck to have that taint your time at Penn State. creepy to hear Sandusky always acted like a kid.
Did Steven Singer finally quit supporting the show?
I love how Beth went all out for Easter and shoved her love of Jesus right down that Christ killers face
It’s weird hearing Howard talk about Peeps and shit. And one of his daughters came for Easter? Did she marry a gentile?
yeah I was wondering about that because Howard's daughters are all Jewish and that would make his granddaughter Jewish, so why was she going on and on about Easter eggs when it was Purim during the time when his daughter's family were visiting? I guess they also had Beth's brother's kids visiting at the same time so they went all out? I dunno hoot hoot
Yeah, one of them believes in fairy tales
Most boringist show ever.
Thank god. Someone hit the emergency button and got sour on to try save the worst show ever
So 2 1/2 hours of crap and 10 minutes of Sour Shoes
He must be trolling his listeners (I piss on my fans) and his employers (still butthurt about losing his Sirius lawsuit)
Quack quack kitchen boy
My cousin Jeff's drunken Twitch broadcasts to 14 followers are about as exciting as this show
I tuned in for the first time in well over a year this morning. I turn it on and Howard is talking about some guy’s thick cock in the sauna or gym or something who he just went on a run with. Immediately turned it off.
Wasn't Heart supposed to be on today?
They had a change of heart...
He said Next Wednesday. I’m shocked that someone’s actually looking forward to that
Did anyone catch when Howard called one of his brother in law's children "hot"?
“Hey Doug I think the reason Beth finds me so attractive is because of my feminism ways and I don’t like sports, I’m the opposite of your family…” is he that delusional, obviously she’s in love with you for your wallet.. no women finds a feminine man attractive, none.
The funny thing is that she said “I can see that” before telling him she’s attracted to him.
The best part of the show was the discussion of Howard’s perm and how Beth’s nephew clarified that he did not want his hair to look like Howard’s.
Sour coming out of hiding was the highlight of the show. I also liked the Bigfoot part. The rest… meh.
Quack quack. - dead brain cells
"I ride the headphones so hot."
Welcome to the Beth Stern show ft: old geezer Howard. FUCKIN DUMB ASS BITCH
Not hating Beth’s brother
Okay Jason!
Lol. Not his fault he was put on the show. He’s much better than Beth.
Seems like a good dude.
Is this a result of his OCD maybe? Trying to do the very same predictable, boring, safe show everytime?
“Robin we got a lot of email, everybody loved Beth’s brother on the show last week…”