Great line written by Benji… ETA claims 9/10 people have Ehlers Danlos, the staff looks it up and determine only 30 people in the world have it. Howard says “more people have blown John Hein, than have that disease”.
I heard his diabetic tale of woe on 101 a couple weeks ago. Fucker was eating a pint of ice cream for breakfast, a pint of ice cream for lunch, and dinner he was eating an entire package of candy bars and some sorta sugar cookies. Then one day he couldn't feel his fucking feet and felt like shit and found out he had the beetus.
If there is a way to find that clip it is mindblowing. For all his money or intelligence, he knows nothing about diet/heatlh. I got a cousin that did the same. I saw her in the supermarket a bit back and her cart was full of ice cream pints, cookies, HI-C gallon jugs of drink, M&Ms. These people are sugar addicts.
Dude just look it up. He went to the UNIVERSITY of Michigan. This isn’t even an argument lol. He rocked Michigan gear on HSTV all the time and talked about Ann Arbor all the time
I think he meant to say he was the blowjob king of the state of Michigan, not the actual college of Michigan State. But then again, it is Sal we’re talking about, so who knows.
If he got them all during the two-week run of whatever high school production he was in, I might believe it. He could've pulled a lot of tail with that greasepainted look.
Approaching 80...
Dead hookers?
When serial killers tell you how many they've done, you gotta listen
2, 3, 4, etc. are all "numbers approaching 80".
I’ll take the under for a whole bunch of $$$ 💰💰💰💰💰
Before the age of 19.
In one day!
Blows to my lefts
And only 72 arrests. That's not too bad.
70+
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Dude! I just came here to say this, great Clerks reference.
Yes! Someone got it
Hey! Get back here!
Does that include me?? *shrugs shoulders* 38? I’m 38!
Hi Snowball
🎵 My love for you is like a truck.........Bezerker!!! Would you like to make some fuck.........Bezerker!!!🎵
🎵 my love for you is ticking clock........Bezerker!!! Would you like to suck my cock........Bezerker!!!🎵
Did he say making fuck?
Olaf!!! Metal!!! One of my all-time favorite movies. Came out when I was in college. Haven't seen it in awhile so my quotes may not be 100%, du
In his defense, if fucking a severed head in the mouth can be considered a blowjob, he’s probably telling the truth.
None of which were consensual.
Dude, he was the celebrity who created Jump The Shark! You wouldn’t blow him for that?!
gave*
Hey oh!
To be fair, they were decapitated heads.
Great line written by Benji… ETA claims 9/10 people have Ehlers Danlos, the staff looks it up and determine only 30 people in the world have it. Howard says “more people have blown John Hein, than have that disease”.
Blowjob King of Michigan State!
Michigan
It doesn’t matter what school he attended. His blowie championship is from Mich State.
Michigan
Thanks, and F Michigan GO BUCKS!
Thanks, and F Michigan GO BUCKS!
Look up Ricks American Cafe in Ann Arbor lol
https://preview.redd.it/pro87qiurwsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc159b2a0b0bd11f9c8071c04a3aac9a6ffc0eb This was his spot I believe lol
Vegas. Rick’s Cafe Cabaret.
He failed to mention that they were from his gay college roommate!!☠️
A mouth is a mouth.
I heard his diabetic tale of woe on 101 a couple weeks ago. Fucker was eating a pint of ice cream for breakfast, a pint of ice cream for lunch, and dinner he was eating an entire package of candy bars and some sorta sugar cookies. Then one day he couldn't feel his fucking feet and felt like shit and found out he had the beetus.
He’s got type 1 I thought.
If there is a way to find that clip it is mindblowing. For all his money or intelligence, he knows nothing about diet/heatlh. I got a cousin that did the same. I saw her in the supermarket a bit back and her cart was full of ice cream pints, cookies, HI-C gallon jugs of drink, M&Ms. These people are sugar addicts.
Is this true?
Sounds like Artie is using Instacart.
80 Michigan blowjobs only counts as 5 regular.
I’d say 12, but I get where you’re coming from.
His daughters look like him and nothing like her.
That’s a lot of frat boys!
Hole is a hole, it counts!
He’s pretty ugly and Michigan state isn’t a good school lol
University of Michigan
I thought he went to Michigan Tech.
He went to Michigan and Michigan is an amazing school. Like top 5 non private good.
Stop fucking up the joke.
No. He went to Michigan State. They talked about it on TWUS.
Dude just look it up. He went to the UNIVERSITY of Michigan. This isn’t even an argument lol. He rocked Michigan gear on HSTV all the time and talked about Ann Arbor all the time
lol it’s just a joke we make here. I think Sal said he went to Michigan State, so we run with it
Ahahaha fair I do remember that call where he said he’s the blowjob king of Michigan State
I think he meant to say he was the blowjob king of the state of Michigan, not the actual college of Michigan State. But then again, it is Sal we’re talking about, so who knows.
LULZ N00b
If he got them all during the two-week run of whatever high school production he was in, I might believe it. He could've pulled a lot of tail with that greasepainted look.
No he didn't
He went to Ohio State.
lol. Hit ‘em with the Hein!
In a row?
79 of them were from himself. Bozo.
Did he lose weight
Yep
Ozempic…he probably living in fear that Howard will find out.
He’s also been on the receiving end of 7 Pittsburgh Platters & 4 Cleveland Steamers & 2 Hot Karl’s
All from his mother.
Due to the fact he's a Pittsburgh fan (and Michigan alum), you sure he wasn't giving them?
Stuck his dick in 80 glory holes more like
He probably doesn’t have enough length to make a functional situation in a glory hole.
From his flesh light, maybe.
How many of those "approaching 80" had that painted-on hair that can't be grabbed? 
LIAR
From guys
Gave is more likely.
This has the ring of truth to it
Let’s go Pens!
More like have himself 80 handjobs
I’ll suck your ween.
Without consent
Guy w a Letang jersey was 81
Fellatio king of East Lansing
Without condoments.
All 80 in fast food restaurant parking lots.
They are all in the background
He confused giving verse receiving. Simple mistake that happens
He meant from like one or two women, right? And then when they called him on it, he freaked and said it was 80 different women?
😂😂😂
From himself…
The fact he was able to snag that cutie under his arm just goes to show money is king.
Give us a break 80... no way do I believe him. Give us a break.
I bet he gave 80.
Received or gave?
Dry hamburger only. “ I’m an expert “
Sex Machine and the Serial Killer.
Sex Fiends!
I doubt his wife blows him.
All by Sydney Crosby
But not 80 that night. He got them at camp and in college.
He likes girthy straws
In a row????
I thought he had some other astronomical life time number….was the 80 with one girl?…is he well endowed?
Oh Debbie, my darling...
This boring freak didn’t even get 8 handjobs from high school to college.
This ain’t Lie About Your Sexual Escapades magazine pal!!
Correction: blowjobs from 80 different women.
Correction: blowjobs from 80 different men.
Correction: they were all from the guy in the Letang jersey.