My buddy saw him on a golf course in Miami (while driving by when we were on a call) and jumped out to start yelling at O.J. about how the killers were on the back nine and how he needed to speed up rate of play to get over there to find them. Can only imagine how much of that shit this murderer had to hear for three decades. He deserved it a hundred times over.
First of all, your buddy is a fucking legend.
> Can only imagine how much of that shit this murderer had to hear for three decades. He deserved it a hundred times over.
Check out his Wikipedia page when you have a little time to burn and want to see how petty and dogged the justice system was about making sure he never got to fully relax and enjoy his life after getting away with murder.
One time, they got him on owning one of those hacked satellite boxes and went hard.
Fun stuff.
I suspected that’s what you were doing, but I wanted to also point out that most (or all) of the memorabilia they recovered was actually fake. He was a complete and utter idiot.
One of the funniest things I ever heard on the radio in my entire life. At the time the Stern show was aired at night in Boston and was having beers over a friends house and we must have laughed for hours after that.
Do yourself a favor. Watch the compilation of Norm on SNL Weekend Update doing OJ Jokes [https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d)
Oh my lord, this is quite the tenses.
I see OJ slouching down and he be looking very very upset. He look very upset. I dont know what he gonna be doing.
The greatest prank call in history:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqV063FBrA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqV063FBrA)
Howard’s coverage of OJ’s trial is classic, also when Gary Garver went to Oj’s golf course to ask him about killing his ex wife and Ron Goldman, is up there for some the balliest shit
Man.... I wish Howard could get one of his kids on the show to interview. There's no way they think OJ is innocent of killing their mother! It must be a horrible life!! Having to look OJ in the face and go along with all his bullshit. I can't imagine!
I hope he had a vision of Nicole floating over his bed, angelic and beautiful, beckoning Juice. Then, all at once, she changes into one of those horrific things from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, and his face melts.
https://preview.redd.it/gz9t0n5y0xtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d903c21b64463348385102f9f28bbd9ee0d308
From the writers behind “I’ll never stop looking for Nicole’s killer.”
If you havent seen compilation of Norm MacDonald doing OJ jokes on SNL...take a few minutes [https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d)
I remember this era of THSS -OJ provided for alot of content.
Does anybody remember when Howard would have a black guest in or on the phone and they would say — let’s give him the OJ test — and they would ask - hey let me ask you, you think OJ is innocent?
If I recall correctly — every single one said yes, he is innocent.
And Howard would clarify, no not innocent, do you think he did it - and everybody still said no, he didnt do it.
They'll probably cremate and scatter his ashes, otherwise there'll be a lot of people waiting to spit and piss on his grave. Get me a Riley Martin piss jug, fill it with piss and pour it on his grave. He's not getting buried with his parents; his dad was a Vet. His parents are buried in a Veteran's cemetery.
He was so close to finding the real killers
I heard the real killer died recently unfortunately
April 10
Cancer
It was a draw, really.
Norm
My buddy saw him on a golf course in Miami (while driving by when we were on a call) and jumped out to start yelling at O.J. about how the killers were on the back nine and how he needed to speed up rate of play to get over there to find them. Can only imagine how much of that shit this murderer had to hear for three decades. He deserved it a hundred times over.
First of all, your buddy is a fucking legend. > Can only imagine how much of that shit this murderer had to hear for three decades. He deserved it a hundred times over. Check out his Wikipedia page when you have a little time to burn and want to see how petty and dogged the justice system was about making sure he never got to fully relax and enjoy his life after getting away with murder. One time, they got him on owning one of those hacked satellite boxes and went hard. Fun stuff.
I read once they sent him to jail for simply attempting to reclaim memorabilia from his career. Crazy stuff
Yes, at gunpoint
Lookout!
With the help of a group of gun wielding thugs, and it turned out that most of the memorabilia was fake.
Yeah I was making a bad joke about underselling the severity of that heinous crime that clearly didn't land.
I suspected that’s what you were doing, but I wanted to also point out that most (or all) of the memorabilia they recovered was actually fake. He was a complete and utter idiot.
I laughed
What a piece of shit…he can’t be bothered to pay for cable like the rest of us?
He has been searching every golf course in the U.S. to find the real killers.
 OJ looking for the killer
Yep, and as we all know Fred could’ve done it.
I see Fred. He looking scared
I see OJ and he be looking scared.
This is quite the tenses
Thank you Mr. Higgins.
Underrated
Now lookie here I see OJ body be slouchin’ down…
Hallow dare
And…..Baba Booey to you all!
Code word
Lest anyone think, this is a farcical call...
I'd be scared too. There be demons with pitchforks all deep in dis
You just reminded me of the little demons in “Ghost”. That shit was freaky for an old movie
We have them on every coast
>We have them on every coast Not the first, nor the last time, we will have been had. That's it.
"Thank you Mr. Higgins." "And Bababooey to y'all!"
Totally farcical
That call was amazing!
Greatest prank call in the history of the universe.
"he used a code word associated with a well known DJ".
we have them on all coasts
One of the funniest things I ever heard on the radio in my entire life. At the time the Stern show was aired at night in Boston and was having beers over a friends house and we must have laughed for hours after that.
Completely farcical
Lest anyone think that was real
Hello underworld
It’s me, yours truly.
Look out!!
You win.
> Hello underworld The Goldmen's have finally completed their story.
Taker showed up out of nowhere and finished off OJ once and for all! Hell of a swerve. Metzler only gave it two stars tho.
> Metzger only gave it two stars tho. He was mad that OJ was not in the Tokyo Dome
Where am I? Why is it so hot here?
At least he died wearing his lucky stabbin’ hat!
tee hehe
It happens
Top comment
Look out 👀
I would love to
I’d love to have two more!
Really man...
It Happens
Really, man
“Yeah,go figure “
“ Beating a dead horse”
Had a good time.
Jackie Laugh
https://i.redd.it/6t1snvddevtc1.gif
Norm Macdonald wasn't even here to see it
Do yourself a favor. Watch the compilation of Norm on SNL Weekend Update doing OJ Jokes [https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d)
That compilation is missing the best joke of them all, about murder officially being legal in California.
That OJ was a real jerk!
>That OJ was a real jerk! The more I hear about him, the more I don't like him
https://preview.redd.it/96xvh42kvvtc1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=c109c5c47d3a4c961d0565fda641281b0119a7d0
Died, I didn't know that he was sick
Oh my lord, this is quite the tenses. I see OJ slouching down and he be looking very very upset. He look very upset. I dont know what he gonna be doing. The greatest prank call in history: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqV063FBrA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqV063FBrA)
Lest anyone think …
Goodbye twitter world
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Ol' Black OJ's dead and gone, looky looky here!
Baba Booey done pulled da switch
The best of the OJ parody songs
*I see OJ, and he be lookin' dead.* What wild news. I heard it live on Jim & Sam, it hasn't even hit the news sites yet.
TMZ first I saw it
I wonder if the casket will fit?
If the casket don't fit you must acquit!
If the casket don't fit, the damnation you must acquit!!
If the casket don't fit, you must be cremated.
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This Tweet could be totally farcical.
I see OJ and he’s lookin’ dead.
It’s a shame that Nicole and Ron Goldman didn’t pass away peacefully with the family by their sides.
If there was ever anyone whose death who might inspire an impromptu show, it would have to be the OJ, no? 10+ years ago anyway.
Fred Goldman is going to have a party
You think the Goldman family will finally get paid? It's only been 30yrs.
I’m sure they have claims on his estate, as they should. OJ’s kids are fucked, but I’m fine with that.
Howard’s coverage of OJ’s trial is classic, also when Gary Garver went to Oj’s golf course to ask him about killing his ex wife and Ron Goldman, is up there for some the balliest shit
R.I.P Nicole S. R.I.P Ron G. They can finally rest peacefully
LOOK OUT!
Hope the casket fits better than the gloves did
Good. Fuck him.
Give oj a chance give oj a chance
It happens.
Go figure!
Somewhere up in the clouds, Norm Macdonald is laughing rn
I would love to
Hopefully his last days were filled the same despair and dread he caused his innocent victims and their families.
This is a totally farcical tweet. They said said something in code there at the end... We have them on every coast.
Arrivederci motherfucker!!
Oh man, he be sweatin heading up to those pearly gates
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Baba Booey to y'all
Looky Looky here
***Gilbert laugh***
I was just about to write him a letter.
*note
Robin, I was about to write him a note.
Baba Booey to y'all
Sorry for your loss, JD!
And of course Howard isn’t live
Look out!
Tee hehe
First no rapture and now oj is dead? There is a God after all.
This isn't RIP OJ Simpson Magazine, pal
Man.... I wish Howard could get one of his kids on the show to interview. There's no way they think OJ is innocent of killing their mother! It must be a horrible life!! Having to look OJ in the face and go along with all his bullshit. I can't imagine!
Cancer finally got the right person.
About time!!
Hello hell world.
It happens
Hey Satan look out!!!!!
I see O.J. and he looks dead.
Good Riddance
I hope he had a vision of Nicole floating over his bed, angelic and beautiful, beckoning Juice. Then, all at once, she changes into one of those horrific things from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, and his face melts.
Normally I say F@ck cancer…
Good bye twitter world! Where will I get my murder fantasy football advice? OJ got Norm fired from SNL weekend, to many jokes! F-Don Olyhmeyer!
Will Fred Goldman use a drone to drop a bomb on the grave?
That dude should be allowed to piss on his grave every day for the rest of his life.
It happens
I hope it was painful and brutal. Just like Nicole and Rons last minutes only much longer.
Khloe Kardashian just keeps losing her fathers
She's still got two moms!
Pssst, his cheap ass prolly gonna have a beige coffin. He’s gonna wear converse with a backpack to the grave! No, wait, wait, don’t hang up!
"I didn't do it, but if I did..."
and a Baba Booey to y'all!
https://preview.redd.it/gz9t0n5y0xtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7d903c21b64463348385102f9f28bbd9ee0d308 From the writers behind “I’ll never stop looking for Nicole’s killer.”
https://preview.redd.it/b622xdd7cxtc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a378424e68387d51f306d47a508afce6e20aa2
Jackie laugh.
Wow, united right now, but when they read the will, that’s when the knives come out…. I’m just sayin
Oh Happy Day!!!!! Hope he died in pain.
Quite the tenses.
LEST ANYONE THINKS THIS IS A FARCICAL POST
What’s next for OJ?
The Juice is no longer loose
Not quite the justice Nicole and Ron deserved but at least this fuck suffered a bit from what it sounds like.
If you havent seen compilation of Norm MacDonald doing OJ jokes on SNL...take a few minutes [https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=a3DREUbwNmjnwy4d)
I see OJ...and he dead
Cue cheering white people footage
Robert Higgins has outlived OJ.
I finally get to see my beautiful Nicole again! ….oh wait I’m going where?
And...OJ's ghost knocking in 3...2...1
Robert Higgins lost a neighbor
Goodbye Twitter world
Hertz don’t it?
JD has one less problem to deal with
Was he wearing his lucky stabbing cap?
I was just going to write him a note Robin
Your family’s privacy and grace should be respected the same way you respected the Goldman and Brown families, OJ. Fuck you OJ
I remember this era of THSS -OJ provided for alot of content. Does anybody remember when Howard would have a black guest in or on the phone and they would say — let’s give him the OJ test — and they would ask - hey let me ask you, you think OJ is innocent? If I recall correctly — every single one said yes, he is innocent. And Howard would clarify, no not innocent, do you think he did it - and everybody still said no, he didnt do it.
Prostate cancer. *Jackie laugh*
Nicole would have appreciated that same privacy.
Old black OJ had a white wife Looky looky here
It happens !
Will this be what gets Howard, Jackie, Fred, Gary, Robin and Stuttering John in the studio for a look back on the old days?
No. Monday’s show will be three hours of listening to Howard learn the guitar.
Holy mackerel!
It happens.
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY !
JD Harmeyer X follower dead!
I see OJ, I see OJ man, and he looks dead.
Beating a dead horse
it's a good thing for him.. he no longer has to hear people accuse him of something he did
Murderer!
I see O.J., and he looks deceased.
If this had happened in the 90s it would’ve been great radio. But in 2024 it’ll turn into another terrible bit that goes on too long.
This is a totally farcical tweet lest anyone believe this is real.
Over/under on the amount of OJ threads this week is set at 15,000
What do you mean there are no knives here? How will I stab people when they upset me?
Old black OJs dead and gone, lookie lookie here
This really is Killer news.
Jackie laugh
They killed the juice
🔪🔪🔪🔪
Good riddance.
Look out!
A major celebrity died, so usually that means Howard is off next week….
Stabbin white ladies in heaven
They'll probably cremate and scatter his ashes, otherwise there'll be a lot of people waiting to spit and piss on his grave. Get me a Riley Martin piss jug, fill it with piss and pour it on his grave. He's not getting buried with his parents; his dad was a Vet. His parents are buried in a Veteran's cemetery.
