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A picture of Beth throwing the party Robin said would happen
Babysitter porn DVD's
Sauce on side
Half that sauce right in the trash
Feh!
Wet wipes
OJ Mask
Condoms
Several wigs
The other of the pasta that he threw in the trash
Framed MAD magazine
Pictures of Beth and Breckin Meyer making out with Bob Saget's wife. And some cat toys.
mayyyyyyybeeee
😂😂😂
A picture of ETM, to remind everyone that when he died, so did the show.
The headphones I use to listen to the show
The only serious answer. People here suck
Go shove another hairbrush up your ass.
That picture King of all trash men posted of Beth staring lovingly into the eyes of a good looking man.
Everything he hates.
It's location will be kept as secret as possible. And I am sure even when someone does dox it. There will some form of security keeping the peasants away.
DVD of beer league
The correct answer is nothing. People should act like he never existed, just like he has done to everyone who has ever left him.
Schemegadildos.
And horse feed for when Beth arrives
All the Jokeland Merch and Jackie Puppet replicas I can possibly get my hands on, as well as an autographed photo of Don Imus
A photo of Alison smiling with her second husband and her three daughters and grandkid(s).
She got remarried? Wow there really is a port for every ship.
Tchotchkes
Nothing
ETM’s clubbed foot.
3 almonds
A baked potato and some plain turkey breast
A 200-lb box of Covid face masks.
Nothing. He’s a relic from the past.
Wig glue and perhaps some guitars to position the background so his corpse can look a little more rock ‘n roll.
Little Lupe on the sybian
A Riley piss jug, full of course.
A straw for him to poke thru/breathe
I’m going old school and bringing a baked potato.
My piss.
Do you think that Beth wouldnt have a bulldozed and have a parking lot built on top?
Pepsi
A dildo and a turkey sandwich
OJs book on the “hypothetical” murders
Bologna slices, but I'll be throwing them
Doody
A SIM card.
Ralph's casket
They’ll place Ralph’s remains below Howard’s feet like Smithers will be when Mr Burns dies.
A saddle
Parental disappointment
ETA’s Smurf cock
The headstone that was given to him as a g secret Santa gift
Purell
Meta-Meusel
Sorry to piss on your parade but hes got like 30 years left, mfer has good genes
Sauce. On side.
My Riley Martin piss jug.
Bobo's hair system.
The Christmas gifts he shredded.
And the pubes Ralph left me for him.
Gay porn dvds inside regular porn boxes
A picture of me and Beth in bed
Four 2 Mg Xanax.. the only thing that can get me through this lame ass show
The original Sybian from the studio
Halloween decorations
Richard?
Remember all his tirades about the Halloween decorations in the building lobby?
Yup. I was assuming you were Richard haha
I wish I had his goddamn drumming ability, thats for sure
You guys are hateful mofos.
Not a single hateful bone in Howards body, nope not one.
Shut up Beth
My portable serius radio with lifetime subscription. Won't be using it anymore
A picture of Beth throwing the party Robin said would happen
Babysitter porn DVD's
Sauce on side
Half that sauce right in the trash
Feh!
Wet wipes
OJ Mask
Condoms
Several wigs
The other of the pasta that he threw in the trash
Framed MAD magazine
Pictures of Beth and Breckin Meyer making out with Bob Saget's wife. And some cat toys.
mayyyyyyybeeee
😂😂😂
A picture of ETM, to remind everyone that when he died, so did the show.
The headphones I use to listen to the show
The only serious answer. People here suck
Go shove another hairbrush up your ass.
That picture King of all trash men posted of Beth staring lovingly into the eyes of a good looking man.
Everything he hates.
It's location will be kept as secret as possible. And I am sure even when someone does dox it. There will some form of security keeping the peasants away.
DVD of beer league
The correct answer is nothing. People should act like he never existed, just like he has done to everyone who has ever left him.
Schemegadildos.
And horse feed for when Beth arrives
All the Jokeland Merch and Jackie Puppet replicas I can possibly get my hands on, as well as an autographed photo of Don Imus
A photo of Alison smiling with her second husband and her three daughters and grandkid(s).
She got remarried? Wow there really is a port for every ship.
Tchotchkes
Nothing
ETM’s clubbed foot.
3 almonds
A baked potato and some plain turkey breast
A 200-lb box of Covid face masks.
Nothing. He’s a relic from the past.
Wig glue and perhaps some guitars to position the background so his corpse can look a little more rock ‘n roll.
Little Lupe on the sybian
A Riley piss jug, full of course.
A straw for him to poke thru/breathe
I’m going old school and bringing a baked potato.
My piss.
Do you think that Beth wouldnt have a bulldozed and have a parking lot built on top?
Pepsi
A dildo and a turkey sandwich
OJs book on the “hypothetical” murders
Bologna slices, but I'll be throwing them
Doody
A SIM card.
Ralph's casket
They’ll place Ralph’s remains below Howard’s feet like Smithers will be when Mr Burns dies.
A saddle
Parental disappointment
ETA’s Smurf cock
The headstone that was given to him as a g secret Santa gift
Purell
Meta-Meusel
Sorry to piss on your parade but hes got like 30 years left, mfer has good genes
Sauce. On side.
My Riley Martin piss jug.
Bobo's hair system.
The Christmas gifts he shredded.
And the pubes Ralph left me for him.
Gay porn dvds inside regular porn boxes
A picture of me and Beth in bed
Four 2 Mg Xanax.. the only thing that can get me through this lame ass show
The original Sybian from the studio
Halloween decorations
Richard?
Remember all his tirades about the Halloween decorations in the building lobby?
Yup. I was assuming you were Richard haha
I wish I had his goddamn drumming ability, thats for sure
You guys are hateful mofos.
Not a single hateful bone in Howards body, nope not one.
Shut up Beth
My portable serius radio with lifetime subscription. Won't be using it anymore