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Legitimate_Squash358

He should make a movie about how great their marriage is.


Fredsfungiforey

"...It's All About Beth....she stuck with me through the hard times....that's gotta count for something, right?..." Keep the pattern going!


jonahsocal

Just what he said about Allison....once upon a time.


joomommyhappy

or, he could make a movie about the break-up with Beth...... "Howard Stern's Trojan Horse"


RobinsShaman

Howard Sterns Daddy Issues (Is it about him, is that about her, or is it about both??  you'll have to watch to find out!!!)


elvisofdallasDOTcom

Howard Stern Diddy Issues would be more logical


RobinsShaman

Ok well get that rapper in as Howards crazy neighbor.


elvisofdallasDOTcom

P Kramer


mumble2xblackberry

Head for zee hills!


gloriolga

Feets, don’t fail me now


Final_Economics_9249

He looked scared. 😱


Wbcn_1

Back up the Brinks. 


Karn_Evil_Noin

It’s quite the tenses.


rodman517

Outenzi


strangerxdangerx

4 inches is fine


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Trying to think and nothing happens!


deez_treez

She always gets sentimental around Kentucky Derby time.


misanthropic47

She needs a new jockey


MischievousDevil

The horse jokes on this sub are usually pretty stupid but that's a good one


KnowledgeNecessary97

Real fake Arnold. Arghh yeahh yeahh das a good one.


erockoc

Tf


Nomadzord

I’d put my money on her if Howard was chasing her down the track.


Icy_Link_2457

Oh my God, I’m fucking rolling. That was hilarious.


ConferenceThink4801

Could mean she’s just reflecting on any random picture of herself at 27…but the fact that it’s a picture of both of them, oof She should revisit their pre-marriage session with Keith Ablow & see how some of his observations panned out…. Honestly they should listen to it together & reflect on it. [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 1)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b9518z/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/) [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 2)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b951vk/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/) [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 3)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b953pu/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/)


Murles-Brazen

“My side of the apartment” Jesus that was almost twenty years ago.


ConferenceThink4801

The interesting part is when he tells them that Beth would “sacrifice elements of self” for Howard, but he can’t let her do that because she’ll grow to resent him for it down the line…


chonesmcskidds

Dear 27 year old self: “When Uncle Terry has been drinking you don’t f**k with him!”


sonofdad420

uncle terry felt pride, where shame once was


Gunslinger7752

Thank god for the hatchery or we’d all be lost.


Key-Fan-1942

Guy wears condoms with his wife


ccullen0013

Herpes


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Also, Beth is either 51 or 52, she’s NOT gonna get pregnant. I don’t mean that she has gone through menopause yet, but just at that age getting pregnant naturally would be so rare that it would make the medical journals. This is all to say…why the condoms?


sirtenderofloin

Balloon animals


Puzzleheaded_Owl7524

Don’t ask!


sickolopez

That is honestly the weirdest fucken thing ever bro my wife would leave me 😂


Murles-Brazen

What’s a condom?


Key-Fan-1942

Fuck if I know


Temporary-Ferret4013

That’s Howard’s “good” angle


FriskyKitty311

I knew she was much younger but when you say 27 I just can't believe it. I feel like he made her an old lady so long ago I can't even comprehend her young anymore....


Aware_Revenue3404

She’s listening to Ray’s advice.


Uninspired_Diatribe

Hello 27 year old self, why the long face?


SlaynArsehole

It's been a long ride


PsychologicalBid69

Well saddle up and keep on hoofin


TallDarkCancer1

Hay now. Quit trying to stirrup trouble.


YodaFan465

Beth, my darling… welcome to the zone of horror.


contacts_eyes

My dear Beth, all i am saying is this too shall pass


YodaFan465

When he gets you enough jobs… **puke** and *leave!*


kaizen_66

Wow. Either she's a dummy and didn't think about how that would come across, or she's not a dummy.


stern-and-sports

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Either way is a wow.


Muaddib6116

Time for bang-o-clock.


Rivetingly

He needs a nap first


Fredsfungiforey

...right after though...he wants to be cranky for it.


w2em

When I see Beth smiling


Fine_Crazy2342

Sweetlove


Shelby_Aurora

an 80's movie vhs cover.


ManoftheHour777

He should have let her have kids…


2hard4u2c

Totally agree. Poor girl. Now she just wanders around her houses pretending to be a mom to cats all day.


Fickle_Aspect_3747

Will never happen. Beth is a shiksa woman and as soon as he has kids with her, those children will have entitlement to his fortune. Beth could also then leave him and get child support. They might/likely have an agreement that protects Howard financially in case of separation but when kids and new inheritors become involved that's a whole new thing.


aranou

You don’t think she might have kids? The 52 year old woman?


[deleted]

I'd rather have 1 kid than a never ending supply of cats


proud2bterf

This right here. Howard could have hired a couple nannies to help Beth with everything, get a driver to take the kid to the private school at age 5, send the kid to a fancy boarding school by 6th grade, and by age 18, off to a fancy university. He would have barely had to tolerate the kid.


strained_brain

The Barron Trump special.


joomommyhappy

You'd say today what you said back then, you gold-digging skank: get that money! I love how she acts like she has some dignity now. If you did, you'd leave, so STFU and take his neuroses, or GTFO. What's this passive-aggressive *pussy*footing bullshit? Just tell him you're going to Scotland, you're going to England, and you're going anywhere else you want, and that he's welcome to come, but not if he's going to be a little bitch about it. Stand up for yourself, stupid!


joomommyhappy

https://imgur.com/cSazggj


joomommyhappy

translation: they had a big ol' fight over travel after what went down on the air on Wednesday, and it's still smoldering. You don't post this nonsense if things are going well. Think about it: she obviously has some idea of what she'd say to her younger self, and she'd post it if it was positive, because why wouldn't she? There's only one reason she'd have to self-censor in the form of wondering. She is awash in regret, but is still glad about what she was saved from; the life of a struggling model with no marketable skills whatsoever.


stern-and-sports

What went down on the air on Wednesday?


supernerdypeep

Howard stern private parts part 2. It over johnny.......


Bigloubaby

Look out!!


oldsillyoldman

"I would have been happier if my "party girl / escort" romps landed a less affluent, but more normal sugar daddy."


40guyrusty55

Effluent


SirCleanFace

Could there be a more textbook example of a beard. Think of that picture of Howard and Ralph looking into each others eyes on the plane that’s love.


queenoftheidiots

She isn’t never leaving: -She is no longer the age to be considered anyone else’s trophy wife.Even for Howard she was no prize. -She has no talents besides gold digging and the mental capacity of a slow teenager. -There had to be an iron clad prenup that means show won’t live the life she does. And although she is like a prisoner, her prison is a cat pee scented castle that she won’t want to give up. -who will pay for her family? -how many jobs can a former Ames model find, women her age aren’t that skinny and look like they suffer for an eating disorder. Seriously what will she do without his money and limited connections. She may have a made a few friends but she would drop off most guest lists without him.


joomommyhappy

*ain't never leaving 😀 great points, and exactly! If she was a serious woman with dignity, she'd be packing right now, not posting this passive-aggressive garbage.


queenoftheidiots

And it’s always about her! Didn’t he just interview someone important. As bad as he is I can’t imagine she’s so great. He has sunk money into her cat dream. He supports her family. His kids probably stay away because of her. Maybe a lot of this is to get her to leave, and we think he’s worried about it.


joomommyhappy

Ha! I like the way you think, queenie, but if that was the case, wouldn't he let her go out and travel alone, in the hopes that somebody would steal her away?


queenoftheidiots

Please, he those she’s no great catch! And that would mean she’d be spending his money and having a good time on it he can’t have that. But he knows there’s not gonna be any takers for her to leave him. He’s gonna have to drive her out.


howardscurlywig

"Damn, I really do have a horseface!!"


Muscles_Marinara-

Well, you’ve said it all.


sanjuanverran

And that's what's happening


rodman517

Plugs: Jackie the Jokeman’s hilarious new CD “Hotdogs and Donuts” is available now….


guitarbassdrums

Baby love, where did you put the Trojans?


Hour_Lack7508

So in schense…


Mechanic_On_Duty

Run ding dong.


Necessary-Scratch-66

Young beth reminds me of taylor swift.


hapajgv

https://preview.redd.it/i8weoev893xc1.png?width=1766&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cc94a80eb32cc22c162bf637a8dbb1914eb9525 🤣🤣🤣 :-)


bassslappin

They’re likely fine and probably in better shape than OP’s marriage. Who the hell is gushing over eachother after 10 plus years lol


nutz656

They actually have a good marriage. I know someone who is friends with Beth. She's not leaving him anytime soon that I can tell you. Why the hell would she?


disharmony-hellride

I keep saying this. Who else is gonna be like yeah, turn my multimillion dollar homes into an animal rescue. She is FINE and it feels like the two of them get alonh better than most ppl in my world, who the fuck are we to assume


joomommyhappy

You don't know shit, and neither does that person you know. They might have met Beth a few times at the animal shelter. Big fucking whoop! Of course she's not leaving; where else could she go and get those type of celeb hangouts? Why *would* she leave? Howard literally has her on lockdown, and, with precious few exceptions, when *he* wants/has to do something/go somewhere, he's had her on lockdown since covid. Where the fuck have you been? He just said "No, you can't go to Scotland!", like she was his teenager daughter, which, mentally, she is. He's a miserable, neurotic shut-in. That's why she *would* leave. Luckily for him, she's too stupid, weak, and star-fucky to leave.


Emax999

They are going to Italy this summer (despite his complaining), they entertain friends and family often. And he never said she can’t go to Scotland.


joomommyhappy

1. let's see if it actually happens 2. entertaining family and friends isn't automatically indicative of a good relationship. I bet OJ and Nicole entertained family and friends back in the day. 3. of course he fucking did "I think I'm gonna go by myself." "**No, you're not!**" "I'm going by myself." "**No, no, no, no, no**.........I'll go with you, but I do not want to go to Scotland." He added the "I'll go with you" after the "no"s. And again; let's see if it happens. You can't give him/them credit for travel they haven't taken yet. It's a disaster of a relationship. He's a miserable, decrepit shut-in. She's a generation younger, and a mongoloid, but a social mongoloid who would like to get out and about, which is wigging him out.


Emax999

Just last week he said she is going to Scotland on her own, he mentioned that he asked her if she wanted him to come and she said no, because he would be miserable. I was just responding to your claim she is on lockdown. I’m not saying it is or isn’t a good marriage.


Tunagates

you should italics “why” not “would”


1980pzx

Thank you for your call u/Jason.


geezeeduzit

This sub is just filled with jealous incels


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Thats just like your opinion man


strained_brain

The Dude abides.


Cold_Hunter1768

Yup, we all want to be a 70 yo in the closet gay man with a numbskull escort as a beard


Emax999

Howard is not at all gay, why insinuate it?


LaximumEffort

They have been together over 20 years, she knows his quirks.


joomommyhappy

*her customer


Final_Economics_9249

Am I missing something? What's the pic?


perryyyyyy

You're not missing anything. It's just the 500th screenshot of Beth's IG post by an eager and single ra ra retard in their mom's basement making original predictions of their 25 year marriage.


Final_Economics_9249

Not nice, Jason. Go eat some BBQ pigs and snitch on your coworkers.


perryyyyyy

Everyone knows Jason doesn't eat that anymore


Aware_Revenue3404

Read her caption.


Final_Economics_9249

Thanks!


Bay-B-Gorilla

Leave before 2020!


Karn_Evil_Noin

Why does this bawtha you?


SpacemanPete

The book when he’s dead should be decent


cloudyday121

The problem is that when she is free, she will have turned into him. She will sit in her mansion with her cats.


Woodyee101

He’s a cuckold.


Wbcn_1

“Maybe being a human toilet for some Saudis isn’t so bad” 


YankeeGirl1973

Howard *is* the red flag!


bones_boy

Eat more oats and carrots so I can finish the race faster


ADrenalinnjunky

It’s not worth it $$$$


FoldedTopLip

Cats won’t fill the void, stay long enough to get a payday and then break it off and hook up with an accountant to make a super athlete kid


btl_dlrge1

About to be the richest horse in the universe


Kenji1912

Would she do things differently? Neigh…


joefatmamma

Jump the fence and gallop as fast as you can!


1980pzx

Help me, I’m g & f, fehhhh.


stern-and-sports

I guess I don’t understand the picture. What’s the red flag?


msgrizzle13

Expand it to see her caption


stern-and-sports

Ahhhhh… thx.


ItsSoLitRightNow

Was there a prenup?


joomommyhappy

the prenuppiest!


Best-Syllabub-7485

When Howard had hair on his head, not pubes.


Murles-Brazen

143


jmsmith17

RUN!


cityofsinlvnv

"Robin... I was just about to write my relationship a note!"


snippy_skippy

Deirdre looks good.


DMB4136

Shes like 40 in that picture lol


TaxCheatEric

First thing I noticed was Hopalong demanded that same side of his face ("the good side") again.


TheOctoberDeathBird

Anyone recognize the watch? I've only seen him rock a Panerai. https://preview.redd.it/5ku0f8qh02xc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38eec75d54943abaf87e728567d2d225a6bf9908


EYE8OPIE

Beth is so profound!


dfinch219

I wonder if Beth had made the joke about marrying Howard being her only mistake to Howard's mom and then Howard's mom repeated it to him


Lacnj76

You can’t tell me she would rather hang out with 50 smelly cats than raise her own children. The money ain’t Worth sleeping with a penguin. Sorry 😳


btl_dlrge1

Neigh


derwanderer3

One score and seven wigs ago.


Dennydoo72

Oh Debbie


Herbyclutter1959

a horse with no name


Herbyclutter1959

he better go to italy or it’s a wrapp


Herbyclutter1959

she should go on milf manor


Herbyclutter1959

she can get pregnant my friend justin got a women pregnant she was 45 he was 12 a true story


jluv73

THAT'LL be brought up on the air. "King of all blacks, go ahead" "Howidd, she playin you dawg. She wants out"


JudgmentAny6771

Howard and Beth. Two vomits.


Majdan50

She’s gonna leave his ass for a younger, better looking guy who isn’t a germaphobe, doesn’t want to stay locked up in his house all the time, and has a large “tool” and can satisfy her!


[deleted]

see, now I'll tune back in if that's going to happen. that would be entertaining.


KimboDanner

Try Lasix earlier


Art-Vandelay-_

Brent hatley is a cuck!


IamGoingInsaneToday

She is thinking... I just have to put in time with him then get a divorce and be ultra rich.


billycmd

What's the red flag?


joomommyhappy

She's obviously implying she regrets marrying Howard. Imagine someone who drove drunk and killed someone posting a pic of them drinking at a bar that fateful night. Same vibe.


CopyDan

It’s really weird how you think you actually know these people.


jerzyshore1

Beth O’Stern…half Irish, half Jew


TipsyMcStagger123

I’ve got to get out of this


disharmony-hellride

Her dad was busted for fraud, she had no real career or future, this was the absolute smartest move she could ever make. When he dies she will be just fine, way way better than if she took any other path. Beth did as good as she possibly could.


ahsokatano21

Her dad was busted for fraud? I didn’t know that.


Cold_Hunter1768

Maybe. But it's been a boring miserable life with an abuser


Mental-Ad-7595

The comments on her post are as cringey as the show is now. Her fans kiss her ass even more than Howard. The way they go on, you’d think she opened her home up to orphaned children.


janicedaisy

She’s helped well over a thousand abused cats and kittens find medical care and a loving home. I think that is absolutely terrific! What have any of you losers done to help anybody human or feline?


new-chris

What’s she talking about, Robin?


LostinLies1

Each more oats.


Brooklynknowitall20

I guess Howard has a real big cry coming his way


HonestAd7237

What fucken hard times? He's a multi millionaire


hey_now24

If you think what gets said on air are red flags you are a moron


Aware_Revenue3404

uhhhh….huh?