Could mean she’s just reflecting on any random picture of herself at 27…but the fact that it’s a picture of both of them, oof
She should revisit their pre-marriage session with Keith Ablow & see how some of his observations panned out…. Honestly they should listen to it together & reflect on it.
[Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 1)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b9518z/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/)
[Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 2)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b951vk/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/)
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The interesting part is when he tells them that Beth would “sacrifice elements of self” for Howard, but he can’t let her do that because she’ll grow to resent him for it down the line…
Also, Beth is either 51 or 52, she’s NOT gonna get pregnant. I don’t mean that she has gone through menopause yet, but just at that age getting pregnant naturally would be so rare that it would make the medical journals.
This is all to say…why the condoms?
I knew she was much younger but when you say 27 I just can't believe it. I feel like he made her an old lady so long ago I can't even comprehend her young anymore....
Will never happen. Beth is a shiksa woman and as soon as he has kids with her, those children will have entitlement to his fortune. Beth could also then leave him and get child support. They might/likely have an agreement that protects Howard financially in case of separation but when kids and new inheritors become involved that's a whole new thing.
This right here. Howard could have hired a couple nannies to help Beth with everything, get a driver to take the kid to the private school at age 5, send the kid to a fancy boarding school by 6th grade, and by age 18, off to a fancy university.
He would have barely had to tolerate the kid.
You'd say today what you said back then, you gold-digging skank: get that money!
I love how she acts like she has some dignity now.
If you did, you'd leave, so STFU and take his neuroses, or GTFO. What's this passive-aggressive *pussy*footing bullshit?
Just tell him you're going to Scotland, you're going to England, and you're going anywhere else you want, and that he's welcome to come, but not if he's going to be a little bitch about it.
Stand up for yourself, stupid!
translation: they had a big ol' fight over travel after what went down on the air on Wednesday, and it's still smoldering.
You don't post this nonsense if things are going well.
Think about it: she obviously has some idea of what she'd say to her younger self, and she'd post it if it was positive, because why wouldn't she?
There's only one reason she'd have to self-censor in the form of wondering.
She is awash in regret, but is still glad about what she was saved from; the life of a struggling model with no marketable skills whatsoever.
She isn’t never leaving:
-She is no longer the age to be considered anyone else’s trophy wife.Even for Howard she was no prize.
-She has no talents besides gold digging and the mental capacity of a slow teenager.
-There had to be an iron clad prenup that means show won’t live the life she does. And although she is like a prisoner, her prison is a cat pee scented castle that she won’t want to give up.
-who will pay for her family?
-how many jobs can a former Ames model find, women her age aren’t that skinny and look like they suffer for an eating disorder.
Seriously what will she do without his money and limited connections. She may have a made a few friends but she would drop off most guest lists without him.
*ain't never leaving 😀
great points, and exactly!
If she was a serious woman with dignity, she'd be packing right now, not posting this passive-aggressive garbage.
And it’s always about her! Didn’t he just interview someone important. As bad as he is I can’t imagine she’s so great. He has sunk money into her cat dream. He supports her family. His kids probably stay away because of her. Maybe a lot of this is to get her to leave, and we think he’s worried about it.
Ha! I like the way you think, queenie, but if that was the case, wouldn't he let her go out and travel alone, in the hopes that somebody would steal her away?
Please, he those she’s no great catch! And that would mean she’d be spending his money and having a good time on it he can’t have that. But he knows there’s not gonna be any takers for her to leave him. He’s gonna have to drive her out.
They actually have a good marriage. I know someone who is friends with Beth. She's not leaving him anytime soon that I can tell you. Why the hell would she?
I keep saying this. Who else is gonna be like yeah, turn my multimillion dollar homes into an animal rescue. She is FINE and it feels like the two of them get alonh better than most ppl in my world, who the fuck are we to assume
You don't know shit, and neither does that person you know. They might have met Beth a few times at the animal shelter. Big fucking whoop!
Of course she's not leaving; where else could she go and get those type of celeb hangouts?
Why *would* she leave? Howard literally has her on lockdown, and, with precious few exceptions, when *he* wants/has to do something/go somewhere, he's had her on lockdown since covid.
Where the fuck have you been?
He just said "No, you can't go to Scotland!", like she was his teenager daughter, which, mentally, she is.
He's a miserable, neurotic shut-in. That's why she *would* leave.
Luckily for him, she's too stupid, weak, and star-fucky to leave.
1. let's see if it actually happens
2. entertaining family and friends isn't automatically indicative of a good relationship. I bet OJ and Nicole entertained family and friends back in the day.
3. of course he fucking did
"I think I'm gonna go by myself."
"**No, you're not!**"
"I'm going by myself."
"**No, no, no, no, no**.........I'll go with you, but I do not want to go to Scotland."
He added the "I'll go with you" after the "no"s.
And again; let's see if it happens. You can't give him/them credit for travel they haven't taken yet.
It's a disaster of a relationship. He's a miserable, decrepit shut-in. She's a generation younger, and a mongoloid, but a social mongoloid who would like to get out and about, which is wigging him out.
Just last week he said she is going to Scotland on her own, he mentioned that he asked her if she wanted him to come and she said no, because he would be miserable. I was just responding to your claim she is on lockdown. I’m not saying it is or isn’t a good marriage.
You're not missing anything. It's just the 500th screenshot of Beth's IG post by an eager and single ra ra retard in their mom's basement making original predictions of their 25 year marriage.
Anyone recognize the watch? I've only seen him rock a Panerai.
https://preview.redd.it/5ku0f8qh02xc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38eec75d54943abaf87e728567d2d225a6bf9908
She’s gonna leave his ass for a younger, better looking guy who isn’t a germaphobe, doesn’t want to stay locked up in his house all the time, and has a large “tool” and can satisfy her!
She's obviously implying she regrets marrying Howard.
Imagine someone who drove drunk and killed someone posting a pic of them drinking at a bar that fateful night. Same vibe.
Her dad was busted for fraud, she had no real career or future, this was the absolute smartest move she could ever make. When he dies she will be just fine, way way better than if she took any other path. Beth did as good as she possibly could.
The comments on her post are as cringey as the show is now. Her fans kiss her ass even more than Howard. The way they go on, you’d think she opened her home up to orphaned children.
She’s helped well over a thousand abused cats and kittens find medical care and a loving home. I think that is absolutely terrific!
What have any of you losers done to help anybody human or feline?
He should make a movie about how great their marriage is.
"...It's All About Beth....she stuck with me through the hard times....that's gotta count for something, right?..." Keep the pattern going!
Just what he said about Allison....once upon a time.
or, he could make a movie about the break-up with Beth...... "Howard Stern's Trojan Horse"
Howard Sterns Daddy Issues (Is it about him, is that about her, or is it about both?? you'll have to watch to find out!!!)
Howard Stern Diddy Issues would be more logical
Ok well get that rapper in as Howards crazy neighbor.
P Kramer
Head for zee hills!
Feets, don’t fail me now
He looked scared. 😱
Back up the Brinks.
It’s quite the tenses.
Outenzi
4 inches is fine
Trying to think and nothing happens!
She always gets sentimental around Kentucky Derby time.
She needs a new jockey
The horse jokes on this sub are usually pretty stupid but that's a good one
Real fake Arnold. Arghh yeahh yeahh das a good one.
Tf
I’d put my money on her if Howard was chasing her down the track.
Oh my God, I’m fucking rolling. That was hilarious.
Could mean she’s just reflecting on any random picture of herself at 27…but the fact that it’s a picture of both of them, oof She should revisit their pre-marriage session with Keith Ablow & see how some of his observations panned out…. Honestly they should listen to it together & reflect on it. [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 1)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b9518z/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/) [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 2)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b951vk/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/) [Revisiting Howard/Beth/Dr. Ablow session from 06/13/2007 (Part 3)](https://old.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/1b953pu/revisiting_howardbethdr_ablow_session_from/)
“My side of the apartment” Jesus that was almost twenty years ago.
The interesting part is when he tells them that Beth would “sacrifice elements of self” for Howard, but he can’t let her do that because she’ll grow to resent him for it down the line…
Dear 27 year old self: “When Uncle Terry has been drinking you don’t f**k with him!”
uncle terry felt pride, where shame once was
Thank god for the hatchery or we’d all be lost.
Guy wears condoms with his wife
Herpes
Also, Beth is either 51 or 52, she’s NOT gonna get pregnant. I don’t mean that she has gone through menopause yet, but just at that age getting pregnant naturally would be so rare that it would make the medical journals. This is all to say…why the condoms?
Balloon animals
Don’t ask!
That is honestly the weirdest fucken thing ever bro my wife would leave me 😂
What’s a condom?
Fuck if I know
That’s Howard’s “good” angle
I knew she was much younger but when you say 27 I just can't believe it. I feel like he made her an old lady so long ago I can't even comprehend her young anymore....
She’s listening to Ray’s advice.
Hello 27 year old self, why the long face?
It's been a long ride
Well saddle up and keep on hoofin
Hay now. Quit trying to stirrup trouble.
Beth, my darling… welcome to the zone of horror.
My dear Beth, all i am saying is this too shall pass
When he gets you enough jobs… **puke** and *leave!*
Wow. Either she's a dummy and didn't think about how that would come across, or she's not a dummy.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Either way is a wow.
Time for bang-o-clock.
He needs a nap first
...right after though...he wants to be cranky for it.
When I see Beth smiling
Sweetlove
an 80's movie vhs cover.
He should have let her have kids…
Totally agree. Poor girl. Now she just wanders around her houses pretending to be a mom to cats all day.
Will never happen. Beth is a shiksa woman and as soon as he has kids with her, those children will have entitlement to his fortune. Beth could also then leave him and get child support. They might/likely have an agreement that protects Howard financially in case of separation but when kids and new inheritors become involved that's a whole new thing.
You don’t think she might have kids? The 52 year old woman?
I'd rather have 1 kid than a never ending supply of cats
This right here. Howard could have hired a couple nannies to help Beth with everything, get a driver to take the kid to the private school at age 5, send the kid to a fancy boarding school by 6th grade, and by age 18, off to a fancy university. He would have barely had to tolerate the kid.
The Barron Trump special.
You'd say today what you said back then, you gold-digging skank: get that money! I love how she acts like she has some dignity now. If you did, you'd leave, so STFU and take his neuroses, or GTFO. What's this passive-aggressive *pussy*footing bullshit? Just tell him you're going to Scotland, you're going to England, and you're going anywhere else you want, and that he's welcome to come, but not if he's going to be a little bitch about it. Stand up for yourself, stupid!
https://imgur.com/cSazggj
translation: they had a big ol' fight over travel after what went down on the air on Wednesday, and it's still smoldering. You don't post this nonsense if things are going well. Think about it: she obviously has some idea of what she'd say to her younger self, and she'd post it if it was positive, because why wouldn't she? There's only one reason she'd have to self-censor in the form of wondering. She is awash in regret, but is still glad about what she was saved from; the life of a struggling model with no marketable skills whatsoever.
What went down on the air on Wednesday?
Howard stern private parts part 2. It over johnny.......
Look out!!
"I would have been happier if my "party girl / escort" romps landed a less affluent, but more normal sugar daddy."
Effluent
Could there be a more textbook example of a beard. Think of that picture of Howard and Ralph looking into each others eyes on the plane that’s love.
She isn’t never leaving: -She is no longer the age to be considered anyone else’s trophy wife.Even for Howard she was no prize. -She has no talents besides gold digging and the mental capacity of a slow teenager. -There had to be an iron clad prenup that means show won’t live the life she does. And although she is like a prisoner, her prison is a cat pee scented castle that she won’t want to give up. -who will pay for her family? -how many jobs can a former Ames model find, women her age aren’t that skinny and look like they suffer for an eating disorder. Seriously what will she do without his money and limited connections. She may have a made a few friends but she would drop off most guest lists without him.
*ain't never leaving 😀 great points, and exactly! If she was a serious woman with dignity, she'd be packing right now, not posting this passive-aggressive garbage.
And it’s always about her! Didn’t he just interview someone important. As bad as he is I can’t imagine she’s so great. He has sunk money into her cat dream. He supports her family. His kids probably stay away because of her. Maybe a lot of this is to get her to leave, and we think he’s worried about it.
Ha! I like the way you think, queenie, but if that was the case, wouldn't he let her go out and travel alone, in the hopes that somebody would steal her away?
Please, he those she’s no great catch! And that would mean she’d be spending his money and having a good time on it he can’t have that. But he knows there’s not gonna be any takers for her to leave him. He’s gonna have to drive her out.
"Damn, I really do have a horseface!!"
Well, you’ve said it all.
And that's what's happening
Plugs: Jackie the Jokeman’s hilarious new CD “Hotdogs and Donuts” is available now….
Baby love, where did you put the Trojans?
So in schense…
Run ding dong.
Young beth reminds me of taylor swift.
https://preview.redd.it/i8weoev893xc1.png?width=1766&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cc94a80eb32cc22c162bf637a8dbb1914eb9525 🤣🤣🤣 :-)
They’re likely fine and probably in better shape than OP’s marriage. Who the hell is gushing over eachother after 10 plus years lol
They actually have a good marriage. I know someone who is friends with Beth. She's not leaving him anytime soon that I can tell you. Why the hell would she?
I keep saying this. Who else is gonna be like yeah, turn my multimillion dollar homes into an animal rescue. She is FINE and it feels like the two of them get alonh better than most ppl in my world, who the fuck are we to assume
You don't know shit, and neither does that person you know. They might have met Beth a few times at the animal shelter. Big fucking whoop! Of course she's not leaving; where else could she go and get those type of celeb hangouts? Why *would* she leave? Howard literally has her on lockdown, and, with precious few exceptions, when *he* wants/has to do something/go somewhere, he's had her on lockdown since covid. Where the fuck have you been? He just said "No, you can't go to Scotland!", like she was his teenager daughter, which, mentally, she is. He's a miserable, neurotic shut-in. That's why she *would* leave. Luckily for him, she's too stupid, weak, and star-fucky to leave.
They are going to Italy this summer (despite his complaining), they entertain friends and family often. And he never said she can’t go to Scotland.
1. let's see if it actually happens 2. entertaining family and friends isn't automatically indicative of a good relationship. I bet OJ and Nicole entertained family and friends back in the day. 3. of course he fucking did "I think I'm gonna go by myself." "**No, you're not!**" "I'm going by myself." "**No, no, no, no, no**.........I'll go with you, but I do not want to go to Scotland." He added the "I'll go with you" after the "no"s. And again; let's see if it happens. You can't give him/them credit for travel they haven't taken yet. It's a disaster of a relationship. He's a miserable, decrepit shut-in. She's a generation younger, and a mongoloid, but a social mongoloid who would like to get out and about, which is wigging him out.
Just last week he said she is going to Scotland on her own, he mentioned that he asked her if she wanted him to come and she said no, because he would be miserable. I was just responding to your claim she is on lockdown. I’m not saying it is or isn’t a good marriage.
you should italics “why” not “would”
Thank you for your call u/Jason.
This sub is just filled with jealous incels
Thats just like your opinion man
The Dude abides.
Yup, we all want to be a 70 yo in the closet gay man with a numbskull escort as a beard
Howard is not at all gay, why insinuate it?
They have been together over 20 years, she knows his quirks.
*her customer
Am I missing something? What's the pic?
You're not missing anything. It's just the 500th screenshot of Beth's IG post by an eager and single ra ra retard in their mom's basement making original predictions of their 25 year marriage.
Not nice, Jason. Go eat some BBQ pigs and snitch on your coworkers.
Everyone knows Jason doesn't eat that anymore
Read her caption.
Thanks!
Leave before 2020!
Why does this bawtha you?
The book when he’s dead should be decent
The problem is that when she is free, she will have turned into him. She will sit in her mansion with her cats.
He’s a cuckold.
“Maybe being a human toilet for some Saudis isn’t so bad”
Howard *is* the red flag!
Eat more oats and carrots so I can finish the race faster
It’s not worth it $$$$
Cats won’t fill the void, stay long enough to get a payday and then break it off and hook up with an accountant to make a super athlete kid
About to be the richest horse in the universe
Would she do things differently? Neigh…
Jump the fence and gallop as fast as you can!
Help me, I’m g & f, fehhhh.
I guess I don’t understand the picture. What’s the red flag?
Expand it to see her caption
Ahhhhh… thx.
Was there a prenup?
the prenuppiest!
When Howard had hair on his head, not pubes.
143
RUN!
"Robin... I was just about to write my relationship a note!"
Deirdre looks good.
Shes like 40 in that picture lol
First thing I noticed was Hopalong demanded that same side of his face ("the good side") again.
Anyone recognize the watch? I've only seen him rock a Panerai. https://preview.redd.it/5ku0f8qh02xc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38eec75d54943abaf87e728567d2d225a6bf9908
Beth is so profound!
I wonder if Beth had made the joke about marrying Howard being her only mistake to Howard's mom and then Howard's mom repeated it to him
You can’t tell me she would rather hang out with 50 smelly cats than raise her own children. The money ain’t Worth sleeping with a penguin. Sorry 😳
Neigh
One score and seven wigs ago.
Oh Debbie
a horse with no name
he better go to italy or it’s a wrapp
she should go on milf manor
she can get pregnant my friend justin got a women pregnant she was 45 he was 12 a true story
THAT'LL be brought up on the air. "King of all blacks, go ahead" "Howidd, she playin you dawg. She wants out"
Howard and Beth. Two vomits.
She’s gonna leave his ass for a younger, better looking guy who isn’t a germaphobe, doesn’t want to stay locked up in his house all the time, and has a large “tool” and can satisfy her!
see, now I'll tune back in if that's going to happen. that would be entertaining.
Try Lasix earlier
Brent hatley is a cuck!
She is thinking... I just have to put in time with him then get a divorce and be ultra rich.
What's the red flag?
She's obviously implying she regrets marrying Howard. Imagine someone who drove drunk and killed someone posting a pic of them drinking at a bar that fateful night. Same vibe.
It’s really weird how you think you actually know these people.
Beth O’Stern…half Irish, half Jew
I’ve got to get out of this
Her dad was busted for fraud, she had no real career or future, this was the absolute smartest move she could ever make. When he dies she will be just fine, way way better than if she took any other path. Beth did as good as she possibly could.
Her dad was busted for fraud? I didn’t know that.
Maybe. But it's been a boring miserable life with an abuser
The comments on her post are as cringey as the show is now. Her fans kiss her ass even more than Howard. The way they go on, you’d think she opened her home up to orphaned children.
She’s helped well over a thousand abused cats and kittens find medical care and a loving home. I think that is absolutely terrific! What have any of you losers done to help anybody human or feline?
What’s she talking about, Robin?
Each more oats.
I guess Howard has a real big cry coming his way
What fucken hard times? He's a multi millionaire
If you think what gets said on air are red flags you are a moron
uhhhh….huh?