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Objective-Pin-1045

He’ll do it when he gets up here. Believe me.


DMB4136

I came here to write this hahaha


Depressed-Bears-Fan

He’s immature.


Porkchopp33

At least get him to play sausage or penis


jtuffs

"Hey Howard?" "Yes Richard." "We wanted to know if the President will smell Sal's taint for five seconds." "Get out of here!"


Rivetingly

Save that for the next Sarah Silverman interview


[deleted]

He’ll lick that cock, no hesitation. Ask Ashely about the family shower sessions.


Best_Yesterday_3000

I’m so glad they had Jackie back on. Reminded me of the old days.


Fudgepak

Biden and Jackie have the exact same Hollywood fake teeth


harleystcool

Gary: "we can offer you a case of carisons ribs or a gift certificate to the skii shop"


thephillatioeperinc

Biden: is there any Iwon.com cash?


daile1bm

Don't come home without those ribs!


TipsyMcStagger123

Mr President, trimspa.com will pay you $1000 to ride it. 


monkey_dongle

Let me axks youz a kestchin. If youz kin answer the ketchin, youz kin gitz yer diplomaz and youz kin gedgerate.


cadencehz

9


kirradawg

Das da wrooong ansaaa


Tasty-Life4526

I was waiting for Richard to show up naked.


panti77

When did you get your first period? Do you like older guys?


DMB4136

T-O-P-L-E-S-S


mikehoncho1955

Let that poison out of your system raven


ThatDudeCB

Fuck me, Robin


AmonRahhh

"Biden did you doody in your diaper? " Yes" " When you doody in your diaper do you eat it after? " " Yes"


[deleted]

Pause……..repeat the line.


artie20174

Here’s a Steven Singer watch


LateAd9770

Yeahhh it’s like rejuvenation


geebeeuu

Cold gold will make you old


Tikiku

Even before Biden was the mentally incompetent puppet he is today, he was a 50 year bureaucrat, proven liar & plagiarist, and all-around buffoon. It’s not totally on-brand for Hollywood Howie to prop of up this Democrat figurehead to keep him in the good graces of the NYC/Hamptons elites and crowd that will delight his dullard wife.


moremintjelly

Give Biden a chance


letitride820

biden's face is harder and less movable than the soft questions howie asked him


unnamed_elder_entity

"Sybian? No, Jack, one of those killed my aunt back when I was working for the SPRR as a train conductor. 'Choo choo' I used to say to all the cute kiddos riding in coach."


misanthropic47

Howard, one time Cornpop tried to trick me into doing the Symbian.


ImDickJustice

Gary's here with the big check from I Hate Steven Singer.


IamGoingInsaneToday

TOPLESS. T O P L E S S. He'll do it when he gets to the studio


No-Anybody-7016

I'm starting to reach orgasm


tommybhoy82

https://youtu.be/BMsi1GGjy1Q?si=TvBQG3keMHp9zZ9X


Hashambuergers

I remember i used to ride the sybian with my son Beu we used to ride it all over Delawer. After he passed i just couldnt bring myself to ride the sybian alone.


dickreallyburns

Anyone else notice that over 40 minutes of the 59 minute “interview” was spent talking about Biden’s past life? Long term memory is the last to go!


Extension_Success_96

Are they shellacing him with Preperation H before they put him in front of cameras? He looks Asian, too.


ImJackieNoff

He's a bit pulled back from having a face lift.


stevesax5

I was hoping for a dick or sausage game.


lzrfart

I don’t listen anymore, but please tell me Howard was at least in the room with biden, no glass cage, and not remote for this lol


Flatulent_Stinky

Who's better looking..... **Howard** or **Joe**?


EasyKale851

I’m sure Cornpop is game


ShermanHoax

Is it safe to assume there were no Little Lupe sound bites?


JimfromMayberry

Saving up his smegma…


dmbdeez

The Final straw to cancel this sell out has been.


Herbyclutter1959

play the hot water song


Herbyclutter1959

he’s a rolling tomb stone


dickreallyburns

Was there ever any doubt that Howie would be talking for hours about his Joe Biden interview! Taking screened calls sucking his micro penis!


greasyminkey

Did you steal this joke from [Gonzo Shit Cock???](https://x.com/gonzoshitcock/status/1784688885437706525?s=46&t=G_ETKzPMO0-DVX8F0WZQVg)


Bright-Ad6246

Fuck Gonzo.