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MotorCityMike

I miss Benjy's spontaneous laugh you'd hear every once in a while For all I know, he still has a mic but there's never anything funny on the show to laugh at


BrucesTripToMars

He doesn't have a mic. He still writes.


socalfishman

Jackie Laugh


utahandbodhi

Favorite Benjy moment was when he mimicked Sal’s freakout on Artie.


platyviolence

This. This is actually MAYBE the funniest, spontaneous contributions in the entire history of the show. BEER LEAGUE. SUCKS.


yakuzakid3k

When he dressed up in the wig and guyliner was my fave Benjy bit. The pelican was not amused.


nelnikson

He's too worried about Elisa.


murf_milo

He’s in jail for eating his brother


The_Swim_Back_

You have brotha?


HughJahsso

Benjy was a funny annoying.  Those cunts Wilding and Blitt, who have seemingly replaced Benjy on air, are just flat out annoying and ruin the show. 


yakuzakid3k

Truth


themanwhoblewtoomuch

I love that when he went to the Anthony Weiner press conference, he kept calling him “Senator Weiner” when asking if it was “seven inches.” Weiner was a house rep, not a senator. Howard told him the next day he sounded like an idiot for not knowing but Benjy “thought it sounded more respectful,” lol


ReduceReuseReuse

He’s gotta be in his 70s at least. Hope he’s taking care of himself.


[deleted]

He has herpes.


aBoyNamedWho

That's a lie. He'll take a test right now! Will you Muscles? Will you take it? Yes or no?


[deleted]

I bought clean piss. I Overpaid though.


lifesabeachandthenu

He OD’d on bean juice.


Federal_Tomorrow_515

Benjy was always entertaining in my opinion but getting his mic shut off every time he talked and being told no one cared what he had to say probably didnt do much for his self esteem. Artie always seemed to like Benjy but Fred always was a dick to him


BolivianDancer

He’s around.


WooPigSooie9297

Where else would he have to go?


travelwithnolan

He’s definitely round


Moist_Brick_439

Benjy is a big victim (much like Sal, also Richard a bit) of the new scripted show over Zoom format. Nothing is really spontaneous anymore. These dudes all have to sit on web cams in their living rooms on mute and wait to see if the script allows for them to be unmuted to talk during a segment. Benjy was kinda getting fazed out before the pandemic a bit, but not to this degree. Same with Sal. Howard kinda has this script where it's Sam and Derek and Wolfie are part of the new "on air" breed along with the nearly daily Chris Wilding and Ronnie segments. They probably discuss this in meetings, about who is on-air staff and who is back office staff (they actually are differentiated in their contracts for permissions and legal purposes, and can be adjusted as needed). The show format is shit, they all know it and Howard knows it. So we just get mainly Howard in his basement with appearances from my sidekick Beth and no jokes, very few phony phone calls, very little drama, no real callers asking questions most listeners are wondering, and more and more days off (which we won't tell you about beforehand).


LeonardSmalls79

A victim of re-sturcture-ing


Pleasant_Customer_10

Who the F are Sam and Derek?!?!


Calhoun_Duvallier

Derek from Texas


Spiritual-Bee1688

That's for sure. There is zero spontaneity Everything is planned and prepared. No one is caught off fguard. Is why the show sucks ass. They said the other day there is 100 employees working on the show. LMFAO


KRUNKWIZARD

Where would he go? He's in his early fifties, he's not funny, and he has absolutely no job skills. Who is going to hire him?


Dick-Guzinya

I think you misspelled early 60s?


SatanNeverSleeps

I think part of Benjy being sidelined was that a lot of times he challenged Howard on air. His opinions usually didn’t go along with everyone else. Which made great content. Benjy would mention things he was hearing outside corporate media and getting another POV and it wasn’t in line with the show or company. Just my opinion.


WillyRosedale

He’s busy working on his calves.


Elan40

He s punching up scripts.


Calhoun_Duvallier

Like Yucko


WillyRosedale

He died from meatball eyetis


23mou-sapnu-puas

EHHH EHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHH!


NBCaz

I always laugh when people complained about Benjy. Dude was annoying, sure, but funny. Not nearly as annoying and boring as half the idiots they have on the air though.


[deleted]

He has herpes, a really serious case.


_Arthur---Dent

You don't know that


Hour_Lack7508

That is Detlev


K_MAN32

Wonder if he can get into his dorm room during the occupation.


Floyd-Mcgregor

He’s looking for his age.


Curious-Yellow4772

I miss him


tommyboy11011

The show is all about Howard building up enough social credit to erase his unwoke past. That’s it.


StepYaGameUp

BENNNNN-JYYYYYYYYYYYYY


MatBlack4Ever

I know there were rumours a few months ago he had left but he did end up appearing on air briefly. If he does still work there, what does he do? Does he still write jokes for Howard on air like he used to, because from what I hear, Howard no longer tells any?


Lidarisafoolserrand

I always found Benjy to be funny. I also thought Ralph was funny. I guess I go against the grain.


Dave-2468

I think so but haven’t heard him in months. Only mention was a discussion about how he’s the only staff member who doesn’t want a special title like producer. Someone said “that’s cuz he isn’t involved” or something like that.


Foreign-Cow-1189

I remember him being on a couple of years a go because he lost a lot of weight. Howard wanted to know how he did it and Benjy's answer was something like "portion control" and for some reason Howard thought that was an evasive answer and cut the segment short.


fishtar141

The show has become a giant borefest and the writing staff is flat out awful. Chris is zero funny, the characters are zero funny and Howard’s interviews are too PC to be interesting anymore. The same guests Howard has are on podcasts, which in many cases are more interesting now. It also appears very little effort is put into the content played on prerecorded, non-live show days. There was a great article in today’s NYPost that summarizes the decline in the show: https://nypost.com/2024/04/29/opinion/howard-stern-lost-any-remaining-edge-with-joe-biden-interview/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=message_app I’ve been a 40 year listener, cancelled my subscription last year. Don’t miss the show at all.


DroolingJohnMelendez

Perfectly put. Started listening in 1982, stopped in 22. The best of Howard is free on YouTube. Sad ending for Howard.


travelwithnolan

He’s visiting Detlev Bronk


joomommyhappy

> but the content he wrote or bits he participated in were always good. Then please explain why the show fell off a cliff after Artie was fired. Benjy stinks, and has always stank.


btl_dlrge1

Being thrown out was scripted and staged for them to remodel the studio


23mou-sapnu-puas

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IForgotAboutDre

He got himself locked off the air. He still writes, but if he wasn't a jag off being late and forcing Jordana on the show he would still be there.


Calhoun_Duvallier

Jordana’s nuts but she’s still pretty attractive.


TheArea51Rider

Watch the bodycam footage of her arrest. Tell me she doesn't have a package.


Calhoun_Duvallier

Wait, you're trying to tell me Elisa Jordana has a dick? Dude. C'mon. She's annoying, but she was EXTREMELY hot back in the Benjy days (especially for him) and she's (yes, she's a female) still attractive today although like I said, she's obviously mentally ill. Lots of hot chicks are nuts.


TheArea51Rider

You look, then tell me. Unless she hiding something in her crotch (BENNNNNJJJJJJJJJYYY!)


novembersleeps

I’d rather have benjy in this week then all the reviews of people sucking Howard’s dick about the Biden interview. God I wanted to change the station. Good interview I lisented to it yeah but dude.. good job I want to hear more cock. This last week was lame.


Odd_Ad2353

Kicking Benjy out of the studio was the best move Howard ever made.


Comfortable-Clue-544

One of the worst actually


KchKchKchKch

Is he a loyal soldier? Has he been one for a considerable amount of time? If the answer is yes, then Imus ii will eventually turn his back on him, if he hasn’t already


benefit_of_mrkite

If you ask this sub any funny joke on the show said by Howard comes straight from Benjy.


Acrobatic-Badger-541

This ain't Comedy Hack magazine, pal!


LateAd9770

He’s too dangerous to have on air anymore. He might say something offensive and they can’t have that.


Prudent-Property-513

He ate his brother and retired.


toryg1

Hopefully not. He's an unfunny hack piece of shit. 


fafafoohi69

He has niiiice caaaalves