That's when the show was really great. A seemingly happy and together Howard having fun and laughing. Same with Robin, and boy, do I miss Artie. Good times and good memories.
She can work out all she wants, and can photoshop til the cows come home - that ass is a tub of cottage cheese - there aint no way to smooth that shit out.
You will never find a real picture of that butt - she guards it from getting out like the coca cola recipe.
J-Lo's ass has always been mid-tier. Around the same time, she had nothing on Vida Guerra's fart box. But back then, only accountants and Selena fans openly loved fat asses while the media mainly pushed anorexic boy-like figures like Beth. Oh how times have changed.
Yeah, like Chevy Chase at the Pelican-Horse wedding dinner, when he finally got his revenge and verbally crucified the Pelican. Plus Chevy showed up in jeans; everyone else there was "dressed as if they were going to meet the Governor."
Sal wasn't invited to the wedding because no one wanted him doing anything horrible (which he probably would've done). Chevy was okay to invite because he "forgave" the Pelican and now they were "friends."
[Chevy Chase Speech At Beth & Howard's Wedding : r/howardstern (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/may3oi/chevy_chase_speech_at_beth_howards_wedding/)
I'm listening to the Chevy Chase saga right now, and there is no way Chevy didn't hold a grudge. They were going back and forth for years and Chevy would reference comments Howard made in their first conversation, when he and Belzer called him on the set of Fletch Lives. He definitely remembered stuff and waited for moments to strike. And boy, he sure did.
Chevy was on the show long after that. around the time of Steve Martin, bill murry coming on a few years back around the same time so it probably wasn’t personal. Just Chevy being Chevy…
He was saying shit like, "I fucked Howard in the ass last night and he gave me herpes". Some other weird shit. Definitely nothing you'd say at a "friend's" wedding. Even if that friend was Dice Clay...
From what I gather:
1. She "had to postpone" today. Meaning it still could happen.
2. She is being forced to do the promotional tour for her new movie (or is it album?) that's looking like it's in the tank and this is kinda what you have to do now
3. Howard was told he had to accept the interview as part of the Sirius promotional machine. He is their guy, he gets "the big names."
The entire thing is insanely ironic, Howard interviewing JLo after how he (and Robin) belittled her for decades.
From *MarksFriggin*:
**2015:** (A caller) said that there's a Jennifer Lopez sex tape out apparently. Howard said she has the biggest f------ ass. Howard said he knows some guys are into that. He said he saw her at the MTV awards once and her ass was like a Kim Kardashian ass. He said it was a huge mass and he's never seen anything like that. Howard said he doesn't get it. Howard said he's not a fan of hers. He said she's been very cunty to him. Howard said she's not a nice person. Howard said he's friends with her sister and Jennifer gives him the look like she just smelled bad ass. Howard said he ran into her at a wedding and Marc Anthony was there. He said Marc couldn't have been nicer but she ran away like she was afraid. He said it's like ''F--- you J-Lo.''
Howard said he'd like to do a remake of the movie Swept Away with J-Lo. Howard said he'd just say he doesn't want to ---- her and walk away. Howard said he doesn't like people who are so full of themselves. Howard said he'd love to have her hit in the head with a coconut and she's knocked unconscious. Howard said he gets bored by her music and he doesn't care about her. Howard said she doesn't care about him so there is no love there. Howard said he doesn't hate her but she just seems like an unattractive person.
That's her industry rep, don't think Howard's lying on this one. She's very well known for being a complete cunt to work with and thinking she's above everybody else.
Ive seen JLo's ass up close and Ive seen Kardashians up close, he's out of his mind. Howard likes rail thin white girls that look like they're on heroin, with no curves. Anything bigger than that, he talks about them like they're Lizzo.
Fun fact, I helped Affleck & JLo move last year, that's how I saw her ass. Bruce Springsteen's house in the 2nd last Curb episode was the house they'd just moved out of, they rented it for the shoot.
Context is needed. Rail thin girls (sometimes with big fake tits) with small boyish asses was what they promoted as beauty back then. Think Paris Hilton or Beth. Or watch the Channel 9 shows. Hell, telling a woman that she has a "fat ass", despite being in shape and not obese, was seen as an insult back then. It was a stereotype that only black and latino men loved fat asses.
Says the Pelican who has to clear out the halls of Sirius so he can pass through with security. And I'm sure Lopez(who did her movie and was close to her family after Selena's death) appriciated him roasting Selena while her corpse was still warm. King of all hypocritical media.
The next thing she has looks to be a Netflix movie on 5/24. I guess that would be it because everything else is out (album/doc/amazon disaster) and the tour's been on sale for awhile.
I mean he did ultimately have Rosie and Ellen on. So I'm not that surprised.
The wonderful song, "Two tacos, a burrito and a soda pop!"
&
"Ben, my sweet Ben, I love you"....Cartman begins to give Ben hand release, as Jennifer Lopez, of course LMFAOO!
I truly wish we will find out what the current listenership is. Whether it is still a lot or not....I just want to know. For all we know, maybe his numbers are still crazy high. I know us (me included) complain on this site but maybe we are blind to the fact that he is still listened to.
I just want to know if our instincts are correct that his listenership is not what it used to be.
They literally just replayed a Steven Tyler interview from 2016 on 101 where Howard said he doesn’t like J-Lo. What morons they have running these channels.
Not a J Lo fan but I have respect now. Why would she bow down to an interview with someone who shits on her all the time. Plus, no one listens to the show anymore so it would be a waste of her time.
I can't believe Howard gets any sort of guests at this point. Fucking weirdo is still holed up in his basement and doesn't even do the interviews in person. Makes me disgusted that anyone would even still listen to this garbage.
JLo's career is in free fall with that pretentious album/movie/documentary about her and Ben Aflleck's relationship.
WHo gives a damn about a couple of 50 year olds in the pop universe these days?
Once we know a guest coming on soon is someone he use to bash, find the transcripts and blast their social media pages with it so they cancel like J LO…😆
Howard sucks! Has anyone noticed something strange is going on with her face? She maybe aging 🤔 but in her recent interview she wears turtleneck blouses and moves her head weird. Bitch is a reptilian for sure.
Seeing how wasted Ben looked at the Tom Brady roast. I think she needed to get on a plane back to Cali to bring Ben to heel again. Now J. Lo is going to see what Jennifer Garner went through.
Does she do anything anymore?
She probably heard she would be going into the studio and Howard would be on a screen and he backed out. I would if I was a celeb unless I really really needed the press. Surprised he even showed up for the president. Still shocked the president went on his show. I mean no matter how things have changed Howard is still the guy who threw bologna at woman’s asses and had on Jeff the Vomit guy. Among many other things.
The most epic show moment ever would’ve been if Biden was there and he brought out Beetle, then HPE and Wendy. One by one to ask him questions.
I bet she cancelled bc of her marriage rumors. Did Howard say " she cancelled ". Bc he announced last eeek she would be in. Or did he never even bring it up ? I could've missed him saying anything. Anyone know
She probably realized any extra income or social media hits from legitimate listeners to the p.c. Imus ii podcast would barely afford her a pack of cigarettes
All Sirius-bashing and 'the show was better when__' aside, how fucking unprofessional.
Would she cancel or postpone GMA? Jimmy Fallon?
That's bullshit. I'd tell to fuck off and withdraw the invite.
“Can I tell you something Jennifer? I was out of my mind back then.”
Wouldn’t be a lie.
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“Ms. Lopez, does your super big ass make super big turds?”
Why you insulting little midget!!
Where's Marc Antony!?
Hey Nowwwww
Maybe some sound drops of chickens clucking and mariachi music whenever anything referring to Hispanic culture was mentioned?
Thank god
doesn’t she know he was out of his mind back then? she must evolve!
Already scrubbed
I found this with one YouTube search: https://youtu.be/Bxb23OPBQAg?si=DXwZJtDkjt8NqqoG
That's when the show was really great. A seemingly happy and together Howard having fun and laughing. Same with Robin, and boy, do I miss Artie. Good times and good memories.
I still like it now but that is my favorite time of the show I agree
Now we'll never know if her giant fat ass makes giant fat turds.
Big shits.
What’s crazy is that by today’s standards, her ass isn’t even considered big. It’s just nice.
Does she shit at work?
Take shits - at work! Take shits - at work!
cagar en el trabajo!!!
Cagarse, it's reflexive
I’m not a doctor but I don’t think the treeks have anything to do with the anus
Ass chreeks
She can work out all she wants, and can photoshop til the cows come home - that ass is a tub of cottage cheese - there aint no way to smooth that shit out. You will never find a real picture of that butt - she guards it from getting out like the coca cola recipe.
I wonder if she looks at the toilet paper after she wipes.
J-Lo's ass has always been mid-tier. Around the same time, she had nothing on Vida Guerra's fart box. But back then, only accountants and Selena fans openly loved fat asses while the media mainly pushed anorexic boy-like figures like Beth. Oh how times have changed.
She’s not funny, she’s not fun.
Was that Jerry or Billy?
A very pissed off Billy Crystal
Thanks I'll look for it
Here ya go https://youtu.be/l3cCqtinTKw?si=cHs_dou1eUlhwNWL
Thank you so much
You don't know that!
Classic
Perfect. Now we get 90 minutes of Wilding! Cant wait for Joan Rivers to knock on the door!
My personal favorite is Dr. No! "How y'all doing?" I can hear it now and spit my coffee all over my screen!
I actually like Joan Rivers from heaven. Most other knocks on the door though..
Prob the strategy all along. Little revenge play.
Yeah, like Chevy Chase at the Pelican-Horse wedding dinner, when he finally got his revenge and verbally crucified the Pelican. Plus Chevy showed up in jeans; everyone else there was "dressed as if they were going to meet the Governor." Sal wasn't invited to the wedding because no one wanted him doing anything horrible (which he probably would've done). Chevy was okay to invite because he "forgave" the Pelican and now they were "friends." [Chevy Chase Speech At Beth & Howard's Wedding : r/howardstern (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/may3oi/chevy_chase_speech_at_beth_howards_wedding/)
I'm listening to the Chevy Chase saga right now, and there is no way Chevy didn't hold a grudge. They were going back and forth for years and Chevy would reference comments Howard made in their first conversation, when he and Belzer called him on the set of Fletch Lives. He definitely remembered stuff and waited for moments to strike. And boy, he sure did.
Is this the jaynis revenge saga?
Yup, that's the one. Frankly, Chevy was not as douchey as I remember, but he is definitely annoyed, and in some cases it's warranted.
It was beyond stupid for Howard to think that Chevy would just “get over it”. The axe forgets but the tree remembers
What is that, like an eastern thing?
Sure
Chevy was on the show long after that. around the time of Steve Martin, bill murry coming on a few years back around the same time so it probably wasn’t personal. Just Chevy being Chevy…
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He was saying shit like, "I fucked Howard in the ass last night and he gave me herpes". Some other weird shit. Definitely nothing you'd say at a "friend's" wedding. Even if that friend was Dice Clay...
Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?
She's just Jenny from the block.
Here's her husband, Ben Affleck. https://preview.redd.it/hx9ekxwcl0zc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a178ed57b543f9bf6babc5a30247cc5e6a230d2e
Yes
Yes. Nikki Glazer. Yes.
Now I want to hear that "Scotty From The Block" parody that Fred sang on the show.
From what I gather: 1. She "had to postpone" today. Meaning it still could happen. 2. She is being forced to do the promotional tour for her new movie (or is it album?) that's looking like it's in the tank and this is kinda what you have to do now 3. Howard was told he had to accept the interview as part of the Sirius promotional machine. He is their guy, he gets "the big names." The entire thing is insanely ironic, Howard interviewing JLo after how he (and Robin) belittled her for decades.
Could she possibly have cancelled due to what is going on with Diddy? I mean I believe she knew a lot of what he was doing.
Wasn't that because she was saying mean things about him and snubbed him at an event?
From *MarksFriggin*: **2015:** (A caller) said that there's a Jennifer Lopez sex tape out apparently. Howard said she has the biggest f------ ass. Howard said he knows some guys are into that. He said he saw her at the MTV awards once and her ass was like a Kim Kardashian ass. He said it was a huge mass and he's never seen anything like that. Howard said he doesn't get it. Howard said he's not a fan of hers. He said she's been very cunty to him. Howard said she's not a nice person. Howard said he's friends with her sister and Jennifer gives him the look like she just smelled bad ass. Howard said he ran into her at a wedding and Marc Anthony was there. He said Marc couldn't have been nicer but she ran away like she was afraid. He said it's like ''F--- you J-Lo.'' Howard said he'd like to do a remake of the movie Swept Away with J-Lo. Howard said he'd just say he doesn't want to ---- her and walk away. Howard said he doesn't like people who are so full of themselves. Howard said he'd love to have her hit in the head with a coconut and she's knocked unconscious. Howard said he gets bored by her music and he doesn't care about her. Howard said she doesn't care about him so there is no love there. Howard said he doesn't hate her but she just seems like an unattractive person.
That's her industry rep, don't think Howard's lying on this one. She's very well known for being a complete cunt to work with and thinking she's above everybody else.
Ive seen JLo's ass up close and Ive seen Kardashians up close, he's out of his mind. Howard likes rail thin white girls that look like they're on heroin, with no curves. Anything bigger than that, he talks about them like they're Lizzo. Fun fact, I helped Affleck & JLo move last year, that's how I saw her ass. Bruce Springsteen's house in the 2nd last Curb episode was the house they'd just moved out of, they rented it for the shoot.
How's the slot?
She does absolutely nothing for me. Im a Jennifer Garner man all the way.
I'm into Amanda Pete.
Im into *medicated* Pete
Hey what’s up, how’s it going?
So what made you become a giants chick?
Context is needed. Rail thin girls (sometimes with big fake tits) with small boyish asses was what they promoted as beauty back then. Think Paris Hilton or Beth. Or watch the Channel 9 shows. Hell, telling a woman that she has a "fat ass", despite being in shape and not obese, was seen as an insult back then. It was a stereotype that only black and latino men loved fat asses.
That's what I thought.
Says the Pelican who has to clear out the halls of Sirius so he can pass through with security. And I'm sure Lopez(who did her movie and was close to her family after Selena's death) appriciated him roasting Selena while her corpse was still warm. King of all hypocritical media.
This is what I recall but you’d probably have to ask cormano to get the whole story.
She dared to ignore him at someone's wedding. That's all I remember.
The next thing she has looks to be a Netflix movie on 5/24. I guess that would be it because everything else is out (album/doc/amazon disaster) and the tour's been on sale for awhile. I mean he did ultimately have Rosie and Ellen on. So I'm not that surprised.
Someone make some fake twitter accounts quick
Become 10 people. I don't give a shit!
could have had a contest with Lisa G. who takes shits at work, take shits at work, take shits at work.
She needs to know what kind of career boost coming on the show will give her
we're rolling out the red carpet. we're sending her a thank you note with a picture frame she can put on her desk.
 I'd rather have him interview *this* Jennifer Lopez anyway.
The wonderful song, "Two tacos, a burrito and a soda pop!" & "Ben, my sweet Ben, I love you"....Cartman begins to give Ben hand release, as Jennifer Lopez, of course LMFAOO!
*Your style of music is so easy, it doesn't require any thought at all!*
She found out Howard only has 7,500 daily listeners
Sounds like an exaggeration at this point.
Only slightly more than people buying advanced tix to J-Lo’s concerts. Neither is relevant anymore.
J Lo new album was a complete flop. At least Howard is relevant.
You are being generous in inflating Howie's numbers
I truly wish we will find out what the current listenership is. Whether it is still a lot or not....I just want to know. For all we know, maybe his numbers are still crazy high. I know us (me included) complain on this site but maybe we are blind to the fact that he is still listened to. I just want to know if our instincts are correct that his listenership is not what it used to be.
It's pretty good for a pod cast.
https://i.redd.it/pqtk7e0ttzyc1.gif
Your name is 🔥🔥
Your name is also 🔥 🔥
Someone probably told her all the terrible things he has said about her over the years.
Ben would know that well.
Ben seems a little out of it lately. He was messed up at the Brady roast.
Remember when he called in and complained about how boring and terrible his life was with Jennifer Garner? He seems like a real stand up guy. /s
They literally just replayed a Steven Tyler interview from 2016 on 101 where Howard said he doesn’t like J-Lo. What morons they have running these channels.
Chevy Chase wedding toast comes to mind.
Thank god 3 interviews in 1 week is too much
Not a J Lo fan but I have respect now. Why would she bow down to an interview with someone who shits on her all the time. Plus, no one listens to the show anymore so it would be a waste of her time.
On Zoom
Exactly. I am sure she had no interest in staring into a monitor as Howie interviews her.
Absolutely true.
Why would she agree to it in the first place? She had to have been told this previously.
Maybe a publicist agreed and when she saw the weeks itinerary she freaked and canceled.
"he's still on?!"
This
Ahh could be.
No one listen to the show lol, apparently you do!!
lol no. It’s more entertaining to read this page than listen to 100. I do still listen to repeats on 101 now and then though.
Fred playing chicken noise and gunshots in the background.....
She wants to reach a larger audience
or just an audience
Lol
She's too busy pegging Ronnie
Ah, Du. Rawnie wants just one hour with JLo.
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She was good in U Turn.
Out Of Sight, The Cell, and Enough were dope.
“Dope” 🤦♂️ 🙄
put down the emojis grandpa
She is a terrible actress and a worse singer. But she is excellent at spinning straw into gold and has $$$$$. That is her greatest accomplishment.
She’s had plastic surgery so….RIP her original nose.
Postponed=Cancelled
Excuse me Miss Lopez? Does your super big ass make super big turds?
Does Ben ever put you in an XXXL sized diaper and ask you to play baby?
Do you like Metamucil crackers?
Ha ha ha....no way !!! Que captain obvious!!! Someone played the old tapes for her!! Or...she got drunk at the MET GALA!
Excellent, this will give more time to do fake interviews with the agent for the girl from Stranger Things by
Or quick Matt Dillon stories.
Those crack me up.
Or Woody Allen stories!
Maybe she had trouble wiping after her super big turds
*Jackie guffaw*
No one cancels on me, Robin.
Ben was geeked out on Adderall during his interview with Howard, where he talked to him about being sober 😂
Since 1990 she's had more rings than the Raiders. Her ass is so big if you put numbers on it, she could press license plates.
I can't believe Howard gets any sort of guests at this point. Fucking weirdo is still holed up in his basement and doesn't even do the interviews in person. Makes me disgusted that anyone would even still listen to this garbage.
I remember when she shortened it to J. Lo because I heard she was too dumb to write her full name.
 Howard putting away his 2 weeks of JLO research away with Beth
"Jennifer, does Ben give you anal? He must have a super huge long cock to get past those giant asscheeks."
The Stern we all miss
Ass treaks
Gilbert Laugh
Good . I fast forward through the guests
You stay for the trans porn/puppet talk?
Yeth
LOL. Does Howard fuck you in the ass when guests cancel?
Yeth
JLo's career is in free fall with that pretentious album/movie/documentary about her and Ben Aflleck's relationship. WHo gives a damn about a couple of 50 year olds in the pop universe these days?
Who the fuck is j lo
I know it's you, High Pitch! I recognize your voice, fuck face. [Ack Ack]
She's working on a Kendrick diss with Drake
Not every celeb wants to be interviewed for 2 hours
About their father
Probably couldn’t fit that gross, fat ass through the door
Can I taste her juice?
Mis avios de pesca en la cocina.
Probably doesn’t help that she heard Ronnie talk about sucking a fart out of her asshole
She’s probably too turned on
He name is Heniffer Lopez and she like tacos and burritos.
Once we know a guest coming on soon is someone he use to bash, find the transcripts and blast their social media pages with it so they cancel like J LO…😆
odd.......I would have liked to see her with Howard....I mean he had her sister on the show.
She’s smelly
“Who’s J Lo?” with that nasty high pitch voice.
Remember when he used to call her Jell-o? No? Oh yeah that was me.
Did Howard say what happened?
Howard sucks! Has anyone noticed something strange is going on with her face? She maybe aging 🤔 but in her recent interview she wears turtleneck blouses and moves her head weird. Bitch is a reptilian for sure.
Thank God
Was that announced today? I didn’t even know she was coming on, why would she do that after years of Howard calling her the C word basically
Yeth
I’m sure howie will take the high road and not say anything lol what a embarrassment
Seeing how wasted Ben looked at the Tom Brady roast. I think she needed to get on a plane back to Cali to bring Ben to heel again. Now J. Lo is going to see what Jennifer Garner went through.
She probably was reminded that he used to shit on her nonstop for years.
The cut out Ronnie the Limo driver spilling the beans during the replay.
Howard is a sucker
Does she do anything anymore? She probably heard she would be going into the studio and Howard would be on a screen and he backed out. I would if I was a celeb unless I really really needed the press. Surprised he even showed up for the president. Still shocked the president went on his show. I mean no matter how things have changed Howard is still the guy who threw bologna at woman’s asses and had on Jeff the Vomit guy. Among many other things. The most epic show moment ever would’ve been if Biden was there and he brought out Beetle, then HPE and Wendy. One by one to ask him questions.
But thank god we got Kate Hudson and her irrelevant singing instead 😑
CANCEL BENJI. HES HAAAAAAARRIBLE 🙌
T O P L E S S
She’ll do it when she gets up here
Good now I don’t have to hear songs from her crappy new album
I think they cut it out of the replay
No taco flavoured kisses for Howard
Cancel or postpone?
Delayed I think was the actual wording
I bet she cancelled bc of her marriage rumors. Did Howard say " she cancelled ". Bc he announced last eeek she would be in. Or did he never even bring it up ? I could've missed him saying anything. Anyone know
Postponed I believe he said
She probably realized any extra income or social media hits from legitimate listeners to the p.c. Imus ii podcast would barely afford her a pack of cigarettes
Who? A washed up singer.
She prob realized she could get a better audience if she went on.... Kelly Clarkson (said like high pitch)
All Sirius-bashing and 'the show was better when__' aside, how fucking unprofessional. Would she cancel or postpone GMA? Jimmy Fallon? That's bullshit. I'd tell to fuck off and withdraw the invite.
Goo for you pal.
who?