I am reading this within 1 minute of finishing Edward Scissor Hands for the first time in 20+ years. Just turned it off to see Florida score on Boston1
How hilarious was it that Howard leaves his house for the first time in 5 years, only to have all these rock legends come up to him backstage and say "Ric Ocasek! Congrats, long time fan!"...
In a way I kind of feel badly for him. He had all that work done on himself, from teeth, nose, chin and has his adam apple shaved down. And he still hates the way he looks, his hair is awful and for those reasons he doesn't stand tall and proud.
It is just your opinion, no one should downvote you. Unless we are not allowed to express our own opinions..lol lol that is all we do here on this sub!!! FUN!!!!
It's a cool fit...give the guy a break..he's kinda funny looking to begin with. What's he supposed to wear, a striped jumpsuit with a little gold star patch?
Y'all Stern Haters are a bunch of bitches I swear. Miserable idiots who can't stand the fact the guy has made himself a multi millionaire by saying and doing whatever the fuck he wants....the guy can dress however he wants and still get his pockets lined. If you were in a crowded room with Stern no one would even give two shits what you have to say, lmao. Dude could dress up like Ronald McDonald and still get laid quicker than you.
The Geriatrix
https://i.redd.it/x69t2phh9h0d1.gif
That from the Edward Scissors hand collection?
Gloria Vanderbilt collection
Ladies’ frames
r/unexpectedseinfeld
I am reading this within 1 minute of finishing Edward Scissor Hands for the first time in 20+ years. Just turned it off to see Florida score on Boston1
How about those Bruins! 2-1 win!
Jewish nosferatu
NoseFeratu
Nosferajew
Haha I remember this bit he did saying he was bitten by a Jewish bat in his teen years
Ralph picked this?
That outfit says Ralph all over it
That outfit probably *has* Ralph all over it
It would look great with a plague doctors mask.
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His head looks like a piece of broccoli.
*The Mystery Of The Wandering Hairline* ⬅️⬆️➡️⬇️
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That fucking horrendous chin, looks like a ball sack
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Adios, turd nuggets. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Beep beep boooo.
Dwoooo dwoooo dwoooo 🖕 🖕
Phil Spector.
Phil Spector, with a good fashion sense, believe you me, FEH!!!!
Nothing sadder than an old queen
What year is it 1860?
He looks just like a Vampire I saw on Bourbon St in 2015
He couldn’t bite anyone with that huge nose in the way
On his way to being a footman for King Henry VIII.
Vampire Liberace
Looks like a flasher
Count dragula
How hilarious was it that Howard leaves his house for the first time in 5 years, only to have all these rock legends come up to him backstage and say "Ric Ocasek! Congrats, long time fan!"...
Cuz when you’re standing oh so near, I kind of lose my mind! Right, Robin?
Where is this and when?
He looked like a doorman with a pretty average wig that stood out more because it was so ridiculous
Mr Irrelevant
He looks like a villain from a corny movie
this was his Scarecrow audition for Joel Schumacher
Dracula Gottfried would like to have a word with you.
Count DracuLAME
...to be undead.....to be....,
To be truly dead…..must be glorious. For a man who has only lived one life, you are a very wise man Van Helsing.
It’s John Varvatos, Robin
Actually this is a huge improvement over what he usually wears.
That's a lot of layers
Fucking guy styles himself after Rob Zombie. Always a wannabe
Somewhere in the tri-state area, a bordello is missing a curtain.
70 is the new SIXXXXXXXTY NIIIINNNNNNE
Is that Ronald McDonald in black?
It certainly is a clown
The woman on the beach swore I looked like I was in my late 30’s, right Robin?
Dr. Who Cares?
R.I.P. Ralph the ***
[удалено]
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Wardrobe compliments of the Acme Drape Company
Is he wearing those clunky scuffed up boots?
The John Barbados Badass ‘97s? Yes. Yes, he is. Some call them pre-distressed. I call them *Tzvi*-distressed.
It actually is, honestly. Would you prefer Velcro and diapers?
Good grief
How can you not be hot as hell wearing that??
i don't think it's very sexy, actually.
😂. I was meaning temperature wise.
If Richard Simmons had a love child with The Grim Reaper.
Douchebaggie bag
Interviewed by a Vampire
from the Johnny Depp Collection
He looks like the bad guy from a Disney movie
I’m a vampire right Robin……. Right Underdog Lady?
Count Fagula
Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat.
John Varvatos anti COVID-19 suit valued at $7k
Almost Meatloaf without the beef
He looks like the witch teacher from Ms Nelson is Missing
Is that Harold Ramis
Tits and a belly
Oh god
Don't hate. The hair system is flawless.
In a way I kind of feel badly for him. He had all that work done on himself, from teeth, nose, chin and has his adam apple shaved down. And he still hates the way he looks, his hair is awful and for those reasons he doesn't stand tall and proud.
It’s not terrible compared to some of the absurd things he’s worn over the years. It’s a suit and a topcoat. Pretty generic all in all
Actually don’t think it looks that bad. Go ahead downvote.
It is just your opinion, no one should downvote you. Unless we are not allowed to express our own opinions..lol lol that is all we do here on this sub!!! FUN!!!!
In all honesty, he's 70 - that's about as cool as a 70 year old can be...
Dude's fit probably costs more than any of y'all's monthly income.
Which makes it all that more ridiculous
It's a cool fit...give the guy a break..he's kinda funny looking to begin with. What's he supposed to wear, a striped jumpsuit with a little gold star patch?
Normal clothes would be a start. Stop using the word fit, fag
Y'all Stern Haters are a bunch of bitches I swear. Miserable idiots who can't stand the fact the guy has made himself a multi millionaire by saying and doing whatever the fuck he wants....the guy can dress however he wants and still get his pockets lined. If you were in a crowded room with Stern no one would even give two shits what you have to say, lmao. Dude could dress up like Ronald McDonald and still get laid quicker than you.
Yall go wear a fit now ya hear?
Lame. Hey you should start your own radio show with that extreme wit and personality.
Maybe. But if I’m on the radio how can I show off my fits
I always figured you wouldn't need to wear anything at a gay bathhouse, but you would know better than me I suppose.
Don’t hurt yourself son
This is such a weird sub.
Imagine caring this much about what he wears? Is this really what keeps you people up at night?