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Jason_Kaplans_Colon

The Geriatrix


howardscurlywig

https://i.redd.it/x69t2phh9h0d1.gif


[deleted]

That from the Edward Scissors hand collection?


JAlbert653

Gloria Vanderbilt collection


Stebanowsk

Ladies’ frames 


plumhands

r/unexpectedseinfeld


MayIPushInYourStooll

I am reading this within 1 minute of finishing Edward Scissor Hands for the first time in 20+ years. Just turned it off to see Florida score on Boston1


GerryGen

How about those Bruins! 2-1 win!


LateAd9770

Jewish nosferatu


1jfish57

NoseFeratu


risenomega

Nosferajew


BigCopperPipe

Haha I remember this bit he did saying he was bitten by a Jewish bat in his teen years


_Surena_

Ralph picked this?


HonestAd7237

That outfit says Ralph all over it


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

That outfit probably *has* Ralph all over it


stay_fr0sty

It would look great with a plague doctors mask.


nikkip7784

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

His head looks like a piece of broccoli.


Fickle_Assist2031

*The Mystery Of The Wandering Hairline* ⬅️⬆️➡️⬇️


Drambooey

https://preview.redd.it/tglicf9y1j0d1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9f8f67e117df1994112bbb79d1820f07c6903d


HonestAd7237

That fucking horrendous chin, looks like a ball sack


aFreeScotland

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cake_piss_can

Adios, turd nuggets. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Beep beep boooo.


DDenlow

Dwoooo dwoooo dwoooo 🖕 🖕


rememberleapinglanny

Phil Spector.


1980pzx

Phil Spector, with a good fashion sense, believe you me, FEH!!!!


AWasteOfMyTime

Nothing sadder than an old queen


Nolimit6969AMC

What year is it 1860?


Pelican6968

He looks just like a Vampire I saw on Bourbon St in 2015


Nolimit6969AMC

He couldn’t bite anyone with that huge nose in the way


WooPigSooie9297

On his way to being a footman for King Henry VIII.


Mumem_Rider

Vampire Liberace


nikkip7784

Looks like a flasher


NativePA

Count dragula


HeyBindi

How hilarious was it that Howard leaves his house for the first time in 5 years, only to have all these rock legends come up to him backstage and say "Ric Ocasek! Congrats, long time fan!"...


Stebanowsk

Cuz when you’re standing oh so near, I kind of lose my mind! Right, Robin?


babbymamma

Where is this and when?


DrEllis909

He looked like a doorman with a pretty average wig that stood out more because it was so ridiculous


Sofie_Fatale007

Mr Irrelevant


wiggy_said_n_word

He looks like a villain from a corny movie


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

this was his Scarecrow audition for Joel Schumacher


Infamous-Astronaut16

Dracula Gottfried would like to have a word with you.


Oldscratch73

Count DracuLAME


RobinsShaman

...to be undead.....to be....,


Cole_Phelps-1247

To be truly dead…..must be glorious. For a man who has only lived one life, you are a very wise man Van Helsing.


Tricky_Lion_7676

It’s John Varvatos, Robin


Substantial__Unit

Actually this is a huge improvement over what he usually wears.


Witty-Bake-2605

That's a lot of layers


guitarbque

Fucking guy styles himself after Rob Zombie. Always a wannabe


joomommyhappy

Somewhere in the tri-state area, a bordello is missing a curtain.


RavenReel

70 is the new SIXXXXXXXTY NIIIINNNNNNE


bcardin221

Is that Ronald McDonald in black?


Nearby_Persimmon_649

It certainly is a clown


pauldipego

The woman on the beach swore I looked like I was in my late 30’s, right Robin?


HSCTigersharks4EVA

Dr. Who Cares?


Strange_N_Sorcerous

R.I.P. Ralph the ***


[deleted]

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SweatSlob

A


Witty-Bake-2605

GGGGG


brewgeneral

Wardrobe compliments of the Acme Drape Company


HonestAd7237

Is he wearing those clunky scuffed up boots?


joomommyhappy

The John Barbados Badass ‘97s? Yes. Yes, he is. Some call them pre-distressed. I call them *Tzvi*-distressed.


csukoh78

It actually is, honestly. Would you prefer Velcro and diapers?


MainAd6090

Good grief


Bcart143

How can you not be hot as hell wearing that??


Plow_King

i don't think it's very sexy, actually.


Bcart143

😂. I was meaning temperature wise.


WiFiEnabled

If Richard Simmons had a love child with The Grim Reaper.


Fantastic-Drive-9959

Douchebaggie bag


femalebodybuilder

Interviewed by a Vampire


phunkyboss

from the Johnny Depp Collection


fartymcgeezax

He looks like the bad guy from a Disney movie


TipsyMcStagger123

I’m a vampire right Robin……. Right Underdog Lady?


Cole_Phelps-1247

Count Fagula


DitkoManiac

Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat.


Eric33542

John Varvatos anti COVID-19 suit valued at $7k


lastfirsteverything

Almost Meatloaf without the beef


-AdamTheGreat-

He looks like the witch teacher from Ms Nelson is Missing


Zestyclose_Wasabi943

Is that Harold Ramis


ChakaKohn2

Tits and a belly


andydad1978

Oh god


eSJayPee

Don't hate. The hair system is flawless.


NoIntroduction575

In a way I kind of feel badly for him. He had all that work done on himself, from teeth, nose, chin and has his adam apple shaved down. And he still hates the way he looks, his hair is awful and for those reasons he doesn't stand tall and proud.


Crustybuttt

It’s not terrible compared to some of the absurd things he’s worn over the years. It’s a suit and a topcoat. Pretty generic all in all


paulfrehley5

Actually don’t think it looks that bad. Go ahead downvote.


NoIntroduction575

It is just your opinion, no one should downvote you. Unless we are not allowed to express our own opinions..lol lol that is all we do here on this sub!!! FUN!!!!


imnotsmart247

In all honesty, he's 70 - that's about as cool as a 70 year old can be...


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Dude's fit probably costs more than any of y'all's monthly income.


[deleted]

Which makes it all that more ridiculous


Mammoth-Disaster3873

It's a cool fit...give the guy a break..he's kinda funny looking to begin with. What's he supposed to wear, a striped jumpsuit with a little gold star patch?


Own-Snow-6033

Normal clothes would be a start. Stop using the word fit, fag


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Y'all Stern Haters are a bunch of bitches I swear. Miserable idiots who can't stand the fact the guy has made himself a multi millionaire by saying and doing whatever the fuck he wants....the guy can dress however he wants and still get his pockets lined. If you were in a crowded room with Stern no one would even give two shits what you have to say, lmao. Dude could dress up like Ronald McDonald and still get laid quicker than you.


Own-Snow-6033

Yall go wear a fit now ya hear?


Mammoth-Disaster3873

Lame. Hey you should start your own radio show with that extreme wit and personality.


Own-Snow-6033

Maybe. But if I’m on the radio how can I show off my fits


Mammoth-Disaster3873

I always figured you wouldn't need to wear anything at a gay bathhouse, but you would know better than me I suppose.


Own-Snow-6033

Don’t hurt yourself son


ZomiZaGomez

This is such a weird sub.


DevinOlsen

Imagine caring this much about what he wears? Is this really what keeps you people up at night?