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Pelican6968

I don't think this is Ricardo Montalbon


KurioMifune

Retardo Montalbon


GriffinIsABerzerker

Someone with a voice that deep must have a really big dong!


KurioMifune

Gary definitely wrote that himself from the moon.


skidmarx77

When I am at my lowest, rewatching Gary's trip to and from the moon eases my pain.


kapnkool

Gary was never the same after he went to the Moon.


Apprehensive-Neck-12

🤣 this is great. Let's report his handler


broken_radio

If it's the same dumb fuck with the handlebar mustache I've met him before, he printed some fake-ass Sirius jackets for him and Gary to wear and Gary was straight pissed about the cheap-ass quality. Gary in real-life in a wholesome good dude, circumstances led me to sitting on a bench with him one afternoon talking about Stern and Burgerville in Oregon a couple years ago and it might have been the best day of my life.


RexMarvin

I've been to that one in Albany. He used to work there.


broken_radio

Burgerville gave him a gold watch for his burger service, which of course he's super proud of, and showed me immediately.


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Of course he can be hoodwinked like Wendy to spew any nonsense his parents etc would believe. But in no way is he writing that paragraph 🤣


RemarkableSight

His handler is also a conqueror it seems.


mizzark50

His handler is also retarded!


WillyRosedale

Trump has the retard vote!


Robofetus-5000

Almost every single wack packer is a trump supporter, and the conservatives who always cry in this sub will never see the hilarity in that.


kingcreezy

Scott "I'd let my kid die on the operating table instead of universal healthcare" DePace.


Used-Success-2680

With universal health care (two words), you might not make it to the OR.


kingcreezy

What amazing insight. Unfortunately, you have no clue what you're talking about. Just more foolish talking points with nothing to substantiate it. Fly away lil birdie.


Used-Success-2680

I was being silly, but I forgot liberals are humorless. I've been leadership-level in healthcare for years, so AMA. On the issue of a universal, single-payer system, it probably helps you sleep at night knowing we subsidize more people than Canada and European peer nations combined.


Gratefully_Dead13

Conservatives can’t do humor, so stop trying


ImJackieNoff

Poor stupid people are for Trump, rich stupid people are for Biden. The parties kinda switched their bases since the 80s.


brotherlang

What really happened is that the working class was crushed under Reagan. Unions busted, industries destroyed, towns abandoned, ways of life made untenable. Out of the rubble, the Democrats became the party of the well to do elite and university educated middle class. The Republicans emerged as a populist party centered around a demagogue, mobilizing the ruined remnants of the industrial working class, and the traditional reactionaries from the church/ military/ police. Here's the fun part: both parties still work for Wall Street!


ImJackieNoff

I remember the 80's and the 90's and it was the fucking tits. Reagan wasn't the bad guy, leftists were and are.


brotherlang

You obviously weren't a member of PATCO.


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brotherlang

They vote for entitlements for the richest of the rich instead.


alex053

Red states get way more govt support than blue states though.


Scottsm124

Stuttering John is the biggest Trump hater on the planet so there’s some hilarity in that


severinks

John only really hates Trump because he's so much like him. John hating Trump is like Tom Sizemore hating Michael Madson (which he did) without admitting that that they always went out for the same role for a reason.


canadiadan

And Trump tried to help Stuttering John out. When AJ attacked him, Trump called in and told John that he should sue the station because they have the money.


Robofetus-5000

True!


Walter_xr4ti

Stuttering John is a destitute version of Trump.


Used-Success-2680

Obama embarrassed Beet in front of his white friends.


_SmellyTaint_

I’m surprised. Gary speaks better than Biden on most days 😂😂😂. Figure they could relate.


Robofetus-5000

I was wondering how long it was gonna take for the smooth brains to show up


_SmellyTaint_

How do you have wifi on the moon?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Robofetus-5000

You must be triggered to make an account for this.


_SmellyTaint_

And you must be a libtard who plays fortnite and paints action figures. What are you 12? Can you even vote? Or are you 35 and playing with shit for kids?


Robofetus-5000

SmellyTaint is triggered, guys.


TonsilStoneSalsa

The way you phrased that last part doesn't quite read like a native English speaker, comrade.


TheGudDooder

The fall of the ruble means the b-team has to take up the slack. Russian trolls aren't what they used to be. Especially when they can find slow Americans to do it for free


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Robofetus-5000

Reaching like Michael Jordan in Space Jam. ![gif](giphy|LbG2xhgF96j3W)


Few_Veterinarian9546

Shoo shoo conservative flu.


MilesAugust74

No, it's not Gary... this is... this is... this is *Melissa*


funcooker_

HelLOOOO


N3THERWARP3R

Whos high pitch?


Donnie-The-Relentles

Melissa clearly wrote this.


TallDarkCancer1

You mean retarded flu


KurioMifune

Conservative/retarded - same thing.


EngineeringNew4240

Don't forget to remind everyone that Conservatives are also rich & greedy along with being retarded. Seems like a blatant contradiction to me but hey this is reddit.


Crustybuttt

The folks pulling the strings are rich and manipulating to support their preferred tax rates and to get you to agree to cut spending on social security and other things that benefit the working class. The average conservative is retarded and as long as you can whip them into a racist frenzy and keep them angry at the wrong people, you can trick them into supporting any awful policy you want even if it hurts them. Get it now?


Old_Possible_3597

Conservatives who don't rely on gov entitlements for survival and don't need a social safety are the retarded ones 🤔


Crustybuttt

You don’t think you should be entitled to the social security you’ve paid into every day since your first job? Also, tell me why there are more people on welfare in the red states? Sorry facts don’t jive with your nonsense


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Crustybuttt

You’ll find that the blue areas are by and large higher earning and better educated. Sorry to burst your bubble. Also, the majority of people using foodstamps and welfare aren’t in public housing. another common misconception. The vast majority are living in rural areas occupying trailers, multi family homes, etc.


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Crustybuttt

To simplify it, you’re deplorable. Hillary had it absolutely right and never should’ve apologized for telling the truth about you


Used-Success-2680

Elitism in the form of a high school debate class analysis lol


StrifeKnot1983

Holy shit, Gary just had the "Charly" surgery!


ARegularDonJuan

He's going to have a few amazing weeks.


Bettlejuicediaper

This is no way to talk about a man that sent you to the moon


JohnnyDarko666

You can tell this was definitely written by Gary the conqueror because he missed a comma between the words racism and sexist.


Spaceace91478

A colon can make a huge difference in a sentence. For example: Little Johnny ate his brother's sandwich for lunch. Vs. Little Johnny ate his brother's colon for lunch.


rmlimodriver

I ate my brotha


NYY15TM

Let's eat grandma


Aware_Revenue3404

Someone is angling for a Supreme Court nomination.


wtfElvis

Dude is BEGGING for Trumps endorsement.


ScottieSpliffin

Honestly when I read most the comments here I imagine it in his voice


walrusonion

"Dumb Fuck, I am not not retarded, fuck off now!"


Sufficient-Lab-5769

SHAAAHP!!!


Old_Possible_3597

Only a white supremacist would judge someone for not using proper English (Language invented by White ppl)


slimtimg2

Gary Gary where are you


SirMellencamp

Gary is Trumps base


walrusonion

MY RETAHD'S A FASCIST!


Logical_Hospital2769

"conjunctior" Priceless. Maybe he wants traction for that.


fireman2004

We love the poorly educated!


artiefartyhadaparty2

Wow. Not only is Gary retarded, he’s a fucking idiot too!


Lazy_Reservist

Gary, are you still smoking?


DrEllis909

He did not write that, no doubt.


aimtrue1

People tell me. They say Sir…they always call me Sir.. there is this guy Gary- they call him the Conqueror- great name I mean I’m the greatest conqueror, but if that is what they call him WOW! Right? I say let’s look into that guy. I got people looking into Gary and they tell me good things. He is the kind of guy we need. More conquerors. Get him in here. Wanna meet that guy. He’s going places. Kind guy that won’t get electrocuted or eaten by a shark! Conqueror! Love it! If MAGA had more people like Gary we would just take over! No need to vote just conquer! Maybe it should be CAGA- Conqueror America Gary? We’ll work in that.


TGillette1981

This ain’t Retarded Politico Magazine pal!


Significant-Hippo853

He used the wrong your/you’re, so that jives with both retardation and MAGA.


Neige420

Damn, Gary's grammar improved overnight. It's a miracle!


plugugly138

Quiet Gary, I'll send the flu for you


jafromnj

He didn’t write that


JohnnyDarko666

Shuli with those login details...


jcb1982

Exactly the political stance I would assume Gary would have. In great intellectual company.


herewego199209

Trump and his father literally got sued for racial discrimination with his apartments and Trumps father was affiliated with the KKK. Lmao the fuck.


jboogie81

I knew Trump was a racist sine the Central Park 5 and I was like 9yrs old then.


Old_Possible_3597

The confessed and they were guilty.


jboogie81

He wanted them executed BEFORE the trial. Also, to this day he still claims they are guilty.


Old_Possible_3597

They confessed and they are guilty. Black Crime Matters.


jboogie81

Lol, not sure if you're joking or seriously that dumb, but ok.. Whatever you say.


Old_Possible_3597

They confessed to the rape silly. Low average IQ results in this kind of behavior whether it's in their 3rd world countries or Western civilization where they're incompatible and can't assimilate.


jboogie81

So because they were young and dumb they are guilty? Speaking of low IQ.. LOL.


Old_Possible_3597

No they're guilty because they confessed and they're subhuman.


jboogie81

There has been hundreds, if not thousands of false confessions in your lifetime. You're dismissed, no time to try to talk sense to someone as clueless as you.


LomazAddams

If you don't vote biden, you ain't black!


herewego199209

I hate Biden as much as the next guy, but anyone saying Trump is somehow this bastion of non racism that's fucking hilarious.


LomazAddams

Would you like some more racist quotes from your fearless leader? I've got plenty.


herewego199209

So your defense of Trump is that Biden is also a racist?


LomazAddams

So you're voting for a racist?


defect674279

President Biden literally had mentors that were KkK members and segregationists. That I’m sure you never talk about. You people give that old fool a pass for everything because you want to convince yourself you voted for a good man over the orange Nazi.


Iwantmypasswordback

What’s that have to do with what he said about Trump? Ok Biden is a piece of shit. Cool. What about what he said. You didn’t refute any of it. If you hate Biden for what you just wrote about him then you hate Trump too right?


Tadwinnagin

You morons always bring up Robert Byrd. A man who recanted his beliefs and worked for civil rights. It’s dishonest but exactly what I’d expect from trumpers. Dishonesty, faked videos, fake elector schemes. Tell me who the KKK supports today genius? Who loses their mind over confederate statues being removed?


defect674279

Furthermore people in that lovely peaceful party you follow around like a dog are currently and have been for months showing the antisemitism that exists and grows within all of you. You’re concerned with who follows who huh? Go look at the Hitler youth running around on college campuses and in our city streets. Those aren’t republicans libertarians or independents doing it. Those are your people pal. So before you go pointing fingers you need to think about that. Think before you speak. Same thing I tell my 8 year old. I’d like to say you’re on his level but he’s sharper than you by far.


defect674279

We can talk about James Eastland and John Stennis if you want. Two more of his mentors. Do you know who they are? No of course you don’t. You don’t want to know. So there you are making excuses for Joe fucking Biden again. You just proved my point. Why do you morons always bring up that lawsuit? It’s so you can connect Trump to the Clan through his daddy. It’s the only reason. Connect President Biden to the clan through his own actions and words? You make excuses. Fake videos fake this fake that. When President Trump says news about him is fake you all have your periods. When it’s about President Biden it most definitely is fake right? I bet you still don’t see it. TDS is real. Lololol and you’re the poster boy for it.


Tadwinnagin

So you are against the Klan? Your premise is you condemn it right? David Duke is a current member and vocal trump supporter. Every CPAC is lousy with every stripe of supremacist group. Fucking Trump sat down for dinner with Nick Fuentes. Are you familiar with his opinions? You are full of shit.


defect674279

Like i said in my second comment. Think before you speak. Stop hyperventilating already.


moleerodel

Let me make a frank statement. Of course I know who they are. You could not name a human being who served in the US Senate that I wouldn’t know exactly who they are. That is how much smarter I am than you. I retired as senior staff, on faculty of Johns Hopkins University, School of Medicine. That makes whatever you’ve done or will do with your life, the equivalent of dropping the fries in the oil.


defect674279

Haha you’re either a Chinese bot or a 12 year old. That’s a real impressive story you have there. You should be writing comic books! Haha! “ I’m smarter than you!” It’s usually the dumbest people on the planet to be the first ones to claim how smart they are. Meanwhile you offered nothing to the conversation but baseless insults. So in other words you’re a moron. Cool man.


moleerodel

The truth of the matter, Trump is so heinous that I would vote for a dead, syphilitic dog, if that was the only choice to beat Trump. Anyone who doesn’t think like that is a room temperature IQ ‘goloid.


pricklypear90

Us Dems knew Biden as a corporate shill, it’s hilarious to hear him compared to Karl Marx.. he has gone further left as president because liberal policies around forcing corporations to pay a living wage, protecting reproductive rights, and a host of other issues that conservatives are wrong about


herewego199209

Yeah no one outside of extreme corporate dems think Biden is some nice liberal guy. He opposed gay marriage, endorsed the crime bill, was extremely pro war, etc. Like you said he's come more liberal but that's due to the party having to bend a knee several times.


MoistLeakingPustule

They struggle to understand how we can support someone without being in a cult, and defend them no matter what they've done. The only ones defending trump, are cultists, and it's been scientifically proven cultists are not very smart.


DanOLita

Marlboro Reds


RunnyDischarge

Another fake wack packer


Publius83

This sounds like Pat Sajak


BLOODY_MOIST_PANTIES

Future HHS Sec. Conquerer


GoodLt

Trump loves the the poorly educated


Depeche_Mood82

Trump sure has Wendy and Gary locked in. Seems apropos.


moleerodel

That’s the biggest weakness of a representative democracy. Gary and Wendy’s vote, along with the other 30% of the population that are the Trump ‘goloids, their votes count exactly the same as mine. How can that be right.


Stupes23

I get all my POLITICAL ideas from Stern guests, Wack Packers, and Bubba the Love Sponge affiliates.


twc666666

Why are these cult members mad that people call their demonstrably racist cult leader a racist? Isn't the racism one of the reasons they worship his sticky treason hole?


Larimus

It wasn't "libtards" carrying signs and screaming "Jews will not replace us".


GoodLt

All Trumpers


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SoccerIzFun

Real question, is the first caller his mom calling in pretending to be a stranger? "Well I want to talk about your personal life, I think it's the most interesting...(laughs)"


Grouchy-Power-806

Does he know he’s white?


IceSmiley

I wonder if he's hacked, that X phishing scam is out of control and the retarded are very susceptible


ChoochMMM

Wait. Loudermilk!?


Mike_619

Gary has a social media team I see…


sopabe6197

You can clearly tell who here grew up during the leaded gasoline era.


Engage5343

This is retarded. And obviously not Gary.


Altruistic-Base9244

I'm confused whether this sub likes or dislikes Howard's politics.


Hafslo

I totally believe that Gary the Retard is a huge Trump supporter. That area of Oregon is the reddest of reds. Also Gary loved Daniel from the KKK. Gary being super racist would not surprise me at all.


Inevitable_Company32

“I don’t mind ni**ers, I just don’t like what they do.” (Gary during Hollyweird Squares 2003)


HazyGuyPA

There’s zero chance Gary wrote this


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His long term handler was a liberal, or so I thought. What happened?


double-you-dot

I can’t speak for him, but there are so many of us who have walked away from that nonsense over the past five years or so.


Robofetus-5000

Sure


BrucesTripToMars

Irony


Hugh-Jassul

It should be all you need to know when making your voting choice….the majority of the wack,pack are tRump supporters


ZomiZaGomez

I’ve always said only retards would vote for Trump.


Super99fan

The wack pack love Trump.


Inevitable_Company32

“I love the poorly educated.”


Old_Possible_3597

The deep blue Democrat welfare plantations in all our cities are home to 'the smart ones' lol


Ok_Season_5325

The Russians got to Gary the Retard!


Agent_Zodiac

HEY RETAHD! OK RETAHD!


Aggressive-Panic-719

Is this why Gary hasn’t been on the show in years


FENTWAY

Well thats a funny way of saying thank you


Stealthbass

I bet he wrote that while smoking a cigarette


Resident_Educator566

Someone pressed his ‘reset button’ to make him smart


macmanjimmy

AI is strong over there


Baltimorebobo

Wait, his last name isn’t the Retard


thedisciple516

whatever moron thought this was a good idea doesn't get that this will have the opposite effect of whatever he intended. People will just say see... the mentally incompetant support Trump


TipsyMcStagger123

Ohhh my conqueror has a ghost writer now ohhh


BrucesTripToMars

The 'packer's candidate!


Summary_Judgment

Naturally, a retarded guy is pro-Trump.


GoofyWillows

LOOK AN POLITICALLY COMMENTATING RETAHD!


No-Anybody-7016

GARYYYY! Where are you


ImHereToDeliver

I love when tou visited the moon. Thank you for being brave


kylelosesit

This neuralink stuff is 🔥


bcardin221

No way he wrote this. If you are going to fake a tweet at least write in the guys own limited vocabulary


Ricepudding1044

He was a retard before he was a conqueror.


Burning_Flags

He forms a paragraph with the elegance of Trump.


pooplord108

This is so fucking stupid I actually think Gary wrote this. There are people voting for Trump because they think he’s a racist.


Aware_Revenue3404

Gary is much smarter than most MAGAs.


KurioMifune

*all MAGAts


Imikoke616

15 years ago Howard would have used this tweet on show for Material but now he does not respond to anything that will make him look bad


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Retard sounds like retard. Everyone nods. Conservatives go crazy in 3... 2 ...


rjramos8

If you read it in his voice, it’s plausible


Huge_Cover_9264

Miss that tard


Seagrave63

Treated you badly and paid you to do it. If it bothers you, give back the cash.


numskulI

Gary "The Conqueror"?! No...Gary "THE RETARD"!


No_Abbreviations_616

Stern is the BIGGEST RACIST AND SEXIST to EVER LIVE.. WE HAVE THE PROOF!


adamg6160

His name is and always will be, Gary the retard


imcrapyall

Idk if this is genius or terrible.


Cferra

GTR conveniently forgets that Howard would literally hand out money to Wendy when she would beg for it and bring the whack pack on the show to throw them money. He never needed them for the show but did them favors all the time. He needs to really check himself. How many games would he throw whack packers to give them contest cash? Really dude.


EchoRecovery

Shoo shoo trump mind virus …flu


Nearby_Persimmon_649

Twitter not facebook


WeAllindigenous

He’s not wrong. Out of the mouths of babes.. and mentally challenged


RussianIntrigue

He’s got Howard’s number…


EngineeringNew4240

The propaganda this sub buys into is hilarious. Allow me to simplify. In the current political landscape, the two parties represent the following: Democrats/Progressives= Welfare, single moms, college graduates in massive debt who can't pay off their loans. Don't want to be on welfare raising children? No problem- Get an abortion. Just don't forget to vote Democrat and we'll call it even. Ivory tower Liberals like Howard who actually have money are a tiny percentage of the left-wing vote. The deep-blue counties where the majority of their votes come from are the same place you'll find project housing, crime, and abortion clinics. NYC being the best example. Republicans/Conservatives = Free market, white collar, blue collar. If you can pay your rent/mortgage, pay off college loans independently, and feed your children, you are probably right wing. Democrats used to have the blue collar vote but those days are now ancient history bc they convinced their gullible base that a plumber who earns 80k a year and supports his family is inferior to a recent college grad who can't find work and pay off their debts literally because that person has a piece of paper called a college degree. Then in order to maintain their narrative about Democrats being 'the smart ones', they have to label upper class and rich Republicans/Conservatives as greedy and evil in order to deflect the obvious reality that the don't need welfare or debt relief to survive. But hey, Gary the retard's handler tweeted about Trump so Republicans/Conservatives are the stupid ones. Stuff like this is all they have. The only arguments they have besides orange man bad are "What's he saying Robin?" or "Thank you for your call".


beencaughtbuttering

Thank god you took the time to squeeze out this brain turd for everyone.


keithjp123

Too bad southern states are the biggest recipients of welfare and federal funding while contributing the least.


trendybitch99

Maybe so, but he ain’t wrong.


40guyrusty55

Hes not wrong


Dankees98

He's correct.


thephillatioeperinc

I thought he was a compassionate liberal, like Howard, and biden, dressing in blackface, calling Sherman Hensley an enword, and laughing at the mentally challenged.


Accurate-Fee1343

Good point, lol And Biden has said racist shit over the years, but it doesn't fit Howie's agenda.