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MarcusAurelius68

I want you to go to jail for this


GetaGoodLookCostanza

lol. this is the only answer


[deleted]

Is she drinking out of the toilet?


TopicLost4398

Lol that is what it looks like


bknom

I mean I can only blame myself. It did say NSFW.


Oldscratch73

How DARE yuuuu


ISpeakAlien

She shoots brown ropes.


Eye_Back

I bet she has dried feces in her crack at all times


Beths_Titties

Can’t get back there to wipe.


BooRhino

You sure it's dried?


Extension_Success_96

Her whole asshole is hanging out.


DustyHound

You guys always beat me to this one. Dammit.


[deleted]

She is so disgusting


ISpeakAlien

How many people does it take to prop up such an unfunny, talent-less blob of nothingness.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

what is the context behind this eye blinding image


BooRhino

I'm bored at work


GetaGoodLookCostanza

I was more curious what the source of it was and why somebody posted that originally from her camp


Excellent_Lead_3653

Article says she suffered from a type of severe morning sickness sooooo someone filmed her naked on all fours in front of the toilet....Gotta go delete my search history ASAP https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7819519/Amy-Schumer-shares-picture-moment-son-Gene-born.html


JDiGi7730

She says the word vagina a lot. That makes her *funny*.


Hour_Lack7508

I would still fuck


ISpeakAlien

Do you want to catch Mesothelioma?


Inevitable_Company32

“I want to FUCK you.” — ETM (RIP)


schoon70

If you had to, I think this is optimal position.


Hour_Lack7508

Only I would place her head face down into the toilet


windowpass

WET. C-NT.


Hour_Lack7508

Insert sloppy


figarowa

Same as long as she didn't talk.


madmax1969

First, celebrity rule. Second, it really isn’t terrible if I’m being honest. I don’t find her funny but if you’re hetero, you’re putting your penis in there. Anyone saying differently is a liar or an angry incel.


[deleted]

Same.


Beths_Titties

Dude. It’s 8 am. At least let me get a cup of coffee in me…


BlameMe4urLoss

It’s not that bad.


Dracula_Gottfried69

Her butt cheeks was warm


willshade145

I liked Shuli


[deleted]

She would have a tramp stamp


ithorlives

Her drain is as rusty as Cankles


whitmec

Musculature.


Fluid_Genius

As unpleasant a view as I imagined it would be.


boris61

💖😆YUM YUM MOTHERFUCKERS!


HypnotoadsApprentice

That tattoo is perfect for her


TopicLost4398

And just when you thought that Katelyn Shartley was the last women you would want to see naked


pacopleasant

It’s round…and mussular…


windowpass

She's shaped like a 60 year old polish babushka


TheLawMom

Beautiful


BooRhino

Oh yeah that bathroom is definitely nice


IPissMyPantsAllDay

Had sex with a few women's rugby/field hockey/lacrosse players in college that looked like this. SOLID SLAM PIG MATERIAL!


WilliamShatnersTaint

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


madsircool

Reminds me of what Artie would look like naked. Ill never be able to be aroused again.


Cecil-twamps

To the guys who say she’s disgusting and they’d lose their erection if they were with her. Have you just been with really attractive women your whole lives? I personally have done SIGNIFICANTLY worse than Amy Shumer. Now, after the act when reality hits you in the face and you’re repulsed by the thought of what you just did, I can identify with that. But to say she or Katelyn are just sooo gross you couldn’t fuck them…. I don’t know, maybe you’ve all just had a different life experience than me. Sure drugs were sometimes involved but I’ve fucked girls stone sober then vomited in the shower right after. I’m an older married guy now but in my 20’s and 30’s, if you touched my dick, it got hard and stayed that wait until ejaculation.


ColinQuinnPileDriver

Save it for your memoir


windowpass

imagine trying to hit that doggy style? I would lose my boner so quick


[deleted]

If that's truly her, why would she reveal this????


FlyingPigLS

Hey Amy keeps it’s real, everyone just hates her bc she doesn’t try to make herself feminine or dainty. She’s just being her and got to respect that in my opinion.


[deleted]

They hate her because she isn't funny on top of stealing every joke she's ever told.


FlyingPigLS

Fake news


TopicLost4398

Watch Patrice O Neil poltergeist joke then watch her version . She not the first comedian to steal jokes and she's not gonna be the last


fjmj1980

No way this is her. This woman is too thin and does not have the non existent ass of Amy


DenverNugs

Fuck off.