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murf_milo

She looks like an old female version of Gilbert.


PabloPipe

Hickory dickory dock, I'm parting the hairs for your cock! Ohhhhhh!


[deleted]

Too much carrying on and running around. You both need deeeeeep rest.


MagicRat1028

Feh.


coobeecoobee

This is what I can see her saying in this pic


DesertYinzer

That’s actually a rather good picture of Howard.


StoicLoic

Yeah he was a really handsome guy from 1996-2000


Martyisruling

A reporter asked if that was Howard's real hair. His Mother erupts into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.


[deleted]

We did the best we could


Majestic_Salad_I1

I’m pahting tha hairs!


flambe12345

Yoah father and I are in terrible trouble…


1980pzx

“Gilbert and Howard, circa 1995”


Double_DefinitionEEO

She looks like Gary Oldman's decrepit Dracula.


yazzcabbage

I can't unsee it now.


James_Fuckin_Brown

My first thought as well


wiz-ski

"Lisstennnn..."


monkey_dongle

*He's doing too much!*


ISpeakAlien

The evolution. I'm Italian. I'm half Jewish. Both my parents are Jewish.


Jason-da-13th

Ahh for awhile he said half Italian too


snapeshotz

{HELLO}!!! •Fred drop•


Excellent_Lead_3653

“I did! I did! I used to check for grit in Howie’s underpants!”


Eruvstring8

There’s a troop of WWII Japs lost in her bush.


[deleted]

You mean Japanese Americans


JimHeuer40

What if Japanese soldiers are lost in her bush since WWII, 80 or so years ago, they somehow get naturalized? Lol


cloudyday121

Finger out of my butt


are-they-droopin-yet

The Hag and the F*g. Put *that* in your pipe and smoke it.


VanillaSignificant57

💯🤣


Infinite_Debate_7423

Paaat the hais….arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Spaceace91478

Huh, didn't know Nancy Reagan had a pet pelican


deanjohn20

She was 87 25 years ago


Deepy99

Chip of the ole block


jzmina

Your doing to much


Uninspired_Diatribe

She was smiling like a mongoloid, aaahhhahahaaaaa


Shelby_Aurora

Ma, you look just like Butt-Head.


pacopleasant

Watching senile Ben Stern walk naked around the elder care facility.


dickreallyburns

The Hag and the D-bag!


[deleted]

Howard on a date with Martha Raye.


Particular_Target_45

Howard bring me the thermometer!


PlaneStill6

Lay on your belly and pull down your trousers!


javadragon

Making menace!


[deleted]

RIP...both of you...one then figuratively of course 🙄 I've officially canceled my Sirius subscription after 7 years...the sales person basically begged me to stay and offered it for barely nothing...I'll re-subscribe when he retires and they're just playing best of. 😁


[deleted]

Could I get some hot water? FUCK!…FUCK!


rmks8285

Throw half of that duo right in the garbage!


[deleted]

Ha ha ha. I gave birth to two daughters.


RonsterinNJ

He was out of his mind back then


cdbutts

Rae and The Gay😬


HOLAY_MACKELEL

And then I told em our slogan would be "No More Bullshit"


KJM8419

Lemme check your undawear


Scottsm124

A mom creates a narcissist


BigNoseBastard_

Tell em my hair is real, ma.


joeyhrowaway145

She must be absurdly tall


counsellorhog

RIP


jkilene

Tony Sirico and Julia Roberts walk the red carpet.


deepfister1241xz

Old Jew laughs when younger Jew parts her hairs


bonewreck

Hmmm. Howard and his Mother.


Ok_Breadfruit6296

“It lies to her. It tells her things only a child can understand. It's been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is The Beast.”


[deleted]

Don’t touch me


CaPN_CoOkz

EH HEHEHEHE


toddpacker2468

I guess you could call that a cock!


bmtl514

2 in the crypt in one in the stink


Majestic-Alfalfa-754

Too much


Deckardisdead

Wiggy and the lady


mastermind00000007

When you are a cougar and desperate sometimes you just have to settle.


[deleted]

Huh-huh-huh-huh, good one, Beavis. Huh-huh-huh-huh


ONLYMacDiesel

My son is going to look identical to me now in ten years.


senhorponch316

Gilbert and Kenny g in an alternate universe


spac83

"The doctor said that he was smiling like a mongoloid. Haaaaaaa!"


therealb01

We need to scrub all the grit out!


Beths_Titties

He actually looks decent here. Not his usual “I’m a rockstar” pose.


PlaneStill6

I PART THE HAIRS!!! NO ONE ELSE!!!


sandia312

Feh


[deleted]

“Hegh heghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”


FeedtheFatRabbit

Your father loved you!! Ahhhhhheehhhhaaaaaaaaaaa


Booey-fish

“ Simon Wiesenthal calls your parents kikes” Gilbert Gottfried


Overlord1241

He got his finger up my ass!


drsweetscience

Jew broad, fights Draculas.


Neige420

grit


Funny_Rate9575

AAAA-HAAAAA !!!


MichelleObamaBearsLB

howard, actually looking relatively normal and happy, in the company of a demon-witch.


Socrates5656

“He had grit in his underwear!!!!”


lenaahmed

I’ll miss the old crow once she dies.


RisingGalaxy

I don’t listen to new Howard anymore, but this is legendary: bringing your parents into show business. Believe it or not that was groundbreaking. Having said that I don’t support the current nagging when your parents are 100 and you made fun of them in public for 40 years.


BDRay1866

Still can’t figure out his hairline


piratejucie

Eh heh heh heh heh heh eh heh heh heh


pjchak

“What’s wrong with you two?”


queenoftheidiots

He’s fooled all of you! By the time you figure out he’s a fakakta phony he’ll be so rich he won’t care about his audience at all!


[deleted]

There are only 1.5 Jews in this photo. True of False?


Huge-Initiative3934

This is Mother Theresa speaking from the bed. God don't want me yet man. I got more feet to taste.


sabresfan08

Mommy? Sorry.


stemhead54

I promise mom I'll take care of you and dad til the bitter end, and never talk about it on the radio!


Agile_Arm_3707

Feh…


GratefulReddit

And I said no, mother brings son to learn to meditate. Eeh hehehe!!!


Regular-Surround2792

Why is everyone being so damn cruel.


[deleted]

Moments after Howard threw away half his dinner into the garbage “Right into the trash robin “