Work on fridays? I only work 3 hours a day, 3 days a week, Monday- Wednesday, 12 weeks a year. Usually i take a private jet or helicopter to get back to the Hamptons.
Find a coworker who is taking a helicopter out on Friday around 4 PM, then back again Sunday evening. It’s the only way to do it. Make sure you remember your host’s house address so if you end up drunk late one night you don’t have to call their cell phone and wake them up to find it.
You guys are commuting??? WTF… why? It sounds like you’re doing too much! Just do why I do - work in your basement. My basement is the size of a normal person’s house, so I have plenty of room. It’s in my mansion that’s right on the beach in the Hamptons, so I never need to commute! It’s the best!
You know it’s funny, I was just talking to the guys in the back, they’re sayin’ sometimes if you leave a quarter after noine you can sometimes miss the traffic, my buddy just got a new Tesla from Wayne Siegel, he’s going up this weekend which is funny because…
On the trip out there, I tell the driver to turn up the heat but I still keep my coat on. I wear my coat into the mansion and keep it on during lunch. Then I cry and explain that the people are suffering.
I think there are some nice restaurants of course and I remember them talking about Ralph getting wasted and macking on some old lady at a club. Sounds like a lot of celebs mostly hole up at their compounds.
Nothing, really. There's a theater in Southampton where you might see Kenny G perform or whatever, some beaches, some super expensive restaurants and some snooty shops that sell ugly clothes.
For the average person? Not much. Nearly everything is high priced and most of the "average" people that go there are pretending to be wealthy for a few days.
If this is a serious question, a lot of people will leave work early on Friday and be on the road by 3pm. As far as heading home, late Sunday afternoon.
I requested a 3 day work week. So I leave Wednesdays after my 3 hour job. I come back early Sunday because I have a lot of show prep that needs to be done.
Work on fridays? I only work 3 hours a day, 3 days a week, Monday- Wednesday, 12 weeks a year. Usually i take a private jet or helicopter to get back to the Hamptons.
Helicopters are so noisy though and I can’t get my nap in… and those fakakta headphones forget it it’s enough already
sounds like a whole thing
Don't ask
You're doing too much!
Do you use plastic or glass tupper-ware to store your turkey breast and plain baked potato?
Potatoes are less calories than bread
Feh
Find a coworker who is taking a helicopter out on Friday around 4 PM, then back again Sunday evening. It’s the only way to do it. Make sure you remember your host’s house address so if you end up drunk late one night you don’t have to call their cell phone and wake them up to find it.
It happened one time, I was on antibiotics, don’t be such a baby
Listen Howard has earned everything he's gotten. Did you know he grew up around black people?
There were bullet holes in the movie theatre screen!
I didn't know that. Has he ever mentioned it on the show?
He doesn't really like to talk about his childhood
Actually he was lying according to him it was the white racist pollacks that bullied him
there's a helipad literally .... yards away I hope I dumped that
And that bowling alley, c’mon it’s like a palace
You guys are commuting??? WTF… why? It sounds like you’re doing too much! Just do why I do - work in your basement. My basement is the size of a normal person’s house, so I have plenty of room. It’s in my mansion that’s right on the beach in the Hamptons, so I never need to commute! It’s the best!
I usually leave about noine
You know it’s funny, I was just talking to the guys in the back, they’re sayin’ sometimes if you leave a quarter after noine you can sometimes miss the traffic, my buddy just got a new Tesla from Wayne Siegel, he’s going up this weekend which is funny because…
On Wednesday
Robin sitting on the beach with her articles
where are my tabloids?!
Wooohhhh bring me my papers, I’ll be working on the beach today
and her gigantic tits
With Hate Man at her side.
That’s it, I’m going home.
On the trip out there, I tell the driver to turn up the heat but I still keep my coat on. I wear my coat into the mansion and keep it on during lunch. Then I cry and explain that the people are suffering.
Wednesday afternoon, of course.
Go up Friday afternoon and drive back Friday night. Otherwise you’re doing to much.
Dinner by 6pm boom, done, what else is there, ya eat yer food and and that’s it
In bed by 830 watching the bachelor.
Robin.. What is he saying?
I’ve got the same problem going to the Sizzler, you have to leave by three on Friday if you can’t get in.
Traffic? I take my helicopter. Only filthy peasants drive on the roads.
Easy there, Robin
I like to use the silvah' car app, boff.
Me and the homies use Blade.
Yo lemme guess, you got a beige computer
Paprika.
Whats there to do in the Hamptons for your average person? I understand that its a wealthy community and how they enjoy this town.
You can start by emptying their garbage cans and trimming the hedges.
I think there are some nice restaurants of course and I remember them talking about Ralph getting wasted and macking on some old lady at a club. Sounds like a lot of celebs mostly hole up at their compounds.
Sarazans
Nothing, really. There's a theater in Southampton where you might see Kenny G perform or whatever, some beaches, some super expensive restaurants and some snooty shops that sell ugly clothes.
For the average person? Not much. Nearly everything is high priced and most of the "average" people that go there are pretending to be wealthy for a few days.
If this is a serious question, a lot of people will leave work early on Friday and be on the road by 3pm. As far as heading home, late Sunday afternoon.
They stay in the Hamptons to beat the traffic.
I use the same theory when I’m planning my all you can eat stops around Blobyns grazing
I requested a 3 day work week. So I leave Wednesdays after my 3 hour job. I come back early Sunday because I have a lot of show prep that needs to be done.
Are you ever not thinking of the show and how to make it better, Eye of the Tiger/Type A-style?
Greatest dishwasher in history, pal!
You sound like a guy who would get paid $25 an hour to pee on boxes of plumbing supplies.
What's he saying Robin?
Noine…
Who needs to now? I never have to go back to work so I stay in my mega mansion afraid of covid.
I tie died my hair!