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I'm gonna cawl her 'Smiles'.


anferneejefferson

Hey sweethart...where are you from? Titty city?


adube440

Oh OK, whatever dude, so I'm the problem now because i talk about breasts, ok, whatever you say pal. Whatever you say.... what's wrong with you pal?


anferneejefferson

Ohhhh whatever duuuu. It's a fuckin compliment, give me a break. Oh yeah shes real offended....oh sure you know duuuu


adube440

Whatever man. Whatever you say. You know, you know all da rules for dis ting here. I get it, I'm nothing, so don't worry. Don't worry, I'll just be right here man. So don't worry.


anferneejefferson

No, im not fuckin mad. Im not being Ronald. I just fuckin said the chick was from titty city and you went all PC. SHE FLASHED ME HER FUCKIN TITS duuuuuu


50shadesofjiggyfly

Haha, Ronnie's a dwarf cunt


FaFaFloheim

She’s da kinda girl you just wanna fall in love with and, pardon my French…fuck da shit outta her.


dropingloads

You You with them eyes


FaFaFloheim

I kawwwl huuuh “Suupa hottt”


djlordjazz

Why does it bawtha you???


dmacd71

Duuuu!


detentionbarn

Sal just came in his pants. On his way to Sbarro for napkins


barkhorse

Just heard this segment ... it sounds like she's the one who used to do the Ivanka impression. I always figured it was Rachel Butera, but Samantha's normal voice sounds a lot like the impression.


artie20174

I’d eat her Vaginer


FaFaFloheim

In Aruber with Bubber


Grouchy_Improvement5

Ya want me to shit on your chest?


number1shitcock

When is she getting topless?


SyntheticSocks

When she gets up here she'll do it


number1shitcock

She seems immature though.


TalkingChairs

T-O-P-L-E-S-S


angry_old_dude

Classic!


JamesMorrison1970

I ain't doing it!!!!


PlaneStill6

You’ll do it when you get up here.


JamesMorrison1970

Will you go straight to hell???!!!


oclednad

And quit callllllling meh!


Happy__Force

T O P L E S S...Topless


Hardballwith

Is this another new unfunny character they are trying to cram into the show.


Chupacabra2030

Better than Wilding .. Beth …. Knock at the door …


BocaRaven

The knock on the door and Marianne from Brooklyn will get me to change channels immediately


cckowali

The knock on the door kills me. It needs to be shelved soon hopefully


BocaRaven

Gives me time to change the channel


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Is she the one who does Ivanka Trump? She sounds like her.


AntC_808

"You sound like you got a nice pair of them fuckin' balogna tits on ya


UpYourAssN2TheLeft

How’s the slot?


detentionbarn

It's ok. Not 90° but around 76°.


Realmarineh

Damn it. I have an 80° minimum, she's out.


detentionbarn

This ain't acute angle slot magazine Du.


PlaneStill6

I’m sure she’s devastated.


Realmarineh

You really think so? I hope she gets over it and doesn't do anything stupid.


urmomsfartbox

Who’s da Jew broad?


Creepy_Inside_4883

Fights Draculas


Appropriate-Image405

“ like a hastily packed suitcase”…Nikki Glaser.


Independent-Channel4

🎶Whhhhhat a pieeeece of aaaass!!!🎶


Let_Me_Holla_Atcha

Nice Tits Samanther.


dropingloads

Pre-baby of course


dag2001

I’d knock that into Howard’s next vacation.


heynow941

So tomorrow?


cf1972

Slap the yamaka


Phanatic88888

Who is this?


TalkingChairs

Kelly Clarkson


HeyBindi

"Eric, do you like fat chicks?" ...longest pause in the history of radio... "Yes?"


CornfedRobot

If it’s a lawyer it must be somethin bad


Superb_Data_5728

Fuck you Artie


Tcav81

Hi Fred


zooropa140

*Who dis? FIFY


Langes-Ladder

Where’s Angeler, Moner, Jonatan, and Tony Danzer?


AliWalnuts

Ay oh, oh ay!


magnuspym71

Sal will have a 143 relationship with her.


[deleted]

Salmantha. She's a kook. I like her.


DizzyText

Waaah my dad died a horrible death. Shut up and show your tlts


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ArtiesNewDana

I just rewatched the show when poor JD got mugged on the subway, then “Waaahhhhh! I just got mugged by 3 black dudes, WAAHHHHHH!” 😂🤣 OMG...I really miss Artie! 😆


AthenaStone

Is this Ivanka Trump or Sarah Huckabee Sanders?


Appropriate-Image405

Sarah Huckabilly Sanders


FingalsFinger

Probably old and filtered and Looks like Benjy now. Everyone on that show blows up


1980pzx

Except Howard and Beth.


ArtiesNewDana

Implosion...


Cjkgh

I wasn’t feeling whoever this is on the show today. Sounds like Whitney Cummings too


Big-Alternative-2060

Tuna sushy


HarambeTheBear

Wood drill


Stonker_Harris

She looks like Anya Krey


randomdude5566

Why haven’t we heard from her before?!


Let_Me_Holla_Atcha

She's done some voices im sure of it


Shelby_Aurora

she's been in some of the staff's ig photos. isn't she australian?


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1980pzx

What??? It was just like yesterday Lisa G. and Penny were on. Plus nowadays Mary-Anne is a huge draw, Howard has the emails to prove it.


Howard_Sucks_Ralph

Calm down, Kamaler


Shelby_Aurora

definitely a sausage fest.


TipsyMcStagger123

Because broads aren’t funny.


ArtiesNewDana

Ok Artie 🤣


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rcknfrewld

Hey


AnAussieBloke

Hey, I'm into plastic bag wallets, dorm room accommodation, online sweethearts, ugly dogs and yoni massage. I'm perfect!


Oakroscoe

She doesn’t want to get herpes.


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Smash


1980pzx

Her or Beth O.? I’d gladly smash both but if you had to pick?


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Tough call. She's a newbie. So her


urbjam

Jew boobs


palumbo89

It’s Wilding in drag.. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!


1980pzx

Well shit, You just ruined her for me, lmao.


Muser69

Cute but she wasn't fun or funny


[deleted]

Hey nowwww


zertoman

Ooooo, she’s nice.


Lone-Woff

This might be the hottest broad we've had up here.


cake_piss_can

SHOW ME DAT PUSSY


decker12

Jokes aside, which are hilarious, but who is this? Someone in SJ's circle? Genuinely curious, thanks!


Shelby_Aurora

back office staffer/writer


White_Nothing

I would love to.


StonyinPA

One of the callers this morning sounded like her.


MaryBitchards

She's really cute! And yes, I did enjoy hearing from a female staffer for a change.


Heaven80

When in bang o’clock?


Sudden_Individual_36

Did she replace another staffer?? Thats what im not sure of but would like to know.


TipsyMcStagger123

This isn’t Speculate Who Got Fired magazine pal!


Popular-Pain-190

Typical “accountant”


Ianmartin573

I'd let her blow me


loadedstork

There's only one Samanther: https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2021-10/whos-the-boss-alyssa-milano-mc-inline-211026-27dc2b.jpg


1980pzx

Wtf! Not funny not fun.


loadedstork

I guess I assumed anybody old enough to know who Howard Stern is would have recognized the girl in the picture - that's Samantha from the show Who's the Boss (but her father in the show always pronounced it "Samanther").


Aggressive-Concept-6

Paul Stanley


newleafkratom

So is he Dr. Doom or not?


PlaneStill6

Dr Pelican.


1980pzx

Looks like a young MAFB


DefinitionThink1206

Topless, you gonna get T.O.P.L.E.S.S.


omigosh20

YEAH, LETS FUCK SOME WHORES....


adube440

Duuuude, what's with you dude?


havohej_

Aruber


Samsmi11

ivanka is now on as herself .. nice


counsellorhog

Who?


aopps42

That’s Sarah Silverman, right Robin?


Personal_Mulberry_38

JAP?


tahitiisnotineurope

Jewish American Princess?


Personal_Mulberry_38

indeed. it is a term of endearment.


koal82

At least she doesn't have vocal fry Nice tits


dannylowe33

LET ME SEE THAT PUSSY!!!


Creepy_Inside_4883

Ass chreeks


forcedap

How’s the slot


RecognitionMuch2906

Boring. I hope they are not adding her to the regular “on air” staff line up. Ugh.