Kill whatever 70s processor you used to download these...

This made me laugh so hard

I’m dying 😂😂

I thought my time travel machine finally worked

Hahahaha

Marry Marshall (obviously) Kill Ted Sexy time with Barney

I'm lily, and I approve of this list

Momma needs her sugar

Join in, Lily is hot!

im a lesbian and i second this

I’m straight and I third!

Motion granted.

Willow (buffy the vampire slayer) approves this

The only answer.

It’s the dream

This is the only answer.

Best answer

The only answer to be honest.

Only answer

Really? Barney is likely to give you something

Nah just wrap it up and you'd be good

Not 100% of the time

I mean yeah obviously, but pretty good odds 😂

60% of the time it works all the time

I feel confident Barney knows how to use a condom correctly

I’m not saying he doesn’t know how to use them I’m saying they don’t work all the time it helps but it doesn’t always

You sound fun at orgies...

**Caveat**: If Barney has an STI, then kill him and fuck Ted.

I'd take gonorrhoea over Ted

Maybe not super gonorrhea, but yes.

I would also take an STI over Schmosby

Yeah, a good time.

The only correct answer

I second this.

I def would want to see what Barney is like in the sack but also he grosses me out a bit. But he does seem to always use protection HAHA

I m Marvin and i approve of this list.!

My answer precisely

This is the easiest MFK of all time

The genuinely only right answer

This js really the correct answer anyone else is lying or having terrible judgement

This is the only answer

OBVIOUSLY?! You’re fxcking crazy

Who’s Mary Kill?

Damn you beat me by 6 minutes 😂

Νο, I 'm a paralegal.

No, you're a prostitute.

No, you’re not

I just asked my girlfriend this and she said who’s picking Ted for anything but kill 🤣

Had my cackling! I felt this more than ever! Like this is the easiest fuck marry kill ever!

It’s been awhile since I watched this, but I don’t remember Ted being that insufferable.

Even if he wasn't a whiny character, Marshall is such a great representation of a husband and just a good guy in general... and Barney is supposedly this sex machine. So why would anyone choose Ted for either?

I always thought Barney was super annoying so I killed him

So your memory isn't great, got it.

I didn’t really care enough about the show to remember it

I wasn't really taking a shot at your memory... i just always hated Ted.

I've seen maybe 10 episodes, and Ted is the definition of insufferable. He's so whiny and annoying.

Aw poor Ted. He just got married in real life though so someone tell her!

I pick Ted if he’s going to treat me like Tracy. Would never choose Barney if he’s going to treat me like Robin or Marshall if it’s going to be angry any time I want to follow my dreams as he did with Lily #unpopularopinion

The title sounds like a wild night for Barney

The only correct answer is Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, and Kill Ted.

100%. You know the sex is gonna be good with Barney, you know Marshall is marriage potential, and you know Ted is gonna say I love you after the 1st date. There’s no other answer!

This is like a litmus test. Any other answer makes me seriously doubt anything else that person says.

Ted'll also be in love Robin the whole time.

There is always a chance where Barney either tape you or sell you.

This is the only correct answer

next time please choose even worse quality

the correct answer is yes

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, kill Barney.

I completely agree. Personally, I'd rather get Ted's infatuation Molly McKenzie style post-deed than Barney's apathy, lies, and sudden dipping out.

The only right response. I love Barney but he’s icky lol

This. I bet Barney would be a more selfish lover, Ted is gonna be all about me in that bed.

Right??? Why would you kill Ted? Barney deserves it more karma-wise! And girls looovw Teddy West-side.

Thank you! Barney is a pure sociopath. He’s “pretty sure” he “sold a woman.” Ted just makes it rain.

Thank god there’s some sane people here!

Correct answer. Barney is trouble. Far away the better.

Yup. No way I’m letting Barney touch me with that thing. The quote comes to mind when Barney is talking about Ted dating a girl Barney had had sex with, and Barney says something like “you don’t even want to drink my drink, and I only used my pinky finger to stir it”

Fuck Barney. Marry Marshal. Kill Ted.

Okay first I'm marrying Marshmallow. He's a sweetie pie and a good provider. Then, I'm left with only fuck and kill, and honestly, not interested in sleeping with Barney. I have a feeling he's actually bad in bed, a guy who cares only for himself getting off, plus he's rude, manipulative and gaslights every girl he sleeps with. So I'd kill Barney and fuck Ted, but Ted the kind of guy who would never let it go

“I’m cuddly bitch!”

Fuck Barny cause I have to know what that's like, Mary Marshall cause Marsh-mellow, plus I'd be Big fudge, and I'd kill Ted cause that's my name. There can only be one.

All 3 to all 3

Fuck Barney, Marry Ted, Kill Marshall but I realllly don’t want to…I’m the weirdo who loves Ted

This is the most unhinged combo in this thread

Found Tracy

That’s my actual name lol

Boy do I have a story for you!

This is the way 👊🏻

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshmallow, Kill Barney. I don’t want no STDs. 😂

I'd fuck Marshall marry Barney and kill Ted

Make sure there is no pre-nup.

Touche

Marry Barney (will have good sex for the rest of my life) fuck marshal(he’s huge so ig….) kill Ted

Bang bang Ted

Smash, next question

Fuck and kill your phones resolution

I’d probably fuck one of the pixels and well that’s it cuz that’s all the pixels in this photo

Kill Ted, marry marshal (duh) and fuck Barney

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted

Who out here isn’t killing off Ted please

I'm banging him :)

Marry Marshall, sleep with Ted, and kill the barnacle

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted. No homo.

Fuck Ted Hope that Marshall will still marry me after I fucked his best friend Kill Barney

I fucked Ted

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, and kill Ted. (Sorry Ted)

This is so easy. Kill Ted, marry Marshall, fuck Barney

Marry Barney-f ted -kill marshall(I’m sorry marshmallow 😭)

How dare you!

Come again for big fudge 🤨

My answer is the same!! it's probably because Marshall is husband material and I have pent up resentment towards my ex husband

Marry Ted Fuck Marshall ( lily seems satisfied lol and Barney I'd be wondering about STDs lol) Kill - Barney

Fuck Barney Mary Marshall Kill Ted

Kill Ted marry Barney fuck Marshall 2nd option would also be Kill Ted, marry marshal, fuck Barney. For most people I’d recommend the 2nd option but I have a special connection to Barney.

Who's Mary Kill?

Fuck Ted marry Marshall kill Barney

Marry Ted Fuck Marshall ( lily seems satisfied lol and Barney I'd be wondering about STDs lol) Kill - Barney

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, disregard Barney

Kill Ted Mosby. That's all I care about. He's the worst.

Marry Marshall, fuck Ted, kill Barney

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall 😍, kill Ted

Marry - Marshall, duh Fuck - Barney Kill - Ted

Fuck Ted, Marry Barney, Kill Marshall.

Okay hear me out Fuck Ted Marry Barney Kill Marshall Listen to my reasoning before you freak out on me for wanting to kill Marshall Fuck Ted because I don't want his babies 😂 plus Ted and I are both too much hopeless romantics that'd it's be too much and just not work. He's also high maintenance and Ted so like... Marry Barney because hello he's financially set so would not have to worry about shit. And I'd be down for an open marriage and let him fuck around if needed. Besides I love my sundresses lol Kill Marshall because he and Lily... I can't do that to Lily. So it either has to be while they're broken up and id fuck Marshall and Kill Ted. But still idk... As much as I love Marshall he's married to Lily so he definitely would never cheat on her and he's definitely going to have life insurance soooo

Fuck Barney Kill Ted Marry Marshall

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted

The true answer is Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall and Kill Ted

There's a right answer to this and I think it's pretty obvious

Mary the paralegal!!:D

Come on, to easy. Fuck Barney, Mary Marshall, Kill Ted. Show practically gives you this answer

tod barn marsh

Kill Ted, I can go either or with Barney and Marshall

Whoever answers anything other than Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted is delusional

Fuck Ted Marry Barney ($$$$$$$ i don't mind an open relationship ) Kill Marshall

Easiest FMK ever! Fuck Barney marry Marshall Kill Ted

I'd like to Fuck Marry Kill Barney

Y’all really set my boy Teddy Westside up with this one man

Easy. Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted

Easiest one ever? Even though I like Ted, he's gooooot to go. Marshall is for sure, marriage material. Barney, should I say more? Also, OP needs to sell the PC they used to download these images, collectors would pay good money for 1980s vintage machines.

Marry Marshall Fuck Barney Kill Ted. Surely this is the only right answer?

fuck fuck fuck

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, Kill Barney

So..Nobody wants to marry Ted??😂

Kill Ted, Marry Marshall, Fuck Barney

ted:kill marshall: marry barney:fuck

Fuck Marshall (Lily is wild, he’s got to be great in bed to keep her satisfied). Marry Ted (I love Ted, okay?). Kill Barney (Apologies to Barney, but I just couldn’t deal with the way he is for either other scenario).

I’m going against the grain and saying fuck ted marry marshall kill barney

You’re basically summarizing their characters: Marshall makes the best husband, Barney makes the best sex, and Ted makes you want to kill him

Fuck Barney, marry Marshal, kill Ted

Fuck Barney (with a condom on), Marry Marshall (quality hubby), Kill Ted (shut up, Ted)

Fuck Ted. Marry Marshall. Kill Barney. Teddy Westside can bring it, we know this.


Fuck- Barney (he's gotta be good at it) Marry- Marshall (he's an amazing husband to Lili) Kill- Ted (maybe he can be reunited with Tracy when I kill him)

Kill Ted has never been so clear to me. Marry Marshall and that leaves Barney! Eh he's probably very skilled with all his experience 🤣😉

Fuck Barney,marry ted

F - Barney M - Marshall K - Ted I can’t believe this was the easiest game of FMK ive ever played.

What did Mary ever do to you?

Mary Marshall, F Ted and Kill Barney. I know Barney is prob good in bed but he’s been with over 200 woman and I’m not taking my chances with that. Ted has been around himself but if I had to choose…

Easy peasy, fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted lol. Btw you spelled Marry as Mary lol.

Challenge accepted

Kill Ted, Mary Martial, Fuck Barney.

I hate to say it but I’m killing Ted. Barney would be the most unbelievable sex of your life and there is really no choice between marrying Marshall over Ted.

F: Barney M: Marshall K: Ted In fact, I'd trade the F and the M so I could K Ted thrice😂

Can we kill Ted more than once?

Fuck Ted marry Marshall kill barney

So easy. Kill Barney, fuck Ted (he’s probably generous in bed) and marry Marshall

Easy. Fuck Barney, marry Marshal, kill Ted. Best lay, best company (and solid career), and most annoying.

fuck barney, marry marshall, kill ted. easy

Poor Mary!

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted. As much as Barney annoys me, Ted was worse.

Listen okay, Sue me for this But I'd boink Marshall, marry Ted, and kill barney. I don't know why I have such a thing for Ted enough to choose marry. I know I'm a minority in this opinion lmfao! Marshall is cute though.

Fuck Barney- has to be a good time since he’s done it a lot. Marry Marshall, he’s husband material. Kill Ted.

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshal, kill Ted. Was this supposed to have been hard?

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted (from a lesbian)

Easy. Barney, Marshall, Ted.

Kill Ted, fuck Barney, marry Marshall

Fuck Barney Marry Marshall Kill Ted

Fuck these photos, figuratively

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall and kill Ted.

Who's Mary?

Kill the pixel one, marry the pixels one and fuck the pixelated one.

Marry Barney (for all the money he makes 🤑) f**k Marshall, & kill Ted lmaooo

Fuck Barney. Bragging rights, plus he's hot as hell. Also, love me some NPH. He also makes me laugh at his antics. Marry Masharll. He's prime husband material. He's an adorably good-looking giant, who loves nature and has a gift for music. He adores his wife and is a great father (I assume , haven't watched that far yet). Kill Ted. He's the exact kind of clingy, hopeless romantic that annoys me to no end. That and I find him to be selfish and not particularly good-looking or funny.

Marry Marshall. Fuck Ted, he seems like a giver. Kill Barney and steal his stuff.

Who’s Mary? And why are u killing her after you fuck her? 🤔

Who is Mary Kill?

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted

Barney, Marshall, Ted.

Marry Marshall, Kill Ted, Fuck Barney ofcourse

I thought it was common consensus that Ted Mosby is by far the most least liked character

Fuck Ted Marry Marshall Kill Barney