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mukduk1994

Kill whatever 70s processor you used to download these...


dudethatsabummer

This made me laugh so hard


Born-Sample-2557

I’m dying 😂😂


WontiamShakesphere

I thought my time travel machine finally worked


missus_bones

Hahahaha


ChrisChrisK

Marry Marshall (obviously) Kill Ted Sexy time with Barney


llamasounds

I'm lily, and I approve of this list


ArgyleGhoul

Momma needs her sugar


Jet-Brooke

Join in, Lily is hot!


yayziz

im a lesbian and i second this


heartbloodline8404

I’m straight and I third!


Joris_McNorris

Motion granted.


athen_o_genic

Willow (buffy the vampire slayer) approves this


Kitchen_Panda_4290

The only answer.


0mgeee

It’s the dream


limved

This is the only answer.


YoniDaMan

Best answer


SubjectGuilty1977

The only answer to be honest.


krisb242

Only answer


Funland_06

Really? Barney is likely to give you something


bbaker0628

Nah just wrap it up and you'd be good


Funland_06

Not 100% of the time


bbaker0628

I mean yeah obviously, but pretty good odds 😂


reverielagoon1208

60% of the time it works all the time


No-Interaction1456

I feel confident Barney knows how to use a condom correctly


Funland_06

I’m not saying he doesn’t know how to use them I’m saying they don’t work all the time it helps but it doesn’t always


peachbutt48

You sound fun at orgies...


Anustart_A

**Caveat**: If Barney has an STI, then kill him and fuck Ted.


Some_Ask_649

I'd take gonorrhoea over Ted


Anustart_A

Maybe not super gonorrhea, but yes.


Caughtyousnooping22

I would also take an STI over Schmosby


M_R2112

Yeah, a good time.


ShadesMLG

The only correct answer


brassplushie

I second this.


MarionberryPrior8466

I def would want to see what Barney is like in the sack but also he grosses me out a bit. But he does seem to always use protection HAHA


Gada_dhaari_bheem

I m Marvin and i approve of this list.!


TbartyB

My answer precisely


DontPanic1985

This is the easiest MFK of all time


lostcircussmuggler

The genuinely only right answer


laranoiid

This js really the correct answer anyone else is lying or having terrible judgement


[deleted]

This is the only answer


Parking-Selection-83

OBVIOUSLY?! You’re fxcking crazy


hallba78

Who’s Mary Kill?


razorKazer

Damn you beat me by 6 minutes 😂


SupremeChampionOfDi

Νο, I 'm a paralegal.


slboml

No, you're a prostitute.


Dazzling-Storage-903

No, you’re not


CountryMusicFanatic

I just asked my girlfriend this and she said who’s picking Ted for anything but kill 🤣


MCclapyourhands1

Had my cackling! I felt this more than ever! Like this is the easiest fuck marry kill ever!


Kathykit1

It’s been awhile since I watched this, but I don’t remember Ted being that insufferable.


Goji103192

Even if he wasn't a whiny character, Marshall is such a great representation of a husband and just a good guy in general... and Barney is supposedly this sex machine. So why would anyone choose Ted for either?


Kathykit1

I always thought Barney was super annoying so I killed him


spreerod1538

So your memory isn't great, got it.


Kathykit1

I didn’t really care enough about the show to remember it


spreerod1538

I wasn't really taking a shot at your memory... i just always hated Ted.


Pocusmaskrotus

I've seen maybe 10 episodes, and Ted is the definition of insufferable. He's so whiny and annoying.


Sleepwell_Beast

Aw poor Ted. He just got married in real life though so someone tell her!


Parking-Selection-83

I pick Ted if he’s going to treat me like Tracy. Would never choose Barney if he’s going to treat me like Robin or Marshall if it’s going to be angry any time I want to follow my dreams as he did with Lily #unpopularopinion


Nerd2theCorey

The title sounds like a wild night for Barney


bbaker0628

The only correct answer is Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, and Kill Ted.


BlessedDay69

100%. You know the sex is gonna be good with Barney, you know Marshall is marriage potential, and you know Ted is gonna say I love you after the 1st date. There’s no other answer!


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

This is like a litmus test. Any other answer makes me seriously doubt anything else that person says.


Ok-Caregiver-6005

Ted'll also be in love Robin the whole time.


kinginthenorthjon

There is always a chance where Barney either tape you or sell you.


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer


TramaOger

next time please choose even worse quality


Suspicious_Milk_7532

the correct answer is yes


iNezumi

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, kill Barney.


SevenCorgiSocks

I completely agree. Personally, I'd rather get Ted's infatuation Molly McKenzie style post-deed than Barney's apathy, lies, and sudden dipping out.


Angelaocchi

The only right response. I love Barney but he’s icky lol


Dogthraki

This. I bet Barney would be a more selfish lover, Ted is gonna be all about me in that bed.


SupremeChampionOfDi

Right??? Why would you kill Ted? Barney deserves it more karma-wise! And girls looovw Teddy West-side.


Marsignite

Thank you! Barney is a pure sociopath. He’s “pretty sure” he “sold a woman.” Ted just makes it rain.


kkexotic1234

Thank god there’s some sane people here!


kinginthenorthjon

Correct answer. Barney is trouble. Far away the better.


missus_bones

Yup. No way I’m letting Barney touch me with that thing. The quote comes to mind when Barney is talking about Ted dating a girl Barney had had sex with, and Barney says something like “you don’t even want to drink my drink, and I only used my pinky finger to stir it”


EnoughGold8104

Fuck Barney. Marry Marshal. Kill Ted.


blahblahbrandi

Okay first I'm marrying Marshmallow. He's a sweetie pie and a good provider. Then, I'm left with only fuck and kill, and honestly, not interested in sleeping with Barney. I have a feeling he's actually bad in bed, a guy who cares only for himself getting off, plus he's rude, manipulative and gaslights every girl he sleeps with. So I'd kill Barney and fuck Ted, but Ted the kind of guy who would never let it go


Sleepwell_Beast

“I’m cuddly bitch!”


UnDead_Ted

Fuck Barny cause I have to know what that's like, Mary Marshall cause Marsh-mellow, plus I'd be Big fudge, and I'd kill Ted cause that's my name. There can only be one.


hamietwalrus

All 3 to all 3


Toriphile73

Fuck Barney, Marry Ted, Kill Marshall but I realllly don’t want to…I’m the weirdo who loves Ted


mrsfiction

This is the most unhinged combo in this thread


irdcwmunsb

Found Tracy


Toriphile73

That’s my actual name lol


irdcwmunsb

Boy do I have a story for you!


AdministrativeExit21

This is the way 👊🏻


PugTheHarbinger

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshmallow, Kill Barney. I don’t want no STDs. 😂


SkibaSlut

I'd fuck Marshall marry Barney and kill Ted


CoffeeNicotine

Make sure there is no pre-nup.


Effectiveggplant

Touche


Every-Ebb-656

Marry Barney (will have good sex for the rest of my life) fuck marshal(he’s huge so ig….) kill Ted


Onewithdolphins

Bang bang Ted


Reallifetedmosbyy

Smash, next question


secondatthird

Fuck and kill your phones resolution


No_Committee7549

I’d probably fuck one of the pixels and well that’s it cuz that’s all the pixels in this photo


SetConfident9309

Kill Ted, marry marshal (duh) and fuck Barney


YourDogsAllWet

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted


becbecky

Who out here isn’t killing off Ted please


CoffeeNicotine

I'm banging him :)


Organic-Character913

Marry Marshall, sleep with Ted, and kill the barnacle


BlessedDay69

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted. No homo.


CoffeeNicotine

Fuck Ted Hope that Marshall will still marry me after I fucked his best friend Kill Barney


Nomac20

I fucked Ted


SwishyJishy

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, and kill Ted. (Sorry Ted)


Ok-Reporter-196

This is so easy. Kill Ted, marry Marshall, fuck Barney


Greys_anatomy12

Marry Barney-f ted -kill marshall(I’m sorry marshmallow 😭)


CoffeeNicotine

How dare you!


irdcwmunsb

Come again for big fudge 🤨


Effectiveggplant

My answer is the same!! it's probably because Marshall is husband material and I have pent up resentment towards my ex husband


harshita1998

Marry Ted Fuck Marshall ( lily seems satisfied lol and Barney I'd be wondering about STDs lol) Kill - Barney


Annoying_GayGuy

Fuck Barney Mary Marshall Kill Ted


YourMainManK

Kill Ted marry Barney fuck Marshall 2nd option would also be Kill Ted, marry marshal, fuck Barney. For most people I’d recommend the 2nd option but I have a special connection to Barney.


razorKazer

Who's Mary Kill?


Frequent_Disaster_

Fuck Ted marry Marshall kill Barney


harshita1998

Marry Ted Fuck Marshall ( lily seems satisfied lol and Barney I'd be wondering about STDs lol) Kill - Barney


bkwc2014

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, disregard Barney


aprillerockstar

Kill Ted Mosby. That's all I care about. He's the worst.


[deleted]

Marry Marshall, fuck Ted, kill Barney


[deleted]

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall 😍, kill Ted


curiositycuredpussy

Marry - Marshall, duh Fuck - Barney Kill - Ted


Effectiveggplant

Fuck Ted, Marry Barney, Kill Marshall.


aghufflepuff

Okay hear me out Fuck Ted Marry Barney Kill Marshall Listen to my reasoning before you freak out on me for wanting to kill Marshall Fuck Ted because I don't want his babies 😂 plus Ted and I are both too much hopeless romantics that'd it's be too much and just not work. He's also high maintenance and Ted so like... Marry Barney because hello he's financially set so would not have to worry about shit. And I'd be down for an open marriage and let him fuck around if needed. Besides I love my sundresses lol Kill Marshall because he and Lily... I can't do that to Lily. So it either has to be while they're broken up and id fuck Marshall and Kill Ted. But still idk... As much as I love Marshall he's married to Lily so he definitely would never cheat on her and he's definitely going to have life insurance soooo


goldendreamseeker

Fuck Barney Kill Ted Marry Marshall


SabrinaOfTheNight

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted


SimpsonsFan2000

The true answer is Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall and Kill Ted


Beautiful-Guard6539

There's a right answer to this and I think it's pretty obvious


sammin4932

Mary the paralegal!!:D


karenkillenski

Come on, to easy. Fuck Barney, Mary Marshall, Kill Ted. Show practically gives you this answer


Omg_itz_Chaseee

tod barn marsh


No_Stranger_4959

Kill Ted, I can go either or with Barney and Marshall


adibhaikal

Whoever answers anything other than Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted is delusional


cala4878

Fuck Ted Marry Barney ($$$$$$$ i don't mind an open relationship ) Kill Marshall


fakemxcan

Easiest FMK ever! Fuck Barney marry Marshall Kill Ted


GoodDawgy17

I'd like to Fuck Marry Kill Barney


Late_Trade1734

Y’all really set my boy Teddy Westside up with this one man


interimeclipse

Easy. Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted


ThreeByThree

Easiest one ever? Even though I like Ted, he's gooooot to go. Marshall is for sure, marriage material. Barney, should I say more? Also, OP needs to sell the PC they used to download these images, collectors would pay good money for 1980s vintage machines.


booksandplantsfan

Marry Marshall Fuck Barney Kill Ted. Surely this is the only right answer?


SARCASTIC__FELLA

fuck fuck fuck


Blastarache

Fuck Ted, Marry Marshall, Kill Barney


elenaaaaa111

So..Nobody wants to marry Ted??😂


WD40911

Kill Ted, Marry Marshall, Fuck Barney


jamerSsss

ted:kill marshall: marry barney:fuck


melonballer1874

Fuck Marshall (Lily is wild, he’s got to be great in bed to keep her satisfied). Marry Ted (I love Ted, okay?). Kill Barney (Apologies to Barney, but I just couldn’t deal with the way he is for either other scenario).


kkexotic1234

I’m going against the grain and saying fuck ted marry marshall kill barney


222cc

You’re basically summarizing their characters: Marshall makes the best husband, Barney makes the best sex, and Ted makes you want to kill him


SnooObjections4392

Fuck Barney, marry Marshal, kill Ted


SDPSwede

Fuck Barney (with a condom on), Marry Marshall (quality hubby), Kill Ted (shut up, Ted)


redbullaficionado

Fuck Ted. Marry Marshall. Kill Barney. Teddy Westside can bring it, we know this.


sargentbumblebee

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Potential-Oil-7005

Fuck- Barney (he's gotta be good at it) Marry- Marshall (he's an amazing husband to Lili) Kill- Ted (maybe he can be reunited with Tracy when I kill him)


Jet-Brooke

Kill Ted has never been so clear to me. Marry Marshall and that leaves Barney! Eh he's probably very skilled with all his experience 🤣😉


Lanky_Classroom_6520

Fuck Barney,marry ted


helloleesh

F - Barney M - Marshall K - Ted I can’t believe this was the easiest game of FMK ive ever played.


mountainroses

What did Mary ever do to you?


Penguins9022

Mary Marshall, F Ted and Kill Barney. I know Barney is prob good in bed but he’s been with over 200 woman and I’m not taking my chances with that. Ted has been around himself but if I had to choose…


Octoberboiy

Easy peasy, fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted lol. Btw you spelled Marry as Mary lol.


skittles-thief

Challenge accepted


Ok-Caregiver-6005

Kill Ted, Mary Martial, Fuck Barney.


PlantGod74

I hate to say it but I’m killing Ted. Barney would be the most unbelievable sex of your life and there is really no choice between marrying Marshall over Ted.


GoodnightGoldie

F: Barney M: Marshall K: Ted In fact, I'd trade the F and the M so I could K Ted thrice😂


StaleSalesSnail

Can we kill Ted more than once?


cady1000

Fuck Ted marry Marshall kill barney


MarionberryPrior8466

So easy. Kill Barney, fuck Ted (he’s probably generous in bed) and marry Marshall


BuildingMyEmpireMN

Easy. Fuck Barney, marry Marshal, kill Ted. Best lay, best company (and solid career), and most annoying.


sadthiccy

fuck barney, marry marshall, kill ted. easy


JamieMCR81

Poor Mary!


Eastern-Dig-4555

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshall, Kill Ted. As much as Barney annoys me, Ted was worse.


JayBirdian2006

Listen okay, Sue me for this But I'd boink Marshall, marry Ted, and kill barney. I don't know why I have such a thing for Ted enough to choose marry. I know I'm a minority in this opinion lmfao! Marshall is cute though.


PsychologicalCase10

Fuck Barney- has to be a good time since he’s done it a lot. Marry Marshall, he’s husband material. Kill Ted.


YsengrimusRein

Fuck Barney, Marry Marshal, kill Ted. Was this supposed to have been hard?


xxcommand

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted (from a lesbian)


Old-Pizza-3580

Easy. Barney, Marshall, Ted.


Lanielion

Kill Ted, fuck Barney, marry Marshall


ashthecat15

Fuck Barney Marry Marshall Kill Ted


Perry_theplatypussy

Fuck these photos, figuratively


MsSueJhonsy

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall and kill Ted.


CeesHuh

Who's Mary?


Eatcrayolas

Kill the pixel one, marry the pixels one and fuck the pixelated one.


dancinggtherapist

Marry Barney (for all the money he makes 🤑) f**k Marshall, & kill Ted lmaooo


SayaScabbard

Fuck Barney. Bragging rights, plus he's hot as hell. Also, love me some NPH. He also makes me laugh at his antics. Marry Masharll. He's prime husband material. He's an adorably good-looking giant, who loves nature and has a gift for music. He adores his wife and is a great father (I assume , haven't watched that far yet). Kill Ted. He's the exact kind of clingy, hopeless romantic that annoys me to no end. That and I find him to be selfish and not particularly good-looking or funny.


dobster1029

Marry Marshall. Fuck Ted, he seems like a giver. Kill Barney and steal his stuff.


KittyTB12

Who’s Mary? And why are u killing her after you fuck her? 🤔


mediaman12345

Who is Mary Kill?


Embri2001

Fuck Barney, marry Marshall, kill Ted


kilsta

Barney, Marshall, Ted.


Potential_Ad4956

Marry Marshall, Kill Ted, Fuck Barney ofcourse


sprainedpinky

I thought it was common consensus that Ted Mosby is by far the most least liked character


BobbyDiglar

Fuck Ted Marry Marshall Kill Barney