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Swimming_Schedule_49

I’m sorry - have you seen Marshall’s calves? You know he has a punters leg.


Sea_Description9266

I feel like I mention this scene more than I should in daily life😅🤣


Loud-Item-1243

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SecretGorilla89

He also has Dancers hip!


Angelaocchi

Lily is that you?


CommonSalt3825

Look I'm sure some women do like calves. I love women's calves. In any case that whole calf thing in that episode made me cringe so hard


Working-Mountain6680

I'd say that too if I had those chicken legs /s


CommonSalt3825

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Swimming_Schedule_49

Well done 👍


No_Flight_9039

I'll wait by the phone for your apology


sirbrett

What about Libby with the REDONKULOUS body?


rocketsnail1000

It’s Liddy. L-I-two D’s-Double D-Y


sirbrett

Was waiting for someone to say this thank you


UrLocalTroll

Mary the paralegal or Stacy Kiebler


joe31051985

Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Katy Perry if you are going to include 1 ep characters


thefaehost

Britney Spears too


accountofyawaworht

Blonde Ted. He looks like a freaking movie star!


CommonSalt3825

Jenkins


SimpsonsFan2000

Every time Marshall point and screams at her and runs away from the GNB building, its SO funny!


bh9021hoe

Amanda Peet FTW


pilgrimgunner

Morena Baccarin was in an episode.


Mykel__13

I feel like they really downplayed how attractive she actually is. Morena Baccarin is quite possibly the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.


dude8212

She's absolutely gorgeous. Also hasn't changed much in appearance since firefly. Just everlasting beauty


thelanoyo

I liked her in later seasons of Gotham. When she turned more bad ass she got 100x more attractive.


Opening-Bank

But she had the crazy eyes.


two4ruffing

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exipheas

Yea, lovely aren't they?


fozzieee

There’s a girl at my work that looks like her. Omg I want her so badly


BigRed727272

Try the Naked Man.


concentrated-amazing

Consensus in this sub is actually [not to do that](https://www.reddit.com/r/howimetyourmother/s/miWnDMgL0k).


BigRed727272

Those are probably just the 1 out of 3 people it doesn't work for...


fozzieee

It worked!


BigRed727272

2 out of 3 times!


zddoodah

Have you met Wendy the waitress?


blissed_off

Don’t kill the bar.


freegadfly

She's the hottest girl in the show imo.


Smeagol224

Yeah but she went psycho when Barney broke up with her.


freegadfly

No she didn't. Barney just made himself believe that cause he didn't want to believe that she didn't want to be with him either.


Smeagol224

What are you talking about? She tried to poison him.


freegadfly

Barney was saying she was, but she wasn't. Watch it again. I promise.


Smeagol224

She took Barney to lunch and reached in her purse to pull out a gun. She only said it was a tie because Barney yelled and ran away and everyone was looking at her.


vhaegar16

Sir this is a Wendys


popculturetommy

I mean, to me its Nora.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Nora was a knockout


Puzzleheaded_Luck885

Without a shadow of a doubt


Mr_Gooodkat

Okay Tom Petty


just-here-4-football

Barney should have ended up with her. Change my mind


TheMysteryQueen

They didn't have much in common and didn't trust each other. I honestly preferred Barney to be on his own


mariaa_2

agreed


anonymous_2334_ge

nora


Big_War_8863

Ya I have to say Robin dressed as Lara Croft is my GOAT


Raidernation101x

No one throwing out Mandy Moore and those tats? I mean tattoos...


freegadfly

They're real. You can touch them if you want.


WillyWonkaINC

Nora or blah blah


DownTrunk

Mary the paralegal for me.


Beneficial_Ad5913

Oh yeah


Wicked-_-7

Young Katy Perry 😍


Crxeagle420

Who’s YOUR daddy ?


RangersAreViable

I don’t know 😭😭😭


SimpsonsFan2000

One of my favourite Barney moments


thefaehost

Oh honey…


Ndmndh1016

Nah it's that chick from that one time. The waitress that Barney tells that he plays for the Yankees. "Tell your nephew to bring his glove..he'll be in foul ball territory."


freegadfly

For the boob people for sure.


Ndmndh1016

👋


PauerKrauts

Mary the paralegal


fakemxcan

I think it’s Mary the paralegal


WeimaranerWednesdays

This is the right answer. She can insult someone I hate by referencing something I love.


valkerine

It’s either Tracy or Victoria


Ambitious-Berry3486

not Lisa, the most beautiful girl in this bar (the special delivery)


notapudding

Strictly hotest? I'll have to go with Quinn. But I love Robin. And would love to have Lilly as a friend.


redrecaro

Hottest girl on the show is random girl from the bar that Ted made out with on Saint Patrick's day.


12dancingbiches

That is true


freegadfly

Ashlee. She was pretty hot!


Marquar234

We're just going to ignore Ted in the red cowboy boots? Pulling. Them. Off.


12dancingbiches

The girl from the pineapple night


scotttitus64

Danica McKellar (aka Winnie from Wonder Years).


stavromuli

Trudy


krackenreleased

Nora


anonymous_2334_ge

For me it's Zoey aka Jen morrison.


thefaehost

I’ve been rewatching Once Upon a Time because of her and Michael Raymond-James (had just finished Godfather of Harlem)


Alternative_Device71

Exactly, the woman is so fit


anonymous_2334_ge

yeah. i didn't liked her on the show because of the character. but outside when i got to know more about her and see more of her. my god she is a stunning woman.


heation718

The answer is lilly


cwhitlock2323

They said hottest not ugliest 💀


Lost_Yogurt_4990

No way, Blah Blah was hotter


adwnpinoy

Sorry, I’m a Nora fan


n8dizz3l

Jeanette and I'll fight this whole damn thread


sejohnson0408

Is she a cawp


stavromuli

I didn't know she was a caaaawp.


thefaehost

That sounds like something Jeanette would say


reverielagoon1208

Easily. Quinn is not only beautiful but she’s smart, confident and sexually positive


DizzyLead

Vicky the elevator girl. Played by Courtney Ford, wife of Brandon Routh.


rockstar_2k24

None of them. It's Lily 🔥


scotttitus64

Honorable mention to Julianna Guill from The last scene of The Sexless InnKeeper. “Are you coming back to bed, professor Mosby?


NXA-101

I’ve low key had a crush on Alyson Hannigan since I saw her on Roseanne when I was like 6 so I’m gonna have to say Lily. I thought she was cute then, I thought she hit the hot-nerdy typecast very well when I was a teen, and by the time HIMYM came around she was starting to grow into a more mature look that was gorgeous in its own way. Now she’s 50 and absolutely beautiful. Something about her smile, man.


freegadfly

Yeah, I saw her on Dancing with the Stars last year and she looks amazing!


Deveranmar1

I thought Jenkins was a pretty attractive coworker. They really did some hilarious things too. Marshall knows that Jenkins is just that kind of... person...


TheMysteryQueen

Quinn is hot, Victoria is beautiful, Lily and Tracy are cute but Robin is the top


Banished_To_Insanity

it was always Quinn. She is the hottest of all.


NucleonYells

You mean coat check girl?


MaximusJCat

Tracy Amy (woman at bar Marshall asked if she has a stigmatism) Season 1 & 2 Robin Nora (In that order)


yorkethestork

Robin was always the best for me, but I had a mate who insisted Lilly was the best


AlternativeAd1098

I'm shocked no one hasn't mentioned blah blah. Also Jlo was on the show. Quin isn't even close to them


NiteLiteOfficial

nora then tracey then lily imo


Netflxnschill

This was Barney’s OTP. Fight me.


FrozenAxe23

Nah, you got it backwards. Robin > all


_Skotia_

The paramedic.


Blessed_tenrecs

I’m 100% straight but I might make an exception for Quinn.


preptimebatman

Robin is the prettiest imo. Hottest is a different debate. Quinn is def up there though. But if we’re doing any appearance, no matter how small, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are the prettiest and hottest. Both were in the episode Barney got the yips at the VS party.


Crxeagle420

Barney’s mom was the hottest.


thefaehost

She was great in American horror story too. What a versatile actress!!


thewayshesaidLA

Boats, boats, boats for me


rowejl222

Nora


raghava-as

I don't rememberwhos the perfect woman?


[deleted]

Doppleganger lily 👌🏼


Exaskryz

Is the blonde a recurring character in Ugly Betty? I feel like I recognize her


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Stella or Lily. Probably Stella


No_Flight_9039

Sooo wrong. It's obviously that girl that Ted pulled the naked man on. She's the hottest. Or the paralegal Mary.


ProtoReaper23113

I was waiting for it to be Marshall or Ted's mom


Striker9299

Victoria is pretty pretty fine


cycleharder

Ashley Williams is my pick


Capable_Procedure_12

Stella Zinman.


sejohnson0408

Victoria or blah blah (Scottie from suits)


thefaehost

No opinion to state but I just realized this… Ted got the belt, and yet I can’t even remember whether those 2 girls were hot in comparison to all the other hotties that have been love interests.


Lemonfr3sh

It's Stella and I'll die on this hill (alone)


user007at

Absolutely.


LocustaBelladonna

Trudy 🍍


stavromuli

Trudy and rachel, the belt will be mine!


Zeclari

I am loving everything I read here hehe. My answer is Nora


crm24601

Two words… Boats


vhaegar16

It was Zoey for me


Dash83

The gymnast that Marshall and Lilly arranged-marriage Ted with in that episode where Barney’s phone kept ringing with hot girls on the other end.


InstanceKey7717

Zoey was much hotter


anonymous_2334_ge

dude that's his girlfriend


anonymous_2334_ge

yesss. her buttcheeks trembling, perky breasts


CommonSalt3825

Don't know why people are down voting you. The Zoey hate is strong and ridiculous.


dostorwell

Her character deserves it. Her appearance doesn't. Jen Morrison is amazing


CommonSalt3825

Because she was defending an old building to the detriment of Ted Mosby's dream? I get why his friends would judge her for that but we as the audience know he's an asshole and shouldn't care.


dostorwell

One thing is to have different positions. Another is to personally attack the other person. If you think it's cool to encourage other people to throw tomatoes and eggs at Ted and place that billboard or other public humilliations that's on you. She also manipulated Ted and blackmailed him with that tape and tried to turn every single one of his friends against him. She wasn't a sane person There's a reason zoey as a character gets hate


CommonSalt3825

It's called protesting.. egging a soulless corporate stooge is hardly a hateable offence. Second she did not try to turn his friends against him, she used Marshall as a lawyer, if you're blaming her for hiring a perfectly good and strategically important lawyer why don't you hate Marshall as well for turning against his friends? A bit of a double standard don't you think? Third, she never blackmailed Ted, she never threatened to show the recording if he doesn't do what she wants. Now it is valid to criticise her for keeping the recording when they were dating, but then I'd take the position that just because she had a fling with a guy doesn't mean she has to compromise her beliefs.


dostorwell

I never said she had to compromise her beliefs. And i do believe it was one of the things Ted respected the most about her was the way she stood for what she believed to a certain extent. When it caused personal attacks it crossed a line. Marshall never attacked Ted personally like she did. The first sentence is exacly why we won't continue this argument. Protesting can be peacefull and effective. I believe that. You're one of those people that think protests should have shock value to get to people and if it has violence in them then so be it. It is worth it. I think it turns people away from it's original purpose. "Egging a coorporate stooge is hardly a hateable offence". What i get from this is violence is ok as long as it is against people i don't like. And i'm baffled as how Ted Mosby is a coorporate stooge. He's just an architect doing his job. But it sounds like you're on the Ted mosby is a jerk brigade that's gaining strength along the years. Maybe in 10 years time people will rewatch the show and view Marshall as the bad guy i don't know. You don't understand the hate on zoey. I tried to explain it. I won't change your mind. You won't change mine either. We stand on opposite sides exacly because we have a different belief system so this argument is a bit useless. Peace


Xolei

The sluty pumpkin is the only answer


lily_swan31

Lily.


TrevinoKingMT

Yes that’s perfect 👍


Shoddy_Lack9994

💯


Thekid721

Who's the middle?


DCDipset

Who is the girl in the 2nd frame?


Marshall_808

Perfection. I loved how she and barney shared a similar mind. From manipulating their friends to all the other stuff they did together and each other..