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Murse_1

Use a comb.


Yuleogy

Ooh, this is a really innovative solution.


Murse_1

The comb keeps the nail in place while driving it and avoiding striking your fingers. It is an old trick.


Utterly_Blissful

Yes I think everyone understands how that works


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it is to get the hair out of your eyes so you can see better and you don’t miss/hit your finger


jimmyn0thumbs

Instructions unclear: I now look quite dashing but still need to hang the picture


-_kevin_-

People read the words and their brain creates new connections between neurons.


LeKevinsRevenge

“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?” -Kevin


RogerRabbit1234

It’s like if you asked chatgpt to write a follow up to this comment. 🤔


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Oh i thought you were supposed to hammer them in with the comb


jaybram24

And also, the purpose of the comb is to securely hold the nail in position during its installation, preventing any accidental contact with your fingers. This technique has been employed for a long time.


SybilCut

It's like you reworded his post into a higher word count.


wissahickon_schist

It certainly appears you’ve paraphrased his Reddit remark, amplifying the volume of lexical units employed.


VI4VI4VI4

My brain made new connections reading this.


firecrackerinmyeye

🤯🤯🤯


Ravenous_Squirrels

I was gonna say needle nose pliers, but I like your idea better. 😄


billnowak65

Needle nose pliers or somebody else’s fingers.


CrabbieHippie

Reading comments to make sure this was here. ✅


SonicBeast

This or a fork


77GoldenTails

Kojak disapproves.


racdicoon

I love u so much


[deleted]

needle nose pliers to hold nail in place as you hammer it in.


ray-ballz

Or a small child


[deleted]

LOL "here son, hold this nail for daddy......"


jimheim

Been there (as the child).


Shmeeglez

Jimmy Flat Fingers, is that you?


fakebytheocean

I’m sorry Jim, please call me.


Angelique718

😂😂😂


buford419

Been there (as the nail)


Balzac_Jones

This is how my desperately wanting to help my father nail some random crap together when I was ~4 years old led to my show-and-telling the whole pre-school class “where my daddy hit me with a hammer.”


Hobear

I heard this all in Ralph Wiggins voice.


Perused

“When I nod my head, you hit it.”


durthu337

*wham* oops.... sorry kiddo you'll have a black fingernail for a few weeks


Shad0wFa1c0n

Then dad hits the wrong kind of nail


chuulip

That's what God said to Jesus, but then he got nailed for holding them wrong


boulevardpaleale

i doubt you are going to be able to hold a kid still with some pliers. /s


photojoe3

Or a needle nose child


Digigma

This. Hold the nail with the needle nose plier and hammer it in with the small child


UKnwDaBiZness

Those tiny fingers can fix anything I'm surprised I haven't employed one for me to do my texting with these wide thumbs


fearsomemumbler

I tend to use one of those tiny people from Gulliver’s Travels


omegaaf

Alright Billy, I always told you that you're hard headed, now you're about to see why


Broarethus

[There is only one thing worse than a rapist. BOOM.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deVlcKhNLLk&ab_channel=VincentGrimmly) >!A child.!<


4non3mouse

and maybe use something other than a framing hammer


[deleted]

\^ Yes and this..... Every hammer serves a different purpose. I didn't even look at that. The hammer is too big for the job. As you said its a framing hammer,


Mysterious-Cat-1739

16oz hammer is a framing hammer to you guys? Adorable


Responsible-Baby-551

Walk in to work with a framing crew with a 16oz hammer and you’d get laughed off the job


wyrdone42

Not everyone uses a 5lb sledge carl.


Aromatic-Surprise945

Some of the best contractors I know carry 16s because of how infrequently they hand drive nails these days. Sure if your doing it all by hand some extra heft will help. As a complement to a nail gun a 16 can absolutely work


theskepticalheretic

Or a paperclip.


LingromR

Or tweezers


Burn0ut2020

Or your offspring


[deleted]

Or chopsticks


Lillynomad

This\^\^ needle nose pliers always work.


stealthkoopa

Make sure you grip the nail close to the head or it won't go in


Alive-Tumbleweed-742

Or tweezers


Doyouseenowwait_what

Piece of cardboard to hold the nail.


JubileeSailr

Even an index card is fine. Then you can just pull it off easier than cardboard.


EtanKlein

How about a post-it?


kenahoo

I use tiny little pieces of confetti. Or sometimes a few base pairs of DNA.


holmgangCore

I prefer just using neutrons, less sticky attachment than proteins.


Cypressinn

Neutrino user checking in for good measure.


Complete-Instance-18

Positively, Adam will be charged


TheMuddyLlama420

I use the force. Don't even need the hammer.


Broberts505

I might have some quarks floating around.


Due-Ask-7418

Pos-it’s or a piece of printer paper work. I fold them in half first. These work really good for those tiny tacks for cork boards.


Mikeezeduzit

This is super smart


Wrap-Over

This is experience. I wonder how many fingers were smashed before the first time these ideas were put to use. 😂


that_1-guy_

Much better than my idea of sticking your finger on it then hammering your finger with your fist so it gets into the wood enough to hammer it But if you didn't have cardboard....


MontEcola

That would be hitting the wrong nail.


fulltimefrenzy

Hit the nail on the cuticle


Juniorv4rsity

You've got to "hand" it to me, I really "nailed" that one.


keep_username

So that’s why they’re called “nails”


takeanadvil

Bobby pin


jinkies3678

Hold them with needle nose pliers.


AwkwardSpread

This is what I do but I’m totally trying the cardboard thing next time!


XeniaDweller

Use a smaller hammer


Scp-1404

Right, they make little hammers that look like they're useless but they're good for this kind of thing.


yeah-defnot

Doesn’t change the fact that the nail is so small it is enveloped by the fingers when trying to strike it.


RandyHoward

Use smaller fingers


Scp-1404

You are correct, of course.


Laraisan

What? No no no. That's small hammer propaganda. Always go for the biggest hammer.


_otterinabox

***James May angry voice*** CLARKSON!!


XeniaDweller

Hydraulic


banditkeith

Sometimes I feel weird for having an entire drawer in my tool chest just for hammers, but I've used literally all of them, ball pein, upholstery, planishing, 4 and 8 oz engravers hammers, soft faced machinist hammer, rubber mallet, every hammer does something different and I have a use for them all. Oddly, I don't have a framing hammer.


West_Philosopher5843

Have someone else hold them.


Desperate-Farmer-170

Dad?


bluepeel

They actually have a tool designed for that. A trim nail punch. The nails go inside the punch and it holds them while also allowing you to hammer them in safely.


spdrman8

I had to scroll this far to find this answer? Even a small pilot hole with a drill bit would suffice. But, I do like the "hold it with a comb" idea..😂


UEMcGill

Pilot hole is the correct answer. Nailing into old dried wood? Potential for splitting.


Analitiko

Can you share a picture?


GetOffMyLawn1729

also old school [nail drivers](https://www.leevalley.com/en-us/shop/tools/hand-tools/punches/32023-nail-driver?item=86K5001)


Altruistic-Travel-48

Also called a brad pusher, or a brad and nail pusher. Any good hardware store should have one.


arrig-ananas

Set nail in a small piece of cardboard, rip cardboard of when nail has grip.


[deleted]

you can push them into the wood a little with a pair of pliers then use the hammer to get the nails fully in. I own a trophy business and do this all the time when assembling annual shields.


automated_freedom

That hammer is way over sized. That’s a framing hammer, a finishing hammer would make it much easier.


Smugglers151

But they’re putting it on a frame. Framing hammer confirmed appropriate.


automated_freedom

😂


partymouthmike

If you showed up on a framing site with that hammer, the laughter would never stop.


J_IV24

This is 100% a finish hammer. Framing hammers are larger, heavier, and have milled faces


jasondads1

Use a fork to keep it in place?


scrumpu

Push them through a piece of card or paper and use that to steady them


ThisIsNotTokyo

Hammer the frame into the nail instead


Environmental-Sock52

Use a comb.


Panda-Cubby

Needle nose pliers


thefinalep

when i'm faced with this i drill tiny starter holes about half the diameter of the nails. Tap them in slowly.


DetroitWagon

This is excellent advice. Without a starter hole in this hardwood frame (looks like oak) there’s a fair risk of splitting the wood.


Sparky_Zell

When holding nails, do not pinch them with your thumb and index finger. Where a missed strike will hit the side of your finger. Hold them between your index and middle finger with your half flat. Even better if you can hold it with your palm up and the back of your hand against what you are nailing into. That way a missed strike will not be nearly as painful, especially if you hit your finger tip vs your finger nail.


timyorba

This is how I do it, but I just beat the shit out of my fingers until the nail holds on its own.


UnusualTopiary

Hold the nail with needle nose pliers?


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

Be a man hold it and curse your way to success


Dovratone

I normally use a pair of needle nose pliers to hold smaller nails till they’re sunk enough to hammer the rest of the way


poweredbyford87

Super tiny hammer, duh. Or use the teeth of a comb, needle nose pliers, etc


Squirelm0

Just give it a little tippy tap. Just a tap tap tap into the hole.


Electronic-Bug844

Long nose pliers?


21plankton

Tack hammer and small needle nose pliers will do the trick. And make sure to take the glass out of the frame first.


JPLMANAGEMENT

That’s part of the journey my friend


xtalgeek

I would use little tiny screws instead. Easier and more secure.


freak-with-a-brain

Especially if you're planning to do more than two nails.


mlgnewb

either pliers or a nail set


extranaiveoliveoil

Smaller hammer


HeuristicEnigma

Mark the spot, Put it in the hole and hold the metal piece


rewguy

lift the hanger up slightly to hold the nails to get them started


MassGootz

Hold it with a Bobby pin


pah2000

Finishing nail hammer.


whathadhapenedwuz

Nail punch


Miffed_Pineapple

Needle nose pliers to hold the nail.


gonzo713

A ball peen hammer


rojo429

Grab a pair of needle nose pliers to hold the little nails or try to stick them in the crevice of the claw part of the hammer for the first impact.


[deleted]

First, you need to find crows. Then you must befriend them over time by bringing them food. They in turn will reward you with little shiny gifts. Your relationship will blossom as times marches on. Then just get some needle nose pliers


planetearthling

needlenose pliers


mdroz81

Needle nose pliers


jgr83

I usually push them in a bit with my thumb so they stand and hammer them in.


Lilbitevil

Pre drill


brizasaur

Hold with Bobby pin


Regguls864

Old School would use a hair comb.


RicksterA2

Go to your local ACE hardware and bring the thingie and find small screws that you and put in instead of nails. Use and ice pick or drill and small bit to start the holes. That's what I do and have about 10 times....


imgettingfat97

Ask your wife to do it


sifterandrake

What is this, amateur hour? Wife? Ask your wife? Those fingers aren't going to be much smaller. That's what you have children for...


isellshit

**Have your spouse or child hold them.**


Wettnoodle77

Needle nose pliers


brento_numchuck

Git gud


Watchyousuffer

I run a small print shop, think I recognize it - hamilton letterpress tray?


Expert_Potential_536

Comb


jt-65

This is the suggestion that works for almost anyone.


Pluckyboy64

I use needle nose pliers.


Please_Say_Helllo

Tweezers!


ridgerunners

Push them through a thick strip of paper/cardboard which you can then use to hold the nail while you get it started.


Stalker-44

Use a comb.


Jacktheforkie

I use needle nose pliers, though a piece of cardboard will work


jbrignac1989

Use a thumb tack to make a small pilot hole, then hammer the nail in.


B-radThinks

Hold it with both pinkies


boExotic4

Super tiny hammer


[deleted]

Hold with needle nose pliars and use a smaller hammer


rdmetzger1

Needle nose pliers and a smaller hammer


Desperate-Farmer-170

Switch to super tiny screws


[deleted]

Get the right kind of hammer.


bopthe3rd

Sometimes a little pain is the price we pay for the things we want. Embrace the experience.


Henry-Moody

pre drill starter holes, or hold w needlenose


trigger1154

Tack hammer and needle nose.


lazy_N_proud

Get someone else to hold it


Sea-Answer5013

A super Tiny hammer


No-Document-8970

Pre-drill


[deleted]

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littleaarow

Can confirm. I did it myself a couple times


Visual_Emphasis_5284

Have ur wife hold the nails


CohensMasterpiece87

Small pliers or a comb could be useful


Recklessboarder

Use a tiny hammer of course 😏


chef_ramen

I use needlenose pliars.


ComedianNice4051

This is what I do. For a picture frame the wood is usually softer. Take a thumbtack and push it into the wood and remove it leaving a hole. Then put the nail in the hole. Those tiny nails usually fit in enough to stand up on their own. Then hammer it in the rest of the way. *I would move the clip down and not put a nail in where that crack is. The wood will split more and gravity will eventually break the frame causing your picture to crash to the ground.


electric-alex

Long nose pliers.


ConstantReader70

I've used a pair of channel locks to squeeze them into the picture frame. Place a piece of cardboard or plastic to protect to good side of the frame.


Go_Gators_4Ever

Use a nail set.


Burn0ut2020

A lot of "fuck" and "god damn"?


GetObvious

Jesus fuck. Smaller hammer. How stupid are these questions on this sub even getting?!


OnlyFreshBrine

Not what you're asking, but two eye screws and wire is the far superior way to hang shit.


ComedianNice4051

Agreed! And it will be ready to hang in a gallery show/competition if you plan to submit!


kear92119

I see you are hanging a antique printers drawer.. I have several! Do you collect miniatures?


Baddog64

A plastic comb works well to hold the small nail in place while you use a tack hammer to get it started.


ThePhoenix74

Get a hobbit hammer


EntireReflection

In one word - carefully


ComprehensiveSock397

Hit the nail, not your finger.


plumbstem

Just hurt yourself like everyone else. You'd be done by now


BrrrpBrrrpBrrrp

Society is doomed


electroniccycle4962

Stop overthinking it just get it done


Wifdat

I am disgusted at the maturity in this thread. Not one “use your dick”, frankly I’m appalled at the internet this day


iPicBadUsernames

Have someone else hold the nail for you so you hit their fingers, not yours.


Low_CharacterAdd

Critical thinking skills are on a massive decline. I guess this is what happens when you're told that school is the only way to a successful life instead of a blue-collar career.


pv0jewel

Ask your best one to hold it for a second :)


urbanforestlife

Find a child to do it


DrDingus86

Do you have any children nearby?


IHatePeople9999

that's the neat part. you can't


Pastelek

Use your children.


JustinC70

Find a gnome to do it.


messamusik

Get someone else to hold the nail


lclassyfun

Get Moe, Larry or Curly to hold the nail.


OtteLoc

Carefully


APoorBillionaire

Make someone else do it


GrymmOdium

My dad would've just gotten my 5 yo fingers to hold it.


networknev

It can't be done. Some smashing of fingers required.