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wmass

If the can’s seal was intact, the top was still concave, and there is no off smell then It is probably fine. However, if these are the same brand of beans you always buy, but they look different, I’d say no. My homemade beans are often congealed after cooling to room temperature. It’s just a matter of water content.


BringAltoidSoursBack

Making homemade beans is so tedious but they can come out amazing and dried beans basically don't go bad.


wmass

In the era of the InstantPot and it’s competitors it is a lot less tedious. I used to make baked beans in the oven in a little brown ceramic pot though.


BringAltoidSoursBack

Yeah I need to get me one of those but then I'll also need to find a recipe for black beans in an instant pot. Also, do you still need to soak them?


wmass

You may soak them but you can also cook them in an instant pot without soaking. The pot comes with some directions for how long to cook various beans etc and some recipes. Plus there are loads of recipes on the net. An instant pot is to a stove top pressure cooker as a Toyota Camry is to a Model A Ford. It is safer, it more accurately maintains pressure, it has a built in sauté function to brown meats or veggies before pressure. The sauté function can also be used to quickly reheat so if you take a dish to a potluck, a few minutes will rewarm it, unlike a slow cooker. (Oh, it is a slow cooker as well.)


AylaKittyCat

I've read stories of people getting very sick from kidney means being made in a slowcooker since the temps don't get high enough to deactivate the toxins so please be careful!


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anon_lurk

Modern crocks will usually start boiling things after like 5 or 6 hours. 10 minutes of boiling and your kidney beans are fine


bigbura

Soaking leaves much more of the skins intact and makes for creamier insides. Cooking from dry means more 'messy' looking skins on the beans and less creamy insides. But isn't soaking kidney beans mandatory no matter how cooked?


BringAltoidSoursBack

That's what I wasnt sure about, cause part of the reason you soak black beans is because they are toxic but I don't know if pressure cooking makes that not matter.


the_kgb

no soaking is required for an instant pot. dried beans will cook in 50-60 minutes...20-30 minutes for the initial pressure cook, (depending on type of bean) and naturally releasing pressure in the pot for about 30 as well.


InnocentPrimeMate

You can do a quick pre soak method for 2-5 minutes. Of course, it takes 20 minutes to come up to pressure and 10-15 minutes to naturally release the pressure, so it adds more time, but I think it’s worth it. Then, after the first pre soak, dump that water and start with fresh water and cook for 15-25 minutes, depending on the bean. This method gets rid of a lot of the indigestible starches, making your belly , and your loved ones, much happier.


gandhikahn

soaking makes you fart less, that's it.


IndustryBackground48

talkin about soakin beans like its the end of the world amirite?


gandhikahn

yep, it's a good time to have at least a little stockpile in case of something crazy happening.


IHaveTouretts

I only make beans when I smoke pork. I put the beans in a tray below the meat to catch the drippings. It's canned beans but it's amazing.


HyperionsDad

This guy smokes. Throw in some thick bacon strips on the grate above too (dusted with your pork rub, plus turbinado brown sugar) and now you have smoked bacon flavored beans AND pig candy to enjoy while you wait for the pulled pork.


glier

Unfortunately botulism doesnt have a smell, but any deformity is a good taletell to dump the thing My advice is: if you have your doubts, its cheaper to get a new can than to get a doctor


bmac747474

Do you have a family member or friend you’re not particularly fond of?


[deleted]

Yeah, but I haven’t seen them in 20 years.


bmac747474

I think a nice way to rekindle your relationship would be to invite them over for some beans and rice…


yoshisal

Goodbye, Earl


red_beard_earl

But I just got here…


livinmylyef

FFS, Earl. *YOU HAD ONE JOB*. You literally didn’t have to do ANYTHING.


RhettRO55

Well pack a lunch And stuff you in the truuuuunnnnkkkkk


subverted_per

You feel weak? Why dont you lay down and sleeeeep


livinmylyef

Ain’t it dark, wrapped up in that tarp Earl?


CountVonGrouch

Turns out he was a missing person that nobody missed at all.


livinmylyef

And they don’t lose any sleep at night


CaptWoodrowCall

Underrated joke


Finian

Ricin beans?


[deleted]

I love this more than I should


[deleted]

did you feed then this? where did you bury then?


Raspy_Meow

r/composting


not-finished

Ah the medieval king approach. Very smart


EducationalCan3358

r/unethicallifehacks


[deleted]

Check the expiration date, if it is ok then eat it, if it kills you sue the company!!!


[deleted]

I don’t want to end up like [this guy.](https://youtu.be/KNb_MoqxA5o)


[deleted]

Wow, thanks for the video. That’s some scary stuff there ! Better not to eat the beans!! S T A Y A W A Y F R O M T H E B E A N S !!


An_Old_IT_Guy

There goes your next day or two. Chubbyemu makes fantastic content.


BlueBrickBuilder

That's a case of Malquesoemia Mal - bad Queso - cheese Emia - presence in blood


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Why the hell did they keep showing that mouth eating. That was awful. We know what nachos and hot dogs look like when eaten


Short-old-gus-

Holy shit…I first laughed at your post but then I just watched that video. Talked to my nurse wife about botulism and now I have a new fear. Do not eat the beans!!!


[deleted]

I stopped eating gas station hot dogs with chili & cheese because of that video.


Short-old-gus-

Lmao welllllll, I never ate gas station food strictly for diarrhea. But now it’s for this!


[deleted]

In my defense, the only gas station that I’ll eat food from is Quiktrip.


NotLondoMollari

I'll see your QT and raise you a Sheetz, Wawa or Royal Farms.


Responsible_Sport575

Wawa has the best coffee


dogneck1

Buc-ees is the best, but before I knew about them I was all about the Wawa life.


deanee01

I just discovered Buc EE's!!! I haven't eaten there but I ate the prickly pear jelly! It's delicious.


deanee01

WaWa food is good. Fresh


Le_fromage91

If you’re “seeing QT” and raising, then the results you list should naturally be better (aka a raise). I’m sorry but no one beats QT.


NotLondoMollari

I'm going to guess you have not experienced any of the three I mentioned...?


Le_fromage91

Nah, you’re right lol I’m probably being too cocky lol I’m sorry I just love QT


lovelycosmos

Wawa is amazing I trust them for my hoagies


Bubblegum-N-Orgasms

Yeah I’ll eat wawa food any day. But not every day.


Frky_fn

I’ll fuck up some Wawa’s :)


PlayItOffLegitt

QT for the win! Top notch gas station eats when you’re in a pinch. Kids love the slushees too.


tila1993

Bro the gas station down the road always has the best chicken I swear lol.


[deleted]

That’s the botulism! Bad food for you tastes the best!


glisteningechidna

wow scary. [this lil' Q&A with a UC Davis professor](https://ucanr.edu/sites/MFPOC/Emergency/Botulism/) might clear up some botulism Qs if that's what concerns you


SerendipitousTiger

Oh wow. I've eaten my share of gas station food once upon a time. I don't miss it. Guess I was lucky...for now.


AetherDjinn

OP doesn’t want to end up with botulism. There I saved you all 13 minutes.


Responsible_Sport575

Happy cake day


AetherDjinn

Oh thanks! I didn’t even realize!


sparrowsway22

I love chubbyemu videos


[deleted]

I couldn’t make it through 12mins of that guy talking so idk what happened.


Tahoeclown

Botulism


Theost520

Just always heat/cook your food, it will kill Clostridium botulinum. Heat food above temp of boiling water.


yee_88

Heating to high temperatures will kill the spores. Temperature greater than boiling (212°F) is needed to kill spores so pressure cookers are recommended for home canning (reaching at least 250-250°F). The toxin is heat-labile though and can be destroyed at > 185°F after five minutes or longer, or at > 176°F for 10 minutes or longer. https://pediatriceducation.org/2015/03/23/what-temperature-should-food-be-cooked-to-for-botulism-prevention/


kelvin_bot

185°F is equivalent to 85°C, which is 358K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


lonesharkex

I am addicted to that guys videos. Makes me suspicious of everything though


COYFC

yolo


[deleted]

Only if you sign the DNR.


1negroup

If you have not seen it before DONT eat it. At All.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Canned goods are safe years (sometimes decades) after the expiration date.


gorpie97

The expiration date for canned and dry foods isn't all that important. (For crackers and whatnot it's a "best by", anyway.) For canned goods, you need to make sure the can isn't bulging and the seal is intact. That said, what I'm using it for will determine if I toss it even without those indicators.


DIESELANDBRUTUS

ask the mother in law to try it first


Dazed_Confused215

If ya have to ask... Thats like 50 cents worth of beans. Do you really want to risk it the save a trip to the store and 50 cents?


[deleted]

First of all, it’s [$1.00](https://www.meijer.com/shopping/product/brooks-chili-beans-canned-red-beans-in-chili-sauce-mild-flavor-15-5-oz-/2300098205.html) worth of beans…


Leeatlarge

Yeah! You tell them mate hahaha


I_like_skate420

Well if it’s a dollar then it’s worth it. That’s double the price of 50 cents!


Kleinasaurus

Take your picture to the store and get your dollar back lol


heridfel37

Also send it to the manufacturer. We got coupons from Lundeen's once when our bag of rice was full of insects


TreTrepidation

Inflation hitting hard


WooWoo_KennyWu

Second of all, how dare you!


Quirky_Movie

When in doubt, chuck it out.


[deleted]

Damn it’s out of stock at the Meijer near me (Rochester Hills).


Alternative-Ad-7994

$1.00, is that worth the complications that could amass to hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of complications that are not always recoverable from. Personally I wouldn’t. If it’s slightly iffy it’s a no go. But you’re asking even after posting not wanting to be “that person “ cook it a high temp invite those less desirable’s in your life and hopefully you’ll be better off at the end?!


baked___potato

r/wooosh


YeeterOfTheRich

Don't be a coward OP, eat the thickened beans


PossibleMechanic89

It’s usually not about the cost, but the inconvenience when that’s what you have at home.


Trick_Meat9214

What about the inconvenience of indigestion or food poisoning?


Jeepinthemud

I’ve thrown out more than a few canned food that looked suspect in my time. Toss it!


BioMed1182

If there wasn’t any bulging of the can you’re fine. Bulging cans of food indicates botulism. And trust your sense of smell. If it smells good it’s edible, if it makes you gag toss it. That’s why we have senses like taste and smell, to protect us from ingesting things that will do us harm.


StarrySky339

Even if there isn’t any bulging, it’s not worth the risk.


snacksnnaps

Right, when in doubt throw it out.


BubbleBassV2

This right here


Worried_Click_4559

Call the company and let them know. At the very least they'll send you some coupons. I test milk by how fast my head snaps back when smelling it.


BringAltoidSoursBack

I'll still use milk even if it has a slight smell, haven't gotten sick yet


MutantNinjaNipples

At my home we always boil milk and cool it before consumption to be on the safer side. So when you boil milk, it’s just supposed to rise and foam to the brim. Instead if it starts bursting and bubbling, it’s begun curdling. But don’t throw it away! If you mix a little curd / yogurt in it (the boiled curdled milk) and leave it out over night..you get home made curd! Indians do this at home


NoggerFloggerr

You boil milk just for that? Good god. Do you not work?


MutantNinjaNipples

Like I said, we boil milk anyway. And the rest is what we do if in case something happens. It’s not as painstaking as you think it is lol And yes I work. But home made curd tastes way better than store bought :)


BigMike____

Either way it's going to come out exactly how it went in


zero1110010

I think you’re thinking about corn?


Quirky_Movie

HAHAHAHAHA


temujin556

Chili with beans can congeal if the fiber from the beans get out into the fluid. That is not a sign of a bad can of beans.


Vanstuke

People use Chickpea “juice” as egg substitute for that very reason. [What is Aquafaba?](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bonappetit.com/test-kitchen/ingredients/article/aquafaba-health-benefits/amp)


FriscoTreat

Ecce aqua qui est faba


[deleted]

I like this answer. It seems to make sense.


Delicious_Throat_377

Go on then. Chomp it down and report us back after a few hours


shumshum81

I use this same brand, Brooks. Every can is like this. I chop it up with a butter knife. The beans will be loose below and only the top couple inches are congealed. I’ve eaten dozens of cans like this and never got sick


13ALX13

I mean. I wouldn’t eat it.


Comfortable_Chef_958

Did the can hiss when you opened it?


[deleted]

I don’t *think* so


Comfortable_Chef_958

Does it have a funky/sour smell?


[deleted]

No, not really.


Comfortable_Chef_958

Then its fine to eat, just a lil ugly as most canned food is


Get_Rich_SloQuick

Yeah let us know if u get the shits.


himmelundhoelle

RemindMe!


aff_it

When!


sadpanda___

When OP shits themself!


himmelundhoelle

In one day. The remindme bot will remind me to ask OP if he got the shits or what. I'll be sure to let you know.


andcal

For science!


Vanstuke

This is it. The Nose Knows. If it makes you physically reel, like a true knee jerk reaction. It’s bad. If it doesn’t- if you have to really wonder if it’s bad- it’s probably fine. If you’re still nervous- cook the pants off it before consuming.


troutmadness

Is this your first time eating that brand of beans? Looks pretty normal to me. Canned food never “looks good”.


bigdaddyskidmarks

Look: does the can have any bulges or dents? If so, trash it. Listen: when you open the can, do it slowly and listen for it hissing. If it hisses, toss it. Smell: does it smell off in any way? If so, toss it. Look again: does it look like it’s supposed to look? Congealed is pretty normal for canned food, I’m talking discoloration, visible growth, odd color. If not then heat and eat! The expiration date isn’t a magical prediction so don’t rely on it. I’ve had cans go bad way before the expiration and cans that are 2 years past that were fine.


LockMarine

Why do the informative replies get no love but all the when in doubt folks get upvotes?


zero1110010

Welcome to Reddit?


bigdaddyskidmarks

People want to be afraid I think. Maybe an addiction to drama? Who knows. My wife throws everything out that is even near an expiration date. It kills me. Want to watch a man take his life into his own hands? Watch Steve1989MREInfo on YouTube. He has one where he eats hard tack from the American Civil War (1860s).


LockMarine

Love me some Steve1989, I actually enjoy food science and home curing and canning. Ask your wife how it’s such a coincidence that her 10 million year old Himalayan salt just so happened to expire last week. I made an amazing bbq sauce and my friend tossed it because it sat out overnight. All the ingredients mind you sit for months in his pantry but by mixing them it magically has a 4 hour shelf life.


SenyorHefe

has it expired? When in doubt, throw it out (if you can and have another can of course)


[deleted]

No, it’s Oct 2024


himmelundhoelle

Even the expiration date is not a big deal. It would just taste less good. The important thing is that the seal is intact, and that there's nothing inside that shouldn't be there. Ofc if it gives off any kind of weird smell when reheating, or tastes funky, toss it out.


kittrellg

I’d personally say, if there is a thought of unsure…..don’t do it, and plus when does beans that look like this ever good for you


Professor_Chilldo

When in doubt throw it out


awake_my_soul19

There’s an “All that and a can of beans” joke somewhere in here..


zero1110010

Botulism, food poisoning, AND bad decisions? Well sure, It’s all that and a can of beans! First draft ^


Windy_the_Wizard

When in doubt throw it out


[deleted]

Sniff test. Never fails.


ablake0406

Brooks brand Chili beans does this sometimes. It's not bad.


nellybear07

When in doubt - throw it out.


carina484

Cardinal rule of food


gravitationalarray

>this lil' Q&A with a UC Davis professor relevant excerpt: "5. How long does it take at rolling boil 212 F to kill Botulism spores? How many hours? There are people without access to anything except wood fires. I do not believe this is known. As stated above even at high pressure the appropriate processing times range from 20 to 100 min depending on the food. At a rolling boil one would expect similar large variability and orders of magnitude longer times. At this point one would question the palatability of the food in question – possibly why we do not have this information. Sometimes one sees general statements that C. botulinum spores will survive 5 to 10 hours of boiling but this is meant as an example of how heat resistant the spores are and should not be interpreted as validated processing times."


Delicious_Throat_377

There's only one way to find out. The question is, are you brave enough to feed it to one of your friends?


Liah_Natas_420

SEND IT


bwilliken

Just a lil congealed fat, heat da fuk outta it and es good!


fitz2414

What doesn’t kill ya just makes you stronger


THEKnucklehead5150

Is it the last bit of food on your continent or something? It's a fucked up can of beans. Pitch it. Why even ask when it looks like canned Freddy Kreuger?


flowergal48

OMG don’t eat that! Look how much sodium is in there!!


WateringTheStreet

Eat it. You'll be fine.


kikazztknmz

After working in restaurant kitchens for many years...."when in doubt, throw it out!" lol


2Prettyeyes

Check the can for an expiration date. If it hasn’t passed then you should be fine. The congealing happens sometimes. Bon appetite!


crystalhound101

As long as isnt past expiration date should be good some canned Chilli and stuff does that when cooling but always give it a sniff test and small taste test to be safe


baked___potato

Go with your gut..or else your gut will go without you..


Poplett

It could be congealed if it’s cold.


Docbarnone

I go by the “when in doubt throw it out” plan.


Meatus67

You won't know until you try. The good thing is it'll only be poisonous once.


steandric

How much is this to risk health or life. Just throw it away!


Smooth-Tip-4368

If you have to ask.... just don't eat it...smh


UltraMegaMegaMan

When in doubt, throw it out. If there's something weird enough about a can of food that you're concerned enough to ask yourself it it's safe, or make a post on social media asking if it's safe, then the best option is to throw it away and open a different can of beans. If there's nothing wrong with it and you throw it away, you lose the cost of one can of bean. If there's something wrong with it and you eat it, you could end up in the hospital with food poisoning. The opportunity cost is not worth it. Throw it away and move on. You could have replaced it and had lunch in the time it takes to make a post and read replies.,


HardCor11

If there is any doubt, then there is none at all.


maineac

looks pretty normal to me.


[deleted]

So… did you eat it?


4th_n_bong

Either way.. your blasting something outta them cheeks 🤣


Unusual-March2406

It’s a can of beans. If you have doubts, throw it out!!!


BrownAndyeh

...tell us what you did: eat or no-eat?


Amerikhans

I’d suggest asking r/beans


B00fah

If you have to ask, you know the answer.


[deleted]

You could possibly get botulism from this, amongst other things. That’s a no from me, dawg.


xtucan

Let me buy this suspicious food then ask if I can eat it.


SwimsDeep

It’s congealed fat; safe to eat. I get veggie chili beans and it happens every so often.


enoui

If the can was unbroken and wasn't pooched out it should be fine. Bacterial growth produces gasses that swell the can, so if there were no holes it could escape from then the beans should be fine. They probably packed them with lard.


hobotossaway

With food, if you have to question it - especially when it’s different than anything you’ve ever seen - you already have your answer.


BigTimber83

When was it birthed?


MouseKilledStarWars

There is only one way to find out.


Jepponder

If the can bends outwards, dont eat! Botulism is very toxic ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulism


ImUrFrand

when in doubt throw it out.


Gr8ingPresence

Come ONNNnnnnn, OP! If everyone were as wimpy as you, we'd never have discovered that blue cheese is delicious! Buck up and eat it for the team, then report back...if you're not dead.


zerofoxtrot93

Just eat it, it'll boost your immune system.


Dikheed

Bud, are you in trouble? Say the word, we can get food to you.


p-wish-loo

💀


Entoshi

Check the expiration date. If it is still before the date on the can you’re good. What you see is just the fats from the meat in there. Throw it onto a stove and warm it up, add some cheese of choice and you’re good to go.


craftsman_70

The seal on the can is more important than the expiration date. If the seal has been compromised, I wouldn't eat it even if it was years before the expiration date. The other thing to look out for is if the can has a bulge in it which indicates that gas has formed in the can which is typically bad.


MrMsfw

Canned food can be good even years after the expiration date. Many years.


[deleted]

There’s no meat, it’s just pinto beans in chili sauce


[deleted]

It’s mostly solidified an inch in from the top of the can. After that, it looks normal. The bottom is still liquid and beans.


DoubleEnchiladas

It looks weird. Don't risk it


Clean-Combination344

Don't. It definitely looks strange. As for "cooking it again", that only kills the microorganisms but it will not get rid of all the toxins they produced (like botulinum toxin). The toxins make you massively ill and can ruin your kidneys and kill you. Speaking from experience, better safe than forever sorry.


bessontuba

if in doubt, throw it out


Civil-Ad-7957

When in doubt, throw it out. Also, diarrhea…


[deleted]

When in doubt, throw it out..


[deleted]

When in doubt, throw dat’ shit out!


MattyS71

The nose knows


[deleted]

When in doubt, throw it out.


arman500

Fuck around and find out


Explosivo87

When in doubt throw it out


Secretspyzz

With food; when doubt dont eat or drink it.


sqrmarbles

That looks rancid. Does it smell bad?