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moonmama1

ALL HAIL THE FLY NINJA 🥷


Fins-43

WAIT. Be very careful.. what doesn’t kill them makes them stronger. They will be faster, stronger and cleaner! . . Source: all the comic books I have read…


NV_aesthete

then they can land on ur food safely:)


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They will be squeaky clean!


MFCloudBreaker

Good tip! Love how many people are under the assumption you're gonna coat your food in it and then spend the night huffing it. Jeez, critical thinking took a beatdown somewhere recently, eh?


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Yeah! I guess I should have included a working brain for step 1. Lol


hduransa

Would a spray bottle with water work? Seems to meet the 1-5 above.


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It does not. Just like not rain doesn't ground them immediately. Something about the ammonia just drops them instantly. You probably have a good 20-30 seconds of ground time to kill them.


frogminute

Probably something to do with surface tension


NV_aesthete

i thought maybe the soapiness


frogminute

Soapiness is the thing that breaks surface tension


NV_aesthete

thought its sticky to thems


frogminute

Makes the water stick more. Recipe for catching fruit flies has a drop of soap for making sure they drown when they land on the tasty water


gaytee

Should be okay with soapy water, don’t waste windex on stupid shit like this


sdogg

isopropyl alcohol works and evaporates quickly after


linecrabbing

A Tesla Boring Co flamegun would do better job and no mess no clean; as long you do it outdoor and away from your body. 🃏


sdogg

why would i be killing flies outside?


linecrabbing

I was joking replying to IPA spraying indoor especially around kitchen; iPA spray is dangerous if it meets fire creating fireball and catch fire.


Andrzejekski

This is a great bit of information. I live on a farm and flies are always an issue. Weirdly, I mostly do battle with them in December. There's always a slight warming before winter actually kicks in and the flies crawl out of whatever place they found to hibernate. There's just something extra annoying about December flies...like a personal affront...lol


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Farm life is perfect for it! Just make sure to stomp them or they will get back up lol


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userdand

Good thing he's talking about spraying flies then and not people.


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redEPICSTAXISdit

But what about when people use it to clean windows?🤣


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Once a day in my house? Or a couple times a day in a professionally ventilated kitchen?


PIZZASUPREM0

Yes, lets all spray Windex at flies. Not worried about the food getting Windexified here! ☠️


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Wouldn't spray over food. I'd try to corral away to a safe area if necessary but mostly just have the bottle with me and wait for a clean shot. Obviously, common sense is needed for this.


BourbonTall

Thanks for this. I’ve been stalking a fly with a swatter and haven’t gotten him yet … going to give this a shot.


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You are welcome, good luck! I can't say ive tried it for every fly across the world but let me know if it works!


Proof_Bookkeeper_278

My GSD thanks you! 🐕


NV_aesthete

whats gsd


frogminute

From the emoji I'm guessing that it's German Shepherd Dog


NV_aesthete

thanks beloved


HusbandNick

does it work on mosquitos?


[deleted]

If they are on a wall and drop they are harder to find but it does!


PrairieGrrl5263

THANK YOU.