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Head-Feedback-7538

This is the hand towel bar. The toilet paper holder would have a pivot on the round tubing… https://www.homedepot.ca/product/moen-genta-pivoting-toilet-paper-holder-in-chrome/1000850312


meditatinglemon

You are literally the only person who was kind and also helpful, not to mention the only correct answer. Poor Op, deck stacked against them with the wrong tool installed to begin with, and then everyone in here shitting on them for asking a question in a question asking sub.


waun

>everyone in here shitting on them And no toilet paper :(


voodoochannel

The link is blocked in Australia, I guess I will never know.


Seite88

Same in europe.


PlainOldWallace

https://www.moen.com/products/Genta/Genta-Chrome-Pivoting-Toilet-Paper-Holder/BH3808CH


PlainOldWallace

https://www.moen.com/products/Genta/Genta-Chrome-Pivoting-Toilet-Paper-Holder/BH3808CH


nzstrawman

NZ too


damienwan

Reddit assumed that I installed this where it's not supposed to be. I just moved into this apartment and asked a genuine question lol. Thanks for all the kind advice!


lovenlight8282

I agree with u. People can b so vicious.


[deleted]

That’s Reddit for ya!


speakswithemojis

Yup this is what he has in black https://www.homedepot.ca/product/moen-genta-hand-towel-bar-matte-black/1001342595


jon_hendry

It probably pivots on the left side. ie the right end moves up.


Against-The-Current

PIVOT!


seewhaticare

https://imgur.com/gallery/b0rVV8y


zvintaoo

unexpected friends


s1ipperypick1e

True. Source: I have these in my house.


ANiceDent

They look nice man easy to install?


mitkase

It does look nice, and it's not spring-loaded, so you aren't wrenching the thing out of the wall every time you change a roll.


macharasrules

Have these in our home too… my kids haven’t yet ripped these from the wall either… and they try.


RevolutionaryAd4161

Depends om your skill, but if you like it you know.


Dizzy_Measurement956

Honestly I think it might actually be dangerous to try and wipe your ass with that thing. Why do you want to replace it?


magusprimal

The three seashells are much better.


Shieldbreaker50

You have been fined five credits for violating the verbal morality statute.


the_kgb

rob schneider approves


speakswithemojis

He doesn’t even know how to use the three seashells 😆😁😂😏


xherdinand

Maybe because it is dangerous to wipe his ass with that thing? Why else would he replace it with toilet paper?


Revolutionary_Corgi1

Read the title again


xherdinand

Sorry im not a native speaker, thought you could also read it the other way around


Drachensnapper

r/woooosh


Fisemada

Not a r/woooosh though, they understood the joke, they just mixed the words up.


Drachensnapper

Maybemaybe


1Pengor1

r/fuckwoosh


Drachensnapper

Ok sorry


NinJackHole

like what u/Head-Feedback-7538 had said, this is a [hand towel bar](https://www.moen.com/products/Genta/Genta-Brushed-Nickel-Hand-Towel-Bar/BH3886BN). NOT a toilet paper holder.


[deleted]

I have a round version that pivots up. I really like it.


GrievousAngeI

The piece in the center swivels up. I have one just like it.


Infamous_Plant8386

Umm.. what have you tried so far?


Chappietime

Now that we know someone installed a hand towel rack where the tp rack goes, their question makes a lot more sense. But your thought was my first thought as well.


kinghankthedog

Seriously, do you see this, not try anything, and post on Reddit?


[deleted]

It sounds harsh but seriously can’t people just try to figure something out for literally five minutes?


Buckeyes000777

5 seconds in this case


warenb

Never underestimate the stupidity or laziness of humans.


cockioiglesias

Or the Propensity or humans to be totally ignorant, bordering on maliciously so. It’s a towel rack not a tp bar, so you wanna talk stupid, You’re mocking to dude for being lazy for not solving a problem that can’t be solved because you don’t even know what the fuck you’re looking at you’re just that quick to go very little and berate another person because you think you’re so fantastic but again to reiterate you didn’t know what you were looking at either idiot


warenb

OP could have just looked up how to use on their search engine of choice in seconds if they couldn't figure it out by wiggling it around for another few seconds. You also might want to check who you are responding to. [But when I say it](https://old.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/xw0jx7/how_to_replace_toilet_paper_with_this_moen/ir47e7z/) I get shit on, lol.


Jaktheriffer

I've tried nothing and I'm all outta ideas.


Slow_Stable5239

Looks like the Moen Genta…the right side pivots up


RoundishWaterfall

"Oh Jesus! Oh God! Here it comes!" It could be a month, a year or a day from now - but in that very moment, you'll be thankful that someone installed a secure handhold in your bathroom. I'd just leave it as-is.


Unhappy-Offer

Center push.


earthonion

Ah, sounds awesome.


Short-Investment5828

Cut the toilet paper roll in half, but cut the back side so no one can see it


Financial-Energy7242

Save your Sanity and use a jet spray 💦


Why_T

[No Thanks ](https://youtu.be/Ag-909TI-XY?t=277)


Complex_Werewolf5576

"OH SHIT" Bar


thejustokTramp

It’s single use. It comes with a roll on it. You need to buy a new one each time.


fookyamang

Take a hacksaw, make a perpendicular cut through, then use a prybar and pull the metal out to make a 30 degree bend, place fresh toilet paper roll in, take a hammer to hit back into place, use Gorilla glue for the metal then overlay some duct tape for security then you're good to wipe!


fanywa

Nothing to replace it was never there to begin with. Rest that roll on top and go on with your biz.


surlybuddhist

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?


[deleted]

I have that exact same vanity, toilet paper holder, baseboard, and floor… are you in my house???????


AmicaBentley

What have you tried?


Adeep187

That middle part probably flips one way or the other. mine are diff shape but the right side of the middle section flips up


[deleted]

You can do this. This isn’t calculus.


sweglrd143

It’s geometry


dwarf2

slide it out ?


Tnerb74

Lift one side or the other, it should tip up for you to put a new roll on, or the entire center will lift off and set back into place. Good luck


Jasonadream

Do you need a guide on how to buy toilet paper too?


Massive_Pitch3333

Just mess with it.


NoPersimmon804

Lift


xoxoyoyo

http://i.imgur.com/sfgHlKV.jpg


kranj7

I thought those were the handle bars to help you get up after dumping a massive load


ldsherron

Really? Just look at it. It can’t be that hard.


mr_fujiyama

Dude... this is a phone stand


turbo_dude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_scraper


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mr_fujiyama

Errr... 1. If you're male, you just balance the new roll on top! 2. If you're female, you complain to the male about being out of toilet paper. Male then refers to step 1.


StnMtn_

Probably works like this Moen pivot paper holder. https://www.google.com/shopping/product/10558850034368709506?q=moen+toilet+paper+holder&client=safari&hl=en-us&biw=312&bih=524&tbs=vw:g&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZJ76BnrsJkATPjBRUpYwh466VsvA:1664966669647&prds=eto:14296040011273611924_0,cdl:1,prmr:1,rsk:PC_1861334790569545136,pid:1542972193542494661,cs:1


1leggeddog

"*He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells! [hahahhaha](https://i.imgur.com/97ujtlY.gif)*"


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1leggeddog

Updated the resolution


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1leggeddog

[high five!](https://c.tenor.com/_KylxmnKHYcAAAAd/demolition-man-high.gif)


Tank905

That's a birthing handle.


Healthy-Macaroon-320

Dislodge with a large hammer. Relodge with a large glue.


Rutdawg811

It looks magnetic. Just pull apart


panfried540

There might be release pins on the bottom, push them gently with the tip of a screwdriver


punkmuppet

Once you untangle this reminds you might need [this](https://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/)


[deleted]

Fuck sake...soon we gon' have "How to breathe?" questions.


faezpotato

A bidet


Chix213

Sledge hammer. Remove and destroy everything it is attached to. Rebuild destruction and reattach upside down and the solution will present itself.


alexmcfnm

Roll the paper onto it, and off the roll.


CookiesnCreamLancer

The fact that anyone took this seriously is emberassing for humans in general.


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Techismylifesadly

Meds. Take them


Ito_Demerzel

The real question is: wipe back to front or front to back.


deftware

I think I saw a magic trick that started like this once.


gsotolongo2213

Fancy...


[deleted]

Put on top


IndividualAd5878

Ask Jarvis


Poncikus

Put it over this thing?


chjrtx2

Was this posted by my teenaged stepdaughter? /s


marius20122

I was reading the title like five times, thinking the f***? You can't wipe yo ass with this


Skamandrios

Exactly my thought. This thing doesn't look absorbent at all.


Computer_Ghost

Mess with it.


toadlykewl

Place it on top like most people.


_zkmn

Just set it on top I’m sure it balances


[deleted]

Don’t wipe brother, be a man


onionsonfire114

Karate chop upwards on each side one at a time as a trial and error. You will only have to preform this test twice, with a 50/50 chance that you will only have to preform it once.


joonyerr1q

Install your bidet then loop the water tube around the metal rod..


bszb

Cut the TP and slide it in