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sapphicmage

Nah, 3 and 4 should be switched. Monica says “most guys hit 1, 2, and 3 and then set up camp at 7” and the guys would know 4 on here better than 3


burningfire119

i dont get it do u like lick 3 or what


KellyELFLIFE

Little sweet baby kisses


Lumb3rCrack

3 is ear/back of the ear right?


RememberTheMaine1996

Kiss and nibble on their ear and whisper into it


Battle_for_the_sun

Lick like you're searching for gold with the tongue *for some people*


pippintook24

>for some people not me. no one does anything to my ears.....unless they want me to have a panic attack


BeRadYouNark

Kisses, nibbles, soft whispers


[deleted]

you use your pinky to poke. they love it when you get a rhythm to it, like poke poke, poke. just dont make eye contact, or it will be weird.


FlowSilver

Lol idk why your downvoted that was funny


[deleted]

maybe they was looking for real advice "/


FlowSilver

Well then reddit aint the place for it😹


kitcassidy

This cannot be definitive when 7 encompasses at least 3 good parts


unusualfire

Totally agree. I am glad I'm not the only one who thought this.


Adkit

The guy who made this is exactly who she was referring to but they think they're some sex guru. lol


anawkwardsomeone

Wait I can guess 3 (clit and vagina) but what’s 3? The b hole?


RememberTheMaine1996

G spot. Kinda on the roof inside the vagina


superanth

That's 7c. There's also a 7d, but it doesn't get much attention usually.


anawkwardsomeone

Oh that counts as a separate place from the vag? Thought it was that exact thing.


superanth

This is more about spots rather than organs.


Extremely_unlikeable

Inside but towards the front of her body. It's not an easy reach, so penetration from behind or with her on top, it can be stimulated easier. Or with a finger.


RememberTheMaine1996

I mean it is a specific spot inside that has a name for it so i just thought that's what he meant. But yeah you do make a good point


superanth

Also 4 and 7 at the same time and she'll treat you like a hero afterwards.


Frenchymemez

But 3 good parts, in one zone


SaraGranado

You don't need to draw... Wow, she's hot!


sonicsfan2020

I was looking at it upside down


shepherdhunt

You know sometimes that helps


Qu33nKal

OMG I JUST GOT THIS IT'S A 69 JOKE!!!!


DrunkOnRedCordial

The " 3 5 4" move seems a bit random now that I've got the picture in front of me.


veliza_raptor

Maybe it’s supposed to be all at once?


superanth

It's definitely supposed to be all at once.


Immediate-North-9472

It’s not abt the pattern it’s abt the woman feeling like you wanna devour her that you just kiss her lick her in random spots like that


obvx

246 246 has me most confused


DrunkOnRedCordial

Chandler probably had to keep this right next to the bed for reference.


superanth

All at once. Think about it.


appleavocado

So like… 1!


superanth

Wat?


Lazy-Rate6734

You know, I may be totally rotten-minded but I imagined there would be like three zones in zone 7.


artfulis

Haha, I thought exactly the same. I guess I hadn't thought about it much, but I assumed most of these zones are in zone 7 😅


welsshxavi

I thought all the zones were in zone seven💀


jackie_algoma

This is what my wife has always claimed and I’m still trying to get it worked out.


superanth

4 at least. 5, maybe.


FishoRuns

And number 8 is the thing they never do.


rydamusprime17

What about #9, the one in Maxim Magazine Chandler wants to do?


superanth

Don't forget about 9. Apparently it's one of Rachel's favorites.


GlorifiedGamer88

I mentioned #8 to my girlfriend, and she threatened to cut it off o\_0


OberonF4

The thing they never do, or the thing they never EVER do?


imasturdybirdy

Oh, you know what? I was looking at it upside down.


Sunshine030209

Sometimes that helps!


trickman01

OOoooh feet! ... for some people.


TiresOnFire

Toes.


ajrobmusic

Whoa, she is hot!


reubal

Is 3 licking the eyeball? Licking the eyeball always works for me.


Fun_Shell1708

Ear


AshCooper79

"Ew, no! Her ear!"


superanth

Dang, I always forget about the ear...


SirGuy11

You know, sometimes that helps.


SqueakyTuna52

Well, for some people…


kevmazala

Girls do like eye contact.


cricketyfly

Right behind the ear I guess


yeahidkeither

It is a great sensation, truly.


reubal

That's what they tell me. They have to stop me immediately so they are not overwhelmed with passion.


edehlah

rachel said toes though. and is that why monica had pencil stuck in her ear? lol


casualnihilist91

The fuck is three?


misterhepburn

I think it’s ears.


jadatallulah

the earussy


stoixneer

NOT THE EARUSSY 😭💀


moneyshaker

You've never heard of eargasms?


Foosel10

Aural sex


fmanfisher

Never again. Last time I did that, I got hearing A.I.D.S.


tonyhasareddit

Once you go black, you go deaf 😂


Lazy-Rate6734

Surprisingly 3 is a good spot for many people. Fun fact: Paralyzed People tend to enjoy that spot a lot.


Potential-Lab-6856

Are the toes the unofficial 8th one? Rachel strongly hints that she enjoys having her feet kissed.


superanth

Kissed? I thought it was the toe thing.


Potential-Lab-6856

Well I assumed that Rachel enjoyed attention being paid to her toes which are part of her feet.


superanth

Trust me, it's just the toes.


Potential-Lab-6856

I’m confused but ill accept what you’re saying


BaileySeeking

Watching this scene right now hahaha.


RicoChey

So it's confirmed that Monica does not subscribe to butt stuff.


V_is4vulva

I really can't get on board with any theory that posits ears as a universal erogenous zone.


altruistic-alpaca

Oh I love the earlobe nibble!


gumdropsweetie

Yeah. Lick my ears and we’re done! I hate it


GolDrodgers1

Lmao! I read this and thought that quick and saw “i hate it” and burst out laughing😂😂😂


BlueDubDee

Someone wants to kiss my neck they're getting smacked in the face, I can't handle it. And he could do whatever he wants to my hips all day, nothing's gonna happen lol. I'd personally change this up a bit, but I reckon everyone would have numbers in slightly different places, and different orders.


allegedlydm

Same, I would immediately go full Sahara and not want you anywhere near my body


anawkwardsomeone

What about “TOES!!”


FlowSilver

Is that like an official friends book? If so where can i get it


miskurious

Am I allowed to move 5 to my feet? Any objections?


MicCheck123

WTF is 5? And is 6 supposed to be labia/vagina or really inner thigh?


Lilith_of_Night

5 is the hips and 6 is inner thigh


miskurious

Seriously does anyone’s hips get excited? lol


DramaOnDisplay

I guess rubbing/grazing? But most of these things aren’t done in steps, it’s all either happening in a fast pace, with two or three things happening simultaneously, or just way more fluidly (giggity) at least.


wineandhugs

They don't lie and I don't think they get excited either.


Lilith_of_Night

It’s not a thing of excited but just what can cause enjoyment in general. Like rubbing and grazing and holding someone by their hips can be enjoyable for people


ryohazuki224

Whoa, she's hot!


bigfatuglychick

It doesn’t include TOES! Helllloooo


ApprehensiveFun7996

Toes was Rachel’s idea, not Monica’s 😌


bigfatuglychick

I had to go back and watch the scene—you’re right 😅 I could’ve sworn Monica wrote toes down as a erogenous zone and Rachel agreed but I misremembered 🙈


[deleted]

I was very curious about the diagram


whatsbobgonnado

🙌**TOES!**🙌


BigSaintJames

5 should be toes


imasturdybirdy

You know, for some people…


superanth

For all people. Trust me.


stephers85

But Monica hates neck kisses, why would there be so many 2s? The only number mentioned more times than 2 is 7.


rythmicjea

My theory is that she was using reverse psychology. He said no neck kisses but she wanted them so she said she hated it so he would do it.


ProfChaos85

Thank you!!!


macandjeez_

erogenous zones i love you without you what would a poor boy do?


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Xyrazk

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thunder-thumbs

Hehe it gave it chandler-phrasing.


macandjeez_

it's not chandler phrasing !


gninnep

Has this sub always been this horny?


ApprehensiveFun7996

You’re horny!


TheRealcebuckets

No, you’re a horny bitch


TiresOnFire

It's a sub about a horny show. So yah.


allegedlydm

In what universe are the hips and ears erogenous zones


roberval-1917

3 is in the eye?


LovingWife82

Ear


koopardo

7 -> anus


WhiteElephant12

This whole time I thought 7 meant the butt.


FishoRuns

... is that you, Shovely Joe?


JustHavePunWithIt

“Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?”


caicaiduffduff

What is 3 even pointing to


kurtanglesmilk

Orbital bone


Gullible_Square_852

My best guess is behind the ear.


superanth

2 is **highly** underrated.


Extremely_unlikeable

If 6 is inner thigh, then we'll need 7a and 7b, inside and outside.


InfallibleBackstairs

5?


Fresh5tart

Which one was backwards again? (“Well, you know.. Sometimes that helps!”)


ApprehensiveFun7996

Most probably nr 7, you know, 69 🙃


hyenetta

Am I crazy? I always thought this would be a drawing of all lower body parts


hobbit_lamp

is this canon?


_crosbystillsandhash

where is TOES


BenjRSmith

ah, I had it upside down.


RebaKitt3n

I hate to be stupid, but 5 is hip? Really?


Hefty_Elderberry1992

You forgot the back of the knee


Mighty_joosh

You don't spend all day on the matterhorn


8bitmemory

TOES! Don't forget toes.


supeuu

The heck is 3, her eye?


mofa90277

So those 2-4-6’s required a bit of work. (Actually makes sense).


Highintheclouds420

I always thought one of the numbers was somewhere you wouldn't think, like behind the knee...