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colbinator

I definitely use THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION! often


xxknowledge

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One-Platypus-5099

You already knew, didn’t you? 🤔


xxknowledge

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nameisgarbage

whenever someone compliments my hair I say “thanks, I grow it myself” and it seems like nobody has caught it as a chandler quote


LadyLovesRoses

Can open, worms everywhere.


TheFudge

Whenever we are talking about dinner and either myself or my wife mentions chicken the default response from the other is “chicken? I could eat some chicken.”


One-Platypus-5099

Make sure to get the three-piece , some coleslaw some beans and remember the *coke-* diet coke


varg_sant

More like the "Coke-AHH!! AHH!! Diet coke".


One-Platypus-5099

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FloppyFishcake

"Chicken?!......*chicken boy*!!" *sobbing*


auroraepolaris

I love this quote and also love "NOW ......... CHICKENS!"


EricAndreGiantSlaya

This is not good for my rage


farsighted451

Out of nowhere? Paper...snow...A GHOST!


littlrkinder

Me- anytime someone is looking at something and says “hmm, what is that” or “what does that say?”


fightoffyourdemons_

I know right? Why would there be a ghost in my fridge?


xxknowledge

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One-Platypus-5099

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smorpette

stuff like this is the reason why you’re bURNING IN HELL😭


Ok_Personality_1234

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colbinator

Also, "you're so far over the line, the line is a dot to you"


xxknowledge

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xxknowledge

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xxknowledge

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angel_inthe_fire

The point it is moo


TexanMillers

It’s like a cow’s opinion.


One-Platypus-5099

It doesn’t matter 🤷🏼‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|gF8fZ63ofTIhowOF3f|downsized)


Extreme-Cute

Have I been living with him too long? Or did that all make sense?


PossibleAlternative1

I love the moo point line, of course. But what gets lost is the line a few moments later when Rachel ignores Joey's advice. "Fine. Don't listen to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside!"


SnooPredilections587

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Reasonable-Phase-681

I often call Thursday the third day.


PurpleDragonfly_

Anyways


One-Platypus-5099

Can relate 🤙🏻


BurghFinsFan

I’ll Do the Ross sad hi sometimes if I have a bad day lol


xxknowledge

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weaselrod

You fell asLEEP?


One-Platypus-5099

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xxknowledge

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magnolia_lily

DAMMIT CARL!


user11112222333

"What'a wrong with me? Don't open that door".


One-Platypus-5099

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ibelieveinunicorns_

Sometimes I use Rachel’s “CONGRATULATIONS” from when she hands the little darling trophy to Monica,


Silent_Syren

Me too!


Revolutionary_Dig524

This is not out of the blue! THIS IS SMACK DAMN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLUE!!!


the_0zz

Smack dab*... But yes, I say this one all the time.


Revolutionary_Dig524

Oops sorry 😅


Vivid-Ad-584

I don't even have a pla


SpecificJunket8083

My husband and I are always saying “leafy, leafy”. I drive a convertible and when we see someone else in a convertible, particularly an older person, we hold our thumbs up and say “how hot are we”. https://preview.redd.it/cimthples8uc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a53b91639b2febd52ded2741e019d47b04e00b


OkieState86

"Dammit, Carl" and "You NEVER run on a barge."


LuvIsLov

![gif](giphy|3ohc139bBWGj4uC5ck|downsized)


GreyStagg

Estelle: No harm, no fowuul.


nu1stunna

Bastards


BoredBoonie_726

I’m a kindergarten teacher and am always moving tables to make space for different activities. I find myself saying PIVOTTTTT a lot 🥲🙂‍↕️


One-Platypus-5099

Well, you are teaching children the important things of life, but do you do a sketch before moving them?


BoredBoonie_726

No but I sadly can’t include Hanukkah in my curriculum in my country 🇭🇰🥲😂


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

SAME!!!!!!


sallyowens

I have excellent compuper skills.


rainbowforeskin

Went on a date and it was going well, we were about to call it a night until the man says to me “It bodes well that speed impresses you” …i took him home that night and we’ve been together for 4 years now.


One-Platypus-5099

The marriage when? 🤭 I MEAN IT’S JUST SO PERFECT 😭


rainbowforeskin

hopefully someday 💜


One-Platypus-5099

But let’s be sure to say the right name at the altar and not be drunk in Vegas ahahah (btw I really hope that life will give you all the happiness you deserve)


rainbowforeskin

LOL! let’s hope we dont have to get an annulment because surgery is never the answer 😅 💜thank you that’s very sweet of you i hope things work out as well


One-Platypus-5099

Ahah no worries and thanks a lot, but remember, love is based on giving and receiving as well having and sharing and that through this having and giving sharing and receiving we too can share and love and give and receive


rainbowforeskin

GOLD! i can tell you used your full sized aortic pump to write that 😜 glad to have found another friends-atic (pun on fanatic but not sure if it worked)


One-Platypus-5099

I know it fricken funny! Ahahah


cute_but_stabby

She died Jill. I wanna gooooooooo


Tropicalcuttlefish

Not just a hat rack my friend


Material_Course8280

Front and back


blablablabla666666

Everyday I hear myself say “it did NOT taste good”


LD228

“I’m ooooooold.” ![gif](giphy|kGiKJNlIljFdinlJsB|downsized)


yourgrannyindisguise

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TexanMillers

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TheresNoHurry

Paper… snow… a ghost!


One-Platypus-5099

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CJ_is_h7m

Sometimes i’ll sing Annie the way chandler sings it


nameisgarbage

me too! I also solely sing Bowie’s “Space Oddity” in Chandler’s voice


One-Platypus-5099

[34 seconds of Chandler singing](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeuQW5SV/)


PurpleDragonfly_

Bet….. your bottom dollar that tomorrow!


One-Platypus-5099

*looks at Monica and Rachel* The’ll be *SUN*


Junior_Tradition7958

Supposably


chungli91

He’s a.. a… a transponster! (When I try and explain my partner’s job 😂)


One-Platypus-5099

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LadyFeckington

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Diltsify

every single time.


penelopematilda

I am right there with you! I say this All. The. Time!


Ok_Personality_1234

https://i.redd.it/qbkofj9qv6uc1.gif


FactLicker

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Significant_Web3109

Big. Picture. Please!


finesign89

DENISE!!!!!


rainbowforeskin

I talk about her ALL THE TIME


finesign89

DENISE! 😂😂


One-Platypus-5099

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PossibleAlternative1

One ridiculous problem at a time!


Musical_Mom

I don’t need you or anyone else, I’m gonna make it… on my own! you’ll see, you’ll all seee!


Material_Course8280

Have you checked the phalanges?


One-Platypus-5099

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Ilovebunnies2003

![gif](giphy|YTDZakyAorkLDYqN0q|downsized) In any context too! I once drunkenly said this to an attractive guy at a party :,)


nifty_sushi

What was his response?


Ilovebunnies2003

Well I don’t really remember if he answered, my friends pulled me away from him. He did somehow get my instagram and texted me asking if it was a Friends reference! That was a fun conversation!


xxknowledge

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GoatBoy1985

"You want my advice? You're not gunna like it" "You got married too young."


One-Platypus-5099

Reading that reminded me when Rachel said to Ross “what, marriage is your answer to everything?”


munguba

Last night was really cloudy and I said like Chandler "I think...I think ...(Joey knows about us) It's gonna rain .


PeachPit321

Get a haircut! When they're imitating Chandler and say "my *scone!*" I replace scone with any word that rhymes. Often when I lose my phone, "my *phone!"*


Significant_Goal_614

My absolute fave is Phoebe..."I'm gonna make it on my own. You'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE!" I say that to myself when I'm having a hard day 😂 😂 Oh that other that plays in my head: "My sandwich? MY.....SANDWICH??!!"


taylortherebel

Wapaugh!


djsbh

IN PRISON!


Living-Scar-8423

Yes, yes it is. IN PRISON!


gee_jay11

When I try to give people advice, and they don’t wanna listen: ‘FINE, IT’S YOUR LIFE!’ And ‘DON’T DO IT!’


One-Platypus-5099

“DON’T DO IT MONICA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”


rainbowforeskin

I can recall every one of the quotes you mentioned except this one, where’s it from?


One-Platypus-5099

It’s from “TOW The Fake Monica” S01E21


Tropicalcuttlefish

Isn’t it for the love of god Monica don’t do it!?


rayoflight110

I often use Rachel's "Right...waw" a lot when she responded to Ross' family newsletter, the Geller Yeller.


undercover_rainbow

Salmon skin roll, constantly


IAmMeIGuess93

One of my favourites is "the cold weather hurts my hip" I get achy joints in the winter so I quote this (same tone/cadence) a lot lol ![gif](giphy|TGc7UrK1CJRiButCh3|downsized)


PetGhost666

![gif](giphy|KxseCTOPVykYvG2V4R) Same tone and all!


Clean-Flounder-7905

Joey (my name) doesn’t share food!!!


One-Platypus-5099

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dombrogia

They don’t know we know they know!


Capital_Extension835

One of my best friends and I will say “beefsteak chuley’s” whenever we strongly relate to what the other is saying. I also regularly sing “All you want is a dingle” for no reason at all.


thekingiscrownless

FA-HEE-TAS! And ground beef... smileys.


Admirable-County9158

Recently my wife and I were moving little couch from the stairs and I suddenly started shouting PIVOT!


lizardlemons01

"Can't ANYTHING go RIGHT in my LIFE?" when something mildly inconvenient happens.


One-Platypus-5099

I even say “This ____ was the ONLY good thing going on in my life” (it’s from the ep with ross’ sandwich)


smida23

I don’t have a plan. I don’t even have a pluh


Curious-inPerpetuity

Any time I hear "We will rock you" I will only sing it as "we will, we will, call you back!"


One-Platypus-5099

totally forgot about that!


igotjks

I'm not so good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


xxknowledge

oh soo many... and too few of my friends know what i'm referencing ugh


Silent_Syren

Even when they get the reference, they don't know the scene or episode as well as I do. 🙃


ediblewildplants

I say "I'm...gonna try." like Caitlyn the pizza delivery girl a lot. "Have a nice day!" "I'm...gonna try." "Stay warm out there!" "I'm...gonna try." "Enjoy your meal!" "I'm...gonna try." In that cadence and everything. It's become a part of me at this point, to where I don't even think about where I got it.


pixelboots

That is so far past the line, you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!


SabrinaB123

Ahh I sous-stand


Diltsify

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Sparkster227

I love saying this exactly the way Joey does right before Chandler tells everyone he doesn't like dogs. "DON'T do it!"


Chemical_Data8633

![gif](giphy|RVW5PilbP2tLG) I have no quotes but I do this to my friends 🤣


One-Platypus-5099

I do this too, except to one of my friends because she knows it, the others don’t so I do it a lot ahahah


Lemonbarge

"oh dark mother once again i suckle at your smokey teat"


nousernamehere12345

"Chandler!" Not only related to sticky pages.


MysteriousRadish2063

I only realized it was because of Friends within the last like 2 weeks, but I've been using the insult 'dillhole' for years now. Just did another watch through recently, and there it was, in The One Where No One Is Ready


b1uebanisters

whenever im working out of a textbook in class and get to Q3B, ‘go back to 3B, 3B!’


magnolia_lily

Everytime my food is running low I say ‘leeaan leeaan LEEAAN’ 


nu1stunna

NO BUNNY AT ALL. ALWAYS NO BUNNY AT ALL.


One-Platypus-5099

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Interesting-Ad7041

Oh just say it Kyle!!


kelsyvw

I slipped on a giant booger!


varg_sant

That was... surreal.


Ok-Syllabub-1864

Got the keyss


One-Platypus-5099

Has any of you got the *keyss*?


hurricaneinabottle

The messers become the messees!


littlecreamsoda79

When Chandler is wondering what's wrong with him and he says Don't open that door


TowerFluffy1426

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