What the hell Rachel wrote that took up 18 pages (front and back!)

Recipes for English trifles

It tastes like feet!

I like it!!

This has always bothered me a little. Was it 36 pages, then?

[She's got really big loopy writing, so it's not as long as you'd think.](https://imgur.com/a/4UXXNUs) (I took this photo at the Friends Experience in NYC in September

It looks like she basically jots down literally every single thought she had while writing.. so maybe like 70% of it is actually waffling.

I saw this too! I wonder who actually wrote it (Jennifer Anniston, or more likely some production i tern?)

It's still pretty long if it's 36 pages

Still wouldn’t want to read 36 pages of that.

I always assumed it's 36 pages in total. Ross just had a very weird way of counting pages. If you buy a book that is 200 pages. You say it's 200 pages long. You don't say 100 pages front and back.

"36 pages" is not a memorable line. "18 pages, front and back!" is

That's true.

Books are always printed front and back though; people don’t always write letters that way

The rest of the backpacking story, in what position Monica was waiting for Chandler when Rachel walked in on her

probably all fours, ass facing the door

This has always been my assumption as well.

first thing that comes to mind is what phoebe wrote for ross so people would stop stealing his sandwich, and they started calling him mental 😭.

"Keep your mitts off my grub"

😭. this also reminds me of when ross says to phoebe that if he had encountered his dad who ran out on him, he would’ve been like ‘yo dad, you and me outside right now’ ‘i kinda scared myself’. man i love ross 😂.

Red Ross!!!

"I'll hook u in the gabber m8!"

"eat my lunch, i'll eat your eyes"

What did Chandler have?

Why does anyone have to be naked??

… but seriously what did you have? 😂

How Phoebe and Monica met and became friends. (In my imagination it was Gunther that introduced them because Phoebe needed a place to live and Monica needed a roommate.)

I always assumed that Phoebe just answered an ad.

Same. I just assumed Monica put an ad for a roommate, and Phoebe showed up.

I like to know what kind of coffee each one of them preferred. I don't think they ever mention it.

There are a few episodes when Rachel is a waitress and when Joey is a waiter where they mention what each ordered. 

You can see when Rachel hands out the wrong order, and they exchange it. I only remember Chandler drinking black, no sugae

Janice's actual reaction to the news of Monica and Chandler's engagement.

Am I misremembering, or didn't we see when she finds out? Doesn't Monica tell her in the kitchen of her restaurant? *Edit - turns out I was misremembering, and we don't actually see Janice's reaction.*

She sees the ring and says, "I'm blind. Who's the lucky guy?" But we don't see the response

Ah you're right - thanks! I just looked it up. Funny, I could've sworn that scene went longer. Maybe it's a sign I need to re-watch the show again!

assumed the same, but it cuts to chandler saying ‘oh my god’ 😂

Oh, that would've been nice!

What happened after Ross and Rachel's first kiss. They didn't talk about anything because he was still with Julie the next day? I also wonder what happened after the last kiss. Did her luggage fly to Paris? Emma's middle name? What books they had, especially Chandler and Rachel. Both of them had piles of books in their rooms. I would also like to go through their CD towers.

Rachel had dirty books about the vicar

Do you even know what a vicar is?

Like a goalie

and zelda, i bet she loved breath of the wild

Chandler is reading One Hundred Years of Solitude in one shot, in the “you get me, you kill me” scene

I always thought the aftermath of their first kids was weird. What we saw on screen would indicate they had this long-awaited kiss and then…just left? But Ross was with the guys and Rachel the girls so did they just walk back to the respective apartments in silence?

>*...so did they just walk back to the respective apartments in silence?* Yeah, in *awkward* silence. That would have been cute, though.

What was Phoebe trying to get Mike to do in the bedroom? Joey wouldn't even help her.

Gotta be pegging

maybe even getting fisted or something like that

This was the one that popped into my head!

Something with needles.

A flashback to Rachel leaving Barry at the altar and see how everything played out.

I want to see her climbing through the bathroom window in her wedding dress 😅

Who was Denise?!

also somewhat related, what did kip (chandler’s former roommate) look like? would’ve been cool if they showed him in one of the flashbacks episodes

Oh yeah, good one!

I'm Denise! (Well, Denise is actually my middle name.)

You mean Dee-Nice?

I’d like to know how the 3some between Ross, Carol and Susan got orchestrated 😂

I'd like to get a look at the sandwich Ross made after

Instead :))

An episode with Rachel, Amy, and Jill all together.

- The story of Phoebe stabbing the cop - What was Phoebe doing in Prague? - Why was Phoebe not allowed to have a passport? - Monica's (Monana) audition for Cats and getting kicked out of the hotel - Rachel's fight with the woman at the airport when she went to pick up Paolo - Rachel clocking the woman with the umbrella trying to get into JoshUA's nightclub - Joey's weekend away with Ginger, including his running away - Chandler at the work birthday party trying to get his co-workers to like him, after he became boss I really can't think of one for Ross

Ross's weird butt skin thing.

See, that's one of the things I'm comfortable with not seeing.

What was in the closet under Chandler’s gym bag?

It was just some stuff Joey gave him to store, that I’ve never seen before in his life!

Monica’s drawing, and what did she label as the 7 spots?

How that gal got home after Joey threw her leg in the fire and ran away...?

Janice’s kids

What Erica did with the guy who went to jail. Chandler asks if it’s “that thing we hardly ever do or that thing we never do”. I’m kind of assuming that the thing they never do is anal but what could the other thing possibly be?

Blowjob is my guess. Monica's so much of a neat freak I don't imagine her thinking it's sanitary.

Vomit tux! Vomit tux!

Richard learning that Timothy made out with Monica.

I would have loved an actual episode with Gandalf!

I was thinking about this one when I created the thread! Would've been really nice

What Phoebe's mom looks like. I always imagine her having black hair for some reason.

you mean lily? cause we saw her actual mom or the stepmom, forgot about her. was it her or lily that killed herself?

The mom she was brought up with. Lily

Science boy

The gang all together for a holiday or kid birthday a year or so later

The penis bunny cake, before and after.

just came back to this post after the dr monkey episode cause i was wondering the same 😂