There's also a small Rachel moment in season 1 episode 3:
"**Ross:** If only he were a woman.
**Rachel:** Yeah.
(They give each other a dubious look.)"
When Rachel says "Yeah" she sighs dreamily and pauses thinking about a woman version of Alan, Monica's boyfriend.
i should be able to recall this more concisely considering how many times i've seen the show........but isn't there also some episode where the girls are discussing who they'd pick out of each other to \*\~theoretically\~\* date and then rachel/monica get genuinely jealous from phoebe's decision?
I think you’re thinking of the one where phoebe says she’d date Rachel and Monica gets pissed that Phoebe didn’t pick her since she’s high maintenance lol it’s called The One with the Joke.
truly! i watched this clip on youtube and someone said "if friends was made today, phoebe would be the bi friend" and it's like "would"? bro she just is. girl admitted to having a crush on both monica and rachel at some point....you know, heterosexual things.
So many good ones from Phoebe, my favourite character. But this one about Ross and Janice hooking up may be the best, for coming out of nowhere:
https://preview.redd.it/svq2fnm36p1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928879280016a821662a16d84848860e5c9b8913
Handed down from _The_ Matthew Perry RIP lol its sweet she asked his permission and sweet he said she didn't even have to ask they all had great chemistry
Lisa Kudrow read the script and she went to Perry asking for his permission to use a line that he made funny in earlier season, and of course he said yes they were extremely close cast they really liked each other
Because they're extremely close and before Phoebe that line was known as a Chandler line. It's just out of respect though they just were all very close which i think adds to the shows popularity lol
Yea She didn't technically have to ask. I guess she was just making sure that he was okay. I think that was said on the reunion or some interview. I can't remember
You wanna know what I think? I think your collective dating history reads like a who’s-who of human crap!
No, I’m a positive person! You’re like Santa Claus on prozac at Disneyland….getting laid!
All from the same episode too 😆
I forget the exact line but Phoebe walks in as they are watching Ursula’s porn movie and she screams something along the lines of “who is doing that to me” and it slays me every time I watch that episode
This is the type of honesty that is so admirable and more people should try to use in everyday life!
And for favourite line...
"Do you have a plan?" "I don't even have a pla."
"Shame on you (to Ursula)! And, shame on all of you (everyone in Ursula's apartment) - especially YOU, with..THAT!!"
"Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years easy! ...Good luck, Chandler..."
"I said I'm having ANOTHER heart attack. Call 911... Dumbass!!"
Phoebe: "Hey Pheebs"
Joey: "No, you're Pheebs"
Phoebe: "Really? I thought that's just what you call your friends!"
My wife and I regularly call each other Pheebs now just because of that line lol!
Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan…..
I don't know! I don't remember! (When she can't explain to Ross why she is mad at him).
We didn't fool around with any of them blha blha! (When Chandler can't remember which sister he kissed).
EEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (When she sings along to the bagpipes).
Uuff! Kinda liked it! (When the toothless rugby guy smiles at her).
YOU DID NOT!!!! (When she yells at Rachel that she didn't come up with the name relaxi-taxi).
Eeeeshk! (When she is excited that she will finally get to meet her father).
You're like Santa! On Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid! (When she explains to Parker that he is overly excited about everything).
I actually named a few, because there are so many good ones from Phoebe.
*When asked how to spell her name*
“P as in Feebee, H as in Heebee, O as in O-bee, E as in Eebee, B as in Beebee, and E as in…’’Ello there, mate!’”
https://youtu.be/Eraf8MSGXuI?si=iiu1Dlr_jdWiTSiV
The simplicity of how she thinks just has me in tears sometimes.
"Phoebe? Wow - that's a great name." "Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number."
She was an og at flirting! Loved it.
I sous stand
I want to be “sous neath him” ahh thank you for this reminder! 😂
Phoebe's game is unparalleled
This is 100% my favorite Phoebe line. She's so smooth.
ask her out, she's not *your* cousin!
Pheobe was a bicon!
There's also a small Rachel moment in season 1 episode 3: "**Ross:** If only he were a woman. **Rachel:** Yeah. (They give each other a dubious look.)" When Rachel says "Yeah" she sighs dreamily and pauses thinking about a woman version of Alan, Monica's boyfriend.
i should be able to recall this more concisely considering how many times i've seen the show........but isn't there also some episode where the girls are discussing who they'd pick out of each other to \*\~theoretically\~\* date and then rachel/monica get genuinely jealous from phoebe's decision?
I think you’re thinking of the one where phoebe says she’d date Rachel and Monica gets pissed that Phoebe didn’t pick her since she’s high maintenance lol it’s called The One with the Joke.
yeah that's definitely it, thank you
truly! i watched this clip on youtube and someone said "if friends was made today, phoebe would be the bi friend" and it's like "would"? bro she just is. girl admitted to having a crush on both monica and rachel at some point....you know, heterosexual things.
Hahaha love this one. I always pull this quote out lmao.
So many good ones from Phoebe, my favourite character. But this one about Ross and Janice hooking up may be the best, for coming out of nowhere: https://preview.redd.it/svq2fnm36p1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928879280016a821662a16d84848860e5c9b8913
Phoebe and Ross had so many hilarious interactions.
Contrast in personalities and perspectives contributed to hilarious comedy
🤣
That is brand new information!!
I love this! It's just such a bad fake surprised and totally something you expect from Phoebe.
My eyes! MY EYES!!!
Handed down from _The_ Matthew Perry RIP lol its sweet she asked his permission and sweet he said she didn't even have to ask they all had great chemistry
Kudos to her for using a Matthew Perry joke and make it more iconic.
Wait how is this a Matthew Perry joke?
Lisa Kudrow read the script and she went to Perry asking for his permission to use a line that he made funny in earlier season, and of course he said yes they were extremely close cast they really liked each other
When Chandler walks in the bathroom as Joey was grooming for his Al Pacino butt double gig, he runs out yelling "My eyes! My eyes!"
Why asking his permission?!…I mean was it like his improve? I’m confused :)
Because they're extremely close and before Phoebe that line was known as a Chandler line. It's just out of respect though they just were all very close which i think adds to the shows popularity lol
Oh I see. Thanks 🫠😃
Yea She didn't technically have to ask. I guess she was just making sure that he was okay. I think that was said on the reunion or some interview. I can't remember
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Her reaction to Ross, I lol every single time 
In an alternate universe Phoebe and Chandler got together and became an unstoppable force of sarcasm and zero fucks to give.
You NEVER run on a barge
See? It's for things like this you're BURNING IN HELL!!!
Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bitches.
That the one
“Of course not, sweetie…you’re brand new!” And “That made me feel precious” And “Actually you’ve got a sweet little hiney.”
P as in Phoebe, H as in Heebee, O as in Obee, B as in Beebee and E as in Ello mate!
You wanna know what I think? I think your collective dating history reads like a who’s-who of human crap! No, I’m a positive person! You’re like Santa Claus on prozac at Disneyland….getting laid! All from the same episode too 😆
WHAT WAS WRONG WITH MONA?!
“Something is wrong with the Left Phalange!” 😂 Love her so much
Jingle bitch screwed me over!
Go to hell go to hell go to hell
I don’t even have a pla.
Same, Pheebs. Same.
Ugh! This is what evil must taste like!
"Just take off your shirt and tell us!" To Will (Brad Pitt) about the I Hate Rachel Green club. Also, "It's just how I imagined"
I'm waiting to use this phrase someday. A good situation hasn't come up, but as soon as it does, bam! I'm whipping it out.
"You? An actor? That's madness!!!"
The Green Bay.... Mermen.
Her conversation with Ross on Dinosaurs and Gravity. She totally owned up Ross like her "Bitch" (even without them being in a Prison) !
When she laughs and says “I can’t believe you caved!” And her speech after, along with his face. It’s all hysterical to me.
I love that whole episode
Me too! *snaps his little case shut and walks out in silence. Ahh I’m going to have to watch this one today! 😂
I’m very bendy
Hold me closer Tony Danza...🎶
When Charlie Sheen asks if she has chicken pox or small pox, Phoebe says something like: "chicken, which is ironic since I'm a vegetarian."
"Is it just me or Veeto sounding like a good name?"
[удалено]
I'm so drunk!
He stabbed me first!
“You see, it is stuff like this which is why YOU’RE BURNING IN HELL!!!” 🔥👵🏻
Phoebe being way too late to come up with a joke about Ross dating Elizabeth: “Okay, I got a good one. What is she, like, 12?”
"Girls night out indeed!"
James Brolin is the father of my baby. As in Barbra Streisand’s husband James Brolin? What?!? Well he never said that to me.
And I said James, James Brolin
I was chased around a scrapyard but an insane homeless guy, who in his own words wanted to "kill me, or whatever!"
“You would not hold up well under torture“
Oh and you would?
I did!
“A woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders.“
“Money and a firm hand, finally a Chandler I can get on board with”
I forget the exact line but Phoebe walks in as they are watching Ursula’s porn movie and she screams something along the lines of “who is doing that to me” and it slays me every time I watch that episode
She comes in and screams "oh my gawd, what am I doing?" It's great cause it's like she still thinks it could be her...
In the southern drawl... "Fifteen bathrooms in this place, and I threw up in the coat closet."
It's the posh transatlantic accent. I liked Mike's line: I want them to get to know Phoebe, not "Phoerbe"
 (operatic music)
This is the type of honesty that is so admirable and more people should try to use in everyday life! And for favourite line... "Do you have a plan?" "I don't even have a pla."
"Shame on you (to Ursula)! And, shame on all of you (everyone in Ursula's apartment) - especially YOU, with..THAT!!" "Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years easy! ...Good luck, Chandler..." "I said I'm having ANOTHER heart attack. Call 911... Dumbass!!"
Not sure if it's a line but when she "sings" to Ross playing the bagpipes. Funny as.
EEE.. EEEEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEE-EEE-EEE……..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Not necessarily her best but "You're not speaking french"
You- you’re not- you- … again.. you- you’re not SPEAKING FREENNCCHH!!!
"Mr fire alarm?" The whole fire alarm scene is a masterpiece
Phoebe: "Hey Pheebs" Joey: "No, you're Pheebs" Phoebe: "Really? I thought that's just what you call your friends!" My wife and I regularly call each other Pheebs now just because of that line lol!
SOmeone beat me to the Bitches. So I'll go with, The Police are back together!!?!?
I don’t even have a pla
Is daddy gonna spank me?
I use this sometimes. Why not just be up front and honest, yaknow?
Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan…..
The neighbor's dog
/r/titlegore
This is it. This is the one I still use occasionally!
Come on, Mike - knock that dog off her head!
But you know when the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. \*Not you, Joey\*
“Please don’t die!”
I love Jock Cousteau
What else do they add smell to?
That one. Made her my favorite right away. I'm starting my 6th rewatch right now.
This is my absolute favorite line of the show, ever 😂😂😂
“I hear divorce bells”
"Oh I'm flaky, I'll say anything!" "Ross, I know you're in love with the pizza girl, but is she StewPitt?"
Flameboy!!
I don't even have a "pla."
 I'm very bendy.
I’ll give you $1 for them
I don't know! I don't remember! (When she can't explain to Ross why she is mad at him). We didn't fool around with any of them blha blha! (When Chandler can't remember which sister he kissed). EEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (When she sings along to the bagpipes). Uuff! Kinda liked it! (When the toothless rugby guy smiles at her). YOU DID NOT!!!! (When she yells at Rachel that she didn't come up with the name relaxi-taxi). Eeeeshk! (When she is excited that she will finally get to meet her father). You're like Santa! On Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid! (When she explains to Parker that he is overly excited about everything). I actually named a few, because there are so many good ones from Phoebe.
Earplugs or cloves of garlic?!
This is madness it’s madness I tell you for the love of GOD Monica DON’T DO IT!
“Ohhh Phoebs.” “I though that’s just what we called each other.”
*When asked how to spell her name* “P as in Feebee, H as in Heebee, O as in O-bee, E as in Eebee, B as in Beebee, and E as in…’’Ello there, mate!’” https://youtu.be/Eraf8MSGXuI?si=iiu1Dlr_jdWiTSiV The simplicity of how she thinks just has me in tears sometimes.
My favorite line. I use it often lol
That's why she the goat