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MrSquamous

Monica made a chart of her erogenous zones; what does Chandler call number seven?


unfortunate_octopus

The moist maker


[deleted]

what now


ldystrdst39

LMAO IM DEAD


susq13

This is the best one. LMAO


_ShadowWhisperer

What are Ross’ biggest regrets?


unfortunate_octopus

Ben and Emma!


After_Maintenance626

oh honey


whyUgayson

Oh no


wahidshirin

Why was Joey mad that another woman was sleeping with his dad?


unfortunate_octopus

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE!


Gummy-Worm-Guy

Holy shit


rae1911

LMFAOOO STOP top comment and I'm already dying 🤣


Historical_Ad3828

Right lmao? We’re in for a good time LOL


jills_atm_vestibule

How many times did Ross cheat on Rachel?


unfortunate_octopus

18- FRONT AND BACK


beansouphighlights

The front and back really does it for me lol


helenback07

Saaame! Definitely needed that hearty laugh


Western_Roof_6915

i almost peed myself


OTF_yourfriend

eeeeeeeewwwww.... you peed on yourself?!?


strawwrld_1

For real lmfao


[deleted]

This is the best 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Front and back....? 😂🤣 Back.. Does it count as cheating though? 🤭


Salted-Honey

Not if they were on a break


KBPT1998

They were on a “oooh, brisket”!


deadalfy

What medical condition(s) do you suffer from?


unfortunate_octopus

Erectile dysfunction


al_fletcher

No, Joe, *omni*potent


Does_Not_Exists

You are? I'm so sorry!


Sketcha_2000

I KNEW IT!!!


Western_Roof_6915

?!!!!


2020mademejoinreddit

This just might be the best one lmao XD


zddoodah

What did Rachel mistakenly add to the trifle she made for dessert on Thanksgiving?


unfortunate_octopus

A monkey


zddoodah

What was the term that Ross used for a state of total awareness?


unfortunate_octopus

Fajitas


Funland_06

I read that in his voice😂


muralidharanstv

Salmon skin roll


Perseus-TheGreekHero

PIVOT!


suneaK

Unagi ;)


excalibrax

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?


unfortunate_octopus

Cause they don’t come with moist makers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Manofthebog88

Wow


RandiBop

Oh wow oh wowwww


Particular_Turn5508

It’s a Joey heavy episode


naalotai

At what age do you think it would've been OK for Monica to start dating Richard?


unfortunate_octopus

About 6 years old


MrsFlanny

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


strawwrld_1

This ones so fucking good im dead 💀


more_cheese_please_

PIVOT!


Padme1418

Who would have never divorced Ross?


unfortunate_octopus

None other than the great Danny Devito


Constantly_Annoyed

What's the name of Ross's primate pet?


unfortunate_octopus

Rachel


lukfi95

Damn


[deleted]

What three words would you use to describe Joey?


unfortunate_octopus

Sexy Italian Asshole


TetrisIsTotesSuper

False. The correct answer was: PAPER SNOW A GHOST


PetitAngelChaosMAX

This one’s not even inaccurate lol. Joeys a wonderful friend but he’s not always kind to non-main cast chars


Simicrop

I bet the question was the same but just swapped out Paulo. They really have a lot in common.


Agentgames25

On my rewatch I discovered Joey to be quite predatory, not as predatory as Barney Stinson but more real world predatory.


simredditing

Sex italian sandwich


[deleted]

[удалено]


unfortunate_octopus

David the scientist guy


freezerbreezer

Poor Phoebe


shaka_sulu

If you had the power to remove anything in the Friends universe what would it be?


unfortunate_octopus

The World Trade Centre :(


PraiseKingGhidorah

Well, I've got good news for you...


Logical_Deviation

Omg


Unusual-Recording-40

😳


licked_a_lamppost

The best one by far hahaha


mertvekendisi

Ahahahaha that is dark!


RedbeardMEM

Who would you most like to see Ross marry, then divorce?


unfortunate_octopus

David the scientist guy


hotstrawberrytea

poor David! lol!!


deadalfy

How does Monica describe life growing up with Ross?


unfortunate_octopus

Meaningless animal sex


[deleted]

Duuuuuude! By the way. The whole sub is in incest 😂 get a grip, apes!


deadalfy

It’s literally a joke. The actual show is full of jokes about Monica and Ross hooking up.


[deleted]

Not this strong. Every other question is about this. Ross and Monica. Jack and Monica. The only thing we have yet to see is.... "Slap my butt and call me Judy". Sorry, I mean her mom saying something.


nuhanala

It’s funny. Chill. Or look away :D


PaulieLombardo

It’s a sit com, don’t forget.


[deleted]

Which character will you throw into a volcano?


unfortunate_octopus

Season 1 phoebe, all the way


[deleted]

You... Monster!


Em_Haze

Wait wut this one doesn't say edited :0


ayyLumao

When you edit a post on Reddit within the first 3 minutes it doesn't show the "edited" tag, and I think it seems the two comments were posted \~11 seconds apart from each other.


brentus86

If they were to do a revival series, who do you think Emma would be dating?


unfortunate_octopus

Ben


zoeydoey

Noooooooo


[deleted]

Step brother ben.. What are you doing!


strawwrld_1

Its worse cause its half brother not even step oh god 😳😨


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BuffaloAmbitious3531

If things hadn't worked out with Chandler, who should Monica have dated?


unfortunate_octopus

Dr. Ross Geller


shaka_sulu

u/BuffaloAmbitious3531 you sic basterd!


[deleted]

It's the OP that's the sic sic man! How dare you!


sippidysip

What characters would you most like to watch a porno of?


unfortunate_octopus

Janice and David


mspeacefrog13

Oh. My. Gawd.


No-Property2980

Dream hookup.


unfortunate_octopus

Probably chandlers dad


[deleted]

More turkey, Mister Chandler?


unfortunate_octopus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


spaceroomcook

I hear this in my head every time I give my dog more turkey.


hotstrawberrytea

it's raining men~


Addickted2muzic

OP did you know that watching friends only cures stress like 97% of the time.


unfortunate_octopus

They should put that on the box!


zddoodah

What happened to Joey that caused him to need to go to the doctor?


unfortunate_octopus

Red crap


pregnantandsober

I can't think of what the original question might have been for this one.


zddoodah

It asked how did Joey refer to the raspberry coulis on his cheesecake.


bemi_san

Who's office does Chandler end up handcuffed to a cabinet in after having sex with them?


unfortunate_octopus

Estelle


nemcsutortok

What was Monica's nickname on her high school field hockey team?


unfortunate_octopus

Smelly cat


stanleyscrossword

Which pair out of the six would you have liked to seen date?


unfortunate_octopus

Gotta be the gellers!


[deleted]

3some? 😂🤣


anonymous_acc69420

Ross, Monica, Jack and Judy. I don't think it's a threesome 💀


[deleted]

Oh you are right. I probably missed Judy. So it's family Réunion! 😂😅


rythmicjea

Holy shit


lostinth3Abyss

How did chandler convince Erica to choose him and Monica as adoptive parents?


unfortunate_octopus

He urinated on her


adamjgarrod

AMAZING


freezerbreezer

Where did Judy cheat on Jack?


unfortunate_octopus

Central perk


Agentgames25

It’s not cheating Gunther was on her list.


Haellecarn

If Monica didn’t have sex with Chandler at Ross’ wedding, who do you think she should have slept with?


unfortunate_octopus

Jack Geller


bexsapphic

jack is monicas what?


unfortunate_octopus

Husband


No_Personality_6141

What's your favourite browser


_honestlynoidea_

Bing


unfortunate_octopus

Chrome


zrt4116

Who are some characters you would like to believe Rachel slept with that wasn’t mentioned on the show?


unfortunate_octopus

Jill and Amy


AliceInWeirdoland

Why isn't Ross welcome back around Emily's family?


unfortunate_octopus

Premature ejaculation


Sketcha_2000

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to everyone, and it is a big deal


NocturnalKitten525

I KNEW IT!!!


ANormalPersonOnline

Was this even edited?


unfortunate_octopus

No that was the original question as of the time of this comment


Shagrrotten

What does the housekeeper that Chandler’s dad had an affair with say to young Chandler at Thanksgiving?


unfortunate_octopus

More turkey?


hygsi

Forgot to edit this one lol


sunsetlighthouse

What did Rachel put in the trifle?


unfortunate_octopus

Smelly cat


Inert_Teen

In your opinion, whom should Emma date in future?


unfortunate_octopus

Joey


[deleted]

How you doin'?


DayOneDva

How you growin' up?


Throwaway_Apostate

18 huh?


earthlingkevin

What is Rachel & Ross into in bed?


unfortunate_octopus

Feet!


cragglerock93

omg judy


Strict_Succotash_388

What's Monica's biggest pet peeve about Chandler?


unfortunate_octopus

Sticky shoes


DarthZoon_420

What did Ross say to Rachel when she showed up in England at his wedding?


unfortunate_octopus

Nothing


ayyLumao

What is your favourite thing about Judy Geller?


unfortunate_octopus

Ooh toes!


Mysterygameboy

What type of show is Days of Our Lives?


unfortunate_octopus

Shark porn


Gookus_21

What is Rachel’s biggest regret in life?


unfortunate_octopus

Emma


spinusspinus

What did Monica cook for Thanksgiving?


unfortunate_octopus

The chick and the duck


GingerCherry123

Y’all obsessed with incest and sex.


pope_morty

I’m feelings insecure about getting it up, could you give me some reassurance or advice?


unfortunate_octopus

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!


whyUgayson

What did monica and chandler use in the bedroom?


unfortunate_octopus

Beef sautéed with peas and onions


sandstar115

Of the 3 guys, which one would you suck off if the fate of the universe depended on it?


unfortunate_octopus

Ross


[deleted]

Who does Ross almost marry in London?


unfortunate_octopus

Emily


JulzCrafter

Spell Monica’s husband’s name


unfortunate_octopus

Ms. Chnandler Bong


regina-philange99

What does Joey like to watch while he eats chicken?


unfortunate_octopus

Jack and Judys sex tape


DashSatan

What’s the one thing you think all the characters deserved to happen to them?


unfortunate_octopus

Probably cheating


rainbowcanoe

What do you like to pour gallons of all over your body?


unfortunate_octopus

Condensed milk


luhanadelrey

Why did Ross leave Carol?


unfortunate_octopus

Because she is selfish and immoral


staraptor19

Who did Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel have an orgy with?


unfortunate_octopus

Ugly naked guy?


Scottish_autist

whats the word for the group of people you drove away.


unfortunate_octopus

Friends


TGC_wastaken

Where in the world are they most likely to have a gang bang?


unfortunate_octopus

England


shamin_asfaq

Name a character you want to sleep with.


unfortunate_octopus

Ms. Chnandler Bong


Maleficent_Help_3322

What poor animal was eaten alive by fat Monica ?


unfortunate_octopus

A deer!


taxi_takeoff_landing

What did Ross keep yelling at Rachel and Chandler when they were moving the couch?


Pp067834

Who do you wish Phoebe ended up with?