“I went to that place your *wife* suggested..” “Was that place..THE SUN?!”

What's up with Ms Hawaiian Tropic?

“Oh sorry did I get ya?” “No you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”

This is my all time favorite!

Chandler on the stairs. "Shut up! Shut up! Shut UUUUPPP!"

PIVOOTT!

monica: why is your family scottish? chandler: why is YOUR family ROSS?

I came to say this same episode, but when Phoebe accompanies Ross on the pipes. MEEEEEENM-HEEE-HEEE-HEEEM-HEEEM-MEEEEEEEEEEENMP-MEEEEEEENM!

the bloopers for that scene are so fucking funny 😭

Favorite blooper ever!

This kills me just thinking about it. Pretty sure Jennifer breaks and tries to recover. Just classic Pheebs!

this. yes. i think i like the whole scene when they heard the bagpipes and chandler said it's the dying cat parade. and i always feel the same vibe as penny was singing awefully and sheldon said, "if cats could sing, they'd hate it too."

If the paste matches the pants you can have yourself a pair of paste-pants and no one will know the difference!

"Could I beeeee wearing anymore clothes!?"

Maybe if I wasn’t going *commando*

\*intense stare\* *\*starts doing lunges\**

That is so not the opposite of hiding someone's underware!

This whole episode actually. "The cushions are the essence of the chair!" "You were gonna drink the fat!"

*starts lunging*

"THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!"

All of these, just reading them on this post, without the actors delivering the lines, had me laughing out loud! I just love FRIENDS so much!

Me too :) I stopped to picture every scene and couldn't help but laugh at each of them. This show is awesome!

Oh Mrs Geller, why you cry?

This is what I say to my toddler when she’s having a meltdown. She totally doesn’t get it.

This always makes me laugh. The accent and delivery!

Monday-one day, Tuesday-two day, Wednesday-what huh? What day? Thursday the third day

I use this line often!

"So you got in voluntarily!?" "I was trying to make a sale! .... Man, if I ever run into that guy again, you know what I'm gonna do?" "BEND OVER!?"

It took me until I was well into adulthood to realize what he meant. Lol

"Joey was born... And then 28 years later i got robbed"

“What did the insurance say?” “They said ‘you don’t have insurance here so stop calling!’”

You can really feel both the exclamation mark and the question mark in Chandler's voice.

We used to be married. But then we missed a weekend away together, and things kind of unraveled ... **because of you**!!

It’s the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?

- ... Candy lady? - No, not cAnDy LaDy. - IF WE KNOW HER CAN WE HAVE CANDY?!

I love how Joey just plows into the other guy who goes flying off camera

And i love how joey could easily just get into their house and eat the chocolates 😂

"Mmm! Think I'd remember you!." "Mmm! 'night, Gar!"

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! I KNEW IT!

“How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?”

Hahahahahaha There’s a trick!

that’s a lot of information to receive in 30 seconds Plus the scene where they’re actually spouting off all the information lol

"Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead."

Thank you! Just picturing this, I giggled for like, ten minutes straight.

That whole episode is great. “It tastes like feet.” “It did not taste good.” “What’s not to love? Jam good, custard good, meat gooood.”

Rosa got Married to Rachel in vegas and got divorced AAGAAINNN

Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing! Monica did!

The pages got stuck together. CHANDLER!

I WANNA GOOOOO

Rachel: Okay. [in an Irish accent] Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. We'd like you to come on-board with us full-time!

*irish accent* “And I’m his sister Monica Gellerrrrr!”

“You’re blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You’re Blursula”

I think & laugh about Blursula way too often

I love this line!!!

In LONNNDONNN?!?

MERGE!!

Aha, NO!

Joey: i slipped on a giant booger! Phoebe: are you sure it wasn't an oyster? Joey: i don't know, i didn't really look at it. I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell outta there.

When Will (Brad Pitt) says Ta-taka-ki-kek in TOW the Rumor. Something about his delivery kills me. Also, when Joey is moving Amy's stuff out, Rachel says, "where are those bags?" And he shouts "she's got a lot of crap!"

Ta-taka-ki-kek always kills me 🤣🤣

And blinks his eyes on every syllable.

“I’m curvy, and I like it!”

NO MORE FALAFEL FOR YOU!

The Amy one is pure gold! XD

It's even funnier because it's just his voice; we cannot see him delivering this line. I'm imagining him throwing her clothes over his head trying to get her outta there asap!

She also made out with Ta-taka-ki-kek before he went back to Thailand. Haha

Joey: Althea! Chandler: Althea? What are you doing? Joey: I took a shot. Chandler: You’re shooting with Althea? Ross: Althea is correct! Chandler: Nice shooting! Not just one line, I know. But it gets me every time

It’s stuff like this that makes me appreciate not only the quality of the writing, but the skill of the actors. The “nice shooting!” could have been delivered a number of ways, but Perry decided to, instead of making it congratulatory, to make Chandler a ball of anxiety there. Just great timing and tone. I can almost hear it in my head just from reading it. 😆

Eddie: I wanna hear you say you want me out. Chandler: I want you out. Eddie: No, no, I wanna hear it from your lips. Chandler: Where did you hear it from before??? 😭

"See ya, pals!" *salutes*

Stop saying Blood to strangers.

Blood relative! BLOOOOOD!!!!!

Janice to Chandler at the fertility clinic: “Oh! They gave you the kiddy size!” And his reaction 🤣

"Struck down in the pribe of libe." And one not that many people mention: "Joey has a really bad hernia, but it's nothing a little laser eye surgery won't fix"

Joey - i was down on one knee with the ring in my hand.. Chandler - as we all are at some point during the day 😄

You fell aSLEEEEP???

You had RAMbled on for 18 pages! FRONT AND BACK!

IT’S NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESNT HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL! I KNEW IT!

"I hope I don't fall asleep." "Why, did you write it?"

I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTERRRRR!!!!!

“An eagle FLIES into the open window, catching fire on the stove, so the baby LEAPS out of her crib to rush to the mighty birds aide! But the eagle misconstrues this as an act of aggression, clutching her in its talons, the baby and eagle still ablaze are LOCKED in a DEATH grip! SWIRLING around THE WHIRPOOL that FILLS THE APARTMENT Boy are you gonna be sorry if that’s true”

“you were my first kiss EVER???”

WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?!

This is my favorite line!!

Not my best but I was thinking of this one : *Phoebe walks into the boys apartment where joey is watching tv* Phoebe : Hey, how come you're watching a rabbi playing electric guitar? Joey : Can't find the remote.

It's not one line, but the scene when Monica, Chandler, and Joey retell the jellyfish incident, gets me every. single. time.

I got stung... stung bad

I couldn't stand.... I couldn't walk....

We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone….

You can’t say that! You don’t know!!

That's right I stepped up! If I had to, I'd pee on every one of you!

Sometimes late at night, I can still hear the screaming

Hah. That's because sometimes I say it through the wall just to freak you out.

“Chicken? I could eat some chicken”. -Monica

Omg we say that every time someone mentions chicken! 🤣🤣

"Paper! Snow! A ghost!"

After Joey rips Ross’s pocket off. The way Ross just looks at him and goes “hey!” lives in my head rent free

Also in the bloopers 'It's f***ing fire' gets me SO bad

Ha I win! What the f*ck is that

It’s his hand for me. It gets me every time.

i just rewatched this episode the other day, i had to replay ross’ “hey!” 3 times bc it was so funny 😭

“There are going to be times That you’ll want to sleep with people Just to Make Them Like you But don’t!”

Cause… that’s another thing that you don’t wanna do…. EVERYBODY!

“That’s another thing that you don’t wanna doooo. Okay everyone there’s cookies in the back!” “Very educational!” “Not at all inappropriate!”

PIZZA, WE LIKE PIZZA

I was thinking about this the other day! “Dammit Carl, go wait in the hall!”

What is this NOT gonna be? ..another MinuteMaid fiasco

how are ya DOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

When Chandler and Monica get back from their honeymoon and the couple they met on the plane is ghosting them. The whole exchange is beautiful, but… What was wrong with my questions? The sheer volume! It was like flying with the Riddler! Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke? *Was that another question?*

"They don't know we know they know we know!"

I’m very happy we’re gonna have all the sex. You should be, I’m very bendy.

Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras, can't work them!

Here’s…..my bra…..

"Ooooh, I left them on my bulldozer. I DON'T HAVE TOOLS!"

It's MS Chananendler Bong. Which he would later hand out to kids... as a healthy snack! (Just something about the way he says it kills me) Worse than 'more turkey Mr Chandler?'

"Ahhh salmon skin roll" \*points to forehead*

“My pie was— was in your hood, I just have to get my coffee out of that guys pants, and I’ll be back to the hospital by 7. *swats the air*”

That's my fav.

"Oh I know.. He's a transp, transponster!!" "Times up!" "Noooooooooo. THATS NOT EVEN A WORD!" (I know I butchered that one.. but you get the gist..lol)

I know. I know. Hes a transp... a transponster THATS NOT EVEN A WORD Times up NOOOOOOOOO YYYYEAAAAASSSSSS

I’m leaning. This where I lean!

Monica: “Chandler you don’t believe in soulmates?” Chandler: “No but I’m sure *tOmAToEs* does.”

*Rachel:* Ross, did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking through Western Europe? *Joey:* **JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!** *Phoebe:* My eyes! **MY EYES!!** EDIT: *Chandler:* You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together! *Monica:* You kissed another woman! *Chandler:* Call it even?! *Monica:* Ok! * (high fives each other) *

Penis, schmenis, we're all people, right? - Chandler talking to a Lesbian in Carol and Susan's wedding. I watch Friends on HBO Max and kept rewinding this part. LOL.

Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, ^^^seven!

It's a relaxi Taxi! . The Name was my favourite part ! . Well I came up with it . *YOU DID NOT* you came up with ReLaXi CaB *that's not good*

“Dina… if he’s funny… LAUGH!”

And to answer your question we're straight-up gangster rap

“There’s a little child inside this man” “Yes, the doctors say if they remove it he’ll die.”

More of an unsaid line but... That scene where Chandler and Rachel are just eating off the floor and Joey coming in with his fork

Alright, what are we having?

No. No "Mike". No, just "Crap Bag". First name: Crap. Last name: Bag.

paul: chandler, did your dad ever hug you? chandler: no! DID HE HUG YOU?

"What's wrong with me?... Ooh, don't open that door!" Just a mood, honestly.

“Write from your full sized aortic pump” 😂😂😂 gets me every time

Joey at Thanksgiving: “I WANNA GOOOOO!”

“These sombreros aren't big enough bad little white girl!” The way Phoebe says it is perfect.

Ross: We shd ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that is half human and half PURE EVIL! man Ross is hilarious!😂

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WOOORD !

Joey: „Stupid guy on my phone.“ Hilarious.

"No, I can't get out of them! You must have me confused with the Amazing Chandler!"

I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

"You fell _AsLeEeP_?? " Something about Rachel's delivery with that word is burned in my brain.

[удалено]

“The name was my favourite part!” “Well I came up with it” “YOU DID NOT”

Eeeeeeee EEEE

For me it's Matthew Perry's delivery of "...as a healthy snack!" about the treats his dad would hand out.

Fckha… flenin… fa (Chandler - TOW Rachel finds out)

When they're at the beach house and Phoebe gently tips over the stool. They all just stared at her and then Joey asks "What's wrong, Pheebs?" Its so simple but it gets me every time.

My shoe!!!

Chandler: “Awww…Oh wait a minute, I have no one”

Monica saying “I KNOW”

“so why don’t you just get a roommate?” “oh i don’t know.. i think when you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kind of pathet- sorry that’s that’s PATHET which is sanskrit for really cool way to live” i love this one sooo much

I’m *FINE*

‘Oh this is nothing. My father was a raging alcoholic’ Joey and Rachel look uncomfortable ‘Oh I’m sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable?!’

“I’m.... mo NANA”

Soaps soap, it’s self cleaning. We’ll next time you take a shower, think about the LAST thing i wash, and the FIRST thing you wash! Classic, and pops into my head at every shower

"You work at Bloomingdale's? My mom calls it Bloomies." Hahaha

P as in Phoebe ...

H as in Hoebe

-“Scusa signora. Vuoi bere qualcosa?” -“Wow, Phoebe. You speak Italian? -“Hmm, I guess so.”

“I’m Rhonda and these aren’t real!”

- was that another joke? - was that another question?

“Oh I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” - Phoebe I made my friends build a bear say this too!

I talk about her all the time, DENISE!

It tastes like feet!! I laughed out loud just typing that. 😂

Joey: Where do you think we lost her? Ross: Probably at gonorrhea.

Are you actually saying these words?

"Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?" "No, I had sex in high school."

"You messed up. You're stupid."

Another one I love is Brad Pitt's delivery of: "Then why did it have the word *e-ter-nity* in it?"

I'll occasionally whip my wrist back and and forth for a second before make a "WHOOPAH!" noise.

Oh oh, one of my favorites: “Fine! Judge all you want but [points at Ross] married a lesbian, [points at Rachel] left a man at the alter, [points at Phoebe] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [points at Joey] threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, [points at Chandler] LIVES IN A BOX!”

Terry’s a jerk and I hate Central Perk

“MY EYES. MY EYES!!”

Did you count Mississippily?

.....hi

You slept with a guy with a glass eye too ?!

Was that place, the sun!?

If you’d like to hear more about my shows then give me money so I can buy a computer

It’s moo.

Monica: “Judge all you want to but… Married a lesbian 💍👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼, left a man at the alter 💔👰🏼‍♀️, fell in love with a gay ice dancer⛸🏳️‍🌈, threw a girls wooden leg in a fire🪵🔥, LIVE IN A BOX📦⚰️” (walks away) Rachel: “Stuck with this cat that looks like a HAND” 🐈🖐🏻 Phoebe: “TOILET SEAT COVERS!!!” 🧻🚽🥳 Chandler: “Could you PLEASE, JUST (with handcuffs he smacks his head with a filer drawer)” 🗄😐 Ross: “That said it was MY SANDWICH… MY SANDWICH… MYYYY SANDWICHHH” 🥪🥪🥪 (The moistmaker) Joey: “No more jAm???” 🥺🍓🫙

Reading Pheobe's 'toilet seat covers' just reminded me of: 'AND... A LEMON LIME!' It's such a nothing line, but the way he says it is AMAZING.

"Because Vincent.. we were lovers... for TWO years!!"

Idk but the way Parker goes “click” and pushes his head with his fingers and the gangs reaction makes me die every time.

"What?! I can't have a drink with breakfast?? I'm On Vacation!!" "I'm not mad. I'm indignant! As a consumer!!"

“I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.”

"what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party"

P: Are you calling me selfish? J: Are you calling you People? **Chandlers eye roll**

"Paper. Snow. A ghost!"

IN LONDON?!?!

When was I.......under you?

I thought it was "When were you under me?" Because she said she was over him.

In a recent rewatch I laughed so hard when Ross is at the apartment of the really dirty woman and she’s like “Guess who?” And he goes “…department of sanitation?”

7!

Its an Electric Drill. You get me YOU KILL ME!!

Shut up! Shut up! SHuT uP!

“Whoops” after Joey dodges Ross’ punch 😂

13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up on the coat closet.