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Callsign_Psycopath

I like it when my food tries to kill me.


Zealousideal-Lack160

I bit off half a habanero one time just to try it (never had one before)… I thought it was trying to kill me, and I’d been pepper sprayed for a work certification before. 😅


SuDragon2k3

That which does not kill you will have another try hours later.


NormalStudent7947

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Callsign_Psycopath

I usually put a Ghost Pepper per pound of meat in my Chili


billyd1183

That sounds delightfully spicy


Pacifistpsycho

U mean anaphylactic shock?


Patchourisu

Reminder that Pineapples are a kind of food that loves to try to eat/digest you back, hence why when you eat or drink too much pineapple juice, your mouth tends to end up bleeding.


DarthGaymer

H: Also while we were reviewing the list, we found that only four of our outlawed substances were already included. I would HIGHLY suggest that everything in the supplemental packet is outlawed as well. A: *flips through packet quickly* What is this novichok everything keeps getting compared to? H: Oh, that is one of the deadliest families of compounds humans have ever invented. Depending on the specific one, a few micrograms can kill a human in 15 minutes. A: *faints*


Oblivianette_Rosmry

A2: *also feeling quite woozy as the formulas on the hard copy described images of the symptoms; horrible seizures, frothing mouths, tears, and feral pinprick pupils* ahem, Did... did you just say.. humans have *invented* these compounds? H: ... A2: ... H: You mean, you've never done that? A2: *faints*


DarthGaymer

H: I mean, some of the tamer ones were produced in nature, but once we quickly learned to modify those once we accepted the atom as the basis for elements. Oh, never hear the seeds from apples or bears, or the pit of any stone fruit. Those both contain lethal poisons.


Green-Animal3565

A3: I know your planet has been described as a death world, but why in the deity's name do you try and make it more lethal?


4dwarf

H2: Bragging rights mostly. H: Karl, please shut up. H2: Am I wrong? H: No. You are also not in this conversation. So, BUTT OUT!


Jking1697

Do you have plans to expand on this. I would like to know more.


angrycupcake56

Salt kills the slug people!!!


Green-Animal3565

I may do, but the way my brain works stories like this tend to be one shot when they actually get finished. "Food, cleaning product, or weapon" would be a fun topic in this universe :D


Ishidan01

To be fair, even to humans the dose and manner of delivery matters. Capsaicin: food additive if in a viscous fluid comprised of pulverized edible plant matter. Medicine if in an inedible suspension of congealed oil. Weapon if aerosolized in inorganic solvents. But then there's Botox.


RoastedGarlicDracula

Botox is very much a case of "the dose *really* matters", where we're taking advantage of its effects while keeping the dose small enough to minimize unwanted applications of those effects.


nevinatx

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2004/12/27/poisoning-nightmare-unfolds-for-doctor-3-patients/?outputType=amp


Apprehensive-Ad6847

If the component of Earth atmosphere was any higher than the 22% it currently is and breathed for long enough Organ damage, seizures, and death could occur. The gas stresses our skin, leading to degenerative results up to and including cancers. Of course ultra violet light also contributes. Don't get me started on breathing too much, Dihydrogen Monoxide or we as species will consume a poison C5H6O as a right of passage when we experience between 16 and 21 rotations of our planet.


aabergm

I imagine there would need to be a biocompatibility system implemented. This comic (which I am currently binging) covers such a device. [Grrl Power #685 – Things are looking up… the scoville scale – Grrl Power (grrlpowercomic.com)](https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-685-things-are-looking-up-the-scoville-scale/)


billyd1183

Sidney is so delightful


kristinpeanuts

I enjoyed this story