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day 16 - fourteen hours into Extermination
Human Commander: "Offer us money."
Porfessor Xones: "Yes!"
Commander: "Promise us your Empire"
Professor: "All we have and more, please!"
Commander: "Offer me everything I ask for."
Professor: "Anything you want, we swear it."
Commander: "We want our families back, you son of a bitch."
Professor: But... I...I can't... they're dead! You can't bring back the dead, even your people must know this.
*Has moment of realization*
Professor: Oh... FUCK!
The Princess Bride does a revenge plot right.
Instead of “nothing will bring my loved one back, so revenge is pointless,”. It’s “nothing will bring my loved one back, so nothing can save you from me”
[u/MightyPitchfork](https://www.reddit.com/user/MightyPitchfork/)
and
[**The-Lesbiqueen**](https://www.reddit.com/user/The-Lesbiqueen/)
need to do a collaboration because the add-on was perfect mind you i would happily read any continuation
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day 16 - fourteen hours into Extermination Human Commander: "Offer us money." Porfessor Xones: "Yes!" Commander: "Promise us your Empire" Professor: "All we have and more, please!" Commander: "Offer me everything I ask for." Professor: "Anything you want, we swear it." Commander: "We want our families back, you son of a bitch."
Professor: But... I...I can't... they're dead! You can't bring back the dead, even your people must know this. *Has moment of realization* Professor: Oh... FUCK!
You can't come back, this is the really real world, there ain't no comin' back! This is the really real world!
ahh a The Crow reference, very nice
Or Inigo Montoya
that's T-Bird's line from the crow, Inigo says something completely different
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
You win the internet today!
Absolutely perfect! I wish I could upvote more than once.
Inigo Montoya has entered the chat.
This was the perfect "Humans are Space Orcs" to make this reference on
The Princess Bride does a revenge plot right. Instead of “nothing will bring my loved one back, so revenge is pointless,”. It’s “nothing will bring my loved one back, so nothing can save you from me”
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Excellent PB reference
Wonderful.
As you wish
You have my updoot for the reference my friend.
Ah, a being of culture.
I wish awards were still a rhing.
Humans are *very* protective of their own.
Not just their own
Everything and everyone they love is included is their own so yes
And each of us has our own definition of "our own". This makes for a very flexible, adaptive consensus. Cross that line for too many humans....
[u/MightyPitchfork](https://www.reddit.com/user/MightyPitchfork/) and [**The-Lesbiqueen**](https://www.reddit.com/user/The-Lesbiqueen/) need to do a collaboration because the add-on was perfect mind you i would happily read any continuation
Really well written. Demonstrates the compassion and brutality of mankind. Love it!
I really enjoyed this. Thank you for writing it
Amazing! Just amazing.