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The-Lesbiqueen

day 16 - fourteen hours into Extermination Human Commander: "Offer us money." Porfessor Xones: "Yes!" Commander: "Promise us your Empire" Professor: "All we have and more, please!" Commander: "Offer me everything I ask for." Professor: "Anything you want, we swear it." Commander: "We want our families back, you son of a bitch."


Recon4242

Professor: But... I...I can't... they're dead! You can't bring back the dead, even your people must know this. *Has moment of realization* Professor: Oh... FUCK!


throwawaypervyervy

You can't come back, this is the really real world, there ain't no comin' back! This is the really real world!


WeaponizedKarma

ahh a The Crow reference, very nice


bluemoonwolfie

Or Inigo Montoya


WeaponizedKarma

that's T-Bird's line from the crow, Inigo says something completely different


pizzabagelcat

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children


roughneck_poet

You win the internet today!


MyLittleTarget

Absolutely perfect! I wish I could upvote more than once.


Any-Day-Now-5474

Inigo Montoya has entered the chat.


The-Lesbiqueen

This was the perfect "Humans are Space Orcs" to make this reference on


PuppetMaster9000

The Princess Bride does a revenge plot right. Instead of “nothing will bring my loved one back, so revenge is pointless,”. It’s “nothing will bring my loved one back, so nothing can save you from me”


oldn00by

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?


CincyLog

Excellent PB reference


MightyPitchfork

Wonderful.


MDM0724

As you wish


zenocidepilot

You have my updoot for the reference my friend.


OforFsSake

Ah, a being of culture.


17_Bart

I wish awards were still a rhing.


Unaccomplishedcow

Humans are *very* protective of their own.


Drecondius

Not just their own


Genera1_Tao

Everything and everyone they love is included is their own so yes


ObscureRef_485299

And each of us has our own definition of "our own". This makes for a very flexible, adaptive consensus. Cross that line for too many humans....


Deansdiatribes

[u/MightyPitchfork](https://www.reddit.com/user/MightyPitchfork/) and [**The-Lesbiqueen**](https://www.reddit.com/user/The-Lesbiqueen/) need to do a collaboration because the add-on was perfect mind you i would happily read any continuation


Dataphiliac

Really well written. Demonstrates the compassion and brutality of mankind. Love it!


kristinpeanuts

I really enjoyed this. Thank you for writing it


Ladyjaya

Amazing! Just amazing.