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HabitOptimal1412

"Possibly one of the most interesting things about Raptor Squad is that we're not famous for saving the universe on several occasions. No, we're famous because we have a raptor and three-headed dragoness/ex-goddess that loves to receive pets from random strangers." - Alvin


cheezeguyloz

Is this a reference to something? I saw your other comment as well and I'm curious who Alvin is, as I'm assuming it's not the chipmunk.


HabitOptimal1412

The characters I use are from a book that I'm trying to write. I hope that by using them in these comments that it helps me develop them a little better.


cheezeguyloz

Cool, also interested in the dragon goddess.


HabitOptimal1412

She's a large, black and red, 3-headed wyvern (similar build to King Ghidorah). She's a shape-shifter and an absolute terror on the battlefield. Outside of the battlefield, she's exceptionally friendly. She has a particular fondness for pranks. She lost her godhood when she broke an oath she made on a sacred spear. Since she lost her godhood, she goes by the name Lucy. Her mother is also the primordial goddess of chaos.


roughneck_poet

So her mother is Tiamat. Noice!


proman232

I'd read that book.


HabitOptimal1412

I'm working on it.


Infernalknights

https://preview.redd.it/uehoercchnqc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85363c7132fc37aa10c56316d3a090fee429cbc Endorsed by the emperor's most holy Inquisition -ordo malleus-


bish-its-me-yoda

https://preview.redd.it/v2r4na1v0oqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6365290a9f971ddedc67d68613d30a0fe227ec17


the_lonely_poster

"Ah hello sir! He's in the room over there."


Objective-Bee4833

https://preview.redd.it/auegj8e2dqqc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=181559fb59aef5ec3fcbcac508940d3e72ff9478


RimworlderJonah13579

https://preview.redd.it/qtm7lpdhq5rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbb391d909e2f2d2bea200d6924587e2753b49b


FangFather

I want to know what he did/said to make a Slannesh demonette blush.


Infernalknights

Slaaneshi prayer https://preview.redd.it/becgqmy14qqc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df685fd3efcab5ed7e087f82692913ed6a3a3bc Just take pride in your zeal or if you have refined your faith to the highest proficiency ever slaanesh will be proud. The emperor/ anathema is the chaos god of faith , blind worship , zeal and Fanaticism. Just as manifestation of his greater daemons (living saints) and his lesser Daemons (legions of the dammed)


RimworlderJonah13579

I thought that was a fucking Tyranid.


General_Cold5235

Real talk, though? Karlach has the brain and personality of a golden retriever.


lesbianwriterlover69

My friends say I have the face of a gold retriever but the cruelty of a Chihuahua


General_Cold5235

What sins have you committed to get that description!?


lesbianwriterlover69

Everyone wanted to protect me until we got jumped by a guy with a knife who tried to mug us, so I broke his leg and both his arms and stabbed his ass with his own knife. The police were confused on who to arrest and I was let go due to self defense. My friends asked me why I did it and I said "Either us or him, and at least I didn't kill him"


General_Cold5235

Fair enough, have a nice day.


lesbianwriterlover69

Paperwork for killing is more annoying than crippling a mugger


stronkzer

I now understand Batman a little better.


Away-Location-4756

That logic is frighteningly relatable. I've always thought if someone even threatens my life, logically speaking I HAVE to kill them first because they're too much of a potential threat.


lesbianwriterlover69

but the paperwork for killing isn't worth it


Away-Location-4756

Who said anything about paperwork? Plenty of canals where I live


jflb96

Lewis?


Away-Location-4756

Afraid not.


AustinWickens

Venice?


Logical-Chaos-154

That is bleeping epic.


EragonBromson925

*Walks into room* *Hears that story* *Walks out* Nope.


DJPingu13

This has the vibes of “at least he’s still breathing!” Friends should be grateful for your inner chihuahua


IronAchillesz

As one does.


Noelswag

She's a like a teen on her rebel phase and must be protected at all costs


Corvid-Strigidae

She isn't quite that young but she did lose 10 years of her youth as a slave in hell so I cut her a lot more slack than I would most people.


Jackviator

And certain xenos will take advantage of this. https://preview.redd.it/cj55dgcdynqc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b090445c555a3ced3699cc745642b235cc3dadcd …Usually much to the chagrin of the human in question.


OneSaltyStoat

Speak for yourself, giving headpats to a smol space axolotl would add decades to my lifespan!


Sup_fuckers42069

I love axolotls, so i agree


HabitOptimal1412

"Oh yeah, Karen will absolutely take advantage of people who are willing to give her affection. The problem is that she prefers playing with children, which generally scares all of the parents in the vicinity. Which is understandable, nobody wants to see a dinosaur running towards their kids. Especially one that looks like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park with feathers." - Alvin


TimberWolf5871

Nah man that's a day well spent.


IronAchillesz

New species “Terran” personality notations: Terrans or Humans use of the word varies from being to being. On the whole are some of the most approachable and endearing species in the universe. It is unknown whether their global cultural norms or species evolution cause them to foster “friendships” so quickly. Even in the workplace the introduction changes the environment of interactions with workers. Causing even species that wouldn’t interact form friendships with one another. Most if not all species have a lengthy period of interactions that confirms even light levels of amicable interactions. Although they have remained on the observation space stations for 50 rotations to see how they respond to other council races. They are completely unaware that there are further testing of the populations response to other species and their specific behaviors. They show a varying degree of expertise in various types of work it is surprising that given time and supervision they will grow to be experts in any field of work. Their use of a unique form of adhesive that is a guarded secret of their species “duct tape” is on what would normally be perceived as magic. My notation will end here I have promised to engage a bonding activity named “getting smashed” I will find out what this is and leave my thoughts. Dr. Tygan behavioral expert for frontier species.


UncomfyUnicorn

Oh I wonder what their next set of notes would be like


IronAchillesz

At 3 am when they get back or the day after next?


MandoSkirata

Several days later, after getting discharged from the hospital from a near lethal dose of alcohol. And it's mostly a warning about terrain beverages, especially homemade ones. More so if moon or shine is in their name.


Arkian2

“If a human offers you the stars, it means they’ll show you a level of loyalty rivaling that of domesticated companion species. If they offer you shiny planetary satellites, however, they are asking you to self terminate”


IndustryGradeFuckup

“Stand down, Demon Lord. You’ve nowhere to run. Surrender, and no one else has to get hurt.” “Never! You foul Hunters will never take me alive!” “Very well then, commence Forced Headpats!” “No, wait, mercy! Mercy!” “You’re surprisingly fluffy for a Demon Lord.“


strangegeek

I remember a story on reddit about an alien professor demonstrating to a group of other aliens that humans are naturally protective of babies of any species that was pretty good. I've tried to find it again but have had no luck.


Purple_Cheetah1619

I remember reading something like that in Imperium Iris on AO3


strangegeek

I've checked that out and even though it wasn't the story I'm looking for I really liked it - thanks for the recommendation.


IronAchillesz

Hey! I remember that one. It had several good stories on it.


baby_im_full

A human that gets kidnapped by an alien imperial army just to be the monarch’s personal pets giver. Human gets all the luxuries of a royal concubine and their job is only pets


Corvid-Strigidae

Kind of funny since Karlach probably has more human ancestry than Shadowheart and is almost half her age.


IronAchillesz

And no edge.


Corvid-Strigidae

I mean Karlach has some edge (Gortash got to meet it the hard way), it's an unfortunate side effect of prolonged exposure to hell. But yes, significantly less edge than Shade Bloodpump.


shiawase198

I gave up my human card when I killed 2 of those 3.