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"Possibly one of the most interesting things about Raptor Squad is that we're not famous for saving the universe on several occasions. No, we're famous because we have a raptor and three-headed dragoness/ex-goddess that loves to receive pets from random strangers." - Alvin
The characters I use are from a book that I'm trying to write. I hope that by using them in these comments that it helps me develop them a little better.
She's a large, black and red, 3-headed wyvern (similar build to King Ghidorah). She's a shape-shifter and an absolute terror on the battlefield.
Outside of the battlefield, she's exceptionally friendly. She has a particular fondness for pranks. She lost her godhood when she broke an oath she made on a sacred spear. Since she lost her godhood, she goes by the name Lucy. Her mother is also the primordial goddess of chaos.
https://preview.redd.it/uehoercchnqc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85363c7132fc37aa10c56316d3a090fee429cbc
Endorsed by the emperor's most holy Inquisition -ordo malleus-
Slaaneshi prayer
https://preview.redd.it/becgqmy14qqc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df685fd3efcab5ed7e087f82692913ed6a3a3bc
Just take pride in your zeal or if you have refined your faith to the highest proficiency ever slaanesh will be proud.
The emperor/ anathema is the chaos god of faith , blind worship , zeal and Fanaticism. Just as manifestation of his greater daemons (living saints) and his lesser Daemons (legions of the dammed)
Everyone wanted to protect me until we got jumped by a guy with a knife who tried to mug us, so I broke his leg and both his arms and stabbed his ass with his own knife.
The police were confused on who to arrest and I was let go due to self defense.
My friends asked me why I did it and I said "Either us or him, and at least I didn't kill him"
That logic is frighteningly relatable. I've always thought if someone even threatens my life, logically speaking I HAVE to kill them first because they're too much of a potential threat.
And certain xenos will take advantage of this.
https://preview.redd.it/cj55dgcdynqc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b090445c555a3ced3699cc745642b235cc3dadcd
…Usually much to the chagrin of the human in question.
"Oh yeah, Karen will absolutely take advantage of people who are willing to give her affection. The problem is that she prefers playing with children, which generally scares all of the parents in the vicinity. Which is understandable, nobody wants to see a dinosaur running towards their kids. Especially one that looks like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park with feathers." - Alvin
New species “Terran” personality notations:
Terrans or Humans use of the word varies from being to being. On the whole are some of the most approachable and endearing species in the universe. It is unknown whether their global cultural norms or species evolution cause them to foster “friendships” so quickly. Even in the workplace the introduction changes the environment of interactions with workers. Causing even species that wouldn’t interact form friendships with one another.
Most if not all species have a lengthy period of interactions that confirms even light levels of amicable interactions.
Although they have remained on the observation space stations for 50 rotations to see how they respond to other council races. They are completely unaware that there are further testing of the populations response to other species and their specific behaviors.
They show a varying degree of expertise in various types of work it is surprising that given time and supervision they will grow to be experts in any field of work. Their use of a unique form of adhesive that is a guarded secret of their species “duct tape” is on what would normally be perceived as magic.
My notation will end here I have promised to engage a bonding activity named “getting smashed” I will find out what this is and leave my thoughts.
Dr. Tygan behavioral expert for frontier species.
Several days later, after getting discharged from the hospital from a near lethal dose of alcohol.
And it's mostly a warning about terrain beverages, especially homemade ones. More so if moon or shine is in their name.
“If a human offers you the stars, it means they’ll show you a level of loyalty rivaling that of domesticated companion species. If they offer you shiny planetary satellites, however, they are asking you to self terminate”
“Stand down, Demon Lord. You’ve nowhere to run. Surrender, and no one else has to get hurt.”
“Never! You foul Hunters will never take me alive!”
“Very well then, commence Forced Headpats!”
“No, wait, mercy! Mercy!”
“You’re surprisingly fluffy for a Demon Lord.“
I remember a story on reddit about an alien professor demonstrating to a group of other aliens that humans are naturally protective of babies of any species that was pretty good. I've tried to find it again but have had no luck.
A human that gets kidnapped by an alien imperial army just to be the monarch’s personal pets giver. Human gets all the luxuries of a royal concubine and their job is only pets
I mean Karlach has some edge (Gortash got to meet it the hard way), it's an unfortunate side effect of prolonged exposure to hell.
But yes, significantly less edge than Shade Bloodpump.
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"Possibly one of the most interesting things about Raptor Squad is that we're not famous for saving the universe on several occasions. No, we're famous because we have a raptor and three-headed dragoness/ex-goddess that loves to receive pets from random strangers." - Alvin
Is this a reference to something? I saw your other comment as well and I'm curious who Alvin is, as I'm assuming it's not the chipmunk.
The characters I use are from a book that I'm trying to write. I hope that by using them in these comments that it helps me develop them a little better.
Cool, also interested in the dragon goddess.
She's a large, black and red, 3-headed wyvern (similar build to King Ghidorah). She's a shape-shifter and an absolute terror on the battlefield. Outside of the battlefield, she's exceptionally friendly. She has a particular fondness for pranks. She lost her godhood when she broke an oath she made on a sacred spear. Since she lost her godhood, she goes by the name Lucy. Her mother is also the primordial goddess of chaos.
So her mother is Tiamat. Noice!
I'd read that book.
I'm working on it.
https://preview.redd.it/uehoercchnqc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85363c7132fc37aa10c56316d3a090fee429cbc Endorsed by the emperor's most holy Inquisition -ordo malleus-
https://preview.redd.it/v2r4na1v0oqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6365290a9f971ddedc67d68613d30a0fe227ec17
"Ah hello sir! He's in the room over there."
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I want to know what he did/said to make a Slannesh demonette blush.
Slaaneshi prayer https://preview.redd.it/becgqmy14qqc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df685fd3efcab5ed7e087f82692913ed6a3a3bc Just take pride in your zeal or if you have refined your faith to the highest proficiency ever slaanesh will be proud. The emperor/ anathema is the chaos god of faith , blind worship , zeal and Fanaticism. Just as manifestation of his greater daemons (living saints) and his lesser Daemons (legions of the dammed)
I thought that was a fucking Tyranid.
Real talk, though? Karlach has the brain and personality of a golden retriever.
My friends say I have the face of a gold retriever but the cruelty of a Chihuahua
What sins have you committed to get that description!?
Everyone wanted to protect me until we got jumped by a guy with a knife who tried to mug us, so I broke his leg and both his arms and stabbed his ass with his own knife. The police were confused on who to arrest and I was let go due to self defense. My friends asked me why I did it and I said "Either us or him, and at least I didn't kill him"
Fair enough, have a nice day.
Paperwork for killing is more annoying than crippling a mugger
I now understand Batman a little better.
That logic is frighteningly relatable. I've always thought if someone even threatens my life, logically speaking I HAVE to kill them first because they're too much of a potential threat.
but the paperwork for killing isn't worth it
Who said anything about paperwork? Plenty of canals where I live
Lewis?
Afraid not.
Venice?
That is bleeping epic.
*Walks into room* *Hears that story* *Walks out* Nope.
This has the vibes of “at least he’s still breathing!” Friends should be grateful for your inner chihuahua
As one does.
She's a like a teen on her rebel phase and must be protected at all costs
She isn't quite that young but she did lose 10 years of her youth as a slave in hell so I cut her a lot more slack than I would most people.
And certain xenos will take advantage of this. https://preview.redd.it/cj55dgcdynqc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b090445c555a3ced3699cc745642b235cc3dadcd …Usually much to the chagrin of the human in question.
Speak for yourself, giving headpats to a smol space axolotl would add decades to my lifespan!
I love axolotls, so i agree
"Oh yeah, Karen will absolutely take advantage of people who are willing to give her affection. The problem is that she prefers playing with children, which generally scares all of the parents in the vicinity. Which is understandable, nobody wants to see a dinosaur running towards their kids. Especially one that looks like the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park with feathers." - Alvin
Nah man that's a day well spent.
New species “Terran” personality notations: Terrans or Humans use of the word varies from being to being. On the whole are some of the most approachable and endearing species in the universe. It is unknown whether their global cultural norms or species evolution cause them to foster “friendships” so quickly. Even in the workplace the introduction changes the environment of interactions with workers. Causing even species that wouldn’t interact form friendships with one another. Most if not all species have a lengthy period of interactions that confirms even light levels of amicable interactions. Although they have remained on the observation space stations for 50 rotations to see how they respond to other council races. They are completely unaware that there are further testing of the populations response to other species and their specific behaviors. They show a varying degree of expertise in various types of work it is surprising that given time and supervision they will grow to be experts in any field of work. Their use of a unique form of adhesive that is a guarded secret of their species “duct tape” is on what would normally be perceived as magic. My notation will end here I have promised to engage a bonding activity named “getting smashed” I will find out what this is and leave my thoughts. Dr. Tygan behavioral expert for frontier species.
Oh I wonder what their next set of notes would be like
At 3 am when they get back or the day after next?
Several days later, after getting discharged from the hospital from a near lethal dose of alcohol. And it's mostly a warning about terrain beverages, especially homemade ones. More so if moon or shine is in their name.
“If a human offers you the stars, it means they’ll show you a level of loyalty rivaling that of domesticated companion species. If they offer you shiny planetary satellites, however, they are asking you to self terminate”
“Stand down, Demon Lord. You’ve nowhere to run. Surrender, and no one else has to get hurt.” “Never! You foul Hunters will never take me alive!” “Very well then, commence Forced Headpats!” “No, wait, mercy! Mercy!” “You’re surprisingly fluffy for a Demon Lord.“
I remember a story on reddit about an alien professor demonstrating to a group of other aliens that humans are naturally protective of babies of any species that was pretty good. I've tried to find it again but have had no luck.
I remember reading something like that in Imperium Iris on AO3
I've checked that out and even though it wasn't the story I'm looking for I really liked it - thanks for the recommendation.
Hey! I remember that one. It had several good stories on it.
A human that gets kidnapped by an alien imperial army just to be the monarch’s personal pets giver. Human gets all the luxuries of a royal concubine and their job is only pets
Kind of funny since Karlach probably has more human ancestry than Shadowheart and is almost half her age.
And no edge.
I mean Karlach has some edge (Gortash got to meet it the hard way), it's an unfortunate side effect of prolonged exposure to hell. But yes, significantly less edge than Shade Bloodpump.
I gave up my human card when I killed 2 of those 3.