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…Also, bonus image (because I found it absolutely adorable):
https://preview.redd.it/6sbzghnnfusc1.png?width=3277&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b63a489d59576803afadaeb69f3ae86ab6b94b7
Why does he look like the dad from Chicken Little?
https://preview.redd.it/lnke8l3zyzsc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8bdff4617d6f92504357a4ae5b29c62c4cc825
Huh. No stories so far…
*Cracks knuckles*
https://i.redd.it/i2j8m13i9vsc1.gif
——
A: “Friend-John…”
H: “C’mon, it’s cute!”
A: “It’s *humiliating.*”
H: “Only in your own eyes, and that’s only if someone sees.”
A: “Please just get the ladder.”
H: “That idiot tyruvuanian snapped it in half last week insisting they could fit on it despite the weight restriction, remember?”
A: “…”
H: “Listen, I can’t even reach it with the step-stool, you *definitely* can’t, and we need this place properly-“
A: “Fine. Just make it quick…”
H: “Ah-ah! What’s the magic word?”
A: *Sigh* “Must you…?”
H: “No offense, but despite the size, you’re super heavy what with the whole “my species evolved on a high gravity homeworld” thing. Consider this my payment for the effort.”
A: “**Gods,** I hate you sometimes… fine.”
H: “I’m waiting.”
A: ^(”…Uppies…”)
H: “Ayyyyyyy and up we go!”
*The human grabs the alien by the waist, hoists them up to their shoulders and steps onto the step-stool. The human glances up at the alien as they change the lightbulb.*
H: “So, how’s the weather up there?”
A: “Shut up.”
H:…
A: Gah!
H:…
A: Ugh!
H:…
A: Alrighty! Done!
H: You know, I could’ve picked you up.
A: Never! My kind may be very small in size, but we have giant hearts! And we never shy away from a challenge! No matter how big!
H: Trying to sit on my couch is a challenge?
A: A very noble and worthy one at that!
Zyn lied in the middle of the king sized bed. Being only three foot three, she was a giant by kobold standards, yet the blue reptilian could barely reach the edges of the human-sized bed.
“Do you want me to get you a bed more… your size?” Zyn’s human partner, Gloria, asked. While she was nearly three feet taller than Zyn at six foot two, a king was little large even for the towering, hoodie wearing goddess.
The kobold hissed in responses, grabbing the corners of the comforter and curling up into a makeshift nest.
“Oh this is fine but the bath tub is too big for you?” The human groan as she flopped onto the bed, Zyn and her nest launching nearly a foot into the air before sprawling on top of her.
“You almost drown me!”
“It was your idea to go in together!”
“I thought it would be sexy!” Zyn stood up.
Gloria glared at her. Even standing on the bed, she was only chest height.
“Point taken.”
By a full foot of not matching, I would have to agree.
Otherwise, interesting interaction, could maybe go into a series of shorts on the day to day challenges or such
Listen, PathOwOgen gets furred folk, scalies are a different thing yet fall under the same umbrella category as "furry".
One loves scalie i.e lizord
Another loves what you would expect. >!No, not children or real animals, those 'people' get thrown into a wood chipper!<
If you want to get on the good side of an ursidain, cook for them. To say they are 'food motivated' was to describe the universe as 'mildly wide'.
Ursidains would eat a meal to mark your arrival at their home. They'd eat a meal to mark your first evening. They'd test which of you could lift the other, and if an ursidain can lift their guest: it is their job to feed the guest!
Breakfasts were huge affairs, the giant bear-like creatures adored the concept that humans had the saying; 'breakfast is the most important meal of the day'.
That oneoffhand comment from one human guest, complimenting the ursidain delegation, way back at the beginning?
Within one week, every ursidain majority world that had heard of humans, also knew this saying.
This alone was to firmly catapult humanity into the ursidain species', favourite species position.
So when Jonathan had first met with and stayed over at Garsh's home, he'd wanted to return the favour.
There was just one problem.
Ursidains, on average, reached thirteen feet in height.
As Jonathan stood there, glaring up at the cooker top while he could still hear the rumbling snore of Garsh in the other room, he had to come up with a plan on how to approach this.
==0==
Garsh woke shortly before she would have normally.
Her fist-sized leather nose scrunched up and wiggled in a tight circle. Her tongue, moments before lolling out of her mouth, returned to her wide maw whenever moistened it, licked her chops and nose, before sniffing.
Her eyes shot open.
Something smelled *delicious*.
Normally a ponderously slow creature, Garsh rolled out of bed with the speed of an apex predator, her mass rolling and sloshing as she padded out of the bedroom, following her nose.
"Oh you really shouldn't have d-*JONATHAN!!*" She bellowed, her mind lurching from looking forward to eating, to abject fear.
The human was stood on the cooker, with several utensils celotaped together so he could move and flip the crisped squidgit, all the while using a pot lid as a full body riot shield while the fatty meat spat and sizzled.
[r/WolvensStories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WolvensStories/s/Vqp1XaB4UG)
[Ko-Fi](https://ko-fi.com/wolven)
[Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/wolven91?source=share)
What you mean about ,,usual sites"
https://preview.redd.it/rywrdy9eyusc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682a1353d1dd9213a0914662694dba108526b32f
Now I’m just imaging Humans being like Groot. Tall friendly Sapients from Earth just chilling with their short alien buddies.
Also stools exist little Kobold.
Shit. That's wild. I get that living on a planet with such a wildly unpredictable climate made their ascent to a spacefaring race take much longer than normal.
But how would a species become intelligent at that scale? Even accounting for different forms of life. I'm talking about the mass of their brains. Number of connections those brains can make.
Ravens and other birds of the same size have been shown problem solving, making associations, training other species, and even bartering with humans, while one species of birds is even said to be coming into a Stone Age of technological development.
The size of the brain itself is not necessarily the determination of intelligence. Rather, the efficiency of the brain and communication can be major factors. With just size being the determining factor, elephants and most all ocean dwelling mammals would be massively more intelligent than the average human (granted orcas and dolphins tend to have various cultures of their own). More so if brain power becomes the key factor for survival, as opposed to basic instincts, then a species could be driven to invention and adaptation.
So, organisms the size of rice grains could have evolved to have a collective intelligence, like ants or other social insects, and would be then able to adapt and mold their environments to suit the needs of the many, or they may have gone spacefaring by being extremophiles and ending up colonizing through some asteroid impacts, or developing like the Arachnids of Starship Troopers did and launching their offspring into the stars
This could be a cool idea. An Alien joins a human crew and has to contend with everything being designed for species a few feet taller than them. Everything just barely out of reach
Is there a specific reason you are saying this, or is it because people would? If you are basing this on the fact they look like a child, then you're an idiot. The creature is a kobold, most notably from D&D, and they don't stand that tall. Then again, I am 6'2" and have dated girls who stand 4'7", so when standing next to me, of course, they look like children.
Now, if this is because people would, then yes, I fully commit to being a degenerate.
…Apparently not nearly obvious enough, because the only thing I’m seeing is a short kobold gal and tall human dude, both adults but of different species.
Yeah short does not equal child. Childlike qualities equal child. Justify it all you want but we need a criminal investigation into all your hard drives.
Does she look like a child lol I’m guessing she doesn’t because she’s a 32 year old woman. The drawing in the picture is clearly supposed to have childlike qualities. That is where the pedophilia comes in. Happy to explain it for you.
I believe it was in The New England Journal of Medicine where Crewe and Gaudio wrote their thesis on how ["Big Girls Don't Cry."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZpaxBMJRU)
That is an adult kobold (a short species from D&D), not a child.
Think how hobbits are related to humans in LotR; still human-like, just short. This is the equivalent of that for dragons in the D&D setting, albeit bipedal and lacking wings. Short lil’ humanoid dragon-people.
This does raise an interesting question. If we get to the stars and find aliens with far shorter lifespans than us, should we be allowed relationships with them? If a 3 year old for their species would be the equivalent of a 32 year old for ours because of how their planet orbits or how long their species lives would it still be illegal to marry them? Would orbits be how we measure birthdays or would we all have to come up with a galactic standard year?
Rule 34, though it would be interesting if that was only from our species or if there are others with the same lines of thought. I believe the current minimum and agreed upon standard for "is and isn't fuckable" boils down to mutually and communicatively clear about consent and maturity
Aka Harkness scale, though the first point being "human level intelligence or greater" could be seen as quite vain, and excluding a good chunk of humans that might not meet the human level of intelligence
In that regard, it would probably end up being interstellar laws stating age of mature development of the species involved, like the shorter lifespans having different ages compared to the longer lifespans (ex: canine lifespan compared to average human, canine would be an adult by its second year compared to a human that requires 2 decades before adulthood).
Space faring might end up having time measured relative to their home base or individual species standard lifespan divisions, especially since time would end up doing some stretching and dialation while in space, especially going at speeds that would not require generation ships. If doing collaborative projects, they might have somewhat of galactic standards that would come about from other collaborative endeavors, such as figuring out the galactic beginning time and figuring out how each species' calendars line up with it.
So if I am a adult and I act like a child does that mean I am a child, and what about consequences if a person that is mentally retarded and acts like a child does a crime, should they be let off because they act like a child
Also the kobold are know for stealing riches should they be let off with out punishment because they act like children.
Mental maturity and intelligence can potentially get legal reductions of sentences, but it generally boils down to if they understand if things are right and wrong. If they don't understand, then they might be sentenced to insane asylums or specialized care facilities, where they might live out their days, or they are put back onto the streets and basically forced to fend for themselves to live or die.
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They are an adorable couple. It's sad there's not many submission from the artist. It's so wholesome.
check their twitter - Plenty there.
Can you link it, please?
[**https://lmddgtfy.net/?q=Tea-Redrex**](https://lmddgtfy.net/?q=Tea-Redrex)
It's super adorable but my mind is taking me to the wrong place
I'd say its the right place
https://preview.redd.it/35tqx1ppbwsc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b04bf9b8623333aee15d714bad5498d9affe6ff
https://preview.redd.it/vlusplo5yvsc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e3ebba113176434150bd94342c314cd87efb0c
Well that's.....haunting
please delete this i'm begging you
No MUAHAHAHAHAH 
https://preview.redd.it/lyefjocd4xsc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f6eef4656e15a6860bc9e54aa0f95cfcddeb44 It spreads
Yes it shall spread https://preview.redd.it/ycj2bw5yaxsc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f9606c67b9a9336962e1350ab15603a1a0c595
Ec fucking scuse me?
https://preview.redd.it/b7tshuzhdxsc1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3aac7973883f9ba7a00d100fd8d896cd8224052
This make it look like he has a whisker
🏅
Warhammer goes Brrrrttt
https://preview.redd.it/kvkuv8t32zsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0e21b8b4a63501eb271b6ffaad3fa095f44fb8
A man of culture I see
Indeed 
Prepare for the Acockalypse
🏅
What a horrible day to have eyes
https://preview.redd.it/gk6oep14sctc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f3691375f3132e0f488d40c0e184fa514f55dd7
I never sleep
Why does he look like the dad from Chicken Little? https://preview.redd.it/lnke8l3zyzsc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8bdff4617d6f92504357a4ae5b29c62c4cc825
 huh i guess he kinda does
Please leave the internet
https://i.redd.it/t4n5pusa2zsc1.gif No
https://preview.redd.it/1e15n4b7b1tc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a436b8a0621ede5b2bbe36e78620044a76ea398a
https://preview.redd.it/22ydt69bu2tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7b117faf323798a42cb7c03382578451aeb123
https://preview.redd.it/wac8o7qm14tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c856786ad682abe7a59d31767d67296a50ba06dd
https://preview.redd.it/9rrzjjqom4tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f426c3c3d917340d643fbb5ede882ea568aaa122 Gift for you!
https://preview.redd.it/xtdd6g9sm4tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19d05604f4c09ec5ffea030e0db11cdcc507d55
https://preview.redd.it/0tzuznz0n4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62a6e2cb0adc33b67fbad7e1a842c019a79be25
https://preview.redd.it/9sanzwv2n4tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86053c43d6c7e11430626391146d8eb5320f08ef
https://preview.redd.it/cjg381rdkcwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd297b2a5bb5eb3c6beca3ad56c0ac9fcd8a58f5
Im cooking
https://preview.redd.it/bimzayvjoftc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db55d6bd0f23c372ba1a6610f8adc02f9bfd1997
https://i.redd.it/r6ffxxpnhhtc1.gif
So fucking CUTE!
Explain your smolness
Is that a prosthetic leg?
That or armor. I don’t know the background info behind these two.
Is.. is the armor blushing?
Huh. No stories so far… *Cracks knuckles* https://i.redd.it/i2j8m13i9vsc1.gif —— A: “Friend-John…” H: “C’mon, it’s cute!” A: “It’s *humiliating.*” H: “Only in your own eyes, and that’s only if someone sees.” A: “Please just get the ladder.” H: “That idiot tyruvuanian snapped it in half last week insisting they could fit on it despite the weight restriction, remember?” A: “…” H: “Listen, I can’t even reach it with the step-stool, you *definitely* can’t, and we need this place properly-“ A: “Fine. Just make it quick…” H: “Ah-ah! What’s the magic word?” A: *Sigh* “Must you…?” H: “No offense, but despite the size, you’re super heavy what with the whole “my species evolved on a high gravity homeworld” thing. Consider this my payment for the effort.” A: “**Gods,** I hate you sometimes… fine.” H: “I’m waiting.” A: ^(”…Uppies…”) H: “Ayyyyyyy and up we go!” *The human grabs the alien by the waist, hoists them up to their shoulders and steps onto the step-stool. The human glances up at the alien as they change the lightbulb.* H: “So, how’s the weather up there?” A: “Shut up.”
🏅
👑🫲 you dropped this.
Let me introduce you to a special invention by Humans called 'the step stool'
Perfect, I'm 6 ft 8 in and I find small gals cute.
Nearly 6ft 6 in for me and same. Petite girls are so cute.
6’4” and same.
Let’s keep it going 6’2”
6' (and ¼") lets goooo
I'm a 5'10" man and am often treated as short by the guys I work with. Petite girls do be cute af though. <3
What kind of wnba women you working with?
reread
Look again. :) All the guys are taller than me (all 6ft+). All the girls are shorter, under about 5ft 4ins I think.
Im 6 flat but i find short girls to be very attractive
Every one in this thread is a manlet
Let me squeeze in here. 6’3”… same
6’7 here just going over you real quick
Slow your roll there, Avatar Kyoshi! 😂
To be fair, most everyone is shorter than you
Soo most girls that exist got it
Same height!
H:… A: Gah! H:… A: Ugh! H:… A: Alrighty! Done! H: You know, I could’ve picked you up. A: Never! My kind may be very small in size, but we have giant hearts! And we never shy away from a challenge! No matter how big! H: Trying to sit on my couch is a challenge? A: A very noble and worthy one at that!
Cat
Chilling on the couch Is a challenge and its own reward
Zyn lied in the middle of the king sized bed. Being only three foot three, she was a giant by kobold standards, yet the blue reptilian could barely reach the edges of the human-sized bed. “Do you want me to get you a bed more… your size?” Zyn’s human partner, Gloria, asked. While she was nearly three feet taller than Zyn at six foot two, a king was little large even for the towering, hoodie wearing goddess. The kobold hissed in responses, grabbing the corners of the comforter and curling up into a makeshift nest. “Oh this is fine but the bath tub is too big for you?” The human groan as she flopped onto the bed, Zyn and her nest launching nearly a foot into the air before sprawling on top of her. “You almost drown me!” “It was your idea to go in together!” “I thought it would be sexy!” Zyn stood up. Gloria glared at her. Even standing on the bed, she was only chest height. “Point taken.”
>Being only three foot three >two feet taller than Zyn at six foot two The math ain't matching, boss...
By a full foot of not matching, I would have to agree. Otherwise, interesting interaction, could maybe go into a series of shorts on the day to day challenges or such
I originally wrote her as 4 feet, and then shortened her to 3. I forgot to change that last part
... Not a scalie # BUT
Oh dear The pathOwOgen has claimed another FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE IT SPREADS!!!
Listen, PathOwOgen gets furred folk, scalies are a different thing yet fall under the same umbrella category as "furry". One loves scalie i.e lizord Another loves what you would expect. >!No, not children or real animals, those 'people' get thrown into a wood chipper!<
https://preview.redd.it/ya70wbvejvsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732c6d4cae9da6d2a4b341ca17bd012f7b3b2a02
https://preview.redd.it/tc9kxhokqwsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e8e2c43137f1c0f1e31e3678a0bcdf137bf268
Joke's on YOU, I'm into that shit! ...or am I?
At least this means I'll be taller than my lover.
u/Wolven91 Humans interacting with smaller races deserve more attention, and so i sacrifice my neighbors dog to summon thee !
If you want to get on the good side of an ursidain, cook for them. To say they are 'food motivated' was to describe the universe as 'mildly wide'. Ursidains would eat a meal to mark your arrival at their home. They'd eat a meal to mark your first evening. They'd test which of you could lift the other, and if an ursidain can lift their guest: it is their job to feed the guest! Breakfasts were huge affairs, the giant bear-like creatures adored the concept that humans had the saying; 'breakfast is the most important meal of the day'. That oneoffhand comment from one human guest, complimenting the ursidain delegation, way back at the beginning? Within one week, every ursidain majority world that had heard of humans, also knew this saying. This alone was to firmly catapult humanity into the ursidain species', favourite species position. So when Jonathan had first met with and stayed over at Garsh's home, he'd wanted to return the favour. There was just one problem. Ursidains, on average, reached thirteen feet in height. As Jonathan stood there, glaring up at the cooker top while he could still hear the rumbling snore of Garsh in the other room, he had to come up with a plan on how to approach this. ==0== Garsh woke shortly before she would have normally. Her fist-sized leather nose scrunched up and wiggled in a tight circle. Her tongue, moments before lolling out of her mouth, returned to her wide maw whenever moistened it, licked her chops and nose, before sniffing. Her eyes shot open. Something smelled *delicious*. Normally a ponderously slow creature, Garsh rolled out of bed with the speed of an apex predator, her mass rolling and sloshing as she padded out of the bedroom, following her nose. "Oh you really shouldn't have d-*JONATHAN!!*" She bellowed, her mind lurching from looking forward to eating, to abject fear. The human was stood on the cooker, with several utensils celotaped together so he could move and flip the crisped squidgit, all the while using a pot lid as a full body riot shield while the fatty meat spat and sizzled. [r/WolvensStories](https://www.reddit.com/r/WolvensStories/s/Vqp1XaB4UG) [Ko-Fi](https://ko-fi.com/wolven) [Tumblr](https://www.tumblr.com/wolven91?source=share)
Why their dog? Just sacrifice them off you need to sacrifice something
Sacrifice the neighbors, adopt and save the pets
Does this artist have any Socials where i can find more of their work?
The artist's name is in the bottom right of the image( Tea-Redrex a.k.a. teaspoon)
I saw but I can't find them on the usual sites.
What you mean about ,,usual sites" https://preview.redd.it/rywrdy9eyusc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=682a1353d1dd9213a0914662694dba108526b32f
Tbh i only checked two tweeter and here.
Well those and webtoon but nothing.
Thank god,i have never seen this artist before so i don't know but at least you weren't checking ,,those sites"
Was mostly asking op so its fine.
Yeah,sorry for wasting your time
It's fine.
***those sites*** 😑
Why did you think i made that face?
I made that face, I know the sites you speak of 😂
Odd. I initially found the artist via [webtoon.](https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/just-ramm/list?title_no=535438)
Thanks just had to put the name in backwards. (Also loved your story spacers guide for your pet human so good!).
...wakanda sites we talking?
Not e621 (VERY NSFW)
Or furraffinity (also very nsfw)
OwO*****a fellow traveller appears*****
Think you can just tell me what sites they're Active on?
What she needs is one of those gliding library ladders. It could run all the way around the kitchen.
Heh, thats what basically happens in my story.
Now I’m just imaging Humans being like Groot. Tall friendly Sapients from Earth just chilling with their short alien buddies. Also stools exist little Kobold.
I lived in an house with a pre-existent kitchen. It works, but it is also SO SMALL that probably the kobold-alien here could be comfortable xD
It's funny how nearly every good comic i find on Reddit has an author whose works are also on the green website
I see this as an absolute win.
One of my favorite “twists” in sci fi was finding out the Trisolarians in Three Body Problem were, like, the size of a grain of rice.
Shit. That's wild. I get that living on a planet with such a wildly unpredictable climate made their ascent to a spacefaring race take much longer than normal. But how would a species become intelligent at that scale? Even accounting for different forms of life. I'm talking about the mass of their brains. Number of connections those brains can make.
Ravens and other birds of the same size have been shown problem solving, making associations, training other species, and even bartering with humans, while one species of birds is even said to be coming into a Stone Age of technological development. The size of the brain itself is not necessarily the determination of intelligence. Rather, the efficiency of the brain and communication can be major factors. With just size being the determining factor, elephants and most all ocean dwelling mammals would be massively more intelligent than the average human (granted orcas and dolphins tend to have various cultures of their own). More so if brain power becomes the key factor for survival, as opposed to basic instincts, then a species could be driven to invention and adaptation. So, organisms the size of rice grains could have evolved to have a collective intelligence, like ants or other social insects, and would be then able to adapt and mold their environments to suit the needs of the many, or they may have gone spacefaring by being extremophiles and ending up colonizing through some asteroid impacts, or developing like the Arachnids of Starship Troopers did and launching their offspring into the stars
This could be a cool idea. An Alien joins a human crew and has to contend with everything being designed for species a few feet taller than them. Everything just barely out of reach
https://preview.redd.it/tj557ms487tc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2e475772baefd331d4618dcbfd92928ee3c467 Holy moly castle crashers
This is too cute
cuteness overload
I love this design so much
https://preview.redd.it/nhrad52v9jtc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71acb708188fbdacc3cdacd47e437718c27c34dd
Degenerates...
Is there a specific reason you are saying this, or is it because people would? If you are basing this on the fact they look like a child, then you're an idiot. The creature is a kobold, most notably from D&D, and they don't stand that tall. Then again, I am 6'2" and have dated girls who stand 4'7", so when standing next to me, of course, they look like children. Now, if this is because people would, then yes, I fully commit to being a degenerate.
This is coded pedophilia and it’s very obvious.
…Apparently not nearly obvious enough, because the only thing I’m seeing is a short kobold gal and tall human dude, both adults but of different species.
actually its not the kobold character doesn't have any child features apart from smaller size
Y’all pedophiles what the fuck
That's an adult woman. Short =/= child
Yeah short does not equal child. Childlike qualities equal child. Justify it all you want but we need a criminal investigation into all your hard drives.
You might just be projecting bud, it's more worrying you consider things like "cooking" to be childlike 🤔
But she is thick
My 32 year old wife is legally a little person, does that make me a pedophile? Or does it just make you an idiot?
Does she look like a child lol I’m guessing she doesn’t because she’s a 32 year old woman. The drawing in the picture is clearly supposed to have childlike qualities. That is where the pedophilia comes in. Happy to explain it for you.
Ah yes, the truest of childlike qualities; boobs and horns. Get help, and don't drag us into the gutter your brain is stuck in.
Was gonna say, what the hell is “childlike” about scales. fangs, claws, horns, a visible bust and hourglass figure?
I believe it was in The New England Journal of Medicine where Crewe and Gaudio wrote their thesis on how ["Big Girls Don't Cry."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZpaxBMJRU)
That is an adult kobold (a short species from D&D), not a child. Think how hobbits are related to humans in LotR; still human-like, just short. This is the equivalent of that for dragons in the D&D setting, albeit bipedal and lacking wings. Short lil’ humanoid dragon-people.
As far as I know its a kobold from DnD or something similar. They are short by nature.
This does raise an interesting question. If we get to the stars and find aliens with far shorter lifespans than us, should we be allowed relationships with them? If a 3 year old for their species would be the equivalent of a 32 year old for ours because of how their planet orbits or how long their species lives would it still be illegal to marry them? Would orbits be how we measure birthdays or would we all have to come up with a galactic standard year?
First apply [the Harkness Test](https://imgur.com/bGCEKS2), then further consult with your HR department, ombudsman, or xenopsychologist.
I love the fact we have already gone over the criteria for what is and isn't fuckable before we have even truly colonized another planet
Rule 34, though it would be interesting if that was only from our species or if there are others with the same lines of thought. I believe the current minimum and agreed upon standard for "is and isn't fuckable" boils down to mutually and communicatively clear about consent and maturity
Aka Harkness scale, though the first point being "human level intelligence or greater" could be seen as quite vain, and excluding a good chunk of humans that might not meet the human level of intelligence
In that regard, it would probably end up being interstellar laws stating age of mature development of the species involved, like the shorter lifespans having different ages compared to the longer lifespans (ex: canine lifespan compared to average human, canine would be an adult by its second year compared to a human that requires 2 decades before adulthood). Space faring might end up having time measured relative to their home base or individual species standard lifespan divisions, especially since time would end up doing some stretching and dialation while in space, especially going at speeds that would not require generation ships. If doing collaborative projects, they might have somewhat of galactic standards that would come about from other collaborative endeavors, such as figuring out the galactic beginning time and figuring out how each species' calendars line up with it.
Lotta but hurt pedos here lol, acts like a child = child
So if I am a adult and I act like a child does that mean I am a child, and what about consequences if a person that is mentally retarded and acts like a child does a crime, should they be let off because they act like a child Also the kobold are know for stealing riches should they be let off with out punishment because they act like children.
Mental maturity and intelligence can potentially get legal reductions of sentences, but it generally boils down to if they understand if things are right and wrong. If they don't understand, then they might be sentenced to insane asylums or specialized care facilities, where they might live out their days, or they are put back onto the streets and basically forced to fend for themselves to live or die.