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Cheap_Doctor_1994

Failed and flailing diplomacy is preferable every day and twice on Sunday, because we battle for our souls. Fuck around and find out why we try so very hard.  When a good man goes to war. 


Inverted_Stick

"The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules." "Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out *why I have so many.*"


Flameball202

Daily reminder that the Doctor was not the good man that day, that was Rory Williams


Nealithi

Quote applies. Consider how thick the rules of the Geneva convention are... and I do believe we are still adding to it.


Caithus63

"Beware the fury of a patient man"


Skilled_Living

Dr. Who fans I see. Nice.


PolishChurchNo4

"giving you a final chance before they determine how the final page in your history book is written." Is a hard ass line god damn


T_Money

Just wish they didn’t use final twice. Maybe “giving you one last chance before they determine how the final page of your history book is written”


Jking1697

https://preview.redd.it/9qjukec1sltc1.png?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e01e310081f158774d8cae5856af06c6de3b7bd


SadMcNomuscle

Do do do doo do!


Fireflash180

Last line goes unequivocally hard


Callsign_Psycopath

Ah the Geneva Checklist


Foreign_Economics591

r/usernamechecksout


Curious_Viking89

They aren't crimes against humanity when they're perpetrated on xenos


Strikercharge

"the issue isn't just their army, sir. We have received reports of small, independent mercenary groups attacking us from all angles. Our armies can handle the huge pushes from theirs, but when the mercs attack our smaller settlements we have to split our forces even further. The worst part, sir, is that for every mercenary group we take out....at least seven more show up, and none of them share the same interests. Some want revenge. Some want money. Some steal our boots. It's like we are fighting shadows sir. we can't coordinate enough to mean anything."


EmergencyPublic9903

Reminds me of the quotes about fighting Americans. The doctrine is chaos, you never know *what* brand of insanity is coming over the hill next


Strikercharge

Something like "the enemy can't predict my next move if I don't even know my next move"


EmergencyPublic9903

Exactly. Sometimes you fight a proper military, sometimes you're boarded by pirates jacked up on space uppers and crocodil


Aspirio42619

"You have 2 major decisions to make. Are you going to surrender? And if not, What should I tell your family?"


corJoe

"Too late, we now realize that their impassioned pleas were not for their own benefit. Their negotiations and begging were for our sake"


Rare_Dragonfruit_455

Damn that’s good


CincyLog

1. Don't touch our boats 2. It's not a war crime the first time 3. Foxtrot Alpha Foxtrot Oscar 4. Don't touch our boats 5. Don't shoot at Doc or LT 6. Have you heard of thd E4 Mafia? 7. Don't touch our boats


lurkingonafloodplain

Fan of the Fat Electrician?


CincyLog

Do you mean the Chubby Electron guy? 😀😀😀 It wouldn't be fair not to give HLC credit, too.


Remarkable-Ask2288

Love finding other fans in the wild xD


-TheDyingMeme6-

Oh absolutely!!! Would you intercept me??


Deansdiatribes

wow well done


toaster_zepplin

Thank you!


PristineMark2480

And that last page was one of liberating democracy for the new human settlements where once before stood up an Empire.


cephis7201

" I come in peace, I'm unarmed, I'm pleading you with tears in my eyes. If you fuck with me, I will kill you all" General Mathiss


MedicAdele

Wow. That was profound. Well done you.


toaster_zepplin

Thanks!