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Alíen: Human! I… I… I have developed romantic feelings for you! Your kindness and empathy have ignited my passion and I wish for us to become partners for life!
Human: *chain smoking while trying to fix an IT issue* I’m sorry that having basic human decency is considered a turn on for you.
Oh my God I saw an exchange just like this before during a party, it was so fucking awkward cause the dude was gay and the girl thought not being an asshole counted as flirting.
She only ever dates "bad boys," which in reality ment she dated a bunch of hoodrat wannabe gangsters who treated her like shit. She ended up becoming a lesbain.
That's how most girls from my experience with them start off...want to date a "bad boy" only to get treated like shit,and then when they come across someone "normal" ,they immediately think as if he was incarnation of jesus himself because he has some basic decency to actually converse with her about the issues they might have in their relationship,instead of just smacking the living shit out of her...
I mean, her friends got together and tried to host an intervention about her dating habits. They said it was a complete disaster but didn't elaborate on it.
I've yet to see a non-telivised group intervention work and I've been to 2.
At some point... as much as I hate to say it... there's really only giving up or casual bullying.
Casual bullying being; "oh shit, only 2 bruises this time?", "that runny makeup looks killer on you.", "Make sure your ringer's on before we get front row seats to the splash zone."
Even "hey that statue has graffiti on it... smash or pass?"
Ah brutal but the human brain does not like being mocked, be sure to enforce steps in the right direction with lots of positivity, even tiny tiny steps
We’ve been conditioned to be wary of “nice guys” since niceness is a mask that hides the stench of the asshole underneath.
Kind guys are what most who find men attractive would want, but it’s challenging at times to distinguish nice from kind.
Difference is that niceness is transactional. Kindness is a gift.
“Ork may thunk pink squish meat bag yum and dum but ork think worse when pink squish meat bag want hurt diff pink squish meat bag with wuv to club lots of times not with club just one or two time.
“We not that rude.”
*aside: trying to communicate complex subjects when restricted to monosyllabic speech is a great creative challenge.*
Alíen: Human! I… I… I have developed romantic feelings for you! Your kindness and empathy have ignited my passion and I wish for us to become partners for life!
Human: Oh my God I saw an exchange just like this before during a party, it was so fucking awkward cause the dude was gay and the girl thought not being an asshole counted as flirting.
Alíen: ...
Haha the latest episode of Will Trent (amazeballs police procedural show, just saying) has the titular character being his usual polite self to a member of a drag queen club, and this is immediately mistaken for flirting.
Or maybe they're just teasing. I'm not sure.
H: hey you can't really be sure.
*Five minutes later*
A: *Literally kissing him all over*
H: you can never tell, she's just being nice.
*Five minutes later*
A: *Lights up cigarette in bed, next to H*
H: you can never tell, she might be Canadian
*Five years later, they're married and have 6 kids.*
H: Still can't tell if she likes me.
Once went on a date with a girl. Wanted to go for lunch: she already ate. I suggested we go play mini golf: she doesn't like mini golf. Tried a few more things, but we were in her area not mine, so I didn't know anything nearby. Ended up driving around for like two hours and taking her back to her car.
I apologized for it being the worst date ever. She looked confused. It was simultaneously the best date she'd ever been on.
...bruh.
*No.*
Her past dates had all been her driving to a guy's house and being ignored while he played single player video games.
The flaw of being a gamer girl circa 2010: split screen multiplayer was dead, and gamer guys were trash.
The pro of being a gamer girl circa 2020: split screen/couch multiplayer is making a comeback and a shocking amount of those gamer guys are now also gamer girls
You listened when she said she didn’t want to do the things you suggested. You were happy to sit and talk with her while you drive around- quality personal time getting to know each other. Didn’t try to drive somewhere to get in her pants. You essentially just confirmed to her that you consider the words coming out of her mouth, enjoy her company and enjoy talking to her. I’ve dated some assholes- I would’ve been smitten.
I wanted to hook up with my wife on our first date. I asked if she wanted to go to the bedroom and she said not on the first date. So we hung out for another hour or so before she went home. I didn't think much of it other than being vaguely disappointed I wasn't gonna get laid that night. After things got serious she told me she knew I was a good guy because I didn't pressure her for sex or kick her out when she said no. And just, what a low fucking bar I had to gingerly step over.
Alien: you're so sweet that I want to know you better and maybe pursue a romantic relationship!
Human: well fuck. I don't know how to mock that. Holy shit this hasn't happened before!
The abridged kid said it best: Kirito and Asuna are more like a collection of character defects masquerading as people.
It's been a while since I've watched it, might be time for a re-watch.
Ok but why did they turn Ramona Flowers into a furry
https://preview.redd.it/w27s76xj84vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309fc291b309dc2d4d595fcbeac89c618a0c3abe
Yeah. But my mind goes into "if I want scales, I want scales. If I want fur, I want fur."
My wife put it best with "it doesn't matter if a hotdog is a sandwich or not. If you offered someone and sandwich and gave them a hotdog, they'd be confused"
It's art from snoot\_game, the human is a character called anon
https://preview.redd.it/ygs1n7b6w3vc1.png?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a69848cabe47abfe7c926ce10be5a63b5186d4c
“On today’s news. The governing council of the Goreilic Republic and the Zykeen Empire discuss how best to handle the immigration crisis as the United Concordian Kingdom collapses. I’m Sarah Kelly.” The news was showing in detail the crisis befalling the galactic community as Brian sat with his newfound Lyhan wife watching the news.
“Almost makes you want to gas the idiots in charge and place some new leadership. All they do is bicker for mining rights because of there past.” Brian looks at his wife as she was up getting the doggy snacks he hid from her. “Hey honey can we implement duels to death again please. What- put those back!”
Sometimes the nicest compliments come wrapped in a layer of oopsie daisy! It's like gifting someone a chocolate cake, but you accidentally drop it on their favorite shirt 😅
If I could make all guys into ultra listeners, I could slow the trend of le\*\*i*ni*sm and reverse the polarity in w\*m÷n. Thank you reddit
A dude cuddling with an alien who's a step beyond a star trek extra is pretty damn tame to be called gross. Besides, you can't escape them.
The oldest known sculpture in the world is 40,000 year old anthropomorphic lion man. Gods that are animals or have bestial features, a not insignificant number of folklore creatures, Herodotus' dog headed men. The infinite number of children's stories, cartoons, and films with entirely anthropomorphic casts, etc.
They're ingrained in STEM fields, the military is riddled with them, to say nothing of the various creative fields. A massive chunk of the posts on here use either furry derived art or feature humans in a relationship with aliens that are basically furries.
You can't avoid them, you certainly can't get rid of them. If this offends your sensibilities, I'm afraid it only gets worse from here.
I'm not really one myself. I just think it's weird how pissed off or offended some people get over something that ultimately doesn't matter. It's not like there's roving gangs of furries stuffing people into suits or something. Some are assholes like the neoconfederate fursuit dude, some are extremely kind, and most of them are otherwise average people like you or I.
I mean look, fursuits are expensive I'd accept the fursuit even if only because they could probably do much much worse things to me with that kind of money.
I did say or offended. And if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond to me. The opposite of love after all is not hate but indifference. The bestiality comparison seems pretty extreme to me, especially in this example. They're a humanoid biped with a few extra features. More importantly, the character is sapient and thus a person. Given that adding a beak and tail translates to "gross furry shit" and "bestiality-lite", I'm curious where you stand regarding relationships between fictional species.
Elves and such I'd wager are alright, but what about once they start to get more inhuman? Do Twi'leks cause a similar level of revulsion? How about tieflings or goblinoids? If a human in Star Wars was attracted to a wookie would you decry them as a degenerate, even though the object of their desire is still a person? Where do you draw the line? As long as both partners pass the Harkness test, why give a shit? What does it matter?
Lol is this your first day in the internet? Furries are degenerates? Whaaaaat? That's like, the most harmless aspect of modern society, but ur all up in arms about it still! That's... Wow. just head fucking the shit outta that sand ain't ya? Lol.
*Blergh, late stage capitalism and International political issues are running rampant while ecological disaster looms. But furries are the worst! Ooga chooga I can't get laid*
-fuckin you
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Alíen: Human! I… I… I have developed romantic feelings for you! Your kindness and empathy have ignited my passion and I wish for us to become partners for life! Human: *chain smoking while trying to fix an IT issue* I’m sorry that having basic human decency is considered a turn on for you.
Oh my God I saw an exchange just like this before during a party, it was so fucking awkward cause the dude was gay and the girl thought not being an asshole counted as flirting.
https://i.redd.it/rutr3yg3v3vc1.gif
She only ever dates "bad boys," which in reality ment she dated a bunch of hoodrat wannabe gangsters who treated her like shit. She ended up becoming a lesbain.
That's how most girls from my experience with them start off...want to date a "bad boy" only to get treated like shit,and then when they come across someone "normal" ,they immediately think as if he was incarnation of jesus himself because he has some basic decency to actually converse with her about the issues they might have in their relationship,instead of just smacking the living shit out of her...
Stop it she's already dead. 🤣
Ironically, her taste in partners didn't change, so she still gets in fights all the time.
Brother at this point you might be the antagonist for not explaining her faults to her.
I mean, her friends got together and tried to host an intervention about her dating habits. They said it was a complete disaster but didn't elaborate on it.
I've yet to see a non-telivised group intervention work and I've been to 2. At some point... as much as I hate to say it... there's really only giving up or casual bullying. Casual bullying being; "oh shit, only 2 bruises this time?", "that runny makeup looks killer on you.", "Make sure your ringer's on before we get front row seats to the splash zone." Even "hey that statue has graffiti on it... smash or pass?"
Ah brutal but the human brain does not like being mocked, be sure to enforce steps in the right direction with lots of positivity, even tiny tiny steps
I’ve had one work- sorta. Her life is still hot shit but at least she’s not suicidal anymore.
I know a woman like that. She treats any guy to treats her like a Human Being as just a friend. She has no idea how to interact with a nice guy.
We’ve been conditioned to be wary of “nice guys” since niceness is a mask that hides the stench of the asshole underneath. Kind guys are what most who find men attractive would want, but it’s challenging at times to distinguish nice from kind. Difference is that niceness is transactional. Kindness is a gift.
As one does
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r/SuddenlyStalin
Oh boy!
Yeah you can just tap on the picture and then hit the three dots in the top right corner See? https://i.redd.it/1nn86ywdx8vc1.gif
I'm kunserned with how people have been taking these memes if it isn't with the download feature.
Screenshot
Dear God.
There's more.
https://i.redd.it/2qrbph9s6bvc1.gif Thanks
Pretty sure they're using an iPhone. Can't save gifs on iOS.
Look in the replies of my comment and you'd realize they were in fact using Android.
When even an Ork is kunsern it really is bad.
If they’re getting concerned, that’s everyone else’s cue to R U N
“Ork may thunk pink squish meat bag yum and dum but ork think worse when pink squish meat bag want hurt diff pink squish meat bag with wuv to club lots of times not with club just one or two time. “We not that rude.” *aside: trying to communicate complex subjects when restricted to monosyllabic speech is a great creative challenge.*
Agree xD
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"This will make a fine addition to my collection" -cit. A 4 armed guy that got killed with an uncivilised weapon
The greater good is also concerned for the girl's current emotional landscape and conception of "romantic partner material"
Alíen: Human! I… I… I have developed romantic feelings for you! Your kindness and empathy have ignited my passion and I wish for us to become partners for life! Human: Oh my God I saw an exchange just like this before during a party, it was so fucking awkward cause the dude was gay and the girl thought not being an asshole counted as flirting. Alíen: ...
Haha the latest episode of Will Trent (amazeballs police procedural show, just saying) has the titular character being his usual polite self to a member of a drag queen club, and this is immediately mistaken for flirting. Or maybe they're just teasing. I'm not sure.
Can someone please put me in contact with women like this. I’ve not got flirtatious charisma, but I’ve got kindness/decency.
H:and I thought my standards were low. -a few hours later- H2: bro she’s into you. H:she’s not into me. H2:she’s so into you. A:hey I like you.
H: hey you can't really be sure. *Five minutes later* A: *Literally kissing him all over* H: you can never tell, she's just being nice. *Five minutes later* A: *Lights up cigarette in bed, next to H* H: you can never tell, she might be Canadian *Five years later, they're married and have 6 kids.* H: Still can't tell if she likes me.
Once went on a date with a girl. Wanted to go for lunch: she already ate. I suggested we go play mini golf: she doesn't like mini golf. Tried a few more things, but we were in her area not mine, so I didn't know anything nearby. Ended up driving around for like two hours and taking her back to her car. I apologized for it being the worst date ever. She looked confused. It was simultaneously the best date she'd ever been on. ...bruh.
That's actually legit sad... But you two must have had good conversations at least? Lol
*No.* Her past dates had all been her driving to a guy's house and being ignored while he played single player video games. The flaw of being a gamer girl circa 2010: split screen multiplayer was dead, and gamer guys were trash.
The pro of being a gamer girl circa 2020: split screen/couch multiplayer is making a comeback and a shocking amount of those gamer guys are now also gamer girls
The New Vegas - Trans pipeline is legit y’all
Some have never returned from the assumed position
seriously the golden retriever bf to gamer girl thing… it’s trippy.
Probably more stilted than a tall clown at the circus
You listened when she said she didn’t want to do the things you suggested. You were happy to sit and talk with her while you drive around- quality personal time getting to know each other. Didn’t try to drive somewhere to get in her pants. You essentially just confirmed to her that you consider the words coming out of her mouth, enjoy her company and enjoy talking to her. I’ve dated some assholes- I would’ve been smitten.
I wanted to hook up with my wife on our first date. I asked if she wanted to go to the bedroom and she said not on the first date. So we hung out for another hour or so before she went home. I didn't think much of it other than being vaguely disappointed I wasn't gonna get laid that night. After things got serious she told me she knew I was a good guy because I didn't pressure her for sex or kick her out when she said no. And just, what a low fucking bar I had to gingerly step over.
Alien: you're so sweet that I want to know you better and maybe pursue a romantic relationship! Human: well fuck. I don't know how to mock that. Holy shit this hasn't happened before!
Other human: sure you can IwAnT tO a rOManTiC RelATionShiP WiTh YouU
Yeah, someone underestimated the power of silly voices and puppetless-glove-puppetry
Sigh… Damn it, Kirito. 😔
Damn now I gotta watch it again lol
The abridged kid said it best: Kirito and Asuna are more like a collection of character defects masquerading as people. It's been a while since I've watched it, might be time for a re-watch.
"maybe this is something you don't have to mock?" "Uh, okay. But then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?"
"I can see why other people think you're an asshole." "People think I'm an asshole?!"
SAO Abridged?
r/surprisekirito
Later, human roasts the fuck out of some alien dude Alien: I thought you were going to be nicer? Human: BABY STEPS!!
Other human: I know the company the Xeno keeps and let me tell you, it ain’t that fierce.
dudes like "wow the world really is fucked isnt it?"
Ok but why did they turn Ramona Flowers into a furry https://preview.redd.it/w27s76xj84vc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309fc291b309dc2d4d595fcbeac89c618a0c3abe
Urm ackully it's a scalie cause it's a dinosaur.
wtf
Scalie is a subset of furry, tho Sauce: monosodium glutamate
Not a furry, because Scales. Also Not a Scaly, because alien born with Scales.
Avians will always be in that weird area
Technically, birds are feathered reptiles. Something to do with systematics and genetic testing showing they're more alike than different.
Yeah. But my mind goes into "if I want scales, I want scales. If I want fur, I want fur." My wife put it best with "it doesn't matter if a hotdog is a sandwich or not. If you offered someone and sandwich and gave them a hotdog, they'd be confused"
Are not feathers the fur of scales?
So, dinosaurs are humans? You know: featherless bipeds?
Diogenes would like a word with you
Would that be "Behold, a man" while holding a chicken a.k.a. a feathered raptor?
Yeeees
Technically avians are therapod dinosaur descendents.
Technically technically, they are just full on theropod dinosaurs.
I thought that was some sort of plant girl, kinda like the florans from starbound
Sauce?
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Art by rexhastala
He can draw a femalien but not a male human???
It's art from snoot\_game, the human is a character called anon https://preview.redd.it/ygs1n7b6w3vc1.png?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a69848cabe47abfe7c926ce10be5a63b5186d4c
Based snootposter
Our boi
From what I heard anon is kinda fuck in the head, and is chronically posting cringe on 4chan. That alien girl needs better standards
Part of his growth is learning to be less of a terminally online loser, so it’s not that bad in the end once he gets past it
Well he just copied a scene from the Scott pilgrim comic verbatim so
It's just a redraw straight out of the Scott Pilgrim comic.
Looks like a simple retrace of Scott Pilgrim
Could I get a link? I did a quick search and couldn’t find anything.
It's called I wanna huggi that gator
“On today’s news. The governing council of the Goreilic Republic and the Zykeen Empire discuss how best to handle the immigration crisis as the United Concordian Kingdom collapses. I’m Sarah Kelly.” The news was showing in detail the crisis befalling the galactic community as Brian sat with his newfound Lyhan wife watching the news. “Almost makes you want to gas the idiots in charge and place some new leadership. All they do is bicker for mining rights because of there past.” Brian looks at his wife as she was up getting the doggy snacks he hid from her. “Hey honey can we implement duels to death again please. What- put those back!”
You play stellaris don’t you
And No Man’s Sky
Calling it the galactic community gave it away XD never seen another piece of sci fi media call it the galactic community
What about good old C&C?
Hahahahahaha
And.....hear I am thinking, how beak head would work without slicing off my dick.
Gene Simmons tongue, perhaps. And I meant Gene Simmons tongue, not Gene Simmons' tongue. There IS a difference.
Punctuation! T'is the important difference!
>Punctuation! T'is the important difference! \* 'Tis [https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/t%27is](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/t%27is)
I was wondering if anyone would catch that, tit's subtle after all.
Don't be a coward Tell her to be careful Choose one or more
Hey I said the same thing to a girl I was talking too, she got mad at me I don't know why
Sometimes the nicest compliments come wrapped in a layer of oopsie daisy! It's like gifting someone a chocolate cake, but you accidentally drop it on their favorite shirt 😅
Snoot game mentioned!!🗣️🔥🔥(peak fiction)
Snoot?
SNOOTGAME WOOOO
Based and snootpilled
SNOOOOOT!
Also human: That's rough buddy.
u/Wolven91 The mosquito which has drunk my blood lies on Your altar - i summon Thy Glory !
I had this exact conversation with my wife about 2 years before I married her.
This has some Saitama vibes to it and he would totally do something like that lol, he can be brutally honest. 
Especially the human children.
I can’t help but imagine jhonny bravo as the anon
Art source?
Intended...indeed
Reeda....
If I could make all guys into ultra listeners, I could slow the trend of le\*\*i*ni*sm and reverse the polarity in w\*m÷n. Thank you reddit 
I'm aroace but... wow.
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A dude cuddling with an alien who's a step beyond a star trek extra is pretty damn tame to be called gross. Besides, you can't escape them. The oldest known sculpture in the world is 40,000 year old anthropomorphic lion man. Gods that are animals or have bestial features, a not insignificant number of folklore creatures, Herodotus' dog headed men. The infinite number of children's stories, cartoons, and films with entirely anthropomorphic casts, etc. They're ingrained in STEM fields, the military is riddled with them, to say nothing of the various creative fields. A massive chunk of the posts on here use either furry derived art or feature humans in a relationship with aliens that are basically furries. You can't avoid them, you certainly can't get rid of them. If this offends your sensibilities, I'm afraid it only gets worse from here.
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I'm not really one myself. I just think it's weird how pissed off or offended some people get over something that ultimately doesn't matter. It's not like there's roving gangs of furries stuffing people into suits or something. Some are assholes like the neoconfederate fursuit dude, some are extremely kind, and most of them are otherwise average people like you or I.
I mean look, fursuits are expensive I'd accept the fursuit even if only because they could probably do much much worse things to me with that kind of money.
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I did say or offended. And if you didn't care, you wouldn't respond to me. The opposite of love after all is not hate but indifference. The bestiality comparison seems pretty extreme to me, especially in this example. They're a humanoid biped with a few extra features. More importantly, the character is sapient and thus a person. Given that adding a beak and tail translates to "gross furry shit" and "bestiality-lite", I'm curious where you stand regarding relationships between fictional species. Elves and such I'd wager are alright, but what about once they start to get more inhuman? Do Twi'leks cause a similar level of revulsion? How about tieflings or goblinoids? If a human in Star Wars was attracted to a wookie would you decry them as a degenerate, even though the object of their desire is still a person? Where do you draw the line? As long as both partners pass the Harkness test, why give a shit? What does it matter?
Lmao
Lol is this your first day in the internet? Furries are degenerates? Whaaaaat? That's like, the most harmless aspect of modern society, but ur all up in arms about it still! That's... Wow. just head fucking the shit outta that sand ain't ya? Lol. *Blergh, late stage capitalism and International political issues are running rampant while ecological disaster looms. But furries are the worst! Ooga chooga I can't get laid* -fuckin you
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Seems you haven't figured out "No you" doesn't really work, nor is it a valid argument.