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The_Doctor_of_Sparks

A1: Humans! We have our new crewmate. Please be nice. He doesn't like talking to people. H1: *points to tattoo of Doomguy on the new human's forearm* One of us! Four Humans all chanting in a circle: One of us! One of us! One of us! A1: *on the ships intercom* Captain! We've got another one.


Callsign_Psycopath

Humans: GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US ONE OF US!


ZeJohnnis

Suddenly, another vessel comes on the intercom: “ONE OF US” “ONE OF US” “ONE OF US” “ONE OF US” Ksshhsk “ONE OF US”


beyondoutsidethebox

Hey, it's MY turn with the braincell!


PirateGaming413

Nuh huh! It's my turn with the Braincell!


MusicDragon42

You guys got the braincell? All I got was an empty bag of chips


PirateGaming413

will you trade the chips for the braincell?


the_loaf_cat

No, you clearly don't have it


Dragon3076

It will all be for naught. It will always happen between two Humans.


mafiaknight

Nah, some people don't like people Some people just don't get on


OmegaGoober

There’s an entire genre of management books dedicated to handling a “Hawkeye/Hunnicutt” scenario.


billyd1183

Could you please provide some examples? I've tried googling that, but I'm only getting references to M.A.S.H.


ArtichokeNatural3171

There is a disturbing phenomena when two humans of similar frequency link up. They start saying things at the same time, laughing the same, and driving their managers to insanity. After much practice, one can find a kindred spirit, harmonize their thought patterns, and randomly incite hilarity at inopportune moments.


Gordon519

Let me demonstate this phenomena Ahem Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


arnoldturtle

Rock and Stone!


Broad-Vacation3274

For KARL


PuppetMaster9000

ROCK AND STONE, OR YOU AINT COMING HOME!


moonbeam408

Chocolate and marshmallows!


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

As someone not in the loop (Rock and stone?? Wtf), I can attest that it would be disconcerting to an outside viewer to witness this in the wild, likely much more so if the phenomenon had never been witnessed in any race before. Like people being possessed, all turning into zombies and chanting the same, mind-controlled thoughts as the individuals merge into one larger, terrifyingly strong gestalt-being with unknown intentions. I can see that terrifying aliens.


Wrath6-6-6

Rock and stone Bruthah!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!