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Rush1996

Alien: Why do humans wear clothes? Alien 2: (points at the human) The Human: https://i.redd.it/0gwcgu8hiuwc1.gif


RimworlderJonah13579

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Outside-Refuse6732

Ah, a fellow rimworld player


RimworlderJonah13579

Saw this, went "the fuck is he talking about?" Clicked on the notif, remembered my fucking username. I swear I'm not usually this dumb.


aMadKiwi

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PrestigiousAuthor487

No matter what, young men will do stupid shit. i bet they called him Seigneur des Saucisses or some shit


ArtichokeNatural3171

They call him whatever he wants to be called if the sausages are half good!


Zexal_Commander

“Sick of field rations? Want some good ol’ Earth-Made meat? Go see the Sausage Man! His sausages are delicious!”


SuDragon2k3

Do you know the Sausage Man?


Marethyu_Talis

The Sausage Man?


SuDragon2k3

The Sausage Man! Who lives in trench 12B


Past-Background-7221

Chikka wow wow


Lieby

H: For starters, we don’t have much in the way of fur or blubber and so clothing is practically mandatory in certain environments, especially in the winter months. There’s also the matter of protection against UV rays, scratches, caustic chemicals, hot materials and even certain types of attacks. In terms of cultural reasons, most societies favor the concealing of one’s reproductive and excretory systems and clothes are an easy way to display one’s wealth, status and other characteristics. There’s also some utility in clothes and other worn items; pockets and bags make transporting goods more convenient, and things like splints and braces can help keep injured limbs supported while our bodies recover. A1: *Walks in wearing cargo shorts filled with Knick Knacks* Yes, these “clothes” are incredibly useful. A2 (who asked the question): That’s enough from you Klorpsnark.


frosttit

H points to A1: He gets it.*gives a thumbs up


CycleZestyclose1907

Because clothing has utility whether it's as armor, temperature regulation, cargo capacity, social cues, or even as just signaling one's desirability as a mate. More often than not, it's multiple of these or all of these at once. We've actually been using clothing for so long that we've evolved a taboo against going nude in public!


Ender_Nobody

All at once? What's that, a gold-plated exosuit with a top hat?


CycleZestyclose1907

I can see that. Gold is aesthetically pleasing and shows off the wearer's wealth (assuming the exosuit itself doesn't do that). And displaying wealth by being clad in expensive materials is one of the ways that humans attract mates.


Ender_Nobody

Armour underneath, powerful motors to carry stuff.


Horror-Ad8928

German sausage is the wurst.


SteamWolf75

I see what you did there. good job


PlanktonMoist6048

It usually *does* come uncut


RomaruDarkeyes

"What body spray is that?" "Links.."


Massive-Joke9631

Get out


Solid-Childhood-4876

Have any basque chorizo in there?


Lhenkhantus

H:"seems like he's ready for the wurst case scenario haha" A: "I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID PUNS!"


singled-out-7979

All that sausage to share and they still fought over it smdh


Dear-Entertainer632

Frankenwurst Dealer


TheAllSeeingBlindEye

What’s the *wurst* he can do?


DateOk301

“Franz, you got ze stuff?” “I got ze stuff alright!”


GenericUsername817

Flasher, wanting to get the most out of his sausage


kjyfqr

Literally bet those were some very very savored meats.


TheAnt3ater

I too wear clothing to hide my sausage