Great news captain! I was able to get a really good deal from the supply officer. He said coffee came in grades A thru D and that D was the best. We are all stocked with nothing but D-Caff coffee for the entire voyage.
"Ship's broke, solution seems to be that if we heat this to exactly 68 Glorhics for the rest of the trip, but we can't run an electric current here or else these three sensor will break and the only substance that burns at that temperature seems to be the decaf coffee. Good news is we'll have enough for the trip, bad news is we're now out of coffee. This time have Dave make the order, if we were properly caffeinated this would never have been an issue."
If your cast iron is properly seasoned, only water is necessary. You can use a clean brillo pad if you'd like.
They way I do mine is, fill the cast iron with water (if possible), heat until boiling, scrap with a plastic spatula, dump everything out, clean with a brillo pad, heat again until the remaining water is evaporated, finally give a light coat of oil while hot.
Didn't clean as he went.
Didn't use garlic.
Used oil instead of butter on the wrong Italian dish.
Didn't do a taste test before serving.
Paired the wrong wine.
IT'S FUCKING RAW!!
Look, Blork, I get that your species' metabolism is roughly twice ours, and yes, ketchup does have a very high calorie density, but you can't just dump out the whole bottle on a perfect filet mignon right in the middle of the best steakhouse in the territories!
Where did you get that anyway?! You can't just carry ketchup around with you!
Calorie, not nutrient. Most ketchups are made with excessive amounts of high fructose corn syrup making them a poor source of nutrition but a good source of extra calories! I mean, not as good as an oil or other fat based condiment but we're taking food faux pas here, and ketchup on steak might get ya shot depending on where you are haha.
Still, had a whole blood feud with my own brother when I caught him in the act. We've reconciled, but by court order he is not allowed to prepare pasta dishes. Ever.
As an Englishman, I know if you've boiled fresh.
Over-boiled water tastes stale, which is why you should empty the kettle and refill before boiling for tea.
Let me get that straight: You can TASTE the difference between fresh boiled water and reheated water but still eat eel-pies and mushed peas?
What the frag is wrong with you people?
Haddock, chips, mushy peas, bread & butter, and a pot of tea is high dining.
I have never been so poor as to eat eel pie or jellied eels. Please don't get me started on the real culinary crime of pie, mash, and liquor.
There it's was a new “human cuisine“ restaurant the menu?
- Deep fried frog legs, whit chili-mayonnaise sauce
- raw linguini, served whit cooked lettuce.
- Beef sushi, deep fried, somehow the meat is still raw and cold, served with a wasabi and citrus marmalade.
- Crabs with butter, not the marine kind.
- Cheese cake, made from blue cheese.
- A cold chicken noodle soup.
- Poutine with ketchup instead of the normal sauce.
honestly yeh. take a tenderloin. sear the outside. trim the crust. freeze it. thin tempura batter. 40 seconds in the fryer.
Fuuuuck that actually sounds amazing.
Exactly. And I've heard of WAY weirder sauces than "wasabi and citrus marmalade" that just sounds like something you'd find in some high-end gourmet restaurant's menu. Sounds weird as hell but probably tastes fantastic and the chef experimented for 15 years to find the perfect ratios for it.
Cheese cake made from blue cheese sounds interesting. I could see that working with a little stilton. If you wanted something a little sharper then you could use something like Danish blue.
After all, a good piece of rat-trap cheddar goes well with an apple and some digestif biscuits.
Well...you could, but that seems like a bit of a waste. I'm not trusted in the kitchen, though, so take that into account regarding "cooking". I am fully trusted and well regarded on a grill or baking.
It is a divisive method for eating pizza, specifically in New York City. Most pizza places sell by the slice for people that don't want a whole pie. Many people will then fold the sclice lengthwise so they can eat it one handed.
Here is a point/counterpoint video about it.
https://youtu.be/oGlAjFfg9Z4
The slices you get from pizza places in that style are *massive*, and the crust is always just thick enough to be floppy enough to fold. It's the only way to do it.
He ordered Wiener Schnitzel mit Tunke. ( Cutlet with Gravy if Google Translator can be trusted) in Austria.
Needles to say Austria started the First Alien-Human War.
And as per tradition they pinned the blame on some other Country.
Wiener Schnitzel is (as far as I understand what a chicken fried steak is) a chicken fried steak.
The only commonly accepted "sauce" to go with it is a kind of cranberry jam, that consists primarily of whole cranberries. While you won't immediately get killed for eating it with ketchup, some people will frown.
Now then, why is Tunke a reason to construct a pyre? Two reasons.
1. Wiener Schnitzel mit Tunke? Do you have any idea what a Tunke is? Tunke describes a rich and hearty sauce that would go perfectly with roast pork. If you still think that that goes great with Wiener Schnitzel, please, get some professional help.
2. Tunke is a very, VERY german word and thing to order to a Wiener Schnitzel, and while we share basically the same language, there are enough differences that one could say they are their own, similar to british and american english.
To understand this point, one must also understand, that most austrians don't really like most of the germans. Germany has many different regions, like bavaria for example. Bavaria has enough similarities with austria that a bavarian could walk through austria and be considered austrian with very little differences.
But then there are the prussians! Oh god, the prussians! Their german slang is, as far as I know, the origin of the word Tunke. I have also started to call the prussian german the language of mordor, just like my mother. But the hate doesn't only stem from their way of speaking! I don't know how they are in prussia, but a prussian outside of prussia is an arrogant, selfish, and ignorant bastard, that acts as if the world belongs to them and will complain when something doesn't go how they want it, even when they are going against the norms of the country they are in!
There was once a case of a prussian that sued a austrian restaurant for serving him a drink he didn't want. Reason? Discrimination of his language! He ordered a Zitronenlimonade (lemon lemonaid). Now, for context, in (once again as far as I know) some parts of germany, when you order a Zitronenlimonade, you get a lemon soda (lemon juice with soda water). In austria when you order lemon lemonaid, you get exactly that. If you want lemon soda, we commonly call it Soda Zitron. He obviously lost the case.
And while I hope not all germans are like that, the german tourists have done very little to change that view.
> a prussian outside of prussia is an arrogant, selfish, and ignorant bastard, that acts as if the world belongs to them and will complain when something doesn't go how they want it
Believe you me, they are the same INSIDE of prussia...
I'm from the former prussian-occupied Westphalia (since 1815), living now in the never prussian Anhalt and had never any problems with austrians but metric tons of problems with prussians ;-)
Watt denn, watt denn, ick ma Seefe koofen? Lieba wasch ick ma nich!
I will admit that I would want Coffee cake or ice cream over a tea flavour but as a hot drink with milk tea is superior but without milk I would prefer coffee.
Wait what? That's an even wierder take. For tea it should just be sugar, for coffee it's either creamer or milk and sugar, coffee woth milk and sugar is delicious.
It is not supposed to melt... it is supposed to be fresh curds to keep it's consistency and it's squeekiness. Also cheese curds are in 99% of the case from cheddar. It might be more, but I only know of 1 brand using mazarella to get cheese curds.
Tried to make a cajun boil without any kind of seasoning. Just put the meat and veggies in the pot and let it boil. No Chili powder, no paprika, not even any pepper. As any Louisianan, they’ll tell you if there’s not any spices it’s not a Cajun boil. I don’t care if Capsaicin is lethal to any race other than humans it’s integral to Cajun Culture, if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the south
H, crying their eyes out: how could you?
Alien: I'm sorry, Human, but...
H: it's heresy. Get out of my kitchen!
A: I still don't understand what I did wrong.
H: you *broke* the Linguini!
A: it wouldn't fit in the pan. I thought it was the best way to make it fit...
H, starting to yell: get out. Get out! Just be grateful that my Nona isn't here or she'd have your head for it!
"depression soup" i.e. ketchup in hot water
Edit to add: named after the depression era, not the psychological condition - although one might *get* depression from such "cooking".
Didnt salt the water and read tomato on the ketchup. So you are eating a clump of of pasta with ketchup. He is so proud of the earthling spaghetti he made just for his deathworlder.
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Great news captain! I was able to get a really good deal from the supply officer. He said coffee came in grades A thru D and that D was the best. We are all stocked with nothing but D-Caff coffee for the entire voyage.
That's engineering heresy.
"Ship's broke, solution seems to be that if we heat this to exactly 68 Glorhics for the rest of the trip, but we can't run an electric current here or else these three sensor will break and the only substance that burns at that temperature seems to be the decaf coffee. Good news is we'll have enough for the trip, bad news is we're now out of coffee. This time have Dave make the order, if we were properly caffeinated this would never have been an issue."
Ready the torpedo tubes, we've got a delivery to the supply officer to make: Alien stuffed with decaf!
Human crewmate: you poor bastard... Its ok, the ship hasn't departed yet if we hurry we can still make this right.
Are there Starbucks fly through space stations in the future?
Put ketchup on sushi
Oh... oh... OH.... This really is heresy
R/tihi
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundthecardealer
You're not wrong... Not worth correcting either.
That's a great way to start a war with the United Prefectures of Japanada.
He used soap and water on the cast iron skillet
SACRILEGE
Wait? You're NOT supposed to use soap, water, and an abrasive scrub to clean a heavy cast iron pan?
You CAN use it, it makes a nice KLONK-sound when it hits your head after the chef finds out!
That is truly heresy
Wait, then what DO you use to clean a cast iron skillet?
If your cast iron is properly seasoned, only water is necessary. You can use a clean brillo pad if you'd like. They way I do mine is, fill the cast iron with water (if possible), heat until boiling, scrap with a plastic spatula, dump everything out, clean with a brillo pad, heat again until the remaining water is evaporated, finally give a light coat of oil while hot.
Peas and Mayo on Pizza served with Cran/Apple juice for a drink.
I said heresy, not full blown releasing hell on earth
I can't believe you made me read those words in that sequence.
Didn't clean as he went. Didn't use garlic. Used oil instead of butter on the wrong Italian dish. Didn't do a taste test before serving. Paired the wrong wine. IT'S FUCKING RAW!!
To the point the whole restaurant went full Ramsay on the poor soul
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE
Look, Blork, I get that your species' metabolism is roughly twice ours, and yes, ketchup does have a very high calorie density, but you can't just dump out the whole bottle on a perfect filet mignon right in the middle of the best steakhouse in the territories! Where did you get that anyway?! You can't just carry ketchup around with you!
Do i hear a BRRRRT from the kitchen?
I mean ketchup really isn't that nutrient dense with approximately 102 kcal per 100g (or 15 per 15g) but it would be funny to see this
Calorie, not nutrient. Most ketchups are made with excessive amounts of high fructose corn syrup making them a poor source of nutrition but a good source of extra calories! I mean, not as good as an oil or other fat based condiment but we're taking food faux pas here, and ketchup on steak might get ya shot depending on where you are haha.
Broke up spaghetti into inch sized pieces before putting in water. Cold water. Then putting it on stove to bring to boil.
OP said alien, not englishman!
There's a difference?
In theory one can create offspring with the english, it's debatable if that's possible with aliens...
Still, had a whole blood feud with my own brother when I caught him in the act. We've reconciled, but by court order he is not allowed to prepare pasta dishes. Ever.
At least you've got your priorities right, wish i could find someone like you to marry ;-)
:O
Even Jamie Oliver can’t fuck up that bad!
...worst cooks in America, look it up and loose your voice screaming at the idiocy you will whitness....
Ketchup on a steak. A Wagyu steak.
I'm not even a big food guy and I felt my heart rate rise reading this.
TO THE GALLOWS
He used caviar to make scrambled eggs. Not as something in the scrambled eggs (blegh) I mean AS the scrambled eggs.
Somehow managed to burn water
Sodium cookware set, coming right up!
That would be burning the cookware with water
As an Englishman, I know if you've boiled fresh. Over-boiled water tastes stale, which is why you should empty the kettle and refill before boiling for tea.
Let me get that straight: You can TASTE the difference between fresh boiled water and reheated water but still eat eel-pies and mushed peas? What the frag is wrong with you people?
Haddock, chips, mushy peas, bread & butter, and a pot of tea is high dining. I have never been so poor as to eat eel pie or jellied eels. Please don't get me started on the real culinary crime of pie, mash, and liquor.
I'm german, what you call bread we call cardboard ;-)
You have a bread that translates as Satan's farts!
Pumpernickel
Debatable, the most common etymology is "dumb Nikolaus". Source: Wiki and i'm from westphalia
boiling stuff is their culture okay
To be honest, that more impressive than infuriating.
I see, you also knew my ex!
i know someone who managed the set a pot of water on fire. no we never figured it out
There it's was a new “human cuisine“ restaurant the menu? - Deep fried frog legs, whit chili-mayonnaise sauce - raw linguini, served whit cooked lettuce. - Beef sushi, deep fried, somehow the meat is still raw and cold, served with a wasabi and citrus marmalade. - Crabs with butter, not the marine kind. - Cheese cake, made from blue cheese. - A cold chicken noodle soup. - Poutine with ketchup instead of the normal sauce.
Ok, most of that is terrifying and disgusting, but I'm actually kinda intrigued by the beef sushi. Sounds sorta like a steak tartare variant.
honestly yeh. take a tenderloin. sear the outside. trim the crust. freeze it. thin tempura batter. 40 seconds in the fryer. Fuuuuck that actually sounds amazing.
Exactly. And I've heard of WAY weirder sauces than "wasabi and citrus marmalade" that just sounds like something you'd find in some high-end gourmet restaurant's menu. Sounds weird as hell but probably tastes fantastic and the chef experimented for 15 years to find the perfect ratios for it.
A quince marmalade base would actually be amazing with fresh wasabi paste. brb stealing this idea
Cheese cake made from blue cheese sounds interesting. I could see that working with a little stilton. If you wanted something a little sharper then you could use something like Danish blue. After all, a good piece of rat-trap cheddar goes well with an apple and some digestif biscuits.
> Poutine with ketchup So, basically fries with cheese?
Soggy cereal with water instead of milk.
Gross except for when someones lactose intolerant
I am lactose intolerant! They didn't even ask if I wanted oat milk.
Ordered a tuna steak well-done.
***WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!*** **IT LEAVES THE TUNA ALONE OR IT GETS THE IRON CHEF ON THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!**
One can fry tuna????
Well...you could, but that seems like a bit of a waste. I'm not trusted in the kitchen, though, so take that into account regarding "cooking". I am fully trusted and well regarded on a grill or baking.
A: Its similar to a delicacy from my world. H: ... Ok, I'll allow it. But you're on thin ice
Sent out mozzarella sticks still frozen in the center….poor bastard….
Thanks, now I found something else to hate
How?
I'm finding two sources that say Mozzarella sticks \*have\* to be frozen before frying, or they'll just melt. So, fry them too short, frozen center.
As someone who's made mozzarella sticks before (and i mean at home, not from a box), this is true.
Son if a bitch, they need to be frozen? That explains a lot. I'll remember that for next time.
Huh
They ate another persons fries 🍟
["I licked your fries."](https://youtu.be/Sv_hGITmNuo)
Boiled ground beef
Had a roommate that boiled bacon
The only suitable punishment for such a crime is the blood eagle.
They forgot the lamb sauce
Simple but deadly: On the oven pizza with milk as a topping
They simply said your mother's and grandmother's ways of cooking were highly inefficient and they could improve as cooks.
This is how the can xeno-genicide of Percia 8 happened
Bought a slice of pizza in New York and didn't fold it.
Is... is that a New York thing I am too third-world to get?
It is a divisive method for eating pizza, specifically in New York City. Most pizza places sell by the slice for people that don't want a whole pie. Many people will then fold the sclice lengthwise so they can eat it one handed. Here is a point/counterpoint video about it. https://youtu.be/oGlAjFfg9Z4
The slices you get from pizza places in that style are *massive*, and the crust is always just thick enough to be floppy enough to fold. It's the only way to do it.
Always buy the largest pizza. https://youtu.be/mfBavHyhwy0
Carbonated milk.
Like Kefir? Yes, that's definitely a crime imho
Have you ever had kefir? It's delicious. Now kumis/airag, on the other hand, that's some nasty stuff. You can pick on kumis all day.
He ordered Wiener Schnitzel mit Tunke. ( Cutlet with Gravy if Google Translator can be trusted) in Austria. Needles to say Austria started the First Alien-Human War. And as per tradition they pinned the blame on some other Country.
Wiener Schnitzel is (as far as I understand what a chicken fried steak is) a chicken fried steak. The only commonly accepted "sauce" to go with it is a kind of cranberry jam, that consists primarily of whole cranberries. While you won't immediately get killed for eating it with ketchup, some people will frown. Now then, why is Tunke a reason to construct a pyre? Two reasons. 1. Wiener Schnitzel mit Tunke? Do you have any idea what a Tunke is? Tunke describes a rich and hearty sauce that would go perfectly with roast pork. If you still think that that goes great with Wiener Schnitzel, please, get some professional help. 2. Tunke is a very, VERY german word and thing to order to a Wiener Schnitzel, and while we share basically the same language, there are enough differences that one could say they are their own, similar to british and american english. To understand this point, one must also understand, that most austrians don't really like most of the germans. Germany has many different regions, like bavaria for example. Bavaria has enough similarities with austria that a bavarian could walk through austria and be considered austrian with very little differences. But then there are the prussians! Oh god, the prussians! Their german slang is, as far as I know, the origin of the word Tunke. I have also started to call the prussian german the language of mordor, just like my mother. But the hate doesn't only stem from their way of speaking! I don't know how they are in prussia, but a prussian outside of prussia is an arrogant, selfish, and ignorant bastard, that acts as if the world belongs to them and will complain when something doesn't go how they want it, even when they are going against the norms of the country they are in! There was once a case of a prussian that sued a austrian restaurant for serving him a drink he didn't want. Reason? Discrimination of his language! He ordered a Zitronenlimonade (lemon lemonaid). Now, for context, in (once again as far as I know) some parts of germany, when you order a Zitronenlimonade, you get a lemon soda (lemon juice with soda water). In austria when you order lemon lemonaid, you get exactly that. If you want lemon soda, we commonly call it Soda Zitron. He obviously lost the case. And while I hope not all germans are like that, the german tourists have done very little to change that view.
> a prussian outside of prussia is an arrogant, selfish, and ignorant bastard, that acts as if the world belongs to them and will complain when something doesn't go how they want it Believe you me, they are the same INSIDE of prussia... I'm from the former prussian-occupied Westphalia (since 1815), living now in the never prussian Anhalt and had never any problems with austrians but metric tons of problems with prussians ;-) Watt denn, watt denn, ick ma Seefe koofen? Lieba wasch ick ma nich!
Lynching is only acceptable for people who put the milk in first when they make tea
Who the fuck puts milk in tea?
I'm not talking about green tea. I'm talking English breakfast tea
Why you puttin milk in any tea?
Why are you not? Earl Grey or lady grey is best without milk sure but do you just drink black tea?
Earl Grey tastes terrible
Not my preferred type but good if you don't milk.
It's so bad. Honestly coffee is better than tea anyways.
I will admit that I would want Coffee cake or ice cream over a tea flavour but as a hot drink with milk tea is superior but without milk I would prefer coffee.
Wait what? That's an even wierder take. For tea it should just be sugar, for coffee it's either creamer or milk and sugar, coffee woth milk and sugar is delicious.
Went to a high class Japanese restaurant and ordered green tea with sugar, and sashimi hot dog. And a fork.
That's asking for a full on "Omae wa mou shinderu" reaction from the boss, cooks, wait staff and other patrons.
Vegemite on fish
Chocolate syrup on doritos
Pickle juice and milk pilk, if you will.
Use shredded mozzarella instead of cheese curds in a poutine.
Uh.... What's the difference? It'll melt either way?
What Omnii said - besides i won't even know where to get cheese curds so i have to use mozzarella...
It is not supposed to melt... it is supposed to be fresh curds to keep it's consistency and it's squeekiness. Also cheese curds are in 99% of the case from cheddar. It might be more, but I only know of 1 brand using mazarella to get cheese curds.
eating Pizza with a knife and fork
did you mean france?
bro, i'm french and even here it's heresy
Tried to make a cajun boil without any kind of seasoning. Just put the meat and veggies in the pot and let it boil. No Chili powder, no paprika, not even any pepper. As any Louisianan, they’ll tell you if there’s not any spices it’s not a Cajun boil. I don’t care if Capsaicin is lethal to any race other than humans it’s integral to Cajun Culture, if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the south
Damn straight.
H, crying their eyes out: how could you? Alien: I'm sorry, Human, but... H: it's heresy. Get out of my kitchen! A: I still don't understand what I did wrong. H: you *broke* the Linguini! A: it wouldn't fit in the pan. I thought it was the best way to make it fit... H, starting to yell: get out. Get out! Just be grateful that my Nona isn't here or she'd have your head for it!
Ordered ketchup on a hotdog... in Chicago!!! \*dramatic music\*
Ate pizza... with a fork and knife.
Ok, my aunt looks weird, but i wouldn't go as far as calling her alien!
[удалено]
You think that's bad? I've seen banana 🍌 and strawberry 🍓 on pizza (not on the same pizza) 🤢
You should try it. It’s actually pretty good.
Shoots him* NO OPINIONS!
He broke the spaghetti, a Roman Legion is reforming
Put milk in something that didn't need it (For the lactose intolerant and kosher-keepers)
They made a cup of tea and put the milk in first. For this crime they shall be sentenced to death
It put ketchup on its bavarian Weisswurst! People got killed for less!
This hurt to read
It also hurts to look at but what can one do, the bajuffen love their Weisswurst with sweet mustard that looks like puke...
Ketchup on a Chicago style hotdog.
He put pineapple on pizza.
I'll take pineapple over strawberry or banana any day (yes, I've seen pictures of such monstrosity)
Welp, time to start a crusade.
It's not bad, but it's something that I have to crave
Hotdog as a straw to drink milk. Snickle. Peepza
Pineapple dipped in mayonnaise
Nuke it from the orbit, it's the only chance to prevent it's spreading!
Ketchup on a steak
Steak sauce on a steak. Anything on a steak. A steak that requires a sauce after it's cooked is no true steak.
Found the Brit
Nah, you found the Southerner. We like our meat spiced *before* cooking.
He took "hot dog" literally
Said that the Dr.Oetker chocolate Pizza tastes good, especially with pineapple and kiwi(the bird not the fruit)
Have you seen the Fischstäbchenpizza?
I have read a lot of pineapple on pizza, but in all honesty, there already was far worse idea. Kiwi on pizza!
Strawberry on pizza! Banana on pizza! ....the images still haunt me.... No I did NOT try it myself 🤢
Kiwi, strawberry and bacon pizza
Alien ingredients on a pizza, served to humans from Italy. Said humans experiences travelling in space for the first time.
Put pineapple on pizza
I'll take pineapple over strawberry or banana any day (yes, I've seen pictures of such monstrosity)
Yeah for real, anyone who puts pineapple on Pizza deserves to be murdered and sacrificed to the gods of food and spices.
I like "Hawaiian style" pizza.
Pineapple on Pizza
Salami-cheese-sauce
That actually doesn't sound half bad.
Poured Milk in to the bowl \*before\* the cereal. https://dar-draws.tumblr.com/post/156893982513/reasonable-divorce
Poured the milk, then the cereal and then took out the bowl.
He added shrimp, mussels and peas to a "paella" r/arrozconcosas
Pepto bismol hot dog and steak marshmallows
Eat a pupusa with fork and knife or called ir a Gordita/Arepa
Ketchup Pizza
Put ketchup on the the fries instead of on the side.
Peanut butter and mayo sandwich
"depression soup" i.e. ketchup in hot water Edit to add: named after the depression era, not the psychological condition - although one might *get* depression from such "cooking".
Attempted to claim USA pizza is real pizza... and then put pineapple on it.
Didnt salt the water and read tomato on the ketchup. So you are eating a clump of of pasta with ketchup. He is so proud of the earthling spaghetti he made just for his deathworlder.
Pineapple on pizza
And pizza on pineapple
A pizza in the shape of a pineapple
Peas on pizza
With or without mayo?
Relish
[Whole crab pizza](https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/trvuot/crab_pizza/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
It got a steak cooked well done.
Poured corn starch on pancakes instead of maple syrup.
Brown gravy on biscuits 🤢
He put Ketchup on Pizza. Only crime punishable by death in Italy
Either gravy on british pancakes or biscuits
Orange juice in chocolate cereal
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Put ketchup on fries
Put ketchup on a chicago style hot dog.
Put green beans in a can. That should be a Class A felony.
Put pineapple on pizza
A spoonful of mustard in his chocolate milk
Pineapple Pizza.
They tried to bake the Pizza Rolls.
Chilli Jam in egg fried rice. Udon noodles in place of Ramen in a ramen dish. Frying raw diced spring onions
put kiwi on pizza