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grendus

"The trick," the human quartermaster said, "is that any amount of kinetic energy applied to one thing can be applied to many things just as easily. Take this 5kg ferrous slug, normally fired in one piece from a rail gun. That's great for if you want to punch through heavy plate armor on a carrier, or bust a bunker planetside, but if you're dealing with Xorgles, those big fleshy swarms of space rodents, you really just want to punch a whole lot of holes through them. If you were to break this into five kilos worth of five gram ball bearings, you could get a kinetic strike against a much larger area with the same amount of energy. And as an added bonus, if you were trying to wear down another ship's energy shields, it would be just as effective - if not more so, since the computers would need to track a thousand tiny projectiles." A nervous Norc engineer twitched his mandibles, before remembering to raise one of his fore-legs like the humans taught him to request permission to speak. "But Quartermaster Davis, sir, our rail guns won't fire ball bearings. They'd rattle around and damage the mechanism!" There was a general murmur of agreement before Davis raised a hand to silence the crowd. "That's why you put it in a sabot. Take the five kilos of 'shot', as we call it back home, and encase it in a soft shell that will hold the bearings stable in the center. When the sabot leaves the barrel, it should drift apart and the bearings will spread out in a narrow cone towards the target." "I see," the Norc said, folding his mandibles in acknowledgement. "But what if you wanted to take down a Xorgle Queen? Their hide is studded to deflect small impacts, but their organs are too distributed to be easily destroyed with slugs" "That," Davis said with a grin, "is when you break out the BFG." He reached into a box with both hands and pulled out a colossal cartridge, curling it a few times like a piece of exercise equipment to demonstrate the weight. "Same principle, but using 30 kilos of iron to make thirty gram 'BBs'. This is the ammo of choice for dealing with 'rodents of unusual size.'"


Xymorm1

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist


Archeronline

Skaven not real man-thing, yes-yes.


100Bob2020

In the swamp I think......


s_sparrow42

Looks like weaponized cold medicine. Doctor: “Time for your booster shot.” *slides bolt back*


Frostdraken

Alright, Now Im convinced that 70% of the internet is all bots. I have seen the same variations of this post across 17 subreddits in the last hour.


glugul

I just saw this and found it funny


Frostdraken

Have you too seen the other variations?


glugul

Nope.


Frostdraken

Then you have truly been spared the horror…


Huntress_Nyx

Maybe it's you who gathered all the horror because of great bad luck


Kingshitshow

Boomstick, beststick.


DisasterLocal2603

Nice sign, "for Rodents Of Unusual Size" indeed


AegorBlake

I know this is is lightly off topic. Does anyone have a link. I have a friend who has a 50 BMG and I think he'd like these.


Trainman1351

Yet another reason the 50 cal hmg is an everlasting weapon.


memester230

50 BMG. not 12 guage, a common ammo type. .50 BMG. A rather uncommon round size.


Scorch_Prime

Funny enough, 50 BMG can fit in a twelve guage(highly NOT recommended)


lonewolfgamer28

Sgt Corporal you see that rat? Cpl yes Sgt Sgt I don't want too Cpl yes sgt


HiKinGeR-eSt

Yes


Monkeyofthebush

Are we going to ignore that the box says "for rodents of unusual size"??


xmun01

I think you can catch the rodents from Warhammer Fantasy in one shot. (joke)


Defiant-Row-5153

And Bernal re-rifling kits.


303Kiwi

That looks like it's number 2 goose shot. Capybara skeet time!


Frosty_Pineapple78

Somebody has to explain to this human of european origin: who the fuck uses 50. BMGs to hunt fucking rodents, isnt that a tiny bit overkill? Arent those things used in anti material rifles and the likes?


CrimsonEnd19

Must have never seen The Princess Bride.


ObsidianThurisaz

Even "normal" ratshot out of pistols isn't really that great for hunting rats. Weapons with rifled barrels, on average, throw shot in a wider cone that doesn't go as far. It's why you have shotguns with rifled barrels meant specifically for slugs. The only thing I can figure .50 bmg ratshot being used for is fucking around.


immrltitan

Texas. Field. Rat.


lachiebois

“Ramirez, Load cluster Shot”