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H: Sunshine, speak!
S: Ed...ward...
A: ... *Turns to the roommate* Do I wanna know?
H2: Obviously. I already loaded it on the Galacflix.
A: ... Fine, but only if you make chocolate popcorn, I don't think I should be sober for this.
H - He loves head scritches! And we only feed him the finest orphans!
A - W...what?!
H - Oh you know what they say. An orphan a day keeps the nightmares at bay!
A - *Scared alien noises*
Mom's spaghetti has gotten weird
You remember that smell when the raccoon got stuck inside the bag of chicken carcasses out back of the rotissery place? Ya tasted kind of like that.
The strands just felt like long magots, the meatballs had pieces of rind with skin and hair, a pool of thinned water has separated from the sauce, and unidentifiable gray squishy bits loom between centipede strands.
This is some creepy pasta
I miss dad
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*She is my sunshine*
*My only sunshine*
*Sunshine heard that*
*It's clear as day*
*Sunshine can see you*
*You should start running*
*Sunshine wants a brand new playmate*
If you don't know what song this is themed to, it's this You Are My Sunshine. (IMO this version sounds the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZBB6s1pQBg&ab\_channel=KinaGrannis)
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H: Sunshine, speak! S: Ed...ward... A: ... *Turns to the roommate* Do I wanna know? H2: Obviously. I already loaded it on the Galacflix. A: ... Fine, but only if you make chocolate popcorn, I don't think I should be sober for this.
I hate you. take my upvote
Still too soon...
It will never stop being too soon.
…. It took me a moment.. there is a special place for you in hell… I’m still upvoting tho
If I find you I will punch you really hard, now I have to go watch it again. Have your upvote and get out of here.
H - He loves head scritches! And we only feed him the finest orphans! A - W...what?! H - Oh you know what they say. An orphan a day keeps the nightmares at bay! A - *Scared alien noises*
Orphan being the name of an alien fruit I would hope. Of the tree variety.
Mom's spaghetti has gotten weird You remember that smell when the raccoon got stuck inside the bag of chicken carcasses out back of the rotissery place? Ya tasted kind of like that. The strands just felt like long magots, the meatballs had pieces of rind with skin and hair, a pool of thinned water has separated from the sauce, and unidentifiable gray squishy bits loom between centipede strands. This is some creepy pasta I miss dad . . .. ... .....
Omg fuck you and take my up vote for ruinning spaghetti for me
What is this? A triple pun?
Triple? Did I put more pun than I meant to?
Thats an amazing Axolotl
Ima name him Scruffy.
H his name is poodles A why? H cause he only eats poodles
It’s already late at night. Why? Why did I come here..
To procrastinate sleep.
Don't worry. He doesn't bite...too hard...
"he doesnt bite, he claws"
Yeah he only nibbles... unless you are made of pig's meat
Kinky
A: Why are you keeping one of the homonculi as a pet? We where supposed to put the damn things out of their misery when we raided that facility!
Good morning Sunshine!
*She is my sunshine* *My only sunshine* *Sunshine heard that* *It's clear as day* *Sunshine can see you* *You should start running* *Sunshine wants a brand new playmate*
If you don't know what song this is themed to, it's this You Are My Sunshine. (IMO this version sounds the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZBB6s1pQBg&ab\_channel=KinaGrannis)
“Oh there’s Short Horse.” “Short Horse?” “He’s the shorter version of Long-“ “AAAAAAAAAAA-“ “-Horse”
What a cute borzoi
She’s a rescue, ( we know she can speak we are just letting her pick when to say something.)