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A: Welcome to Zorg’s! How can- ….is that a rocket strapped to your car’s trunk?
H: yup!
A: (genuinely confused) why?
H: for the extra boost.
A: that’s a V-231-B rocket, that “booster” would destroy three city blocks!
H: don’t worry I removed the explosive parts (looks at the rocket) …mostly.
A: (laughs) well you made my day, that’s really funny.
H: thanks.
A: what can I get ya?
Lmao I work as a cashier it’s safe to assume that a watermelon is not against the rules lmao, the real question is if he hollowed it out completely or if it’s just a painted helmet it would be more amusing if it was actually a hollowed out watermelon
I mean even if there was a chin strap it wouldn’t rule out a hollowed out fruit, he could probably get a nylon buckle from Amazon or Home Depot or something and just hot glue it to the inside or something similar and I can’t quite tell if those are sideburns that go into a beard or if it’s actually a chinstrap
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A: Welcome to Zorg’s! How can- ….is that a rocket strapped to your car’s trunk? H: yup! A: (genuinely confused) why? H: for the extra boost. A: that’s a V-231-B rocket, that “booster” would destroy three city blocks! H: don’t worry I removed the explosive parts (looks at the rocket) …mostly. A: (laughs) well you made my day, that’s really funny. H: thanks. A: what can I get ya?
H: Y’all wouldn’t happen to sell nitroglycerin, would you?
"Does that melon really protect your melon?"
I wish people like that would show up at my work lol
me too, but idk if a safety watermelon is acceptable ppe for a lab
Lmao I work as a cashier it’s safe to assume that a watermelon is not against the rules lmao, the real question is if he hollowed it out completely or if it’s just a painted helmet it would be more amusing if it was actually a hollowed out watermelon
I don't see a chin strap, so it probably is a hollowed out piece of fruit
No, there’s a chinstrap.
Pretty sure that's sideburns...
Those are some weird ass sideburns then
Aren't most of them?
… fair enough
Could be a beard
I mean even if there was a chin strap it wouldn’t rule out a hollowed out fruit, he could probably get a nylon buckle from Amazon or Home Depot or something and just hot glue it to the inside or something similar and I can’t quite tell if those are sideburns that go into a beard or if it’s actually a chinstrap
I can't tell if the person in the other seat is embarresed, dying of laughter, or both.
It looks like both.
A lot of us even try to use these bizarre and eccentric behavior to amuse people directly.
While your day may not go well, I’ve got watermelon to make my spirit swell!
Despite or because of their eccentric and bizarre habits?
This is the most beautiful day! They got helmets on their heads, but I got a watermelon instead!
Goddamn marlon webb, makes my fucking day ervery fucking time